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(Salon)   Remember the labia-free "Barbie" look? Oh yes, there's an opposition   (salon.com ) divider line
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2013-02-16 10:36:59 PM  
Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.
 
2013-02-16 10:58:20 PM  
Fark off.  If you don't fall within at least minimum acceptable range on my scientifically precise labiometer, you can GTFO.
 
2013-02-16 10:58:21 PM  

RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.


I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.
 
2013-02-16 11:37:56 PM  
FTA: A recent article in Guernica on a California urogynecologist who claimed that his "most requested surgical procedure is the Barbie: a procedure that excises the entire labia minora," which "results in a 'clamshell' aesthetic."

Not touching that line.
 
2013-02-16 11:53:11 PM  
Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.
 
2013-02-17 12:18:04 AM  

quatchi: FTA: A recent article in Guernica on a California urogynecologist who claimed that his "most requested surgical procedure is the Barbie: a procedure that excises the entire labia minora," which "results in a 'clamshell' aesthetic."

Not touching that line.


That'd be this Fark story from a month ago, yup.
 
2013-02-17 12:25:23 AM  
This all smacks of insecurity.
 
2013-02-17 12:37:26 AM  
No pics?
 
2013-02-17 12:39:36 AM  
Outies are kind of nasty looking most times.
 
2013-02-17 12:42:45 AM  

dbirchall: quatchi: FTA: A recent article in Guernica on a California urogynecologist who claimed that his "most requested surgical procedure is the Barbie: a procedure that excises the entire labia minora," which "results in a 'clamshell' aesthetic."

Not touching that line.

That'd be this Fark story from a month ago, yup.


TY for link. I missed that one.
 
2013-02-17 12:46:41 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Outies are kind of nasty looking most times.


Yeah, but if you make it that far, are you really going to pack up and leave?

It's like making it 4/5 the way up Everest and deciding to turn around because of all the clutter and rocks and snow.
 
2013-02-17 12:50:17 AM  
What part of "bumpin' uglies" do these people not understand?
 
2013-02-17 12:50:58 AM  
Nothin' wrong with a big old floppy vagina.
 
2013-02-17 12:53:25 AM  
ladies....you know how you tell us that size doesn't matter even though it really does? well this is kinda the same thing. as long as your parts are functional and well cared for, we don't care about what it looks like. The only difference is, we really mean it and aren't just trying to make you feel better.
 
2013-02-17 12:56:36 AM  
When a little girl becomes a lady, she can spread her legs and fly away.
 
2013-02-17 12:58:34 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-17 01:08:19 AM  
I think I linked to this Wiki page from the "Barbie" thread.  But it's boring and work-safe, and has far less content than the obviously named, not-so-safe, what-has-been-seen-cannot-be-unseen www.labiastretching.com.
 
2013-02-17 01:13:13 AM  
fta Labiaplasty is a common call-to-arms

They're doing it wrong
 
2013-02-17 01:13:41 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 01:14:28 AM  
I thought the 'Barbie' look was no genitalia whatsoever.
 
2013-02-17 01:19:42 AM  

doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.


I'm having the weirdest boner right now....
 
2013-02-17 01:20:05 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.


Actually, if more people started having sex with assholes, they wouldn't be concerned about how the vag looks...
 
2013-02-17 01:21:52 AM  
And quit it with the boob jobs, too, please.
 
2013-02-17 01:25:27 AM  

China White Tea: And quit it with the boob jobs, too, please.


And that stupid lip injection crap.

Never seen a woman who didn't look worse after one of those.

Did the women of this planet learn nothing from Melanie Griffith?
 
2013-02-17 01:28:45 AM  
These women are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in trying to come up with yet another 'first world' problem that they can obsess about. The only thing lower then this might possibly be a Lifetime movie done on the subject.

/if it doesn't look or smell like a swamp you'll be ok with 90%+ of the guys out there
 
2013-02-17 01:34:23 AM  
Vaginas are like flowers...I want to stick my dick in them...Wait, No, I mean they're all beautiful in their own way.

Personally that 'clamshell' thing is creepy as all get out. It's not only unnatural, it looks too pre-pubescent.

/I like big lips and I can not lie.
 
2013-02-17 01:35:21 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....


farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-17 01:36:36 AM  
I may be a bit of a freak, but I really prefer women to have genitals.
 
2013-02-17 01:37:32 AM  
DigitalCoffee:  The only thing lower then this might possibly be a Lifetime movie done on the subject.

A Lifetime movie would be about how her labia issues were all the fault of her worthless and abusive husband.
 
2013-02-17 01:40:09 AM  

DigitalCoffee: These women are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in trying to come up with yet another 'first world' problem that they can obsess about.


The practice of labia stretching has been around in the third world a lot longer than there's  been a first world...
 
2013-02-17 01:40:38 AM  
Ladies, have your seen a guy's dangly bits? If we're fine with that, we're fine with whatever you've got going on. Trust me.
 
2013-02-17 01:47:54 AM  
How much you wanna bet most of these protesters have piercings and/or tattoos.

This is why I can never take these people seriously.

One body modification is fine but another is completely wrong just because it falls on the opposite sociopolitical spectrum?

Not that conservatives are any better. I despise "tradition" as much as you can despise something.
 
2013-02-17 01:52:34 AM  

rocky_howard: How much you wanna bet most of these protesters have piercings and/or tattoos.

This is why I can never take these people seriously.

One body modification is fine but another is completely wrong just because it falls on the opposite sociopolitical spectrum?

Not that conservatives are any better. I despise "tradition" as much as you can despise something.


10/10

/Not sure if postmodern Firebagger asshole.
 
2013-02-17 02:01:36 AM  

log_jammin: ladies....you know how you tell us that size doesn't matter even though it really does? well this is kinda the same thing. as long as your parts are functional and well cared for, we don't care about what it looks like. The only difference is, we really mean it and aren't just trying to make you feel better.


This.
 
2013-02-17 02:02:20 AM  
[labiaknot.jpg]
 
2013-02-17 02:11:13 AM  
www.roadfood.com
 
2013-02-17 02:14:57 AM  
img5.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-17 02:16:34 AM  
Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.
Jesus Christ. Shut the fark up. It's other women talking shiat to you, not us.
 
2013-02-17 02:17:34 AM  
robohobo:

Great, now I'm horny AND hungry!
 
2013-02-17 02:20:18 AM  
www.georgiaokeeffe.net
 
2013-02-17 02:21:38 AM  
Wait. I thought the "C-word" made women mad. Now there's a website called Courageous coonts? I'm so confused.
 
2013-02-17 02:24:25 AM  
nycfoodguy.com
 
2013-02-17 02:25:36 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.
Jesus Christ. Shut the fark up. It's other women talking shiat to you, not us.


This.

Although there is are some flat out ugly coonts out there.
 
2013-02-17 02:25:54 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.



The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.
 
2013-02-17 02:26:07 AM  
I've got a sudden hankering for Arbys.
 
2013-02-17 02:26:09 AM  
Where's the beef?
 
2013-02-17 02:27:46 AM  

SpaceBison: I've got a sudden hankering for Arbys.


fish tacos for me.
 
2013-02-17 02:29:43 AM  

log_jammin: SpaceBison: I've got a sudden hankering for Arbys.

fish tacos for me.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-17 02:38:25 AM  

SnarfVader: Wait. I thought the "C-word" made women mad. Now there's a website called Courageous coonts? I'm so confused.


I'm going to go out on a limb and say its one of those 'attempt to take back a word to make it our own so it can't hurt us' kinda thing?

/Like the n-word, maybe?
 
2013-02-17 02:38:56 AM  
The solution to feeling that your real-life labia is not as good as a porn star's is not to watch less porn, but to watch a lot more variety of porn genres and vintages. Somewhere someone has paid for something fuglier than you.
 
2013-02-17 02:43:46 AM  

doglover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 528x384]


RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
 
2013-02-17 02:46:25 AM  

GranoblasticMan: doglover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 528x384]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!


That's what you call YOUR penis too!?
 
2013-02-17 02:51:54 AM  

doglover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....


[Clara'sOctopussoire]

Better w/ Music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPNXVEVxRE

/Unplugged version, yes.
 
2013-02-17 03:08:20 AM  
divabetic.files.wordpress.com

/too subtle?
 
2013-02-17 03:11:58 AM  
Oh yes, there's an opposition

Good. Most vaginas are pretty. I remember reading the Hite Report in the late 70's about how some women felt that theirs was ugly, like an open wound, etc. and it made me, to this day, wonder why.
And there was a magazine in the 90s called lips, for labia lovers. I am not making that up.
 
2013-02-17 03:13:44 AM  
 
2013-02-17 04:00:23 AM  
This was never a problem until you girls started shaving down there and seeing for yourselves.  For generations men went down on women and not once complained that the labia was just too unappealing.  We were just happy to have someone let us pleasure them.  The hair we picked from our teeth afterward were trophies proudly displayed to all.
.
 
2013-02-17 04:02:20 AM  

alienated: ugly, like an open wound


Is that where "hatchet wound" comes from?

/I miss going to see the chicks on my campus perform the Vagina Monologues in college
 
2013-02-17 04:03:20 AM  
A vagina needs a little bit of disarray to look its best. Which isn't to say that if you naturally have a clamshell you should freak out about it. I might prefer some visible labia, but, being a guy, I really don't care. None of us do. And if you have hang-ups about the presentation of your lady bits, you need to find better things to worry about.
 
2013-02-17 04:05:58 AM  
Salon is trying to out Onion the Onion.
 
2013-02-17 04:09:02 AM  
I find labia far less disturbing than this story being on the geek tab.

Devils advocate: fair is fair. Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?

Stop advocating the genital mutilation of millions of men and I might care about your flappy labial insecurity.
 
2013-02-17 04:19:51 AM  

neongoats: I find labia far less disturbing than this story being on the geek tab.


Yeah, I was kinda wondering how this fit in the "Geek" tab, myself...
 
2013-02-17 04:30:09 AM  

neongoats: he genital mutilation of millions of men


oh shut up
 
2013-02-17 04:33:51 AM  
if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag
 
2013-02-17 04:44:16 AM  

ultraholland: This all smacks of insecurity.


vanity, insecurity. sad how many women are so self-involved.
 
2013-02-17 05:08:44 AM  

neongoats: Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?


because one seconds thought would tell you men don't vastly prefer "prettied up labia".

neongoats: the genital mutilation of millions of men


boring troll is now boring.
 
2013-02-17 05:10:06 AM  
If my woman has hanging lips, it's just more for my lips to love. Ladies, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Pretty it up all you like, guys will appreciate it but really, surgery has its risks and I shudder at someone putting themselves under the knife unless they have serious problems such as needing SRS or sustaining a major injury.
 
2013-02-17 05:14:39 AM  

log_jammin: neongoats: Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?

because one seconds thought would tell you men don't vastly prefer "prettied up labia".


And? Is there a point attached to that troll, or are you just being contrary again.
 
2013-02-17 05:26:15 AM  

neongoats: Devils advocate: fair is fair. Myopic American Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?

Stop advocating the genital mutilation of millions of men and I might care about your flappy labial insecurity.


FTFY.
 
2013-02-17 05:31:17 AM  

neongoats: Is there a point attached to that troll, or are you just being contrary again.


you're projecting.


You started your comment with "Women vastly prefer cut cock." which is 100% irrelevant as to whether "prettying up the labia" is or isn't "just fine and dandy". especially since most of the comments on the "prettying up the labia " topic have been indifferent or claim it's sill or unnecessary. but very few have said it isn't ok. You constructed a very poor strawman. sorry that pointing it out burst your delicate sensibilities.
 
2013-02-17 05:32:56 AM  

Der Poopflinger: if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag


Also, if a woman can`t be with you because of your cock then forget that gal and move on to someone who`s less of a douche bag.

Which is of course moot because they have decided not to be with you but whatever makes you feel like you were in charge of the situation!
 
2013-02-17 05:35:03 AM  
Men prefer vaginas that look good to them compared to vaginas that do not look good to them.

seems pretty obvious to me.
 
2013-02-17 05:36:54 AM  

dready zim: Men prefer vaginas that look good to them compared to vaginas that do not look good to them.

are warm, wet and don't stink.

FTFY.
 
2013-02-17 05:39:17 AM  
Be happy about what you've got. As long as you have good hygiene  no guy should ever complain. If they do: they're not worth your time. It's never crossed my mind to even consider the  size of a woman's labia as a a criterion for her vagina's nuzzleability.
 
2013-02-17 05:40:53 AM  
Is it all of a sudden misogynistic to prefer vag to look a certain way? Oh noes, men have preferences.
 
2013-02-17 05:44:21 AM  
You can't compare circumcision to vaginoplasty. One is done to small children against their will, one is chosen by women with low self esteem.

/I'm fine with my circumcision...but I'm also a Jew.
 
2013-02-17 06:25:20 AM  
As someone who has sex with older women I'm getting a kick out of this.

Also...

Johnson?
 
2013-02-17 06:33:24 AM  

doglover: As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances,



True

/I'm sorry
 
2013-02-17 06:34:55 AM  
Meh.  I'll say it.  There are ugly penises and there are ugly coonts.  90% of the people who worry about it or get surgery don't qualify, but they most certainly do exist.
 
2013-02-17 06:35:13 AM  

illannoyin: doglover: As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances,


True

/I'm sorry


www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-02-17 06:42:13 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-17 07:15:23 AM  
Instantly thought of this guy after reading the article...
i718.photobucket.com
/hot
//like a mugwomp
 
2013-02-17 07:50:06 AM  
i like long lips... they look sexy hanging out, the fill your mouth when you're giving oral, and they feel good wrapped around you during penetration.

real women have outies
 
2013-02-17 07:52:17 AM  
Having a preference makes someone an asshole now? Fine, go screw a toothless midget amputee albino you hypocrite.
 
2013-02-17 08:08:30 AM  
Whatever vagina you got is the one you should be proud of.  Personally, I love some nice inner labia to slurp on.  Think Japanese noodles.
 
2013-02-17 08:23:12 AM  
prefer real. either way.
 
2013-02-17 08:37:32 AM  
friendfortheride.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-17 08:55:10 AM  
i02.i.aliimg.com
 
2013-02-17 09:19:05 AM  
FTFA: Porn is commonly fingered as a culprit on these sites

Oh yeah, baby
 
2013-02-17 09:22:45 AM  
GIS for "labia stretching" produced this. I farking laughed....

robertegert.com
 
2013-02-17 09:40:18 AM  
If you are woman:

Whatever shape your p*ssy is, I'll f*ck!
 
2013-02-17 09:45:00 AM  

SnarfVader: Wait. I thought the "C-word" made women mad. Now there's a website called Courageous coonts? I'm so confused.


It's like the N-word. It's ok when black people say it, but not ok when white people say it.
 
2013-02-17 09:47:02 AM  
If they're big enough to support a lip plate, I'm out.
 
2013-02-17 10:03:30 AM  

LordJiro: I thought the 'Barbie' look was no genitalia whatsoever.


You can still grind against the area and get off just fine
 
2013-02-17 10:20:22 AM  

RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.


Mostly plastic surgeons that make a shait load of money convincing women that men actually care about the shape of the labia when the fact is that men only care about is if it's warm and moist.
 
2013-02-17 10:22:46 AM  

Der Poopflinger: if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag


I would wager large sums of money that guys do not leave because of the bits, but it's an out the door comment to make them feel bad, and women buy it hook line and sinker.
 
2013-02-17 10:25:38 AM  
No lips, no tips.
 
2013-02-17 10:30:12 AM  

RodneyToady: God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.


The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.


I didn't realize The Onion wrote non-fiction as well.
 
2013-02-17 10:30:58 AM  

ramblinwreck: RodneyToady: God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.


The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.

I didn't realize The Onion wrote non-fiction as well.


*correction: should be "published," not "wrote."
 
2013-02-17 10:33:49 AM  

ramblinwreck: ramblinwreck: RodneyToady: God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.


The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.

I didn't realize The Onion wrote non-fiction as well.

*correction: should be "published," not "wrote."


It kinda turns into non-fiction after a while. like honey turning into that hard sugary stuff.
 
2013-02-17 10:41:10 AM  
I wonder how many of those "anonymous" photos in the tumblr blog are from people who don't know what "EXIF" means.
 
2013-02-17 10:43:48 AM  
If you're happy and you know if clap your lips
*flapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflap*
 
2013-02-17 10:46:03 AM  
As long as it's not purpley/blue, and doesn't smell like seafood that's been left in the sun for multiple days... The sun is there.

//The sun is my penis
 
2013-02-17 10:51:07 AM  
I read that article as though Beiber had written it.  That pic of his in the corner looked like an author pick.

Totally changed the tone of the article, haha.
 
2013-02-17 10:55:05 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Der Poopflinger: if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag

I would wager large sums of money that guys do not leave because of the bits, but it's an out the door comment to make them feel bad, and women buy it hook line and sinker.


To clarify, they are hateful words, no doubt, but often said in the heat of an argument and are either fabricated or blown out of proportion(no pun intended) "reasons" that he is leaving.  It's even possible the woman was at fault, but not owning up to her biatchiness(which may or may not have been reinforced by extreme feminism). Frustrated, the guy wants to get to her in an off-beat way that she's not been taught to live in willful ignorance of.

I will take that concept even further.

People who go on about this liberal cause(that is not exactly as it sounds in reality) are perpetuating the issue, actually teaching the issue as fact, and that may make more women even more insecure and tempted to get it done. IE   Men really will dump you because of your ugly lips, don't you dare fix it!

As is often the case, your more extreme feminists actually propagate more of the types of women that they are supposedly working to free.

I'm all for equal rights, equal pay, equal treatment, etc.  Don't get me wrong here.  I'm not being snarky with "(which may or may not have been reinforced by extreme feminism) "  I'm stating that that can be a cause of broken reasoning, not that it always results in such.  Every movement has it's flawed extremes.

Both sexes have their fair share of assholes, so maybe it's wise not to listen to those folks with motive to say things about the opposite sex that may not be at all true, or are true but only in a minority of them.

Yes, it is possible to have a set of lips that is repulsive, but statistically that's such a minute segment of the populace you really shouldn't worry about it.  Men leaving specifically because of it is an even smaller part of the populace, and those men you'd be better off without in the first place.

But for the sake of your own peace of mind, compare it to others.  It is not a subjective thing.  Any inherent ugliness is a very objective thing.  Look at yours, then look at a plethora of others, the internet is happy to oblige.  Unless you have a distaste for pussy so strong that they all disgust you, you will be able to make your own informed choice of how you want to look, or if you're the extreme outlier.  Only then contemplate a decision for change.

No different than picking a perfume or clothes or hairstyle you like, which is what most of us do, not one that others like(but we find distasteful).

Be what YOU want to be, not what others tell you to be. (unless you want to be what amounts to a dirty bum on the street, in which case, seek help)
 
2013-02-17 11:16:43 AM  
Anyone else open this link expecting to see that someone released a "Cameltoe Barbie"?
 
2013-02-17 11:19:23 AM  
I lot of the women I know could improve their vaginii by doing one simple thing: wash it.

/gotta start hanging out with a better class of women
 
2013-02-17 11:19:52 AM  

The Evil Home Brewer: Anyone else open this link expecting to see that someone released a "Cameltoe Barbie"?


t2.gstatic.com

 
2013-02-17 11:23:23 AM  
Labia or gtfo.
 
2013-02-17 11:33:50 AM  

Radak: neongoats: Devils advocate: fair is fair. Myopic American Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?

Stop advocating the genital mutilation of millions of men and I might care about your flappy labial insecurity.

FTFY.


The T stands for TROLL. T is for TROLL.
 
2013-02-17 11:42:58 AM  

TsarTom: Nothin' wrong with a big old floppy vagina.


Just so long as it doesn't hang any lower than my balls.
 
2013-02-17 11:50:10 AM  

Empty Matchbook: The T stands for TROLL. T is for TROLL.


I am merely a troll-enabler on the rare occasions the troll is trolling for justice.
 
2013-02-17 12:44:39 PM  
So is there going to be a Labia Appreciation Day Parade, or what?
 
2013-02-17 12:45:47 PM  
And let's see, the next stupid article will be "To bleach my anus or not?"
 
2013-02-17 12:48:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-17 12:59:18 PM  
As long as there's no weener behind them, it's all good.
 
2013-02-17 01:04:02 PM  
Dammit... Edit:

I'm not sayingmen's entertainment is without flaws or that exploitation doesn't happen in both the porn AND fashion industries.
 
2013-02-17 01:04:51 PM  
This damn new comment system blows. I can't enter a bold or italic without it farking up formatting.
 
2013-02-17 01:06:32 PM  
 
2013-02-17 01:08:23 PM  

ZeroCorpse: This damn new comment system blows. I can't enter a bold or italic without it farking up formatting.


Upper right "Use Formatting Buttons" - all will be as it was. Unless you are posting from a phone; I don't do that, and have no idea what the options are.
 
2013-02-17 01:09:03 PM  
www.stampede-entertainment.com
 
2013-02-17 01:10:34 PM  

Repo Man: ZeroCorpse: This damn new comment system blows. I can't enter a bold or italic without it farking up formatting.

Upper right "Use Formatting Buttons" - all will be as it was. Unless you are posting from a phone; I don't do that, and have no idea what the options are.


Hey, thanks! I was actually using the formatting buttons, but the HTML buttons will probably work better for the way I type.

I was just too chickenshiat to try it. We'll see what happens.
 
2013-02-17 01:11:56 PM  
Oh, and one more thing, guys: If you're going to respond to me, spare the rest of the thread and don't quote my whole post.

Thanks.
 
2013-02-17 01:13:37 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Oh, and one more thing, guys: If you're going to respond to me, spare the rest of the thread and don't quote my whole post.

Thanks.


Why not?
 
2013-02-17 01:14:21 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Repo Man: ZeroCorpse: This damn new comment system blows. I can't enter a bold or italic without it farking up formatting.

Upper right "Use Formatting Buttons" - all will be as it was. Unless you are posting from a phone; I don't do that, and have no idea what the options are.

Hey, thanks! I was actually using the formatting buttons, but the HTML buttons will probably work better for the way I type.

I was just too chickenshiat to try it. We'll see what happens.


Works just as it used to, on the plus side, it doesn't screw up stuff you copy and paste into it.  Also, switching modes mid-post can screw up your formatting as well, or copy and pasting between post windows.  I would at least like a check box to make the other mode the default.
 
2013-02-17 01:20:41 PM  

rocky_howard: How much you wanna bet most of these protesters have piercings and/or tattoos.

This is why I can never take these people seriously.

One body modification is fine but another is completely wrong just because it falls on the opposite sociopolitical spectrum?

Not that conservatives are any better. I despise "tradition" as much as you can despise something.


Dude, you do know that for the most part "tradition" came about because there was a need for something. People didn't generally create traditions for no reason. Yes, there are some that are batshiat nutso. But then there are ones like medicine. You know, a lot of the folk remedies that work became traditions because... they work. In fact frequently if you just discard traditions because you don't understand them... you are frequently throwing away valuable things.

Take honey in wounds for example. http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=50608  For centuries people would pack wounds with honey because it was a traditional remedy for a deep or life threatening wound. Then modern western medicine said "we see no value for this because we can't explain why it works. So we're discarding this tradition. And our more costly antibiotic dressings are better... ummm sometimes."  Recently it's been re-discovered as a treatment because of research into old TRADITIONAL practices. They found that honey in wounds can speed healing, remove the need for antibiotics, or even cure wounds that modern treatments can't. Why? Well, they're still trying to figure it out, but so far they've found that in part it's because the honey forms a sterile environment. Bacteria simply can't live in the ridiculously high sugar content of honey, also the honey releases minute and consistent amounts of hydrogen peroxide into the wound as well as proteins that have been found to speed healing and promote good tissue growth.

But because people threw out a tradition that they didn't take the time to consider for value who knows how many people have suffered. All because of wanton and thoughtless abandonment of tradition without first examining whether it has true value or not.

Just saying, man. Not all traditions are bad things. If you lump everything into one and say all traditions are bad... you're just as bad at the people that hang on to the batshiat insane traditions without thinking about it. (IE genital mutilation for religion... a more batshiat insane tradition I can't think of right now)
 
2013-02-17 01:31:20 PM  
 

Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.



I don't see having a preference as being an "asshole", it is just a preference.  Many (MANY) women refuse to even go on a first date with a man who is short or losing his hair, etc (physical characteristics over which the man has little to no control).  I really don't see this as any different.  Hooray for empowerment and all that, but lets not pretend women, all of them, don't have physical standards also.
 
2013-02-17 01:33:55 PM  
Does everything a woman does, says, or thinks require an empowering movement behind it?

Can I get in on that action? Here are some proposals:

Shoulder and back hair - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to shave or remove it on a regular basis or risk ridicule by "men's magazines", such as Men's Life. I'm a friggin' silverback, and I find this attitude repulsive. I want to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site named BeautifulBackFur.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among hairy-backed men everywhere.

Fat guys with outies - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to hide it on a regular basis or risk nauseating women & children on the beach. I'm an innie, but as a fat guy, I feel for them, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called BalloonBellies.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among fat guys with knobs where a normal belly button should be.

Unibrows - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to pluck and wax it on a regular basis or risk confusing school children at the Museum of Natural History. I have two separate eyebrows, but as a silverback, I feel for their hair-related pain, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called ForeheadBumper.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among neo-Neanderthals everywhere.
 
2013-02-17 01:36:23 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.


I don't see having a preference as being an "asshole", it is just a preference.  Many (MANY) women refuse to even go on a first date with a man who is short or losing his hair, etc (physical characteristics over which the man has little to no control).  I really don't see this as any different.  Hooray for empowerment and all that, but lets not pretend women, all of them, don't have physical standards also.


Bingo. If I had a nickel every time I was turned down for a physical characteristic against which my putative female partner had a preference, I'd be able to buy dinner with the proceeds.
 
2013-02-17 01:41:56 PM  
Of course there's opposition. It's disgusting and immoral. Put those labia back on that children's toy where they belong.

/DRTFA
 
2013-02-17 01:53:38 PM  
Also, I'm not sure I buy the "it's porn's fault" angle.  I've seen enough commercial porn to say without any doubt that many of the more popular models with name recognition and long careers have huge protruding labia.

The whole kneejerk blame it on porn thing is a really lame angle to take.  It's an appeal to the oversensitive PC crowd and feminized men afraid of porn,and makes this empowerment movement lose what little sympathy it may have otherwise had.
 
2013-02-17 02:01:14 PM  

Smgth: Vaginas are like flowers...I want to stick my dick in them...Wait, No, I mean they're all beautiful in their own way.

Personally that 'clamshell' thing is creepy as all get out. It's not only unnatural, it looks too pre-pubescent.

/I like big lips and I can not lie.


Looks aside, naming your vagina appearance after a style of packaging which requires a knife to open may send mixed messages.
 
2013-02-17 02:02:51 PM  
I think the whole thing is overblown. I went and looked at some web sites and we're talking a couple thousand (tops) getting the procedure out of hundreds of millions of women. The reason why people are so aware of it is that it's a titillating, sexy and naughty oddball procedure and the media want ad clicks.

Men who talk about ugly labia on the internet are the same guys who talk smack about some model's fat knees. Women who get these surgeries either have a rare condition that makes it a good idea or who have body image issues.

I keep seeing "a threefold increase since 2006" where 2006 had 1300 procedures. The upsurge is, no doubt, due to the media drumming about labiaplasty (ooh naughty bits!) and the rare oddball male who thinks the way to dominate a woman is to make her feel bad about something he wants very badly.
 
2013-02-17 02:13:55 PM  

Repo Man: Jon Lajoie - Vaginal Hubris (NSFW)


"If your pussy made movies, it be Stanley Kubrick"

"If coochies were the news, she'd be Huey Lewis"

Holy shiat, that song is hilarious.
 
2013-02-17 02:23:46 PM  

RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.


I have big preferences in this arena. I've lost interest in girls because of it.
 
2013-02-17 02:24:53 PM  
* Lost interest in  some particular girls because of it, not all girls.
 
2013-02-17 02:26:34 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.


How does having physical preferences make them assholes?
 
2013-02-17 02:31:27 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Oh, and one more thing, guys: If you're going to respond to me, spare the rest of the thread and don't quote my whole post.

Thanks.


Unfortunately, the reply system on phones is balls and forces you to do that.
 
2013-02-17 02:36:55 PM  
www.allinallsports.com
 
rpm
2013-02-17 02:38:15 PM  

blue_2501: Unfortunately, the reply system on phones is balls and forces you to do that.


It does?
 
2013-02-17 02:39:12 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Also, I'm not sure I buy the "it's porn's fault" angle.  I've seen enough commercial porn to say without any doubt that many of the more popular models with name recognition and long careers have huge protruding labia.

The whole kneejerk blame it on porn thing is a really lame angle to take.  It's an appeal to the oversensitive PC crowd and feminized men afraid of porn,and makes this empowerment movement lose what little sympathy it may have otherwise had.


This.  I think it's centered on a whole misconception about what men like to see and where they like to see it, the whole studman 69 joke.

I am only slightly picky about my women in the most general sense, if it's pretty and nice, that's fine.  I don't have high standards at all, just hat I find her attractive to my tastes. Taller/shorter/thinner/thicker/lighter/darker etc, I don't care if they vary from any concievable ideal, only that there be an attraction(and subsequently a compatible attitude/personality).

Porn video's, the standard changes, because the purpose is different.  Everyone has their favorite kinks, or positions.  Many porn stars don't exude sensual qualities even if they've got a fit body type, they're clumsy and fake-ish. I am more about body and face and performance, and don't give a rat's ass about personality.   I care less for body details, but how well the body at large performs.

Pictures, and that standard rises even more.   Pictures, to me, need to be balanced and pretty on par with art.  If it's not exceptional, it's not worth looking at for long, or looking at again.

But in both categories of porn, I see verybeautiful women with all sorts of labia and it doesn't detract of them at all.  There is no majority there, so the idea that porn as such influences behavior and desires in that arena, are well....that person doesn't see much porn.
I will admit, when the lips are THE focus, as with photography, there are certain things people find moreaesthetically pleasing(and will carry a majority), but that is more or less irrelevant.  In the case of photography, it's a study of shape and form.

Now, this movement as described, it takes man's focus on one, and misapplies it to the other, in practice blaming men for having too high a standard, when that's not the case at all.  We differentiate based on the purpose of the vista in question(except for the mentally ill or otherwise fixated).

_______________
I do find the "Large labia project" from the article highly amusing.

Here we have a person who set up a blog and gets tons of pictures sent to her, who shamelessly praises all sorts of pictures. (I'm a guy, of course I stopped over and had a look at a page or ten!)

It's like a VIE dream come true(for people that are into that), which makes me question motives of the author a smidge.  It's passed off as a liberating and helpful website done just for the charity of it all, but it comes off as more of an altogether different and somewhat sleezy thing.  Someone who loves, LOVES, all pussy and solicits pictures from women who normally wouldn't send such things, in effect manipulating or even preying upon them.

Wouldn't surprise me if the site host is actually a guy, and one that buys lotion and kleenex in bulk.
 
2013-02-17 02:53:13 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Wouldn't surprise me if the site host is actually a guy, and one that buys lotion and kleenex in bulk.


Wouldn't surprise me if many of the submissions aren't actually 18+ ...

www.informationliberation.com
 
2013-02-17 03:00:25 PM  

cevarius: omeganuepsilon: Wouldn't surprise me if the site host is actually a guy, and one that buys lotion and kleenex in bulk.

Wouldn't surprise me if many of the submissions aren't actually 18+ ...

[www.informationliberation.com image 315x268]


I um, looked at quite a few, you know, for educational purposes.  I'd assume otherwise. Undoubedtly some, but I wouldn't say a lot.
 
2013-02-17 03:02:05 PM  

FormlessOne: Does everything a woman does, says, or thinks require an empowering movement behind it?

Can I get in on that action? Here are some proposals:

Shoulder and back hair - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to shave or remove it on a regular basis or risk ridicule by "men's magazines", such as Men's Life. I'm a friggin' silverback, and I find this attitude repulsive. I want to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site named BeautifulBackFur.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among hairy-backed men everywhere.

Fat guys with outies - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to hide it on a regular basis or risk nauseating women & children on the beach. I'm an innie, but as a fat guy, I feel for them, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called BalloonBellies.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among fat guys with knobs where a normal belly button should be.

Unibrows - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to pluck and wax it on a regular basis or risk confusing school children at the Museum of Natural History. I have two separate eyebrows, but as a silverback, I feel for their hair-related pain, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called ForeheadBumper.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among neo-Neanderthals everywhere.


I wish you all the best! I've been a big fan of your UncutCocks.edu website for quite some time now.
 
2013-02-17 03:57:38 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-17 04:01:11 PM  

rpm: blue_2501: Unfortunately, the reply system on phones is balls and forces you to do that.

It does?


Yes.  It does.
 
2013-02-17 04:13:24 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-17 04:25:37 PM  

RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape? This never even occurred to me.


No manta rays.
 
2013-02-17 05:00:46 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Lionel Mandrake: Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.


I don't see having a preference as being an "asshole", it is just a preference.  Many (MANY) women refuse to even go on a first date with a man who is short or losing his hair, etc (physical characteristics over which the man has little to no control).  I really don't see this as any different.  Hooray for empowerment and all that, but lets not pretend women, all of them, don't have physical standards also.


My bestfriend is 4'11 and goofy as hell, poor bastard doesn't stand a chance. Hell he lives in AUSTIN and still can't get laid.
 
2013-02-17 05:09:40 PM  

FormlessOne: Does everything a woman does, says, or thinks require an empowering movement behind it?

Can I get in on that action? Here are some proposals:

Shoulder and back hair - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to shave or remove it on a regular basis or risk ridicule by "men's magazines", such as Men's Life. I'm a friggin' silverback, and I find this attitude repulsive. I want to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site named BeautifulBackFur.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among hairy-backed men everywhere.

Fat guys with outies - it's entirely natural, and yet men are forced to hide it on a regular basis or risk nauseating women & children on the beach. I'm an innie, but as a fat guy, I feel for them, and I find the attitude repulsive. I want them to feel empowered, so I'm starting a web site called BalloonBellies.edu and doing my level best to reverse the horrifying trend of shame and secret pain among fat guys with knobs where a normal belly button should be.


The best part is the "silverback" bit. Might I suggest the outies are called "love nubs"? Got nothing for unibrows.

And for gods sake, women, if you have some mutant vagina, and you can get it fixed without going through female circumcision or something, do it. Be glad you can do it. There's nothing more empowering than making yourself more attractive.
 
2013-02-17 06:00:57 PM  
What do you call all the useless skin around the vagina?  The woman.

/Thanks, try the roastbeef sandwiches
//or the cold cut combo sub special
 
2013-02-17 06:06:49 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Eyes down here fellas.
 
2013-02-17 06:13:53 PM  
This is a thing?  Really?  Wow. Maybe I'm sheltered but I have never ever been with a woman and thought "boy that's a funny looking labia."  Innies, outties, they are all normal. As far as I know I've never been with a woman that had a hangout about hers either.
 
2013-02-17 06:15:25 PM  
Err hang up. Autocorrect or Freudian slip. You decide.
 
2013-02-17 06:20:32 PM  
thetwist03.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-17 06:29:22 PM  

quatchi: China White Tea: And quit it with the boob jobs, too, please.

And that stupid lip injection crap.

Never seen a woman who didn't look worse after one of those.

Did the women of this planet learn nothing from Melanie Griffith?


This this this.
 
2013-02-17 06:31:53 PM  

radiobiz: Err hang up. Autocorrect or Freudian slip. You decide.


That was... that was beautiful...
 
2013-02-17 07:01:32 PM  
My preference would be that one that looks like this. (NSFW, duh) A beautiful woman overall, but especially nice lady bits.
 
2013-02-17 07:45:27 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Also, I'm not sure I buy the "it's porn's fault" angle.  I've seen enough commercial porn to say without any doubt that many of the more popular models with name recognition and long careers have huge protruding labia.

The whole kneejerk blame it on porn thing is a really lame angle to take.  It's an appeal to the oversensitive PC crowd and feminized men afraid of porn,and makes this empowerment movement lose what little sympathy it may have otherwise had.


I had the same thought. I can only assume these women haven't seen a lot of porn.
 
2013-02-17 09:32:16 PM  

WhippingBoy: radiobiz: Err hang up. Autocorrect or Freudian slip. You decide.

That was... that was beautiful...


Sadly,  radiobiz said the women  hadn'thad hangouts, so I won't be circling him on G+ as fast as I can...
 
2013-02-17 09:56:52 PM  
So does this mean that somewhere out there that there's a labia-full Barbie?
 
2013-02-17 10:15:42 PM  

WhippingBoy: So does this mean that somewhere out there that there's a labia-full Barbie?


On the Island of Rejected Special-Edition Barbies?
 
2013-02-17 10:17:46 PM  

WhippingBoy: So does this mean that somewhere out there that there's a labia-full Barbie?


I think the words you want is Anatomically correct Barbies

and probably
 
2013-02-17 10:19:30 PM  
Hey, I'm sure there's lots of teenage boys and young guys who have only seen modern porn who expect girls to look like Real Dolls down there. Just because a bunch of old dudes are like "I like dem womens all flappy and furry and cone boobed like the good old days" doesn't mean all the young dudes aren't like "Boobs should be perfectly spherical and ladybits look just like a Fleshlight and women only grow hair on their head".
 
2013-02-17 10:29:40 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfeed.com
 
2013-02-17 11:20:28 PM  
Genitals aren't for looking at.

/'cause they're all ugly.
 
2013-02-18 01:41:02 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 08:55:58 AM  

studebaker hoch: [24.media.tumblr.com image 382x400]

What the hell is that?

 
2013-02-18 09:15:42 AM  

HotWingAgenda: alienated: ugly, like an open wound

Is that where "hatchet wound" comes from?

/I miss going to see the chicks on my campus perform the Vagina Monologues in college


Me too. Also, don't forget the Penis Ponderings.
 
2013-02-18 09:33:56 AM  

Max Awesome: Genitals aren't for looking at.

/'cause they're all ugly.


Yep, we got the "last chicken in the shop" look for the manly bits.
 
2013-02-18 09:36:23 AM  
 
2013-02-18 09:45:45 AM  

Bell-fan: rocky_howard: How much you wanna bet most of these protesters have piercings and/or tattoos.

This is why I can never take these people seriously.

One body modification is fine but another is completely wrong just because it falls on the opposite sociopolitical spectrum?

Not that conservatives are any better. I despise "tradition" as much as you can despise something.

Dude, you do know that for the most part "tradition" came about because there was a need for something. People didn't generally create traditions for no reason. Yes, there are some that are batshiat nutso. But then there are ones like medicine. You know, a lot of the folk remedies that work became traditions because... they work. In fact frequently if you just discard traditions because you don't understand them... you are frequently throwing away valuable things.

Take honey in wounds for example. http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=50608  For centuries people would pack wounds with honey because it was a traditional remedy for a deep or life threatening wound. Then modern western medicine said "we see no value for this because we can't explain why it works. So we're discarding this tradition. And our more costly antibiotic dressings are better... ummm sometimes."  Recently it's been re-discovered as a treatment because of research into old TRADITIONAL practices. They found that honey in wounds can speed healing, remove the need for antibiotics, or even cure wounds that modern treatments can't. Why? Well, they're still trying to figure it out, but so far they've found that in part it's because the honey forms a sterile environment. Bacteria simply can't live in the ridiculously high sugar content of honey, also the honey releases minute and consistent amounts of hydrogen peroxide into the wound as well as proteins that have been found to speed healing and promote good tissue growth.

But because people threw out a tradition that they didn't take the time to consider for value ...


I agree. Forgot to specify that I accept traditions based on facts, just despise traditions for the sake of traditions.
 
2013-02-18 11:38:50 AM  
Nurglitch

What the hell is that?

I'm pretty sure that's one of the sorority chicks from Jersey Shore.  And she likes you!  Or it could also be a sea turtle that feeds exclusively on jellyfish, dunno.  Those species look almost exactly the same.
 
2013-02-18 12:06:00 PM  

dbirchall: [s3-ak.buzzfeed.com image 500x727]


Eye see what you did there.
 
2013-02-18 03:00:10 PM  
To be fair, the "Ken" look is also labia-free.
 
2013-02-18 03:50:56 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-02-19 04:09:52 AM  
In high school, back in the 90's, a friend told me about how he had sex with this girl.  He complained that her labia "stuck out".  I thought, "isn't it supposed to?"  I forget if I actually said anything.  Anyway, my point is, I fear for humanity...  Too many people (men AND women) think anyone who doesn't look like a comic-book character or magazine cover is "ugly".  Women are probably worse actually... I remember a survey that showed that women rate 80% of men as "below average" in attractiveness.
 
2013-02-19 01:44:06 PM  
Ladies, as long as those protruding labia aren't disguising some goddamn TEETH, 99.4% of guys don't give a fark.

As an aside, my girlfriend has brought up her labia a couple of times.  It goes like this:

Her:  My vagina's ugly - it's all hanging down.
Me:  Is it getting farked and licked on a regular basis?
Her:  Well, yeah...
Me:  Then it must not be too horrible, right?

\chicks love to invent problems...
 
2013-02-19 09:20:05 PM  

CheekyMonkey: Ladies, as long as those protruding labia aren't disguising some goddamn TEETH, 99.4% of guys don't give a fark.


If there  are teeth, it drops to 99.3%, right?
 
2013-02-20 01:47:10 AM  

FunkOut: Hey, I'm sure there's lots of teenage boys and young guys who have only seen modern porn who expect girls to look like Real Dolls down there. Just because a bunch of old dudes are like "I like dem womens all flappy and furry and cone boobed like the good old days" doesn't mean all the young dudes aren't like "Boobs should be perfectly spherical and ladybits look just like a Fleshlight and women only grow hair on their head".


Well aren't those dunces in for a surprise. Looks like they can keep jacking off to their real dolls. Or you kbow , have sex with actual women.
 
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