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(Foundation for the Law of Time)   Let us rise up, throw off the shackles of the Gregorian calendar, and adopt the simplified 13 Moon Calendar. And have a happy Galactic Moon Kali 11 Kin 5 Red Overtone Serpent   (lawoftime.org) divider line 34
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2013-02-17 05:32:19 PM  
3 votes:
Screw these candy-assed  kludges like leap days and in this case days that are not part of any week.

What we need is orbital engineering - change the earth's orbit to be exactly 364 days and change the moon's orbit so that the synodic month is exactly 28 days. This would be more likely to happen than any form of calendar reform.
2013-02-17 05:03:16 PM  
3 votes:
To be fair, this is what evangelicals of any religion sound like to me.
2013-02-17 04:40:03 PM  
2 votes:
fark you hippies, i like the calendar where we pay homage every week to the roman and viking pantheon. THORSDAY WODENSDAY SATURNSDAY. if you celtic hippie pussies hadnt gotten owned repeteadly by the romans and vikings then maybe you would get to make the calendar. BUT YOU DID! HAHAHAHA!
2013-02-17 04:29:11 PM  
2 votes:

FloydA: I am Totally Farking High right now


So I was kinda laughing to myself about the whole thing, and I said to myself, "Self, let's actually click on the link and see how crazy it really is." Wow. Just wow. Someone took a lot of time, concentration and acid to come up with that hot mess.
2013-02-17 04:26:08 PM  
2 votes:
Screw a lunar calendar.  We fixed numbers with metric, we should fix the calendar the same way.  No more months with unequal days, every month should have 30 days.  At the end of the year, a five day party.
2013-02-17 04:21:24 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-17 04:14:21 PM  
2 votes:
i116.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 04:10:23 PM  
2 votes:
New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.
2013-02-17 04:02:59 PM  
2 votes:
controversy.wearscience.com
Preach on brother, preach on.
2013-02-18 04:51:11 PM  
1 votes:
The line starts behind the metric system, getting rid of pennies, and using dollar coins.
2013-02-18 07:29:55 AM  
1 votes:
This is the only galactic signature I need:

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-17 09:34:45 PM  
1 votes:
This will really mess up all you astrologers with only 12 signs.
Someone will need to come up with a new one.
How about the sign of DERP ?
With ruling planet Pallas ?
i849.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 08:19:26 PM  
1 votes:
OK, so can I tie Jose Arguelles and Lyndon LaRouche together by their nads, set them on fire, and THEN throw them in the cenote, instead of just settling for torching LaRouche??
2013-02-17 06:53:42 PM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: buckler: New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.

How can it be considered New Age when it is based on ancient history?


It may be BASED on ancient history, but I will almost guarantee this isn't how the ancients did it. They did not "seal the Matrix of Self-generation," that's a navel-gazing concept.
2013-02-17 06:41:58 PM  
1 votes:
Bullpucky.

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 49th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3179
2013-02-17 06:27:03 PM  
1 votes:
I'm fine with gregorian with the following exception: September should be the 7th month, October the 8th, November the 9th, and December the 10th. Fark July and August jacking up the calendar... stick 'em at the end. Who did they think they were... Caesars?
2013-02-17 06:23:42 PM  
1 votes:
Crap. If you want a lunar calendar, use the Chinese one. Interesting 60-year cycles, and specific, well-known festivals at specific times. Same for the Hindu calendar, or the Jewish calendar. Any of them are respectable, serious, and very ancient. Whoever made up this silly-ass New-Age-A-Go-Go system has way too much time on his hands and needs a shot of Thorazine.
2013-02-17 05:40:27 PM  
1 votes:
FloydA:
Your Galactic Signature is:

[i105.photobucket.com image 123x89]


Who knew that Goatse had a galactic signature?
2013-02-17 05:39:33 PM  
1 votes:
Except the lunar cycle is 29 1/2 days.  This is a menstruation calendar - Shark Week will always be the same days every month, so I guess that's a plus.
2013-02-17 05:11:23 PM  
1 votes:

namatad: I love when a retarded system is used to replace a retarded system.

How about a 365 day calendar with a leap day added every 4 years (and the rest when needed).
TADA


I'm not sure what's retarded about it - it's a pain to learn when you're five, but once learned, it gets the job done.
2013-02-17 05:07:19 PM  
1 votes:

dforkus: I really wish we could work out a calendar based on powers of 10. I.e 10 units in one year 10 sub units of that and subunits of that, etc...

It just doesn't work with the day night and seasonal cycles, God must hate powers of ten


meh
problem 1) religion
simple solution - they keep their own calendar and the rational world keeps the NEW CAL

problem 2) work week
currently 7 days ... ugh
we currently work 5/7 or .714 of a week
switching to 7/10 or .70 of a week would give us a TINY bit of a break.

problem 3) cost of changing
and this is why we will NEVER CHANGE - EVER
the cost of changing all calendars, software, systems, laws, rules and stuff is insanely prohibitive.
with little or no actual gain.
and if EVERYONE on the planet doesnt use the same cal, you have conversion problem on top of everything

pretty sure the french tried this with the metric system.

hell we cant even get the US to go metric
ROFL
2013-02-17 05:02:32 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: AbbeySomeone: buckler: New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.

How can it be considered New Age when it is based on ancient history?

Using the words "frequency" and "vibration" out of context.
The inclusion of chakras.
Crap like:
I Empower in order to Enlighten
Commanding Life
I seal the Matrix of Universal Fire
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Elegance

I'll take my simple-to-understand Gregorian calendar without affirmations or allusions to new age mantras.


Yeah, pretty much. It's really not worth trying to interpret this stuff, as it's made up of meaningless new age buzzwords. (But that doesn't mean it's not entertaining.)
2013-02-17 05:02:02 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry, today is clearly Pungenday, the 48th day of Chaos, in the YOLD 3179.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian_calendar

http://calendar.discordipedia.org/
2013-02-17 04:56:29 PM  
1 votes:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Truculent Moon day 4
Year of the Blue Pants Moon 

Your Galactic Signature is:


i105.photobucket.com 

kin 200: Purple Crystal Potato
I Dilly in order to Dally
Disappearing up my own backside
I tend to Lie a Lot  
With the Ringtone tone of Tone Loc
I am guided by the cleaning power of Tide
2013-02-17 04:53:17 PM  
1 votes:
Contact info is a PO box in Ashland, Oregon. Seems legit.
2013-02-17 04:51:17 PM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: buckler: New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.

How can it be considered New Age when it is based on ancient history?


Using the words "frequency" and "vibration" out of context.
The inclusion of chakras.
Crap like:
I Empower in order to Enlighten 
Commanding Life 
I seal the Matrix of Universal Fire 
With the Overtone tone of Radiance 
I am guided by the power of Elegance


I'll take my simple-to-understand Gregorian calendar without affirmations or allusions to new age mantras.
2013-02-17 04:48:59 PM  
1 votes:
s4.postimage.org
2013-02-17 04:43:28 PM  
1 votes:
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 28
Year of the Yellow Cosmic Seed

Your Galactic Signature is:
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

kin 243: Blue Solar Night
I Pulse in order to Dream
Realizing Intuition
I have a constant anal itch
With the Solar tone of Intention
I am guided by the power of cheese
2013-02-17 04:34:15 PM  
1 votes:
You know who else wanted to do away with the Gregorian calendar? The French First Republic, that's who.
2013-02-17 04:34:02 PM  
1 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2013-02-17 04:20:35 PM  
1 votes:
This idea has been around for a couple hundred years, but never has it been presented with this much new-age bullshiat.
2013-02-17 04:06:36 PM  
1 votes:
Can we get this done in time for Smarch?  Or at least Grune?
2013-02-17 04:03:33 PM  
1 votes:
*Reads headline a few times*

Alright. I've got spare time.
2013-02-17 03:56:42 PM  
1 votes:
I managed to get the thing to tell me my birthday. And then apparently you can check it here to see who shares your birthday.

This is what it spit out for me:

Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Resonant Moon day 8
Year of the Blue Overtone Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org 

kin 154: White Spectral Wizard
I Dissolve in order to Enchant
Releasing Receptivity
I seal the Output of Timelessness
With the Spectral tone of Liberation
I am guided by my own power doubled
I am a galactic activation portal    enter me.
 
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