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(Foundation for the Law of Time)   Let us rise up, throw off the shackles of the Gregorian calendar, and adopt the simplified 13 Moon Calendar. And have a happy Galactic Moon Kali 11 Kin 5 Red Overtone Serpent   (lawoftime.org) divider line 161
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2013-02-17 03:10:02 PM
Lunar calendar?  Seems kosher to me...
 
2013-02-17 03:56:42 PM
I managed to get the thing to tell me my birthday. And then apparently you can check it here to see who shares your birthday.

This is what it spit out for me:

Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Resonant Moon day 8
Year of the Blue Overtone Storm

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org 

kin 154: White Spectral Wizard
I Dissolve in order to Enchant
Releasing Receptivity
I seal the Output of Timelessness
With the Spectral tone of Liberation
I am guided by my own power doubled
I am a galactic activation portal    enter me.
 
2013-02-17 04:02:05 PM

Gosling: Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org


Hah! 3ButtCheeks should adopt that for his profile image.
 
2013-02-17 04:02:24 PM
Great, we will be celebrating Christmas in the middle of Summer in about 6 years
 
2013-02-17 04:02:35 PM
Is this site the Time Cube for 2013?
 
2013-02-17 04:02:59 PM
controversy.wearscience.com
Preach on brother, preach on.
 
2013-02-17 04:03:33 PM
*Reads headline a few times*

Alright. I've got spare time.
 
2013-02-17 04:04:47 PM
whatthefarkamireading.jpg
 
2013-02-17 04:04:56 PM
I worked for Nabisco and they used a four-week, thirteen month calendar.  It greatly simplified planning.
 
2013-02-17 04:04:59 PM
I was born on Skullday the 14th of Melluary, 1804.
 
2013-02-17 04:06:36 PM
Can we get this done in time for Smarch?  Or at least Grune?
 
2013-02-17 04:08:56 PM
13 Moons x 28 days = 364 days = 52 seven-day weeks. The 365th day of the year is called the Day Out of Time, a day to celebrate peace through culture, time is art and practice universal forgiveness so that everyone can start the next year freshia

this guy's gonna have an aneurism when somebody gets around to telling him that a year is actual 365.25 days long.
 
2013-02-17 04:10:16 PM
Galactic Moon day 2
Year of the Red Electric Moon
Your Galactic Signature is:
kin 226: White Overtone World-Bridger
I Empower in order to Equalize
Commanding Opportunity
I seal the Store of Death
With the Overtone tone of Radiance
I am guided by the power of Timelessness

/kneel before Zod
 
2013-02-17 04:10:23 PM
New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.
 
2013-02-17 04:11:35 PM
the white rhythmic mirror community frowns upon your shenannigans
 
2013-02-17 04:11:56 PM

Karac: 13 Moons x 28 days = 364 days = 52 seven-day weeks. The 365th day of the year is called the Day Out of Time, a day to celebrate peace through culture, time is art and practice universal forgiveness so that everyone can start the next year freshia

this guy's gonna have an aneurism when somebody gets around to telling him that a year is actual 365.25 days long.


It'd be funny if he just made that day 1.25 days long...basically you have a different calendar for it and everyone gets to enjoy more museums.
 
2013-02-17 04:12:27 PM

TheManofPA: I seal the Store of Death


Why? I'm only gonna be a couple minutes and I only need to get one thing. Don't close up yet.
 
2013-02-17 04:13:26 PM
Red Five, standing by.
 
2013-02-17 04:14:21 PM
i116.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 04:19:05 PM

Gosling: TheManofPA: I seal the Store of Death

Why? I'm only gonna be a couple minutes and I only need to get one thing. Don't close up yet.


I'm not even supposed to be here today
 
2013-02-17 04:20:35 PM
This idea has been around for a couple hundred years, but never has it been presented with this much new-age bullshiat.
 
2013-02-17 04:21:24 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-17 04:22:28 PM

Devo Cornholiosky: Can we get this done in time for Smarch?  Or at least Grune?


"lousy Smarch weather"
 
2013-02-17 04:22:38 PM
If it means I get more birthdays in a year and more weekends, then I'm all for it!
 
2013-02-17 04:24:22 PM
Self-Existing Moon day 17
Year of the Red Cosmic Moon

Your Galactic Signature is:

i105.photobucket.com

It's one of those London Olympic Mascots, I think.
kin 9: Red Solar Moon
I Pulse in order to Purify
Realizing Flo
I seal the Process of Universal Waiter
With the Solar tone of Intention
I am Totally Farking High right now
 
2013-02-17 04:25:30 PM

AliceBToklasLives: [upload.wikimedia.org image 374x372]


Vive la République!
 
2013-02-17 04:25:41 PM

buckler: New...age...bullshiat...makes head angry...urge to kill rising.


How can it be considered New Age when it is based on ancient history?
 
2013-02-17 04:26:08 PM
Screw a lunar calendar.  We fixed numbers with metric, we should fix the calendar the same way.  No more months with unequal days, every month should have 30 days.  At the end of the year, a five day party.
 
2013-02-17 04:26:49 PM
WTF_am_I_reading.jpg
 
2013-02-17 04:26:52 PM
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Spectral Moon day 20
Year of the Red Electric Moon

Your Galactic Signature is:

kin 68: Yellow Electric Star
I Activate in order to Beautify
Bonding Art
I seal the Store of Elegance
With the Electric tone of Service
I am guided by the power of Free Wil

sounds like a Rush song
 
2013-02-17 04:28:28 PM

FloydA: I Pulse in order to Purify
Realizing Flo


I'm pretty sure that this along with the red moon is just one long "sex on your period" joke
 
2013-02-17 04:29:11 PM

FloydA: I am Totally Farking High right now


So I was kinda laughing to myself about the whole thing, and I said to myself, "Self, let's actually click on the link and see how crazy it really is." Wow. Just wow. Someone took a lot of time, concentration and acid to come up with that hot mess.
 
2013-02-17 04:32:54 PM
Is this related to that mental Mecca Time BS? OMG is the derp high on that theory.
 
2013-02-17 04:32:56 PM

Glancing Blow: I worked for Nabisco and they used a four-week, thirteen month calendar.  It greatly simplified planning.


Especially for the frequent lay-offs.

/ time to clear the cookie crumbs
 
2013-02-17 04:33:06 PM
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Self-Existing Moon day 26
Year of the Red Resonant Moon

Your Galactic Signature is:

i105.photobucket.com
kin 38: White Crystal Mirror
I Dedicate in order to Reflect
Universalizing Order
I seal the Matrix of Endlessness
With the Crystal tone of Cooperation
I am guided by the power of Heart

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 04:33:52 PM
Did Scientology merge with Pokemon or something?
 
2013-02-17 04:34:02 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-17 04:34:15 PM
You know who else wanted to do away with the Gregorian calendar? The French First Republic, that's who.
 
2013-02-17 04:34:23 PM
FTA:  The 1st, 8th, 15th and 22nd days of the moon will ALWAYS be "Dali" days.

That's no good at all.  All of the clocks will melt every week.
 
2013-02-17 04:35:29 PM
I think this is just a play by Christians to ever increasingly push back the start of Christmas
 
2013-02-17 04:36:56 PM
I thought we already had a thirteenth month.  Or was that just faulty calendars?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-17 04:38:04 PM
Well, at least my Tzolkin/Oracle symbol isn't someone sticking out his tongue.

Overtone Moon day 13
Year of the White Overtone Wizard

Your Galactic Signature is:

www.lawoftime.org

kin 38: White Crystal Mirror
I Dedicate in order to Reflect
Universalizing Order
I seal the Matrix of Endlessness
With the Crystal tone of Cooperation
I am guided by the power of Heart
 
2013-02-17 04:38:31 PM
Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.
 
2013-02-17 04:40:03 PM
fark you hippies, i like the calendar where we pay homage every week to the roman and viking pantheon. THORSDAY WODENSDAY SATURNSDAY. if you celtic hippie pussies hadnt gotten owned repeteadly by the romans and vikings then maybe you would get to make the calendar. BUT YOU DID! HAHAHAHA!
 
2013-02-17 04:41:12 PM

Cyno01: Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.


I'd be happy with 60 day months.  Bills suck.
 
2013-02-17 04:43:09 PM
I suggest we convene a committee to discuss the possibility of implementing this February 30th.
 
2013-02-17 04:43:28 PM
Your birthday on the 13 Moon Calendar is:

Overtone Moon day 28
Year of the Yellow Cosmic Seed

Your Galactic Signature is:
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

kin 243: Blue Solar Night
I Pulse in order to Dream
Realizing Intuition
I have a constant anal itch
With the Solar tone of Intention
I am guided by the power of cheese
 
2013-02-17 04:44:39 PM
Sure, why not? It's just another day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utD0Ow_44gw
 
2013-02-17 04:45:39 PM

Cyno01: Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.


I can't math.  Would this make basketball games shorter or longer?

/I mean, all that really matters is the final 200 seconds, right?
 
2013-02-17 04:47:33 PM

TiiiMMMaHHH: Cyno01: Id be happy with metric time, no time zones, no daylight savings, just 00:00:00 at midnight in Greenwich every night, 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour, 100 seconds a minute. 100000 seconds a day that are about 15% shorter than our current seconds.

I'd be happy with 60 day months.  Bills suck.


i105.photobucket.com
 
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