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(Foundation for the Law of Time)   Let us rise up, throw off the shackles of the Gregorian calendar, and adopt the simplified 13 Moon Calendar. And have a happy Galactic Moon Kali 11 Kin 5 Red Overtone Serpent   (lawoftime.org ) divider line
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2013-02-17 04:56:29 PM  
16 votes:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Truculent Moon day 4
Year of the Blue Pants Moon 

Your Galactic Signature is:


i105.photobucket.com 

kin 200: Purple Crystal Potato
I Dilly in order to Dally
Disappearing up my own backside
I tend to Lie a Lot  
With the Ringtone tone of Tone Loc
I am guided by the cleaning power of Tide
2013-02-17 04:43:28 PM  
9 votes:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 28
Year of the Yellow Cosmic Seed

Your Galactic Signature is:
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

kin 243: Blue Solar Night
I Pulse in order to Dream
Realizing Intuition
I have a constant anal itch
With the Solar tone of Intention
I am guided by the power of cheese
2013-02-17 05:33:35 PM  
8 votes:
www.lawoftime.org

Which of those are triple word scores?
2013-02-17 04:33:52 PM  
6 votes:
Did Scientology merge with Pokemon or something?
2013-02-17 04:34:23 PM  
5 votes:
FTA:  The 1st, 8th, 15th and 22nd days of the moon will ALWAYS be "Dali" days.

That's no good at all.  All of the clocks will melt every week.
2013-02-17 04:33:06 PM  
5 votes:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Self-Existing Moon day 26
Year of the Red Resonant Moon

Your Galactic Signature is:

i105.photobucket.com
kin 38: White Crystal Mirror
I Dedicate in order to Reflect
Universalizing Order
I seal the Matrix of Endlessness
With the Crystal tone of Cooperation
I am guided by the power of Heart

i105.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 04:02:59 PM  
5 votes:
controversy.wearscience.com
Preach on brother, preach on.
2013-02-17 04:19:05 PM  
4 votes:

Gosling: TheManofPA: I seal the Store of Death

Why? I'm only gonna be a couple minutes and I only need to get one thing. Don't close up yet.


I'm not even supposed to be here today
2013-02-17 04:47:33 PM  
3 votes:

TiiiMMMaHHH: Cyno01: Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.

I'd be happy with 60 day months.  Bills suck.


i105.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 04:12:27 PM  
3 votes:

TheManofPA: I seal the Store of Death


Why? I'm only gonna be a couple minutes and I only need to get one thing. Don't close up yet.
2013-02-17 03:10:02 PM  
3 votes:
Lunar calendar?  Seems kosher to me...
2013-02-17 09:35:49 PM  
2 votes:
i849.photobucket.com

screenshots.en.sftcdn.net
2013-02-17 05:32:19 PM  
2 votes:
Screw these candy-assed  kludges like leap days and in this case days that are not part of any week.

What we need is orbital engineering - change the earth's orbit to be exactly 364 days and change the moon's orbit so that the synodic month is exactly 28 days. This would be more likely to happen than any form of calendar reform.
2013-02-17 04:49:28 PM  
2 votes:
Yes! Finally!  And we must all convert to the Decabet!

i49.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 04:48:59 PM  
2 votes:
s4.postimage.org
2013-02-17 04:47:33 PM  
2 votes:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Resonant Moon day 4
Year of the Red Electric Moon 

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org

kin 200: Yellow Overtone Sun 
I Empower in order to Enlighten 
Commanding Life 
I seal the Matrix of Universal Fire 
With the Overtone tone of Radiance 
I am guided by the power of Elegance


i45.tinypic.com
Pong for life?

/Well, it is an elegant game.
//I guess...
2013-02-17 04:40:03 PM  
2 votes:
fark you hippies, i like the calendar where we pay homage every week to the roman and viking pantheon. THORSDAY WODENSDAY SATURNSDAY. if you celtic hippie pussies hadnt gotten owned repeteadly by the romans and vikings then maybe you would get to make the calendar. BUT YOU DID! HAHAHAHA!
2013-02-17 04:36:56 PM  
2 votes:
I thought we already had a thirteenth month.  Or was that just faulty calendars?

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-17 04:34:02 PM  
2 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2013-02-17 04:26:52 PM  
2 votes:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Spectral Moon day 20
Year of the Red Electric Moon

Your Galactic Signature is:

kin 68: Yellow Electric Star

I Activate in order to Beautify
Bonding Art
I seal the Store of Elegance
With the Electric tone of Service
I am guided by the power of Free Wil

sounds like a Rush song
2013-02-17 04:24:22 PM  
2 votes:
Self-Existing Moon day 17
Year of the Red Cosmic Moon

Your Galactic Signature is:

i105.photobucket.com

It's one of those London Olympic Mascots, I think.
kin 9: Red Solar Moon
I Pulse in order to Purify
Realizing Flo
I seal the Process of Universal Waiter
With the Solar tone of Intention
I am Totally Farking High right now
2013-02-17 04:22:28 PM  
2 votes:

Devo Cornholiosky: Can we get this done in time for Smarch?  Or at least Grune?


"lousy Smarch weather"
2013-02-17 04:21:24 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-17 04:10:23 PM  
2 votes:
New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.
2013-02-17 04:10:16 PM  
2 votes:
Galactic Moon day 2
Year of the Red Electric Moon
Your Galactic Signature is:
kin 226: White Overtone World-Bridger
I Empower in order to Equalize
Commanding Opportunity
I seal the Store of Death
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Timelessness

/kneel before Zod
2013-02-17 04:08:56 PM  
2 votes:
13 Moons x 28 days = 364 days = 52 seven-day weeks. The 365th day of the year is called the Day Out of Time, a day to celebrate peace through culture, time is art and practice universal forgiveness so that everyone can start the next year freshia

this guy's gonna have an aneurism when somebody gets around to telling him that a year is actual 365.25 days long.
2013-02-17 04:03:33 PM  
2 votes:
*Reads headline a few times*

Alright. I've got spare time.
2013-02-17 04:02:35 PM  
2 votes:
Is this site the Time Cube for 2013?
2013-02-17 04:02:05 PM  
2 votes:

Gosling: Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org


Hah! 3ButtCheeks should adopt that for his profile image.
2013-02-17 03:56:42 PM  
2 votes:
I managed to get the thing to tell me my birthday. And then apparently you can check it here to see who shares your birthday.

This is what it spit out for me:

Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Resonant Moon day 8
Year of the Blue Overtone Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org 

kin 154: White Spectral Wizard
I Dissolve in order to Enchant
Releasing Receptivity
I seal the Output of Timelessness
With the Spectral tone of Liberation
I am guided by my own power doubled
I am a galactic activation portal    enter me.
2013-02-18 03:00:42 AM  
1 vote:
I, a Blue Resonant Night, made the journey all the way to the "52 Year Destiny Castle" where I became enmeshed in/with a Black Echoing Midmorning Snack. Someone, anyone, please come find me and lead me out. . . . It is very scary in this place.

i995.photobucket.com
This is the "52 Year Destiny Castle." (I just wanna go home.)

Srsly, come find me.
2013-02-18 02:02:37 AM  
1 vote:
Foundation for the Law of Time? Didn't those folks on Gallifrey already get that covered when they invented time travel? Just saying that maybe we ought to leave such matters to the professionals.
2013-02-17 08:29:47 PM  
1 vote:
Only calendar worth using:

Year of the Whopper
Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad
Year of the Trial-Size Dove Bar
Year of the Perdue Wonderchicken
Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster
Year of the Yushiatyu 2007 Mimetic-Resolution-Cartridge-View-Motherboard-Easy-To-Install-Upgrade For Infernatron/InterLace TP Systems For Home, Office Or Mobile (sic)
Year of Dairy Products from the American Heartland
Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
Year of Glad

/fark you, embedded HTML in paste
2013-02-17 07:14:23 PM  
1 vote:
All I'm sayin is, fark with the time and prepare for the wrath of the Chronophage:

www.wired.com

That's all I'm sayin.

Interfere with its food and you become its food.

Just let it be. Just walk away.
2013-02-17 06:41:58 PM  
1 vote:
Bullpucky.

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 49th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3179
2013-02-17 06:27:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'm fine with gregorian with the following exception: September should be the 7th month, October the 8th, November the 9th, and December the 10th. Fark July and August jacking up the calendar... stick 'em at the end. Who did they think they were... Caesars?
2013-02-17 06:23:42 PM  
1 vote:
Crap. If you want a lunar calendar, use the Chinese one. Interesting 60-year cycles, and specific, well-known festivals at specific times. Same for the Hindu calendar, or the Jewish calendar. Any of them are respectable, serious, and very ancient. Whoever made up this silly-ass New-Age-A-Go-Go system has way too much time on his hands and needs a shot of Thorazine.
2013-02-17 06:22:11 PM  
1 vote:
Sol, Dhoop
Sun
Ilios
Naytheet
Ah Kin
Saule
Tonatiuh
Qurax
Gunes, Grian
Surie
Ir
Samse

So the flowering creativity of life wove its web face to face with
the shallow
And their gods sought out and conquered
Ah Kin
2013-02-17 05:39:33 PM  
1 vote:
Except the lunar cycle is 29 1/2 days.  This is a menstruation calendar - Shark Week will always be the same days every month, so I guess that's a plus.
2013-02-17 05:32:27 PM  
1 vote:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 23
Year of the Blue Magnetic Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org
kin 213: Red Overtone Skywalker
I Empower in order to Explore
Commanding Wakefullness
I seal the Output of Space
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Birth


Does this mean I am some sort of Jedi or something?  I am a skywalker with red overtones and I seal the output of space?
2013-02-17 05:12:28 PM  
1 vote:
1970 called, they want their new-age liberal hippy flower-power crystal-enhanced bullshiat back.
2013-02-17 05:07:04 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: [upload.wikimedia.org image 374x372]


That's an awesome clock, but it needs hands like this:

declubz.com
2013-02-17 04:51:12 PM  
1 vote:
According to this, I am a supervillain with a depressed dog glyph:

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org

Self-Existing Moon day 28
Year of the Blue Planetary Storm
kin 30: White Self-Existing Dog

I Define in order to Love
Measuring Loyalty
I seal the Process of Heart
With the Self-Existing tone of Form
I am guided by the power of Death
I am a polar kin    I convert the White galactic spectrum.

/kneel before me
2013-02-17 04:48:33 PM  
1 vote:
This reads like I imagine every conversation with John Edwards' mistress goes.
2013-02-17 04:45:39 PM  
1 vote:

Cyno01: Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.


I can't math.  Would this make basketball games shorter or longer?

/I mean, all that really matters is the final 200 seconds, right?
2013-02-17 04:43:09 PM  
1 vote:
I suggest we convene a committee to discuss the possibility of implementing this February 30th.
2013-02-17 04:41:12 PM  
1 vote:

Cyno01: Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.


I'd be happy with 60 day months.  Bills suck.
2013-02-17 04:38:31 PM  
1 vote:
Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.
2013-02-17 04:29:11 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: I am Totally Farking High right now


So I was kinda laughing to myself about the whole thing, and I said to myself, "Self, let's actually click on the link and see how crazy it really is." Wow. Just wow. Someone took a lot of time, concentration and acid to come up with that hot mess.
2013-02-17 04:28:28 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: I Pulse in order to Purify
Realizing Flo


I'm pretty sure that this along with the red moon is just one long "sex on your period" joke
2013-02-17 04:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
Screw a lunar calendar.  We fixed numbers with metric, we should fix the calendar the same way.  No more months with unequal days, every month should have 30 days.  At the end of the year, a five day party.
2013-02-17 04:22:38 PM  
1 vote:
If it means I get more birthdays in a year and more weekends, then I'm all for it!
2013-02-17 04:20:35 PM  
1 vote:
This idea has been around for a couple hundred years, but never has it been presented with this much new-age bullshiat.
2013-02-17 04:13:26 PM  
1 vote:
Red Five, standing by.
2013-02-17 04:11:56 PM  
1 vote:

Karac: 13 Moons x 28 days = 364 days = 52 seven-day weeks. The 365th day of the year is called the Day Out of Time, a day to celebrate peace through culture, time is art and practice universal forgiveness so that everyone can start the next year freshia

this guy's gonna have an aneurism when somebody gets around to telling him that a year is actual 365.25 days long.


It'd be funny if he just made that day 1.25 days long...basically you have a different calendar for it and everyone gets to enjoy more museums.
2013-02-17 04:11:35 PM  
1 vote:
the white rhythmic mirror community frowns upon your shenannigans
2013-02-17 04:04:59 PM  
1 vote:
I was born on Skullday the 14th of Melluary, 1804.
2013-02-17 04:04:56 PM  
1 vote:
I worked for Nabisco and they used a four-week, thirteen month calendar.  It greatly simplified planning.
2013-02-17 04:02:24 PM  
1 vote:
Great, we will be celebrating Christmas in the middle of Summer in about 6 years
 
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