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(ESPN)   Danica Patrick eyes pole at Daytona   (espn.go.com) divider line 128
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2013-02-17 04:32:51 AM  
She's just slutting it up since the divorce.
 
2013-02-17 05:20:06 AM  
Some women, you just can't keep them off the pole.
 
2013-02-17 08:32:33 AM  
Some say he refers to Danica as "GoMommy"....
 
2013-02-17 09:15:34 AM  
If she wasn't so loose on exit..

Wait, was that out loud?
 
2013-02-17 09:16:56 AM  
I'd wreck it
 
2013-02-17 09:20:24 AM  
Oh, we can't have that. The haters would claim that NASCAR somehow influenced things for publicity, rather than recognizing that Danica is what she is- a competent, middle-of-the-pack driver.
 
2013-02-17 09:24:28 AM  
I'd still insert my fuel-filler into her receptacle and fill her tank with my racing fuel.
 
2013-02-17 09:26:47 AM  

Gonz: Oh, we can't have that. The haters would claim that NASCAR somehow influenced things for publicity, rather than recognizing that Danica is what she is- a competent, middle-of-the-pack driver.


That post also works if you replace "Danica" with "Dale Jr.".
 
2013-02-17 09:33:40 AM  
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2013-02-17 09:33:56 AM  
The only pole she's good for

sponsored by GoDaddy.com
 
2013-02-17 09:34:20 AM  

fatalvenom: I'd still insert my fuel-filler into her receptacle and fill her tank with my racing fuel.


New favorite euphemism, right here.  Thank you sir.
 
2013-02-17 09:36:00 AM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Danic Patrick is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.
 
2013-02-17 09:37:40 AM  

ChrisDe: Gonz: Oh, we can't have that. The haters would claim that NASCAR somehow influenced things for publicity, rather than recognizing that Danica is what she is- a competent, middle-of-the-pack driver.

That post also works if you replace "Danica" with "Dale Jr.".


At least Dale Jr legitimately worked his way up the ladder as a driver. I'm not much of a racing guy, but didn't he win titles on the Nationwide level and win a bunch of races his first few years in NASCAR?

I believe Danica has one win total in some second tier race in Indy, and that's it. I understand NASCAR is primarily about sponsorship money which is why she should legitimately be there, but it's unfair to compare the two as racers.
 
2013-02-17 09:39:59 AM  
I'd wreck it

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/ yes, I laugh when she wrecks
 
2013-02-17 09:40:05 AM  
Has anyone mentioned that they have a pole for her?  Just so happens that I would be able to provide her a pole if necessary.  I have a very long pole.

/use it to hang Christmas lights
 
2013-02-17 10:08:01 AM  
Check yer oil?
 
2013-02-17 10:09:17 AM  
Jeebus, she's 30 years old and has just one win out of all the NASCAR/Indy races she's been in? Well, at least she has the GoDaddy gig.
 
2013-02-17 10:10:42 AM  
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2013-02-17 10:14:05 AM  

coolio mack: ChrisDe: Gonz: Oh, we can't have that. The haters would claim that NASCAR somehow influenced things for publicity, rather than recognizing that Danica is what she is- a competent, middle-of-the-pack driver.

That post also works if you replace "Danica" with "Dale Jr.".

At least Dale Jr legitimately worked his way up the ladder as a driver. I'm not much of a racing guy, but didn't he win titles on the Nationwide level and win a bunch of races his first few years in NASCAR?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA gaaaaspHAHAHAHAHAHhaahahhaha
 
2013-02-17 10:28:21 AM  
I heard Stanislaw is thinking of filing for sexual harassment.
 
2013-02-17 10:40:28 AM  

ciderczar: I heard Stanislaw is thinking of filing for sexual harassment.


I am going to laugh my ass off if we get some kind of replay of the Ray Evernham shenanihgans.
 
2013-02-17 11:08:51 AM  
Practice and qualifying are two totally different things.
 
2013-02-17 11:55:45 AM  
Dick Pole?
 
2013-02-17 12:15:03 PM  
During the season I hope to see the headline, Stenhouse rear-ends Patrick.
 
2013-02-17 12:48:46 PM  

uncleacid: During the season I hope to see the headline, Stenhouse rear-ends Patrick.


Stenhouse gives Danica "the old bump and run."
 
2013-02-17 01:16:51 PM  
WTF is Mikey doing announcing. Doesn't he have a car to qualify?
 
2013-02-17 01:17:44 PM  

Jensaarai: WTF is Mikey doing announcing. Doesn't he have a car to qualify?


He is coming out as the 25th driver to qualify.
 
2013-02-17 01:19:37 PM  

Jensaarai: uncleacid: During the season I hope to see the headline, Stenhouse rear-ends Patrick.

Stenhouse gives Danica "the old bump and run."


When Stenhouse gets close to her rear, she gets loose.
 
2013-02-17 01:19:53 PM  
And there are two Keselowski's trying to qualify today, Brad in the Blue Deuce, and Brian in the 52 car (Brad is 31st in order, and Brian is 38th).
 
2013-02-17 01:21:56 PM  
Man, Mike Bliss is making it really easy for some of the slowpokes to qualify ahead of him. Mr. Bliss, a 47.509/189.438 won't cut it.
 
2013-02-17 01:26:32 PM  
And here we go!
 
2013-02-17 01:29:04 PM  
And she takes P1 over, for now, at 45.817/196.434
 
2013-02-17 01:36:47 PM  
And Travis Kvapil just made Terry Labonte's day.
 
2013-02-17 01:45:16 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Some say he refers to Danica as "GoMommy"....


Thread over

/The Stig is his own father.
 
2013-02-17 01:47:13 PM  
Stewart Haas racing. Holy shiat.

This video-game style ghost race comparison stuff is pretty cool.
 
2013-02-17 01:48:22 PM  
I really don't want Michael Waltrip to ask, "Do you want to pinch it off?" ever again.
 
2013-02-17 01:48:25 PM  
The Stewart-Haas cars have a *really* damn good qualifying setup, right now, it's P1: Danica Patrick, P2: Ryan Newman, P3: Tony Stewart.
 
2013-02-17 01:52:34 PM  
Menard qualified 5th at the moment.... could make it interesting early in the race.
 
2013-02-17 02:01:46 PM  

Jensaarai: This video-game style ghost race comparison stuff is pretty cool.


I always think of Mario Kart when I see it.
 
2013-02-17 02:05:23 PM  
Danica talking about her boyfriend's time - "Don't get me wrong, I still want the pole".

LOL
 
2013-02-17 02:07:29 PM  
Danica's talking a lot about how "patient" GoDaddy has been with her. I think those stories about how they were "reevaluating" whether to continue to use her in their commercials struck home.
 
2013-02-17 02:08:08 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Danica talking about her boyfriend's time - "Don't get me wrong, I still want the pole".

LOL


He's probably just happy he's going to be staring at her back end all day.
 
2013-02-17 02:24:29 PM  
She's small chested. Who gives a shiat when she looks like this:

www.hondapedia.org

Perky tits, great ass- if this isn't your thing, that's just fine. Leaves a shorter line for everyone else.
 
2013-02-17 02:29:48 PM  
Danica Patrick was a cheerleader?

I am not surprised.

GoDaddy: You know what you must do.
 
2013-02-17 02:32:42 PM  
Gordon does his best to avoid the Duels.
 
2013-02-17 02:34:21 PM  
30 cars in and Danica's still at the pole, fending off Jeff Gordon. That's a good sign.
 
2013-02-17 02:37:43 PM  

Gosling: 30 cars in and Danica's still at the pole, fending off Jeff Gordon. That's a good sign.


Danica and Gordon fighting for the pole?
 
2013-02-17 02:43:21 PM  

Gonz: Oh, we can't have that. The haters would claim that NASCAR somehow influenced things for publicity, rather than recognizing that Danica is what she is- a competent, middle-of-the-pack driver.


Only in Indy. She's awful in both Cup and NNS.
 
2013-02-17 02:56:56 PM  
Chevrolets are kicking ass.  America! fark YEAH!
 
2013-02-17 03:01:05 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chevrolets are kicking ass.  America! fark YEAH!


And the Danica haters gonna be frothing at the mouth if her P1 holds up.
 
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