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(Deadline)   Kevin Smith thinks his fanbase would be able to put down the bong and Cheetos long enough to spend the time reading a Clerks sequel instead of watching it   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, clerks, Cheetos, Lisa Kudrow, Amiga, Hollywood studios, machinima, computer animation, Jason Mewes  
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2256 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Feb 2013 at 12:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-17 02:47:02 PM  
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cabbyman: Newsflash:  Clerks sucked and was boring

Not enough explosions and male grunting for you, chief?
2013-02-17 12:15:08 PM  
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I like Kevin Smith, but I believe constant marijuana use has addled his sensibilities. He's now the equivalent of that kid who constantly tells you all the cool stuff he's going to do, but never actually does any of it. He used to be the guy who did the stuff.

KS: "I'm going to make a hockey movie called 'Hit Something.'"

Me: Sounds cool, Kev. When is that coming out?

KS. "Well, now it's going to be two movies because I wrote so much."

Me: Two hockey movies? Sure. Let's go. When do they get released?

KS: "Um... it's a TV miniseries now."

Me: Ohhhh...kay....   So what about your big final movie you're going to release?

KS: "I've decided I want to make 'Clerks III.' That will be my last one."

Me: Sure. Wonderful. If you get it out by the end of 2014, that'll be like 20 years of View Askew. So when are you...

KS: "Oh. It's a book now."

Me: I guess I'll read a "Clerks" book. I suppose. Maybe. When does that get released?

KS:  "Oh, I'm just gonna release it like one chapter at a time. Kind of like a blog. I mean, who has time to write a whole book all at once? Or film a movie, you know?"

Me: What do you mean, "who has time?" That's what you do for a living. What have you been doing instead?

KS: "Well, there's my Smodcast, and my blogs, and my weed, and my speaking engagements, and the fact that I do a Reddit AMA thread like once a week anymore, and my weed..."
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