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(TMZ)   Brent Spiner admits he cheated while taking traffic school. You'd think that would have been something Marina Sirtis did, what with crashing the Enterprise and all   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2013-02-17 04:46:42 PM  
6 votes:

germ78: Didn't she show teh boobies in 48 Hours?


That was Denise Crosby, wasn't it?

anongallery.org
2013-02-18 06:19:07 AM  
2 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: Nah, I blame Deanna, because the order from Riker was "Deanna, take the helm, get us out of orbit!" Where when they finally did fire the photon torpedo from the rear tube at the Klingon Bird of Prey, the Enterprise was pointing TOWARDS the planet (which is in contradiction to direct orders from Riker).


Diving into the planet is technically 'out of orbit' so she was the best kind of correct.
2013-02-18 12:16:58 AM  
2 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: ZeroCorpse: In Troi's defense... The damned ship was already in the middle of a nosedive and a warp core breach when she grabbed the stick, and she kept the nose up and prevented it from hitting hard enough to kill everyone.

Granted, the shockwave from the sun exploding killed everyone a few seconds later, but hey, in the very next timeline she was more of a hero than she gets credit for.

Blame the ensign who was there before her, who didn't manage to dodge the shots by the Klingon ship. Stupid ensign.

Blame Riker, who fired only one shot before running away.


Wait, I thought Picard was the French one...

/sorry, low hanging fruit and all
2013-02-17 07:49:19 PM  
2 votes:

eyeq360: NeoCortex42: Pentaxian: GAT_00: The man's 64. And it's probably a bit more shocking because they had to make him up more and more every year to keep him from aging.

BTW does Patrick Stewart age at all? There is very little difference between when he played Gurney Hallack:

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
and nearly 30 years later:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 479x599]

Look how much more hair he had 30 years ago!

He's been bald since 19 due to alopecia, so he's not exactly the best example of showing the effects of aging.


Did they glue some on for this?

www.seattlegayscene.com
2013-02-17 04:03:43 PM  
2 votes:

BY KAHLESS` SWORD

2.bp.blogspot.com

I WOULD HIT MYSELF WITH PAIN STICKS FOR THIS.

2013-02-17 03:42:16 PM  
2 votes:

Smelly McUgly: I was trying to get into Star Trek because I really love sci-fi as a genre, and I found that, while I'm not a fan in general, I think TNG is much, much, MUCH better than the original series. Mostly because Patrick Stewart and Levar Burton.

End threadjack.


I think Star Trek: Dallas is even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QktVh64BYx4
2013-02-17 03:15:10 PM  
2 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 12:53:06 PM  
2 votes:

Shostie: gopher321: Dinki: MMM Marina Sirtis thread.....

[i2.listal.com image 397x600]

She's starting to look like an old gypsy woman.

And still remarkably hittable for 57.


Yeah, I'd warp factor-..., which is to say I'd set my phaser to-...um,...I'd boldly go-....I mean, I'd fire my photon tor-

GODDAMIT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!!
2013-02-18 09:04:06 AM  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: ZeroCorpse: In Troi's defense... The damned ship was already in the middle of a nosedive and a warp core breach when she grabbed the stick, and she kept the nose up and prevented it from hitting hard enough to kill everyone.

Granted, the shockwave from the sun exploding killed everyone a few seconds later, but hey, in the very next timeline she was more of a hero than she gets credit for.

Blame the ensign who was there before her, who didn't manage to dodge the shots by the Klingon ship. Stupid ensign.

Blame Riker, who fired only one shot before running away.


*Riker sees ship is going to inevitably crash*

"Deanna, take the helm!"
"But I'm literally the only member of the bridge crew who never flew this thing!"
"Hey, if we survive this, I want your fingerprints all over that console, so TAKE. THE. HELM!"
2013-02-18 12:13:32 AM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: In Troi's defense... The damned ship was already in the middle of a nosedive and a warp core breach when she grabbed the stick, and she kept the nose up and prevented it from hitting hard enough to kill everyone.

Granted, the shockwave from the sun exploding killed everyone a few seconds later, but hey, in the very next timeline she was more of a hero than she gets credit for.

Blame the ensign who was there before her, who didn't manage to dodge the shots by the Klingon ship. Stupid ensign.


Blame Riker, who fired only one shot before running away.
2013-02-17 11:22:24 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: PredDawg8: Quantum Apostrophe: I think Star Trek: Dallas is even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QktVh64BYx4

I would like to thank you for posting that. I had never seen it, and was greatly entertained.

You're welcome. It's obvious a lot of thought and work went into it. It still entertains me!


I'd forgotten all about that, and am currently running through the first series of Dallas (up to season 3 so far, was too young the first time it was on).........this is farking EPIC.
2013-02-17 06:31:55 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: Mugato: FunkOut: Although with the emotion chip in the movies, I suppose someone had to run up and respackle after he made one of those disturbing rounds of android laughter.

They only used the emotion chip in the first movie and the beginning of the second then he shut it off. They ignored it in the other movies.

What other movies? Generations and First Contact were the only TNG movies...


Is this like there were no Highlander sequels?
2013-02-17 06:26:55 PM  
1 vote:
My favorite episode was when they flew the Star Track to the planet of the....wookys I think they were called. They were these hairy ape like creatures who had their own Statue of Liberty on the beach.
2013-02-17 06:21:15 PM  
1 vote:

The English Major: [i777.photobucket.com image 700x614]


burimyufan85.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-17 05:50:34 PM  
1 vote:
Ensign Ro can man my helm any time.
2013-02-17 05:22:58 PM  
1 vote:
i777.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 03:58:25 PM  
1 vote:
Should've blamed it on Lore.
2013-02-17 01:03:55 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: Shostie: gopher321: Dinki: MMM Marina Sirtis thread.....

[i2.listal.com image 397x600]

She's starting to look like an old gypsy woman.

And still remarkably hittable for 57.

Yeah, I'd warp factor-..., which is to say I'd set my phaser to-...um,...I'd boldly go-....I mean, I'd fire my photon tor-

GODDAMIT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!!


farm6.staticflickr.com
2013-02-17 10:24:06 AM  
1 vote:

Dinki: MMM Marina Sirtis thread.....

[i2.listal.com image 397x600]


She's starting to look like an old gypsy woman.
 
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