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(Foundation for the Law of Time)   Let us rise up, throw off the shackles of the Gregorian calendar, and adopt the simplified 13 Moon Calendar. And have a happy Galactic Moon Kali 11 Kin 5 Red Overtone Serpent   (lawoftime.org ) divider line
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2013-02-17 04:47:33 PM  
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Resonant Moon day 4
Year of the Red Electric Moon 

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org

kin 200: Yellow Overtone Sun 
I Empower in order to Enlighten 
Commanding Life 
I seal the Matrix of Universal Fire 
With the Overtone tone of Radiance 
I am guided by the power of Elegance


i45.tinypic.com
Pong for life?

/Well, it is an elegant game.
//I guess...
 
2013-02-17 04:48:33 PM  
This reads like I imagine every conversation with John Edwards' mistress goes.
 
2013-02-17 04:48:59 PM  
s4.postimage.org
 
2013-02-17 04:49:28 PM  
Yes! Finally!  And we must all convert to the Decabet!

i49.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 04:51:12 PM  
According to this, I am a supervillain with a depressed dog glyph:

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org

Self-Existing Moon day 28
Year of the Blue Planetary Storm
kin 30: White Self-Existing Dog

I Define in order to Love
Measuring Loyalty
I seal the Process of Heart
With the Self-Existing tone of Form
I am guided by the power of Death
I am a polar kin    I convert the White galactic spectrum.

/kneel before me
 
2013-02-17 04:51:17 PM  

AbbeySomeone: buckler: New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.

How can it be considered New Age when it is based on ancient history?


Using the words "frequency" and "vibration" out of context.
The inclusion of chakras.
Crap like:
I Empower in order to Enlighten 
Commanding Life 
I seal the Matrix of Universal Fire 
With the Overtone tone of Radiance 
I am guided by the power of Elegance


I'll take my simple-to-understand Gregorian calendar without affirmations or allusions to new age mantras.
 
2013-02-17 04:51:19 PM  
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Self-Existing Moon day 19
Year of the Yellow Rhythmic Seed

Your Galactic Signature is:
www.lawoftime.org

kin 186: White Self-Existing World-Bridger
I Define in order to Equalize
Measuring Opportunity
I seal the Store of Death
With the Self-Existing tone of Form
I am guided by the power of Spirit
 
2013-02-17 04:53:17 PM  
Contact info is a PO box in Ashland, Oregon. Seems legit.
 
2013-02-17 04:53:19 PM  

Allen. The end.: Sure, why not? It's just another day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utD0Ow_44gw


at the end of the day you just have to say it's alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh7MKO4xYLU
 
2013-02-17 04:53:29 PM  

JonBuck: Is this site the Time Cube for 2013?


There's even a Time-Cube-esque graphic there:


First Watch: Midnight to Dawn (Analog kin)
Second Watch: Dawn to Noon (Guide kin)
Third Watch: Noon to Dusk (Antipode kin)
Fourth Watch: Dusk to Midnight (Occult kin)
www.lawoftime.org
 
2013-02-17 04:55:45 PM  
I'm trying to figure out what the Maya numbers are for without clicking the link. They seem unrelated to any numbers that are quoted in people's birthdays.
 
2013-02-17 04:56:29 PM  
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Truculent Moon day 4
Year of the Blue Pants Moon 

Your Galactic Signature is:


i105.photobucket.com 

kin 200: Purple Crystal Potato
I Dilly in order to Dally
Disappearing up my own backside
I tend to Lie a Lot  
With the Ringtone tone of Tone Loc
I am guided by the cleaning power of Tide
 
2013-02-17 04:57:56 PM  

theorellior: JonBuck: Is this site the Time Cube for 2013?

There's even a Time-Cube-esque graphic there:


First Watch: Midnight to Dawn (Analog kin)
Second Watch: Dawn to Noon (Guide kin)
Third Watch: Noon to Dusk (Antipode kin)
Fourth Watch: Dusk to Midnight (Occult kin)
[www.lawoftime.org image 300x300]


Guess I'll take the black and join the Night's Watch
 
2013-02-17 04:58:03 PM  
I really wish we could work out a calendar based on powers of 10. I.e 10 units in one year 10 sub units of that and subunits of that, etc...

It just doesn't work with the day night and seasonal cycles, God must hate powers of ten
 
2013-02-17 04:59:00 PM  
I love when a retarded system is used to replace a retarded system.

How about a 365 day calendar with a leap day added every 4 years (and the rest when needed).
TADA

I was born on 31. My friend was born on 365.
I get paid every 14 days.
I work 5 days and get 2 days off.

religious tards will keep a religious calendar, like they currently do and the rest of us could care less.

wasnt the hobbit calendar a rational caledar?
12 x 30day/month = 360 days
5 or 6 days for midsummer fest

oh wait, the crazies who still want 7 day weeks ... farkem
 
2013-02-17 04:59:39 PM  

TheManofPA: theorellior: JonBuck: Is this site the Time Cube for 2013?

There's even a Time-Cube-esque graphic there:


First Watch: Midnight to Dawn (Analog kin)
Second Watch: Dawn to Noon (Guide kin)
Third Watch: Noon to Dusk (Antipode kin)
Fourth Watch: Dusk to Midnight (Occult kin)
[www.lawoftime.org image 300x300]

Guess I'll take the black and join the Night's Watch


(Sleep with your kin)
 
2013-02-17 05:02:02 PM  
Sorry, today is clearly Pungenday, the 48th day of Chaos, in the YOLD 3179.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian_calendar

http://calendar.discordipedia.org/
 
2013-02-17 05:02:32 PM  

buckler: AbbeySomeone: buckler: New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.

How can it be considered New Age when it is based on ancient history?

Using the words "frequency" and "vibration" out of context.
The inclusion of chakras.
Crap like:
I Empower in order to Enlighten
Commanding Life
I seal the Matrix of Universal Fire
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Elegance

I'll take my simple-to-understand Gregorian calendar without affirmations or allusions to new age mantras.


Yeah, pretty much. It's really not worth trying to interpret this stuff, as it's made up of meaningless new age buzzwords. (But that doesn't mean it's not entertaining.)
 
2013-02-17 05:03:16 PM  
To be fair, this is what evangelicals of any religion sound like to me.
 
2013-02-17 05:06:17 PM  

buckler:I'll take my simple-to-understand Gregorian calendar without affirmations or allusions to new age mantras.

It's more of a word salad than actual mantras.

IgG4: Great, we will be celebrating Christmas in the middle of Summer in about 6 years


That's silly.  The winter solstice will always be in winter.  Or summer, in the opposite hemisphere.  Dammit, you have a point.
 
2013-02-17 05:07:04 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: [upload.wikimedia.org image 374x372]


That's an awesome clock, but it needs hands like this:

declubz.com
 
2013-02-17 05:07:19 PM  

dforkus: I really wish we could work out a calendar based on powers of 10. I.e 10 units in one year 10 sub units of that and subunits of that, etc...

It just doesn't work with the day night and seasonal cycles, God must hate powers of ten


meh
problem 1) religion
simple solution - they keep their own calendar and the rational world keeps the NEW CAL

problem 2) work week
currently 7 days ... ugh
we currently work 5/7 or .714 of a week
switching to 7/10 or .70 of a week would give us a TINY bit of a break.

problem 3) cost of changing
and this is why we will NEVER CHANGE - EVER
the cost of changing all calendars, software, systems, laws, rules and stuff is insanely prohibitive.
with little or no actual gain.
and if EVERYONE on the planet doesnt use the same cal, you have conversion problem on top of everything

pretty sure the french tried this with the metric system.

hell we cant even get the US to go metric
ROFL
 
2013-02-17 05:10:04 PM  
Kali - "My name is the glorious lotus born. I catalyze the light-heat within."

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-17 05:11:23 PM  

namatad: I love when a retarded system is used to replace a retarded system.

How about a 365 day calendar with a leap day added every 4 years (and the rest when needed).
TADA


I'm not sure what's retarded about it - it's a pain to learn when you're five, but once learned, it gets the job done.
 
2013-02-17 05:12:28 PM  
1970 called, they want their new-age liberal hippy flower-power crystal-enhanced bullshiat back.
 
2013-02-17 05:16:01 PM  
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:
Planetary Moon day 17
Year of the White Overtone Wizard
Your Galactic Signature is:

kin 182: White Cosmic Wind
I Endure in order to Communicate
Transcending Breath
I seal the Input of Spirit
With the Cosmic tone of Presence
I am guided by the power of Death
 
2013-02-17 05:23:04 PM  
We have a working, if annoying nearly-worldwide standard. With computers around, it's pretty much too late to change it, because that'd be billions of lines of code to fix.

I don't like that Greenwich is considered the center of the world, but at least it's consistent.
 
2013-02-17 05:29:43 PM  
I'm just throwing this out there FWIW (which isn't much), but if were any desire at all to create a new calendar, I would argue for:

Five days per week
Six weeks per month.
Three months per season
Four seasons per year.
Add an extra week (of five days) at the end of the year.
Add a leap day every four years, except for years divisible by 128,
Start the calendar on the first day of Autumn (it makes the seasons line up better).

There! A calendar more accurate than the Gregorian variety.

/To show my work, every 128 year period would have 46751 days, which would make each year an average of 365 and 31/128 days, or 365.2421875 days, instead of 365.2425 days (normal Gregorian) or 365.24225 days (Sir John Herschel's proposal). The tropical year equation is  Y =365.24219647 − 6.24×10−6T , with T=0 at the start of 1900, so you are currently looking at roughly 3/4 of a second off per year.

//We are too path dependent to adopt such a thing, though. It is kind of fun to play around with it to see what the best calendar would be if you started from scratch.
 
2013-02-17 05:32:19 PM  
Screw these candy-assed  kludges like leap days and in this case days that are not part of any week.

What we need is orbital engineering - change the earth's orbit to be exactly 364 days and change the moon's orbit so that the synodic month is exactly 28 days. This would be more likely to happen than any form of calendar reform.
 
2013-02-17 05:32:23 PM  
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Solar Moon day 12
Year of the White Overtone Wizard

Your Galactic Signature is:


kin 149: Red Rhythmic Moon

I Organize in order to Purify
Balancing Flow
I seal the Process of Universal Water
With the Rhythmic tone of Equality
I am guided by my own power doubled
I am a galactic activation portal    enter me.


Wow.  This sounds soooo freaking gay!

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-02-17 05:32:27 PM  
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 23
Year of the Blue Magnetic Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org
kin 213: Red Overtone Skywalker
I Empower in order to Explore
Commanding Wakefullness
I seal the Output of Space
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Birth


Does this mean I am some sort of Jedi or something?  I am a skywalker with red overtones and I seal the output of space?
 
2013-02-17 05:33:35 PM  
www.lawoftime.org

Which of those are triple word scores?
 
2013-02-17 05:34:16 PM  
Too dificult for Westerners, especially Americans who can't even seem to grasp the metric system.  All of that simplification of using measurements based on tens is way too complex for Americans.  We need wacky measurements or we juat don't get it.  If we attempted to go by something like the Mayan or Aztec calendars, which are the most accurate by the minute, our heads would explode with all of the new lernin' we'd have to do.
 
2013-02-17 05:39:02 PM  

TommyJReed: Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 23
Year of the Blue Magnetic Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

[www.lawoftime.org image 52x63]
kin 213: Red Overtone Skywalker
I Empower in order to Explore
Commanding Wakefullness
I seal the Output of Space
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Birth


Does this mean I am some sort of Jedi or something?  I am a skywalker with red overtones and I seal the output of space?


You are Anakin Skywalker.  I bow to the future Lord Vader.  Now go kill younglings.  Start with kittens.
 
2013-02-17 05:39:33 PM  
Except the lunar cycle is 29 1/2 days.  This is a menstruation calendar - Shark Week will always be the same days every month, so I guess that's a plus.
 
2013-02-17 05:40:27 PM  
FloydA:
Your Galactic Signature is:

[i105.photobucket.com image 123x89]


Who knew that Goatse had a galactic signature?
 
2013-02-17 05:41:52 PM  
 
2013-02-17 05:44:46 PM  
Is this a ploy to squeeze one more monthly payment out of us all per year?
 
2013-02-17 05:49:16 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: TommyJReed: Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 23
Year of the Blue Magnetic Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

[www.lawoftime.org image 52x63]
kin 213: Red Overtone Skywalker
I Empower in order to Explore
Commanding Wakefullness
I seal the Output of Space
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Birth


Does this mean I am some sort of Jedi or something?  I am a skywalker with red overtones and I seal the output of space?

You are Anakin Skywalker.  I bow to the future Lord Vader.  Now go kill younglings.  Start with kittens.


BUT TommyJReed WAS THE CHOSEN ONE

 
2013-02-17 05:51:44 PM  
sounds GAY
 
2013-02-17 05:59:36 PM  

Glancing Blow: I worked for Nabisco and they used a four-week, thirteen month calendar.  It greatly simplified planning.


Sounds nice. I can't believe that OBs have yet to notice there are thirteen 28 day periods in a year, not twelve. Especially since they won't book an annual less than a year after your last one.

Having to call for an extension to your birth control prescription every year because they don't review how the calendar works in med school is a PITA.
 
2013-02-17 06:02:28 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Screw a lunar calendar.  We fixed numbers with metric, we should fix the calendar the same way.  No more months with unequal days, every month should have 30 days.  At the end of the year, a five day party.


Jeez are you reading my mind?

I've been a proponent of this for years.

But you should note that the party period changes depending upon the need for leap days
 
2013-02-17 06:03:23 PM  
Duck_of_Doom: TommyJReed: Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 23
Year of the Blue Magnetic Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

[www.lawoftime.org image 52x63]
kin 213: Red Overtone Skywalker
I Empower in order to Explore
Commanding Wakefullness
I seal the Output of Space
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Birth


Does this mean I am some sort of Jedi or something?  I am a skywalker with red overtones and I seal the output of space?

You are Anakin Skywalker.  I bow to the future Lord Vader.  Now go kill younglings.  Start with kittens.


Sweet,  I'll go get my 12ga light saber and head down to the local animal shelter/orphanage and fulfill my destiny.
 
2013-02-17 06:04:27 PM  
This seems like a newage version of Eastman Kodak's calendar.
 
2013-02-17 06:07:20 PM  
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Planetary Moon day 18
Year of the White Crystal Wizard

Your Galactic Signature is:


kin 203: Blue Galactic Night

I Harmonize in order to Dream
Modeling Intuition
I seal the Input of Abundance
With the Galactic tone of Integrity
I am guided by the power of Accomplishment
I am a galactic activation portal    enter me.

Apparently, I am Isis.

/Damnit, Egypt paper!
 
2013-02-17 06:09:11 PM  
Months days and years hours and minutes are all fake standard units seconds (and their base 10 enlargements and reductions) are the only REAL (metric) units of time.
 
2013-02-17 06:16:16 PM  
www.abebooks.com
/link is hot like a red headed princess
 
2013-02-17 06:22:11 PM  
Sol, Dhoop
Sun
Ilios
Naytheet
Ah Kin
Saule
Tonatiuh
Qurax
Gunes, Grian
Surie
Ir
Samse

So the flowering creativity of life wove its web face to face with
the shallow
And their gods sought out and conquered
Ah Kin
 
2013-02-17 06:23:16 PM  

MemeSlave: Except the lunar cycle is 29 1/2 days.  This is a menstruation calendar - Shark Week will always be the same days every month, so I guess that's a plus.


That's not chum!
 
2013-02-17 06:23:42 PM  
Crap. If you want a lunar calendar, use the Chinese one. Interesting 60-year cycles, and specific, well-known festivals at specific times. Same for the Hindu calendar, or the Jewish calendar. Any of them are respectable, serious, and very ancient. Whoever made up this silly-ass New-Age-A-Go-Go system has way too much time on his hands and needs a shot of Thorazine.
 
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