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(CBS News)   IBC films to distribute "The Canyons" with Lindsay Lohan. I always loved their root beer   (cbsnews.com) divider line 20
    More: Misc, Lindsay Lohan, IFC Films, IFC, ibc, James Deen, Paul Schrader, Gus Van Sant, Bret Easton Ellis  
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2013-02-17 02:12:24 PM  
Are we supposed to assume the article originally had a typo?   Or is this just a really really lame attempt at humor by subby?
 
2013-02-17 02:56:49 PM  

dletter: Are we supposed to assume the article originally had a typo?   Or is this just a really really lame attempt at humor by subby?


Who cares, everyone talk about root beer!

I like Virgil's, myself.
 
2013-02-17 03:00:41 PM  

dletter: Are we supposed to assume the article originally had a typo?   Or is this just a really really lame attempt at humor by subby?


i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 03:05:17 PM  
At least it's not IBS films.  Rumor has it that it's shiatty enough as it is.
 
2013-02-17 03:28:03 PM  
She's 26?

Jesus kee rist on a ritz. She looks like sh*t for 26.
 
2013-02-17 03:51:20 PM  
Too bad Leonard isn't alive to see how much Paul Shrader needed him.
 
2013-02-17 03:53:25 PM  

indarwinsshadow: She's 26?

Jesus kee rist on a ritz. She looks like sh*t for 26.


She looks like shiat for 56.
 
2013-02-17 04:00:34 PM  
IFC: "Gosh we have millions of dollars we need to get rid of quickly. Whatever shall we do?"

Lacky: "I know! Lets bankrole a LL movie. Nobodies going to want to see that pos."

IFC: "Brilliant" We'll lose our shirts!"
 
2013-02-17 04:27:01 PM  
She's in a movie called The Canyons and nobody has made a joke about her ladyparts? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-02-17 04:28:34 PM  
www.dvdizzy.com
 
2013-02-17 04:33:02 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: She's in a movie called The Canyons and nobody has made a joke about her ladyparts? Fark, I am disappoint.


How about ladyparts in general? Like, why does a vagina go up and down? Because if it went from side to side, it would go phllbbdddphllbbdddphllbbdddphllbbddd as it slid down a bannister.
/you didn't say it had to be a good joke
//it's better told in person at 3:45 am while drunk.
 
2013-02-17 04:39:29 PM  
It'll be a long, close-up, sweeping shot starting at the head..
//and ending in a scenic grand canyon tour..
 
2013-02-17 05:46:56 PM  
This is the only Canyon I'm interested in.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-17 05:58:32 PM  
It was directed by the guy who wrote Taxi Driver and directed Hardcore and Mishima.

I'm looking forward to this.
 
2013-02-17 06:04:42 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: It was directed by the guy who wrote Taxi Driver and directed Hardcore and Mishima.

I'm looking forward to this.


Me too.

The film, which was shot last summer, was made on an estimated budget of just $250,000, with most of the funding coming from online donations.

Trailer was trippy and I like the idea of supporting films made independent of the usual Hollywood model.
 
2013-02-17 06:59:04 PM  
I heard James Deen's performance was stiff and wooden.


/ta-da
 
2013-02-17 07:40:37 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Incorrigible Astronaut: She's in a movie called The Canyons and nobody has made a joke about her ladyparts? Fark, I am disappoint.

How about ladyparts in general? Like, why does a vagina go up and down? Because if it went from side to side, it would go phllbbdddphllbbdddphllbbdddphllbbddd as it slid down a bannister

harmonica players would have an unfair advantage.
/you didn't say it had to be a good joke
//it's better told in person at 3:45 am while drunk.


That's the way I've always heard it.
 
2013-02-17 09:13:54 PM  

FunkOut: I like Virgil's, myself.


So much, THIS!
 
2013-02-17 09:29:53 PM  
 
2013-02-19 04:51:57 PM  
I read it as distributing the crayons.

I think it makes more sense that way.
 
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