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2013-02-17 09:52:22 AM  
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I found an Apple-branded iWatch that a developer "lost" in a San Jose bar last week. Didn't alert the media, just tossed it in the drawer at home. I went back two days later and found another one. What are the odds?
2013-02-17 09:50:09 AM  
2 votes:

Kibbler: I no longer wear a watch. If I have a cellphone, why do I need a watch?


Real men carry watches just like they carry pocketknives. We don't carry cell phones because we're too damned busy doing things with our hands, not acting like women.
2013-02-17 11:01:23 AM  
1 votes:

digistil: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Kibbler: I no longer wear a watch. If I have a cellphone, why do I need a watch?

Well.... Because Apple.

Geesh

Your hate for Apple is rivaled only by the GOP's hate for a black POTUS.


Congrats on threadshiatting.  Here is your trophy.
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2013-02-17 10:51:24 AM  
1 votes:

dumbobruni: Terrible Old Man: Kibbler: I no longer wear a watch. If I have a cellphone, why do I need a watch?

Real men carry watches just like they carry pocketknives. We don't carry cell phones because we're too damned busy doing things with our hands, not acting like women.

real men break concealed weapons laws?


Real men are giving you an incredulous look like you just shat on the carpet then wiped yourself with the drapes.
2013-02-17 10:12:00 AM  
1 votes:

Terrible Old Man: Kibbler: I no longer wear a watch. If I have a cellphone, why do I need a watch?

Real men carry watches just like they carry pocketknives. We don't carry cell phones because we're too damned busy doing things with our hands, not acting like women.


real men break concealed weapons laws?
2013-02-17 08:08:03 AM  
1 votes:
Someone owes Chester Gould a dollar.

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2013-02-17 07:58:59 AM  
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-02-17 07:23:50 AM  
1 votes:

Kibbler: I no longer wear a watch. If I have a cellphone, why do I need a watch?


To ensure muggers are able to see your expensive hardware instead of risking that you might not have something worthwhile in your pocket or bag?
2013-02-17 07:20:32 AM  
1 votes:
Samsung and apple are making over priced ugly wrist watches? Where do I sign up?
 
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