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(Salon)   Remember the labia-free "Barbie" look? Oh yes, there's an opposition   (salon.com) divider line 42
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2013-02-16 10:58:20 PM
8 votes:
Fark off.  If you don't fall within at least minimum acceptable range on my scientifically precise labiometer, you can GTFO.
2013-02-17 01:35:21 AM
6 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....


farm3.static.flickr.com
2013-02-17 01:20:05 AM
4 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.


Actually, if more people started having sex with assholes, they wouldn't be concerned about how the vag looks...
2013-02-17 01:13:41 AM
4 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-17 06:42:13 AM
3 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-02-17 01:37:32 AM
3 votes:
DigitalCoffee:  The only thing lower then this might possibly be a Lifetime movie done on the subject.

A Lifetime movie would be about how her labia issues were all the fault of her worthless and abusive husband.
2013-02-17 01:34:23 AM
3 votes:
Vaginas are like flowers...I want to stick my dick in them...Wait, No, I mean they're all beautiful in their own way.

Personally that 'clamshell' thing is creepy as all get out. It's not only unnatural, it looks too pre-pubescent.

/I like big lips and I can not lie.
2013-02-17 12:56:36 AM
3 votes:
When a little girl becomes a lady, she can spread her legs and fly away.
2013-02-17 12:50:17 AM
3 votes:
What part of "bumpin' uglies" do these people not understand?
2013-02-17 12:37:26 AM
3 votes:
No pics?
2013-02-17 10:43:48 AM
2 votes:
If you're happy and you know if clap your lips
*flapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflap*
2013-02-17 10:03:30 AM
2 votes:

LordJiro: I thought the 'Barbie' look was no genitalia whatsoever.


You can still grind against the area and get off just fine
2013-02-17 08:55:10 AM
2 votes:
i02.i.aliimg.com
2013-02-17 04:00:23 AM
2 votes:
This was never a problem until you girls started shaving down there and seeing for yourselves.  For generations men went down on women and not once complained that the labia was just too unappealing.  We were just happy to have someone let us pleasure them.  The hair we picked from our teeth afterward were trophies proudly displayed to all.
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2013-02-17 02:17:34 AM
2 votes:

robohobo:


Great, now I'm horny AND hungry!
2013-02-17 01:40:38 AM
2 votes:
Ladies, have your seen a guy's dangly bits? If we're fine with that, we're fine with whatever you've got going on. Trust me.
2013-02-17 12:58:34 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-18 09:33:56 AM
1 votes:

Max Awesome: Genitals aren't for looking at.

/'cause they're all ugly.


Yep, we got the "last chicken in the shop" look for the manly bits.
2013-02-17 10:29:40 PM
1 votes:
s3-ak.buzzfeed.com
2013-02-17 06:00:57 PM
1 votes:
What do you call all the useless skin around the vagina?  The woman.

/Thanks, try the roastbeef sandwiches
//or the cold cut combo sub special
2013-02-17 03:57:38 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-02-17 02:24:53 PM
1 votes:
* Lost interest in  some particular girls because of it, not all girls.
2013-02-17 02:01:14 PM
1 votes:

Smgth: Vaginas are like flowers...I want to stick my dick in them...Wait, No, I mean they're all beautiful in their own way.

Personally that 'clamshell' thing is creepy as all get out. It's not only unnatural, it looks too pre-pubescent.

/I like big lips and I can not lie.


Looks aside, naming your vagina appearance after a style of packaging which requires a knife to open may send mixed messages.
2013-02-17 12:48:14 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-17 11:19:52 AM
1 votes:

The Evil Home Brewer: Anyone else open this link expecting to see that someone released a "Cameltoe Barbie"?


t2.gstatic.com
2013-02-17 10:41:10 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how many of those "anonymous" photos in the tumblr blog are from people who don't know what "EXIF" means.
2013-02-17 09:19:05 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: Porn is commonly fingered as a culprit on these sites

Oh yeah, baby
2013-02-17 05:36:54 AM
1 votes:

dready zim: Men prefer vaginas that look good to them compared to vaginas that do not look good to them.

are warm, wet and don't stink.

FTFY.
2013-02-17 03:08:20 AM
1 votes:
divabetic.files.wordpress.com

/too subtle?
2013-02-17 02:46:25 AM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: doglover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 528x384]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!


That's what you call YOUR penis too!?
2013-02-17 02:26:07 AM
1 votes:
I've got a sudden hankering for Arbys.
2013-02-17 02:25:54 AM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.



The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.
2013-02-17 02:24:25 AM
1 votes:
nycfoodguy.com
2013-02-17 02:11:13 AM
1 votes:
www.roadfood.com
2013-02-17 01:36:36 AM
1 votes:
I may be a bit of a freak, but I really prefer women to have genitals.
2013-02-17 01:28:45 AM
1 votes:
These women are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in trying to come up with yet another 'first world' problem that they can obsess about. The only thing lower then this might possibly be a Lifetime movie done on the subject.

/if it doesn't look or smell like a swamp you'll be ok with 90%+ of the guys out there
2013-02-17 01:25:27 AM
1 votes:

China White Tea: And quit it with the boob jobs, too, please.


And that stupid lip injection crap.

Never seen a woman who didn't look worse after one of those.

Did the women of this planet learn nothing from Melanie Griffith?
2013-02-17 01:13:13 AM
1 votes:
fta Labiaplasty is a common call-to-arms

They're doing it wrong
2013-02-17 12:53:25 AM
1 votes:
ladies....you know how you tell us that size doesn't matter even though it really does? well this is kinda the same thing. as long as your parts are functional and well cared for, we don't care about what it looks like. The only difference is, we really mean it and aren't just trying to make you feel better.
2013-02-17 12:50:58 AM
1 votes:
Nothin' wrong with a big old floppy vagina.
2013-02-17 12:46:41 AM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Outies are kind of nasty looking most times.


Yeah, but if you make it that far, are you really going to pack up and leave?

It's like making it 4/5 the way up Everest and deciding to turn around because of all the clutter and rocks and snow.
2013-02-17 12:25:23 AM
1 votes:
This all smacks of insecurity.
 
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