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(The Sun)   Topless bisexual nympho says she can make a professional athlete stop sleeping around, even if he is named Ashley   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 27
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2013-02-17 12:01:35 AM
Yawn.ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2013-02-17 12:12:35 AM
Wow, she really puts the "whore" back into "attention whore".
 
2013-02-17 12:25:08 AM
I would bet on her.  She has him whipped if she held him off for 5 months given she is dubbed a nymphomaniac by her friends.  Throw the topless model in the mix and we all know this guy has been window shopping her with rosy and her 5 sisters.

He's done or a cunning guy with a shiatload of willpower.
 
2013-02-17 01:41:48 AM
Fake tits are fake.

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-02-17 01:50:43 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Fake tits are fake.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x464]


still wouldn't mind putting my head between them though.
 
2013-02-17 02:51:28 AM
There is so much plastic in her if she were set on fire she would burn for days.

I think using the word swagger in the new post modern sense killed any erection I could have mustered.
 
2013-02-17 03:03:17 AM
Is it just me or are British skanks extra skanky?
 
2013-02-17 03:04:35 AM
The word 'topless' is misused here. I did NOT see her giant plastic fake cans. I'm not a fake jug fan, but if I'm promised topless I expect to see a couple nipples!
 
2013-02-17 03:07:07 AM

Smgth: The word 'topless' is misused here. I did NOT see her giant plastic fake cans. I'm not a fake jug fan, but if I'm promised topless I expect to see a couple nipples!


THIS
 
2013-02-17 03:27:21 AM
She is so not hot. Those British reality show and topless model chicks use way too much fake tan and makeup  and are so plastic that uncanny valley kicks in.
 
2013-02-17 03:30:48 AM

rynthetyn: She is so not hot. Those British reality show and topless model chicks use way too much fake tan and makeup  and are so plastic that uncanny valley kicks in.


Her cleavage is the uncanny valley here...makes me uncomfortable. It's ALMOST human, but not quite enough.

/Dear women,
Boobies are like, the best thing ever, please stop turning them into a horror show.
Love, My penis
 
2013-02-17 03:48:04 AM

Smgth: rynthetyn: She is so not hot. Those British reality show and topless model chicks use way too much fake tan and makeup  and are so plastic that uncanny valley kicks in.

Her cleavage is the uncanny valley here...makes me uncomfortable. It's ALMOST human, but not quite enough.

/Dear women,
Boobies are like, the best thing ever, please stop turning them into a horror show.
Love, My penis


Her face is pretty terrifying too. All the contours of her face are drawn on with makeup. She has no cheekbones, it's all just bronzer. Without the heavy makeup her face is almost flat other than her nose and her overplumped lips.
 
2013-02-17 03:58:34 AM

rynthetyn: Smgth: rynthetyn: She is so not hot. Those British reality show and topless model chicks use way too much fake tan and makeup  and are so plastic that uncanny valley kicks in.

Her cleavage is the uncanny valley here...makes me uncomfortable. It's ALMOST human, but not quite enough.

/Dear women,
Boobies are like, the best thing ever, please stop turning them into a horror show.
Love, My penis

Her face is pretty terrifying too. All the contours of her face are drawn on with makeup. She has no cheekbones, it's all just bronzer. Without the heavy makeup her face is almost flat other than her nose and her overplumped lips.


And yet, terrifying as she is, I'd STILL do her like the fist of an angry god...

/Does that make me a bad person?
//Or was it all those hobos I smothered with my butt while singing show tunes?
 
2013-02-17 05:10:17 AM
If you're all going to talk about her fake tan, fake tits, fake everything, then let me be the first to dust out the ol' Grammar Nazi uniform.

Did anyone make it as far down in the article to see the pictures of their messages? If you suffer from Grammar Naziness then don't. It's painful to read.
 
2013-02-17 06:01:56 AM
There are at least 5 girls on his "former girlfriends" compliation at the bottom of the page who are way better looking than this girl.

However, I bet this girl farks like its going out of style.
 
2013-02-17 06:31:34 AM

ManateeGag: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Fake tits are fake.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x464]

still wouldn't mind putting my head between them though.


i.istockimg.com
 
2013-02-17 08:29:11 AM

rynthetyn: She is so not hot. Those British reality show and topless model chicks use way too much fake tan and makeup  and are so plastic that uncanny valley kicks in.


Yeah damn those British reality show chicks.

upload.wikimedia.org

/Skanks are skanks wherever you go.
 
2013-02-17 08:57:31 AM
People don't sleep around because they want pussy/dick its because they want other pussy/dick, the person they are in a relationship is never the reason. They are just selfish people so I can foresee this ending in her stabbing him to death.

But then she's had so much surgery that she looks like a Brazilian tranny.
 
2013-02-17 08:59:20 AM

FreetardoRivera: Is it just me or are British skanks extra skanky?


I think they used rupal as an example for their make up
 
2013-02-17 09:13:43 AM

iron de havilland: rynthetyn: She is so not hot. Those British reality show and topless model chicks use way too much fake tan and makeup  and are so plastic that uncanny valley kicks in.

Yeah damn those British reality show chicks.



/Skanks are skanks wherever you go.


I thought that was a picture of Sara Gilbert all skanked up.
 
2013-02-17 10:11:58 AM
Why do they keep calling her "topless", like it's part of her name or something?  She very clearly has a top.
 
2013-02-17 10:54:53 AM

steamingpile: People don't sleep around because they want pussy/dick its because they want other pussy/dick, the person they are in a relationship is never the reason. They are just selfish people so I can foresee this ending in her stabbing him to death.

But then she's had so much surgery that she looks like a Brazilian tranny.


Never the reason? If the wife ain't putting out because reasons, I'm gonna start pounding the strange.
 
2013-02-17 11:08:41 AM

Cymbal: steamingpile: People don't sleep around because they want pussy/dick its because they want other pussy/dick, the person they are in a relationship is never the reason. They are just selfish people so I can foresee this ending in her stabbing him to death.

But then she's had so much surgery that she looks like a Brazilian tranny.

Never the reason? If the wife ain't putting out because reasons, I'm gonna start pounding the strange.


She's putting out just not with you, and means your relationship is over, selfish people ruin everything.
 
2013-02-17 11:15:54 AM
GIS produces no topless shots of said "topless bisexual nympho"

Boo.
 
2013-02-17 12:31:41 PM
Does she also have a penis, because he might just like that a little better than her vagina. This is a soccer player we are talking about. NTTAWWT.
 
2013-02-18 09:29:00 AM
Topless  bitranssexual nympho says she can make a professional athlete stop sleeping around, even if he is named Ashley.

ftfy
 
2013-02-19 03:37:50 PM
Wow. Studman 69 and ALL his friends showed up, I see.
 
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