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2013-02-17 09:56:13 AM
Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?
 
2013-02-17 10:20:53 AM

flucto: Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?


fake? like they photoshopped it? jesus some farkers are jaded.
 
2013-02-17 10:29:41 AM

some_beer_drinker: fake? like they photoshopped it? jesus some farkers are jaded.


Fake like they colluded to create the video. Fake like the friend is wearing 23 pairs of underwear stuffed with Kevlar. The fact that the "friend" is still alive afterwards seems dicey.
 
2013-02-17 12:04:36 PM
Oh, to be young again.
 
2013-02-17 12:04:43 PM

flucto: Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?


If the camera had kept rolling . . .
 
2013-02-17 12:47:57 PM

shanrick: flucto: Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?

If the camera had kept rolling . . .


It looked like rocket to the balls guy was still waking up and getting his wits about him.
 
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2013-02-17 01:14:41 PM
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But the beatdown that followed made me question my choices.
 
2013-02-17 01:22:19 PM

flucto: some_beer_drinker: fake? like they photoshopped it? jesus some farkers are jaded.

Fake like they colluded to create the video. Fake like the friend is wearing 23 pairs of underwear stuffed with Kevlar. The fact that the "friend" is still alive afterwards seems dicey.


How do we know you're real? I'm not sure about the pixels in your username.
 
2013-02-17 01:30:55 PM

emonk: Oh, to be young again.


LMFAO  Used to play some pranks (nothing including fire) from hell on people... would love to have the little camcorder, or even the cell phone and iPod we have now, back then to have recorded even 5 or 10% of them.
 
2013-02-17 01:33:30 PM
I'd kill the "prankster"

/that's all, guys
 
2013-02-17 01:34:37 PM
I prefer the less dangerous pranks.  Grease under the car door handle, mild stuff like that.
 
2013-02-17 01:36:26 PM
COULD THE ANSWER BE 'C'?
 
2013-02-17 01:41:37 PM
Well that could have turned out a bit worse, right?
 
2013-02-17 02:12:46 PM
i could see this being real.  Not ever prank ends in "internet tough guy beat downs".  We had several victims of pranks that reacted the same way,  "I'm not really sure what just occurred....my brain is still clouded and beaten to an alcohol mush after 12 hours of partying. Excuse me while I pass out again."
 
2013-02-17 02:23:35 PM

emonk: Oh, to be young and stupid again.

 
2013-02-17 02:29:13 PM

toetag: i could see this being real.  Not ever prank ends in "internet tough guy beat downs".  We had several victims of pranks that reacted the same way,  "I'm not really sure what just occurred....my brain is still clouded and beaten to an alcohol mush after 12 hours of partying. Excuse me while I pass out again."


I would still have one less friend in the world.  Even if it waited until my head cleared.
 
2013-02-17 02:31:54 PM
C:  Start playing with his junk like normal roomates do.
 
2013-02-17 03:07:30 PM
Anybody who would do that to you is not your friend.

/Captain Obvious,reporting for duty!
 
2013-02-17 03:18:54 PM
And on our next episode, of

www.technologytell.com
 
2013-02-17 05:14:25 PM

some_beer_drinker: flucto: Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?

fake? like they photoshopped it? jesus some farkers are jaded.


fake like the internet
 
2013-02-17 05:38:01 PM

studebaker hoch: C:  Start playing with his junk like normal roomates do.


Remind me never to rent a spare room from you, Molesty Molesterson.
 
2013-02-17 05:49:01 PM

HotWingAgenda: studebaker hoch: C:  Start playing with his junk like normal roomates do.

Remind me never to rent a spare room from you, Molesty Molesterson.


lolz
 
2013-02-17 06:41:14 PM
On the plus side, the victim can now brag that he's ridden a crotch rocket.
 
2013-02-17 07:39:32 PM
this list is incomplete. i mean what really happened...that is c. this is still fark right?

i'm confused.
 
2013-02-17 07:57:56 PM

flucto: some_beer_drinker: fake? like they photoshopped it? jesus some farkers are jaded.

Fake like they colluded to create the video. Fake like the friend is wearing 23 pairs of underwear stuffed with Kevlar. The fact that the "friend" is still alive afterwards seems dicey.


I was thinking that at first, but look at how long it took him to wake up. If it was faked, the guy would have immediately jumped up and probably said something funny too. This looked pretty real.
 
2013-02-17 08:07:12 PM

Fritriac: I'd kill the "prankster"

 
2013-02-17 08:07:55 PM

shanrick: flucto: Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?

If the camera had kept rolling . . .


Yea, where's the video of the ass beating? The camera guys says "Oh..." at the end like he realizes he's about to get hurt.
 
2013-02-17 09:33:13 PM

mat catastrophe: shanrick: flucto: Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?

If the camera had kept rolling . . .

Yea, where's the video of the ass beating? The camera guys says "Oh..." at the end like he realizes he's about to get hurt.


The next part of the video appears to be a colonoscopy.
 
2013-02-17 10:41:01 PM

mat catastrophe: Yea, where's the video of the ass beating? The camera guys says "Oh..." at the end like he realizes he's about to get hurt.


When i heard that "Oh..." i immediately though of the scene in Anchorman after whatshisface jumps down into the bear enclosure. "Ooohhhhh, i immediately regret this decision".
 
2013-02-17 11:03:03 PM

mat catastrophe: shanrick: flucto: Assuming this isn't fake, which I don't, how can a person do that and not be beaten into a lump-free puddle of goo?

If the camera had kept rolling . . .

Yea, where's the video of the ass beating? The camera guys says "Oh..." at the end like he realizes he's about to get hurt.


I figured he said that because he suddenly realized why you don't set off fireworks inside an enclosed, highly flammable room.
 
2013-02-17 11:50:21 PM
Link

Ill just leave this here. With friends like this.....
 
2013-02-18 02:16:24 AM
I had a roomate that was in a wheelchair as a result of a car accident. Couldn't feel anything below the waist.

One day I was walking around the back to go in through the sliding glass door and as I went to step in, he was parked 10 or so feet from the door, holding a lit bottle rocket (the smaller kind, not like the one in the video) and had it pointed at my crotch.

I took a step out and slid the glass door shut. He panicked and started yelling "Open the door! Open the door!". I just watched as it began shooting flames at him and he instinctively let go. It bellowed a smoke cloud as it shot towards the glass, hit it, then went DIRECTLY back into his lap where it lodged into his pants, shooting a stream a fire over his thigh before exploding.

Lucky for him, he couldn't feel the burns it gave him. He never tried to pull that crap again for at least a couple days.

/CSB
 
2013-02-18 02:20:57 AM
i301.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 08:55:15 AM
I really don't understand why males do shiat like this to each other.

Hey, my friend is sleeping, lets abuse the hell out of him and cause him bodily harm because WE'RE FRIENDS.

I feel like it's on the same scale as stabbing someone as an April Fool's prank.


Wtf is wrong with the male species?
 
2013-02-18 12:28:14 PM
 
2013-02-19 11:10:51 PM
Haha, that was much funnier than the last 4 seasons of The Office.
 
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