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(DNA India)   Bad: You get shot to death. Worse: After being stabbed repeatedly. Fark: After being beaten with... a coconut?   (dnaindia.com) divider line 50
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2013-02-16 11:54:59 PM  
Getting this out of the way.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 11:56:07 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
The coconut contained potassiumbenzoate...
 
2013-02-16 11:57:47 PM  
Vashti way it goes
 
2013-02-17 12:15:46 AM  
a five ounce Hindu could not carry a one pound coconut
 
2013-02-17 12:20:04 AM  
Glad to see the locals kicked the assailant's ass before handing him over.  Nothing brings a community together after a tragedy like a good ass kicking.
 
2013-02-17 12:23:48 AM  
how can you people make jokes about a persons death??? shame on you all!!!

lolz. a coconut.
 
2013-02-17 12:23:51 AM  
Gilligan finally lost it.
 
2013-02-17 12:26:18 AM  

Snapper Carr: Getting this out of the way.


My first thought.
 
2013-02-17 12:31:27 AM  
Here's the strangest part of the story...

Loharia was rushed to Fortis Hospital where he died a short while later.

How the hell was he still alive for a while?
 
2013-02-17 12:32:03 AM  
Now lemme get this straight...you hit de head wit de coconut, den you stab & shoot him.
 
2013-02-17 12:33:43 AM  

Lorelle: Now lemme get this straight...you hit de head wit de coconut, den you stab & shoot him.


And call me in the mo-o-orning
 
2013-02-17 12:36:05 AM  

ultraholland: a five ounce Hindu could not carry a one pound coconut


European or African?
 
2013-02-17 12:37:41 AM  

revrendjim: ultraholland: a five ounce Hindu could not carry a one pound coconut

European or African?


lolz
 
2013-02-17 12:39:11 AM  

ultraholland: a five ounce Hindu could not carry a one pound coconut


What if he grips it by the husk?
 
2013-02-17 12:43:20 AM  
folksongcollector.com
 
2013-02-17 12:50:23 AM  
If I'm dead, I probably won't care how it happened.

/just saying
 
2013-02-17 01:15:00 AM  

Lorelle: Now lemme get this straight...you hit de head wit de coconut, den you stab & shoot him.


You take the guy with the coconut you call the neighbors, beat him up.

He said "Doctor..."
 
2013-02-17 01:26:49 AM  
Pic of the perpetrators:

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2013-02-17 01:57:11 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 02:09:35 AM  
DAMN IT I WANTED TO POST RODDY AND SUPERFLY
 
2013-02-17 02:10:10 AM  

cman: DAMN IT I WANTED TO POST RODDY AND SUPERFLY FIRST


FTFM
 
2013-02-17 02:35:58 AM  
But, the garland and the stool?
 
2013-02-17 04:30:48 AM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2013-02-17 05:33:02 AM  
headline is the description of a typical bestgore vid. YEE HAW
 
2013-02-17 05:37:28 AM  
Shettyar was severely injured after he was assaulted by the public. He was admitted to Navi Mumbai Municipal Hospital in Vashi, and later taken to the police station

Oh snapz I smell a lawsuit against those neighborhood vigilantes..due process and all.

Oh wait, Mumbai municipal hospital..free kicks for all!

/all for it
 
2013-02-17 05:39:18 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Here's the strangest part of the story...

Loharia was rushed to Fortis Hospital where he died a short while later.

How the hell was he still alive for a while?


Um....he got better?
 
2013-02-17 05:47:33 AM  
Clearly it's time to ban coconuts.
 
2013-02-17 05:50:14 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ultraholland: a five ounce Hindu could not carry a one pound coconut

What if he grips it by the husk?


It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!
 
2013-02-17 05:53:37 AM  

robohobo: Clearly it's time to ban coconuts.


This is not the time to talk about coconut control.
 
2013-02-17 05:58:30 AM  

Molavian: robohobo: Clearly it's time to ban coconuts.

This is not the time to talk about coconut control.


If not now, when? How many Bahama Mamas have to be imbibed before we pass legislation? 10? 50? 100?  WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?!?! I'M WRINGING MY HANDS!!! SANDY HOOK! BATMAN!!! NASSAU!!!!!
 
2013-02-17 06:02:00 AM  

The Larch: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!


That's what she said.

/yes, I know you guys are doing Monty Python
//what if the defender had been armed with a banana?
 
2013-02-17 06:11:45 AM  
blackmail contractors and not watch your back? had that shameful end coming to him
 
2013-02-17 06:21:38 AM  
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
 
2013-02-17 06:41:34 AM  
WE ALREADY GOT ONE!

I told them we already got one
 
2013-02-17 06:59:33 AM  
We've already got Monty Python and Harry Nilsson covered, I see. Nice work, everyone.
 
2013-02-17 07:23:36 AM  
 
2013-02-17 08:02:01 AM  

Shostie: [folksongcollector.com image 850x681]


   Merv Griffins' only hit record...
 
2013-02-17 08:25:38 AM  
mrsbeattie2.files.wordpress.com

Unimpressed.
 
2013-02-17 08:55:15 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [mrsbeattie2.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

Unimpressed.


  izivinite Rasputin....
 
2013-02-17 09:15:53 AM  

robohobo: Molavian: robohobo: Clearly it's time to ban coconuts.

This is not the time to talk about coconut control.

If not now, when? How many Bahama Mamas have to be imbibed before we pass legislation? 10? 50? 100?  WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?!?! I'M WRINGING MY HANDS!!! SANDY HOOK! BATMAN!!! NASSAU!!!!!


It's a slippery slope, ya see - ban coconuts, and the next thing you know, Obama has SEAL Team 6 rappelling from black UN stealth helicopters to take away your pineapples, too. Just you wait and see.
 
2013-02-17 09:16:16 AM  
 
2013-02-17 09:20:27 AM  
I'm still curious what the stool and garland were for. Mere distraction or did they have nefarious plans for those as well?
 
2013-02-17 09:24:44 AM  
  The gun,lei,coconut,stool and knife are Jamaican monopoly pieces...
 
2013-02-17 10:24:10 AM  
Shettyar, a history-sheeter, was carrying a knife and an Italian-made pistol, which were recovered by the police.

He's a what, now??
 
2013-02-17 11:36:50 AM  

dbirchall: robohobo: Molavian: robohobo: Clearly it's time to ban coconuts.

This is not the time to talk about coconut control.

If not now, when? How many Bahama Mamas have to be imbibed before we pass legislation? 10? 50? 100?  WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?!?! I'M WRINGING MY HANDS!!! SANDY HOOK! BATMAN!!! NASSAU!!!!!

It's a slippery slope, ya see - ban coconuts, and the next thing you know, Obama has SEAL Team 6 rappelling from black UN stealth helicopters to take away your pineapples, too. Just you wait and see.


It's time we admit that fresh fruit is dangerous.
 
2013-02-17 02:11:10 PM  
African swallow unavailable for comment?
 
2013-02-17 02:22:00 PM  
Did somebody say Coconut?
 
2013-02-17 04:25:29 PM  
this is what happens when only criminals carry coconuts!!
 
2013-02-17 09:30:01 PM  

davidphogan: If I'm dead, I probably won't care how it happened.


Once you're dead, sure.  But if somebody's gonna shoot me, they can just get it done with put me out of my misery; I'm not enough of a masochist to want my final minutes to involve stabbiness or coconut beatings.
 
2013-02-18 01:22:54 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [mrsbeattie2.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

Unimpressed.

yeah... if they were serious they would have poisoned him and wrapped the body up and thrown it in a river too.  (amateurs).

 
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