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(Salon)   Remember the labia-free "Barbie" look? Oh yes, there's an opposition   (salon.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-16 10:58:21 PM
8 votes:

RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.


I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.
2013-02-17 01:21:52 AM
5 votes:
And quit it with the boob jobs, too, please.
2013-02-16 11:53:11 PM
5 votes:
Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.
2013-02-17 01:25:27 AM
4 votes:

China White Tea: And quit it with the boob jobs, too, please.


And that stupid lip injection crap.

Never seen a woman who didn't look worse after one of those.

Did the women of this planet learn nothing from Melanie Griffith?
2013-02-17 01:36:36 AM
3 votes:
I may be a bit of a freak, but I really prefer women to have genitals.
2013-02-17 12:46:41 AM
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Outies are kind of nasty looking most times.


Yeah, but if you make it that far, are you really going to pack up and leave?

It's like making it 4/5 the way up Everest and deciding to turn around because of all the clutter and rocks and snow.
2013-02-17 12:39:36 AM
3 votes:
Outies are kind of nasty looking most times.
2013-02-16 10:36:59 PM
3 votes:
Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.
2013-02-17 01:33:55 PM
2 votes:
Does everything a woman does, says, or thinks require an empowering movement behind it?

Can I get in on that action? Here are some proposals:

Shoulder and back hair - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to shave or remove it on a regular basis or risk ridicule by "men's magazines", such as Men's Life. I'm a friggin' silverback, and I find this attitude repulsive. I want to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site named BeautifulBackFur.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among hairy-backed men everywhere.

Fat guys with outies - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to hide it on a regular basis or risk nauseating women & children on the beach. I'm an innie, but as a fat guy, I feel for them, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called BalloonBellies.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among fat guys with knobs where a normal belly button should be.

Unibrows - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to pluck and wax it on a regular basis or risk confusing school children at the Museum of Natural History. I have two separate eyebrows, but as a silverback, I feel for their hair-related pain, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called ForeheadBumper.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among neo-Neanderthals everywhere.
2013-02-17 05:36:54 AM
2 votes:

dready zim: Men prefer vaginas that look good to them compared to vaginas that do not look good to them.

are warm, wet and don't stink.

FTFY.
2013-02-17 04:30:09 AM
2 votes:

neongoats: he genital mutilation of millions of men


oh shut up
2013-02-17 02:20:18 AM
2 votes:
www.georgiaokeeffe.net
2013-02-17 01:40:38 AM
2 votes:
Ladies, have your seen a guy's dangly bits? If we're fine with that, we're fine with whatever you've got going on. Trust me.
2013-02-17 01:37:32 AM
2 votes:
DigitalCoffee:  The only thing lower then this might possibly be a Lifetime movie done on the subject.

A Lifetime movie would be about how her labia issues were all the fault of her worthless and abusive husband.
2013-02-17 01:28:45 AM
2 votes:
These women are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in trying to come up with yet another 'first world' problem that they can obsess about. The only thing lower then this might possibly be a Lifetime movie done on the subject.

/if it doesn't look or smell like a swamp you'll be ok with 90%+ of the guys out there
2013-02-17 01:14:28 AM
2 votes:
I thought the 'Barbie' look was no genitalia whatsoever.
2013-02-17 12:53:25 AM
2 votes:
ladies....you know how you tell us that size doesn't matter even though it really does? well this is kinda the same thing. as long as your parts are functional and well cared for, we don't care about what it looks like. The only difference is, we really mean it and aren't just trying to make you feel better.
2013-02-17 12:50:17 AM
2 votes:
What part of "bumpin' uglies" do these people not understand?
2013-02-17 05:09:40 PM
1 votes:

FormlessOne: Does everything a woman does, says, or thinks require an empowering movement behind it?

Can I get in on that action? Here are some proposals:

Shoulder and back hair - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to shave or remove it on a regular basis or risk ridicule by "men's magazines", such as Men's Life. I'm a friggin' silverback, and I find this attitude repulsive. I want to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site named BeautifulBackFur.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among hairy-backed men everywhere.

Fat guys with outies - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to hide it on a regular basis or risk nauseating women & children on the beach. I'm an innie, but as a fat guy, I feel for them, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called BalloonBellies.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among fat guys with knobs where a normal belly button should be.


The best part is the "silverback" bit. Might I suggest the outies are called "love nubs"? Got nothing for unibrows.

And for gods sake, women, if you have some mutant vagina, and you can get it fixed without going through female circumcision or something, do it. Be glad you can do it. There's nothing more empowering than making yourself more attractive.
2013-02-17 05:00:46 PM
1 votes:

ThrobblefootSpectre: Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.


I don't see having a preference as being an "asshole", it is just a preference.  Many (MANY) women refuse to even go on a first date with a man who is short or losing his hair, etc (physical characteristics over which the man has little to no control).  I really don't see this as any different.  Hooray for empowerment and all that, but lets not pretend women, all of them, don't have physical standards also.


My bestfriend is 4'11 and goofy as hell, poor bastard doesn't stand a chance. Hell he lives in AUSTIN and still can't get laid.
2013-02-17 10:41:10 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how many of those "anonymous" photos in the tumblr blog are from people who don't know what "EXIF" means.
2013-02-17 10:22:46 AM
1 votes:

Der Poopflinger: if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag


I would wager large sums of money that guys do not leave because of the bits, but it's an out the door comment to make them feel bad, and women buy it hook line and sinker.
2013-02-17 05:39:17 AM
1 votes:
Be happy about what you've got. As long as you have good hygiene  no guy should ever complain. If they do: they're not worth your time. It's never crossed my mind to even consider the  size of a woman's labia as a a criterion for her vagina's nuzzleability.
2013-02-17 05:31:17 AM
1 votes:

neongoats: Is there a point attached to that troll, or are you just being contrary again.


you're projecting.


You started your comment with "Women vastly prefer cut cock." which is 100% irrelevant as to whether "prettying up the labia" is or isn't "just fine and dandy". especially since most of the comments on the "prettying up the labia " topic have been indifferent or claim it's sill or unnecessary. but very few have said it isn't ok. You constructed a very poor strawman. sorry that pointing it out burst your delicate sensibilities.
2013-02-17 05:08:44 AM
1 votes:

neongoats: Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?


because one seconds thought would tell you men don't vastly prefer "prettied up labia".

neongoats: the genital mutilation of millions of men


boring troll is now boring.
2013-02-17 04:00:23 AM
1 votes:
This was never a problem until you girls started shaving down there and seeing for yourselves.  For generations men went down on women and not once complained that the labia was just too unappealing.  We were just happy to have someone let us pleasure them.  The hair we picked from our teeth afterward were trophies proudly displayed to all.
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2013-02-17 03:08:20 AM
1 votes:
divabetic.files.wordpress.com

/too subtle?
2013-02-17 02:25:54 AM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.



The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.
2013-02-17 01:52:34 AM
1 votes:

rocky_howard: How much you wanna bet most of these protesters have piercings and/or tattoos.

This is why I can never take these people seriously.

One body modification is fine but another is completely wrong just because it falls on the opposite sociopolitical spectrum?

Not that conservatives are any better. I despise "tradition" as much as you can despise something.


10/10

/Not sure if postmodern Firebagger asshole.
2013-02-17 01:34:23 AM
1 votes:
Vaginas are like flowers...I want to stick my dick in them...Wait, No, I mean they're all beautiful in their own way.

Personally that 'clamshell' thing is creepy as all get out. It's not only unnatural, it looks too pre-pubescent.

/I like big lips and I can not lie.
2013-02-17 01:20:05 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.


Actually, if more people started having sex with assholes, they wouldn't be concerned about how the vag looks...
2013-02-17 12:58:34 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-17 12:37:26 AM
1 votes:
No pics?
2013-02-17 12:25:23 AM
1 votes:
This all smacks of insecurity.
2013-02-16 11:37:56 PM
1 votes:
FTA: A recent article in Guernica on a California urogynecologist who claimed that his "most requested surgical procedure is the Barbie: a procedure that excises the entire labia minora," which "results in a 'clamshell' aesthetic."

Not touching that line.
2013-02-16 10:58:20 PM
1 votes:
Fark off.  If you don't fall within at least minimum acceptable range on my scientifically precise labiometer, you can GTFO.
 
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