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(NYPost)   Taylor Swift embarrassed that her love life has become a public joke. If only there were some way that she could keep it private   (nypost.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-17 12:13:08 PM
I seem to remember reading this before. Maybe a month or so ago?
 
2013-02-17 01:05:26 PM
I wager that she is keeping her real love life private.
 
2013-02-17 01:36:10 PM

Kyosuke: I wager that she is keeping her real love life private.


can't wait for the videos to be leaked.
 
2013-02-17 01:49:00 PM

whither_apophis: Kyosuke: I wager that she is keeping her real love life private.

can't wait for the videos to be leaked.


She's never ever ever ever, gonna leak the videos.
 
2013-02-17 02:25:18 PM

Kyosuke: I wager that she is keeping her real love life private.


Duracell never kisses and tells
 
2013-02-17 02:28:00 PM
I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.
 
2013-02-17 02:31:30 PM
I don't think she's the brightest bulb on the circuit.
 
2013-02-17 02:33:04 PM
The problem is, when she found out what was between her legs, she swore she would never, ever, ever put them back together.
 
2013-02-17 02:33:26 PM
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no mention of this?  for shame Rupert!  for shame!
 
2013-02-17 02:39:55 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I seem to remember reading this before. Maybe a month or so ago?



Probably so. This is just post Valentine February installment. The St Patty's Day Lamentation will be in another month.
 
2013-02-17 02:47:05 PM
So when is her song about Michael J. Fox getting released?
 
2013-02-17 02:56:23 PM

StrikitRich: So when is her song about Michael J. Fox getting released?


Didn't you mean to post this in the Harlem Shake thread?
 
2013-02-17 02:59:50 PM

Kyosuke: StrikitRich: So when is her song about Michael J. Fox getting released?

Didn't you mean to post this in the Harlem Shake thread?


I lol'd.
 
2013-02-17 04:56:25 PM

BumpInTheNight: I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.


I might care if she was actually talented and/or hot, but since her songs suck, she can't sing, and she's a bag of antlers, I don't give a shiat about this vapid ho.
 
2013-02-17 04:59:33 PM
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"I.. I see Taylor Swift is talking about her love life -- again -- and that's she's tired about it being a joke. And, poor girl, I totally agree. That no matter how many romantic encounters or marriages.... there are some things you shouldn't joke about. Am I right, Ed?"
 
2013-02-17 05:07:49 PM
My favorite Taylor Swift story this week is the blurb in Entertainment Weekly about how she sang along from her seat with *every* song and performer on stage at the Grammys.

She's That Girl At Every Party.
 
2013-02-17 05:33:50 PM
Taylor Swift is embarrassed about her love life?  Now she has something in common with the guys she dated.
 
2013-02-17 05:58:53 PM
I would gladly let her write a song about us.
 
2013-02-17 06:29:51 PM
She's young.  What should she be signing about at her age?  So much rather teenagers listen to songs about silly boyfriend trouble than most of the artists songs about getting double teamed in the club, or being too drunk so keep dancing.
 
2013-02-17 06:38:17 PM

John Buck 41: BumpInTheNight: I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.

I might care if she was actually talented and/or hot, but since her songs suck, she can't sing, and she's a bag of antlers, I don't give a shiat about this vapid ho.


There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.
 
2013-02-17 06:51:45 PM

WhippingBoy: There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.


It's good to see Taylor has someone as passionate as you in her corner.  Rich, poorly talented mega stars need all the support they can get.  Thank you for caring.
 
2013-02-17 06:57:39 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: My favorite Taylor Swift story this week is the blurb in Entertainment Weekly about how she sang along from her seat with *every* song and performer on stage at the Grammys.

She's That Girl At Every Party.


I thought it was awesome she was doing that. Everybody can act super stuffy and too cool, but she was a young girl having a farking great time rocking out to some good tunes.....

/and some terrible ones.
 
2013-02-17 07:04:58 PM

WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: BumpInTheNight: I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.

I might care if she was actually talented and/or hot, but since her songs suck, she can't sing, and she's a bag of antlers, I don't give a shiat about this vapid ho.

There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.


I know what you're getting at, but I had to.
 
2013-02-17 07:29:14 PM

John Buck 41: WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: BumpInTheNight: I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.

I might care if she was actually talented and/or hot, but since her songs suck, she can't sing, and she's a bag of antlers, I don't give a shiat about this vapid ho.

There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.

I know what you're getting at, but I had to.


I know. I'm just being a jerk. It's what defines me as a person.
 
2013-02-17 07:32:31 PM
Boo-farking-hoo.  The girl needs to grow a pair and get over it.  What the hell did she expect?  Every relationship she's been involved in has crashed and burned in a very public way, and she turns around and writes (and performs) songs about them.  And with that many failed relationships under her belt, she REALLY expected people not to make fun of her?  Get real.  It's bad enough she's encouraging the idea of pretending to be over someone when you're not by singing about it in a passive-aggressive way, but to biatch and bellyache when someone makes fun of her for doing so over and over is even worse.
 
2013-02-17 07:44:07 PM

AgtSmithReloaded: The girl needs to grow a pair and get over it.


A pair of what?
 
2013-02-17 08:24:42 PM

WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: BumpInTheNight: I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.

I might care if she was actually talented and/or hot, but since her songs suck, she can't sing, and she's a bag of antlers, I don't give a shiat about this vapid ho.

There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.

I know what you're getting at, but I had to.

I know. I'm just being a jerk. It's what defines me as a person.


It didn't bother me. I'm a jerk here sometimes as well. I'm sure I'm on a substantial number of ignore lists.

And that disturbs me not a whit.
 
2013-02-17 08:29:50 PM

John Buck 41: WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: BumpInTheNight: I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.

I might care if she was actually talented and/or hot, but since her songs suck, she can't sing, and she's a bag of antlers, I don't give a shiat about this vapid ho.

There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.

I know what you're getting at, but I had to.

I know. I'm just being a jerk. It's what defines me as a person.

It didn't bother me. I'm a jerk here sometimes as well. I'm sure I'm on a substantial number of ignore lists.

And that disturbs me not a whit.


I like the cut of your jib. And your moxie.
 
2013-02-17 08:31:11 PM

hideous: She's young.  What should she be signing about at her age?  So much rather teenagers listen to songs about silly boyfriend trouble than most of the artists songs about getting double teamed in the club, or being too drunk so keep dancing.


James Bond.
 
2013-02-17 08:35:27 PM

WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: WhippingBoy: John Buck 41: BumpInTheNight: I have never heard one of her songs in my life but even I know her love life is a giant publicity stunt.  Thank you fark entertainment tab, I needed some bullshiat to not care about today.

I might care if she was actually talented and/or hot, but since her songs suck, she can't sing, and she's a bag of antlers, I don't give a shiat about this vapid ho.

There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.

I know what you're getting at, but I had to.

I know. I'm just being a jerk. It's what defines me as a person.

It didn't bother me. I'm a jerk here sometimes as well. I'm sure I'm on a substantial number of ignore lists.

And that disturbs me not a whit.

I like the cut of your jib. And your moxie.


sailmandate.com

images.thetruthaboutcars.com
 
2013-02-17 08:36:44 PM

Cepheus Crater: WhippingBoy: There's a lot of threads here on Fark that I don't care about.
They're the ones I don't post in.

It's good to see Taylor has someone as passionate as you in her corner.  Rich, poorly talented mega stars need all the support they can get.  Thank you for caring.


You've confused and befuddled me. No one's ever accused me of caring before.
I'm now flooded with strange and alien emotions.
 
2013-02-17 08:50:32 PM

Kyosuke: whither_apophis: Kyosuke: I wager that she is keeping her real love life private.

can't wait for the videos to be leaked.

She's never ever ever ever, gonna leak the videos.


She might not, but ex-boyfriend # 17 might.
 
2013-02-17 09:13:37 PM

whither_apophis: Kyosuke: I wager that she is keeping her real love life private.

can't wait for the videos to be leaked.


Why would you want to watch a shallow, skinny, vindictive skank farking?
 
2013-02-17 09:23:44 PM
She can pull a C-note out of her purse to dab her tears.
 
2013-02-17 09:26:16 PM

whither_apophis: Kyosuke: whither_apophis: Kyosuke: I wager that she is keeping her real love life private.

can't wait for the videos to be leaked.

She's never ever ever ever, gonna leak the videos.

She might not, but ex-boyfriend # 17 might.


I'm not sure sure I'd get all that turned on by 17 hours of some guy begging for sex.
/ahh, who'm I kidding.. .of course I would!
 
2013-02-17 10:20:15 PM
Taylor Alison Swift. 23 years old.
Annual earnings according to Forbes:
May 2011 to May 2012 Earnings
: $57 million
May 2010 to May 2011 Earnings: $45 million
May 2009 to May 2010 Earnings: $45 million
May 2008 to May 2009 Earnings: $18 million

She makes more money than Lebron James, but not as much as Tiger Woods. Yet.
 
2013-02-17 10:54:45 PM

red5ish: Taylor Alison Swift. 23 years old.
Annual earnings according to Forbes:
May 2011 to May 2012 Earnings: $57 million
May 2010 to May 2011 Earnings: $45 million
May 2009 to May 2010 Earnings: $45 million
May 2008 to May 2009 Earnings: $18 million

She makes more money than Lebron James, but not as much as Tiger Woods. Yet.


I can sleep well tonite knowing I havn't contributed one penny to her bank account.
 
2013-02-17 11:06:17 PM
The public takes her love life every bit as seriously as she does. The way it manifests is different, that's all.
 
2013-02-17 11:27:24 PM

red5ish: Taylor Alison Swift. 23 years old.
Annual earnings according to Forbes:
May 2011 to May 2012 Earnings: $57 million
May 2010 to May 2011 Earnings: $45 million
May 2009 to May 2010 Earnings: $45 million
May 2008 to May 2009 Earnings: $18 million

She makes more money than Lebron James, but not as much as Tiger Woods. Yet.


Wait until she releases "Sliced Through the Heart, Driving Back Away".
 
2013-02-18 01:43:11 AM

hideous: She's young.  What should she be signing about at her age?  So much rather teenagers listen to songs about silly boyfriend trouble than most of the artists songs about getting double teamed in the club, or being too drunk so keep dancing.


That word "artists", I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-02-18 07:29:15 AM
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love, a bad name

/meh, I got nothing else to contribute
 
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