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(Salon)   Remember the labia-free "Barbie" look? Oh yes, there's an opposition   (salon.com) divider line 180
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2013-02-17 06:00:57 PM  
What do you call all the useless skin around the vagina?  The woman.

/Thanks, try the roastbeef sandwiches
//or the cold cut combo sub special
 
2013-02-17 06:06:49 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Eyes down here fellas.
 
2013-02-17 06:13:53 PM  
This is a thing?  Really?  Wow. Maybe I'm sheltered but I have never ever been with a woman and thought "boy that's a funny looking labia."  Innies, outties, they are all normal. As far as I know I've never been with a woman that had a hangout about hers either.
 
2013-02-17 06:15:25 PM  
Err hang up. Autocorrect or Freudian slip. You decide.
 
2013-02-17 06:20:32 PM  
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2013-02-17 06:29:22 PM  

quatchi: China White Tea: And quit it with the boob jobs, too, please.

And that stupid lip injection crap.

Never seen a woman who didn't look worse after one of those.

Did the women of this planet learn nothing from Melanie Griffith?


This this this.
 
2013-02-17 06:31:53 PM  

radiobiz: Err hang up. Autocorrect or Freudian slip. You decide.


That was... that was beautiful...
 
2013-02-17 07:01:32 PM  
My preference would be that one that looks like this. (NSFW, duh) A beautiful woman overall, but especially nice lady bits.
 
2013-02-17 07:45:27 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Also, I'm not sure I buy the "it's porn's fault" angle.  I've seen enough commercial porn to say without any doubt that many of the more popular models with name recognition and long careers have huge protruding labia.

The whole kneejerk blame it on porn thing is a really lame angle to take.  It's an appeal to the oversensitive PC crowd and feminized men afraid of porn,and makes this empowerment movement lose what little sympathy it may have otherwise had.


I had the same thought. I can only assume these women haven't seen a lot of porn.
 
2013-02-17 09:32:16 PM  

WhippingBoy: radiobiz: Err hang up. Autocorrect or Freudian slip. You decide.

That was... that was beautiful...


Sadly,  radiobiz said the women  hadn'thad hangouts, so I won't be circling him on G+ as fast as I can...
 
2013-02-17 09:56:52 PM  
So does this mean that somewhere out there that there's a labia-full Barbie?
 
2013-02-17 10:15:42 PM  

WhippingBoy: So does this mean that somewhere out there that there's a labia-full Barbie?


On the Island of Rejected Special-Edition Barbies?
 
2013-02-17 10:17:46 PM  

WhippingBoy: So does this mean that somewhere out there that there's a labia-full Barbie?


I think the words you want is Anatomically correct Barbies

and probably
 
2013-02-17 10:19:30 PM  
Hey, I'm sure there's lots of teenage boys and young guys who have only seen modern porn who expect girls to look like Real Dolls down there. Just because a bunch of old dudes are like "I like dem womens all flappy and furry and cone boobed like the good old days" doesn't mean all the young dudes aren't like "Boobs should be perfectly spherical and ladybits look just like a Fleshlight and women only grow hair on their head".
 
2013-02-17 10:29:40 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfeed.com
 
2013-02-17 11:20:28 PM  
Genitals aren't for looking at.

/'cause they're all ugly.
 
2013-02-18 01:41:02 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 08:55:58 AM  

studebaker hoch: [24.media.tumblr.com image 382x400]


What the hell is that?
 
2013-02-18 09:15:42 AM  

HotWingAgenda: alienated: ugly, like an open wound

Is that where "hatchet wound" comes from?

/I miss going to see the chicks on my campus perform the Vagina Monologues in college


Me too. Also, don't forget the Penis Ponderings.
 
2013-02-18 09:33:56 AM  

Max Awesome: Genitals aren't for looking at.

/'cause they're all ugly.


Yep, we got the "last chicken in the shop" look for the manly bits.
 
2013-02-18 09:36:23 AM  
 
2013-02-18 09:45:45 AM  

Bell-fan: rocky_howard: How much you wanna bet most of these protesters have piercings and/or tattoos.

This is why I can never take these people seriously.

One body modification is fine but another is completely wrong just because it falls on the opposite sociopolitical spectrum?

Not that conservatives are any better. I despise "tradition" as much as you can despise something.

Dude, you do know that for the most part "tradition" came about because there was a need for something. People didn't generally create traditions for no reason. Yes, there are some that are batshiat nutso. But then there are ones like medicine. You know, a lot of the folk remedies that work became traditions because... they work. In fact frequently if you just discard traditions because you don't understand them... you are frequently throwing away valuable things.

Take honey in wounds for example. http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=50608  For centuries people would pack wounds with honey because it was a traditional remedy for a deep or life threatening wound. Then modern western medicine said "we see no value for this because we can't explain why it works. So we're discarding this tradition. And our more costly antibiotic dressings are better... ummm sometimes."  Recently it's been re-discovered as a treatment because of research into old TRADITIONAL practices. They found that honey in wounds can speed healing, remove the need for antibiotics, or even cure wounds that modern treatments can't. Why? Well, they're still trying to figure it out, but so far they've found that in part it's because the honey forms a sterile environment. Bacteria simply can't live in the ridiculously high sugar content of honey, also the honey releases minute and consistent amounts of hydrogen peroxide into the wound as well as proteins that have been found to speed healing and promote good tissue growth.

But because people threw out a tradition that they didn't take the time to consider for value ...


I agree. Forgot to specify that I accept traditions based on facts, just despise traditions for the sake of traditions.
 
2013-02-18 11:38:50 AM  
Nurglitch

What the hell is that?

I'm pretty sure that's one of the sorority chicks from Jersey Shore.  And she likes you!  Or it could also be a sea turtle that feeds exclusively on jellyfish, dunno.  Those species look almost exactly the same.
 
2013-02-18 12:06:00 PM  

dbirchall: [s3-ak.buzzfeed.com image 500x727]


Eye see what you did there.
 
2013-02-18 03:00:10 PM  
To be fair, the "Ken" look is also labia-free.
 
2013-02-18 03:50:56 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-02-19 04:09:52 AM  
In high school, back in the 90's, a friend told me about how he had sex with this girl.  He complained that her labia "stuck out".  I thought, "isn't it supposed to?"  I forget if I actually said anything.  Anyway, my point is, I fear for humanity...  Too many people (men AND women) think anyone who doesn't look like a comic-book character or magazine cover is "ugly".  Women are probably worse actually... I remember a survey that showed that women rate 80% of men as "below average" in attractiveness.
 
2013-02-19 01:44:06 PM  
Ladies, as long as those protruding labia aren't disguising some goddamn TEETH, 99.4% of guys don't give a fark.

As an aside, my girlfriend has brought up her labia a couple of times.  It goes like this:

Her:  My vagina's ugly - it's all hanging down.
Me:  Is it getting farked and licked on a regular basis?
Her:  Well, yeah...
Me:  Then it must not be too horrible, right?

\chicks love to invent problems...
 
2013-02-19 09:20:05 PM  

CheekyMonkey: Ladies, as long as those protruding labia aren't disguising some goddamn TEETH, 99.4% of guys don't give a fark.


If there  are teeth, it drops to 99.3%, right?
 
2013-02-20 01:47:10 AM  

FunkOut: Hey, I'm sure there's lots of teenage boys and young guys who have only seen modern porn who expect girls to look like Real Dolls down there. Just because a bunch of old dudes are like "I like dem womens all flappy and furry and cone boobed like the good old days" doesn't mean all the young dudes aren't like "Boobs should be perfectly spherical and ladybits look just like a Fleshlight and women only grow hair on their head".


Well aren't those dunces in for a surprise. Looks like they can keep jacking off to their real dolls. Or you kbow , have sex with actual women.
 
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