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(CNN)   Kate Gosselin and Kendra Wilkinson to kick off this season's Celebrity Wife Swap. Absent from the episode, Kate Gosselin's imaginary husband and celebrities   (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 44
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2013-02-16 11:42:08 PM  
Yes, let's validate this ridiculous attention whoring even further.

[brilliant]
 
2013-02-17 12:55:49 AM  
"Celebrity Divorce Swap"?

"Can YOU get along with a famous person's ex-spouse better than they did?"

I'd watch it.
 
2013-02-17 01:01:00 AM  
FTA: The episode, to air on February 26, will send Gosselin to stay with Wilkinson's husband, Hank Baskett, and 3-year-old son, while the former "Girls Next Door" star cares for Gosselin's eight children solo.

Like Kate does?
 
2013-02-17 01:14:04 AM  
If they would kill all their friends and family and then each other I would be insanely happy.
 
2013-02-17 01:14:05 AM  
I'm genuinely curious about the people who watch this crap. I feel ridiculous watching The Clone Wars once in a blue moon, but at least it has an intelligent story.
 
2013-02-17 01:18:05 AM  
Unless it's 95% porn, no thanks.
 
2013-02-17 01:22:23 AM  
I want Neilson to insert cameras in their boxes so we can know who watches this and what THEY do. That'd be good TV.
 
2013-02-17 01:26:00 AM  

Kygz: I want Neilson to insert cameras in their boxes so we can know who watches this and what THEY do. That'd be good TV.


Whose boxes? Kate's could probably fit the whole crew and post production studio.
 
2013-02-17 01:26:08 AM  
Oh, and make it actual celebrities.

How about Jay-Z/Beyonce and Brad Pit/Angelina Jolie swap partners for an hour long gangbang.  THAT would be good TV!
 
2013-02-17 02:07:35 AM  

Kygz: I want Neilson to insert cameras in their boxes so we can know who watches this and what THEY do. That'd be good TV.


Hasn't octo-mom done that already? there's already one farked up vagina out there in the internet ether, does it really need another?
 
2013-02-17 02:13:50 AM  
Unfortunately, Kate's husband neglected to strap a 2x4 across his arse and was never seen again.
 
2013-02-17 02:23:42 AM  
Who?

Should I know these people from somewhere?
 
2013-02-17 02:25:46 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Who?

Should I know these people from somewhere?


Yeah. Google.
 
2013-02-17 02:38:36 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Who?

Should I know these people from somewhere?


Nah, no reason to.
 
2013-02-17 03:20:56 AM  
My family asked me today if we could get basic cable because the over-the-air channels don't come in well. Where did I go wrong? Should I consider divorce, and disowning my children?
 
2013-02-17 04:40:12 AM  
This is one of the reasons why I am seriously considering giving up cable television. $88 a month for this crap?
 
2013-02-17 05:12:35 AM  
Kate Gosselin is a coont
 
2013-02-17 07:49:57 AM  
"They're both beautiful young women..."

Is there another Kate Gosselin I don't know about?
 
2013-02-17 07:52:09 AM  
By this time next year Kate Gosselin will be running from Security through the parking lot at the Renaissance Faire, screaming "Doesn't ANYONE want their picture with me? You can give me a Gladiator Helmet as long as you put the video on TV!"
 
2013-02-17 08:12:50 AM  

LDM90: My family asked me today if we could get basic cable because the over-the-air channels don't come in well. Where did I go wrong? Should I consider divorce, and disowning my children?


Get a Roku (or similar), and/or a powered HD antenna.

Or tell them to go outside and play, learn real productive skills and crap.  I've slowly (very painfully) been trying that last one. Peeling myself away from the electronic pacifier and trying to go, and do.
 
2013-02-17 08:15:28 AM  
Never was there a more controlling shrewish harpy hatched than when that one was hatched into the world. Henpecked husband redefined.
 
2013-02-17 08:23:04 AM  
Years too late if you ask me.
This would have been hilarious if those babies were still crawling, in diapers, or potty training.
 
2013-02-17 08:33:25 AM  
Kendra's husband is getting a raw deal. They're swapping his quasi playboy playmate for a not very attractive coont on wheels.
 
2013-02-17 08:57:46 AM  

LDM90: My family asked me today if we could get basic cable because the over-the-air channels don't come in well. Where did I go wrong? Should I consider divorce, and disowning my children?


You didn't do anything wrong.  The fact is that there are some damned good shows out there and this idea that one's a better human being if they watch zero television is stupid pop psychology pseudo-hipster bullshiat, not unlike fundie christians who brag about only watching "Godly" programming.

In addition to other suggestions, hit up one of these Blockbusters that are going out of business and try to snag some television series on DVD.  Get Amazon Prime.  YouTube has several MST3K episodes and other shows.  There's Hulu also.

And getting basic cable isn't evil.

What I'm trying to say is...Lighten up, Francis.
 
2013-02-17 08:59:06 AM  
So this vacuous attention craving vaginal/clown car hybrid is given more time in front of a camera.

Well thank God as she's obviously more concerned about the welfare of her yuppie larva than her own narcissistic desires. The gash did nothing but belittle the poor whipped bastard until he made the same observations - and was therefore kicked to the curb sans kids lest her plastic, barbie-wanna-be, antiquated arse have to deal with the realistic aspects of REALLY raising such a brood (sans nannies, personal assistants, et al.)

Hey Kate - keep the car windows closed and the AC on lest your meat curtains flap in the breeze and damage one of your meal tickets.
 
2013-02-17 09:31:44 AM  
Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.
 
2013-02-17 09:40:43 AM  

Wayne 985: I'm genuinely curious about the people who watch this crap. I feel ridiculous watching The Clone Wars once in a blue moon, but at least it has an intelligent story.


People who have given up on life. They've reached a point where trying to follow the plot of Psych or The Walking Dead is just too much to ask of them.
 
2013-02-17 09:42:01 AM  
I guess some one didn't get the memo 4 years ago saying her 15 minutes were up.
 
2013-02-17 10:33:06 AM  
How can someone be in wife swap if someone is not a wife (unless Kate Gosselin got secretly married)?  Then again, these two are considered celebrities?  Guess the producers of this show are the same ones as Dancing with the Stars.
 
2013-02-17 11:20:34 AM  

StopLurkListen: "Celebrity Divorce Swap"?

"Can YOU get along with a famous person's ex-spouse better than they did?"

I'd watch it.


"Celebrity biatch Slap"

"Can YOU get along with a famous person's abusive ex better than they did?"
 
2013-02-17 11:45:26 AM  
There's nothing more pathetic than a washed-up "celebrity" trying to remain relevant.

She'll be doing spots for PETA within the year, mark my words.
 
2013-02-17 11:46:35 AM  
A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.
 
2013-02-17 11:56:41 AM  

KawaiiNot: A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.


Not sure if serious, but...

She's a malignant narcissist who exploited her children for her personal game. She's a disgusting, self-obsessed, poor excuse for a human being.
 
2013-02-17 11:58:26 AM  

KawaiiNot: A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.


Guess we know Kate's Fark handle.

/ oblig
 
2013-02-17 12:32:19 PM  
A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.


Not sure if serious, but...
She's a malignant narcissist who exploited her children for her personal game. She's a disgusting, self-obsessed, poor excuse for a human being.


That's what I love about this site.  The nuance.
 
2013-02-17 12:38:16 PM  
PULL!

Oh, I thought I read Celebrity Wife Skeet........Never mind.
 
2013-02-17 12:40:08 PM  

KawaiiNot: A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.


emotibot.net
 
2013-02-17 01:40:06 PM  
What I would pay to see is the look on Kate's face when her kids tell her to go away; they liked the 'new' mom better.
 
2013-02-17 01:51:43 PM  

KawaiiNot: A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.


She a cancer on the rectum of humanity whose husband left her because he was tired of her whoring the family out to the media, and is only moderately physically attractive due to the extensive amount to body modification surgery she's had that was paid for by the TLC network. She deserves all of the hatred and bile thrown her way.

The only thing I want to read about her is an obituary, and then only of there's nothing else to read.
 
2013-02-17 02:07:09 PM  

KawaiiNot: A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.


100/10. ULTIMATE TROLLING!
 
2013-02-17 03:16:48 PM  

Hard Nard: KawaiiNot: A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.

She a cancer on the rectum of humanity whose husband left her because he was tired of her whoring the family out to the media, and is only moderately physically attractive due to the extensive amount to body modification surgery she's had that was paid for by the TLC network. She deserves all of the hatred and bile thrown her way.

The only thing I want to read about her is an obituary, and then only of there's nothing else to read.


But admit it, you still would...
 
2013-02-17 06:24:13 PM  

cherryl taggart: What I would pay to see is the look on Kate's face when her kids tell her to go away; they liked the 'new' mom better.


Especially the one she's said outright on national television that she doesn't like.

Anyone who would let that biatch anywhere near their child needs to be slapped.
 
2013-02-18 12:29:27 PM  

KawaiiNot: A lot of misogynist Kate hate here.

She's a single mom of 8 whose husband deserted her yet she let him off the hook for all future child support. She's gone from frumpy to beautiful. All this media stuff is how she feeds those 8 kids with a dead beat ex. She's no Nadia-basketcase. How about you don't watch her shows if you don't like her.

Kate ain't perfect but she has my respect.


Nope. Not even going to bite. Nice try.
 
2013-02-18 10:36:57 PM  
Kendra, "I'm smiling, I'm smiling, OK?"

i2.cdn.turner.com

Whores.  One happy because she's able to milk it for a few more dimes, the other not really happy because she's "been reduced to this."
 
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