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2013-02-17 02:43:46 AM

doglover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
 
2013-02-17 02:46:25 AM

GranoblasticMan: doglover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 528x384]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!


That's what you call YOUR penis too!?
 
2013-02-17 02:51:54 AM

doglover: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....


[Clara'sOctopussoire]

Better w/ Music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPNXVEVxRE

/Unplugged version, yes.
 
2013-02-17 03:08:20 AM
divabetic.files.wordpress.com

/too subtle?
 
2013-02-17 03:11:58 AM
Oh yes, there's an opposition

Good. Most vaginas are pretty. I remember reading the Hite Report in the late 70's about how some women felt that theirs was ugly, like an open wound, etc. and it made me, to this day, wonder why.
And there was a magazine in the 90s called lips, for labia lovers. I am not making that up.
 
2013-02-17 03:13:44 AM
 
2013-02-17 04:00:23 AM
This was never a problem until you girls started shaving down there and seeing for yourselves.  For generations men went down on women and not once complained that the labia was just too unappealing.  We were just happy to have someone let us pleasure them.  The hair we picked from our teeth afterward were trophies proudly displayed to all.
.
 
2013-02-17 04:02:20 AM

alienated: ugly, like an open wound


Is that where "hatchet wound" comes from?

/I miss going to see the chicks on my campus perform the Vagina Monologues in college
 
2013-02-17 04:03:20 AM
A vagina needs a little bit of disarray to look its best. Which isn't to say that if you naturally have a clamshell you should freak out about it. I might prefer some visible labia, but, being a guy, I really don't care. None of us do. And if you have hang-ups about the presentation of your lady bits, you need to find better things to worry about.
 
2013-02-17 04:05:58 AM
Salon is trying to out Onion the Onion.
 
2013-02-17 04:09:02 AM
I find labia far less disturbing than this story being on the geek tab.

Devils advocate: fair is fair. Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?

Stop advocating the genital mutilation of millions of men and I might care about your flappy labial insecurity.
 
2013-02-17 04:19:51 AM

neongoats: I find labia far less disturbing than this story being on the geek tab.


Yeah, I was kinda wondering how this fit in the "Geek" tab, myself...
 
2013-02-17 04:30:09 AM

neongoats: he genital mutilation of millions of men


oh shut up
 
2013-02-17 04:33:51 AM
if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag
 
2013-02-17 04:44:16 AM

ultraholland: This all smacks of insecurity.


vanity, insecurity. sad how many women are so self-involved.
 
2013-02-17 05:08:44 AM

neongoats: Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?


because one seconds thought would tell you men don't vastly prefer "prettied up labia".

neongoats: the genital mutilation of millions of men


boring troll is now boring.
 
2013-02-17 05:10:06 AM
If my woman has hanging lips, it's just more for my lips to love. Ladies, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Pretty it up all you like, guys will appreciate it but really, surgery has its risks and I shudder at someone putting themselves under the knife unless they have serious problems such as needing SRS or sustaining a major injury.
 
2013-02-17 05:14:39 AM

log_jammin: neongoats: Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?

because one seconds thought would tell you men don't vastly prefer "prettied up labia".


And? Is there a point attached to that troll, or are you just being contrary again.
 
2013-02-17 05:26:15 AM

neongoats: Devils advocate: fair is fair. Myopic American Women vastly prefer cut cock. Why is that just fine and dandy, but prettying up the labia isn't?

Stop advocating the genital mutilation of millions of men and I might care about your flappy labial insecurity.


FTFY.
 
2013-02-17 05:31:17 AM

neongoats: Is there a point attached to that troll, or are you just being contrary again.


you're projecting.


You started your comment with "Women vastly prefer cut cock." which is 100% irrelevant as to whether "prettying up the labia" is or isn't "just fine and dandy". especially since most of the comments on the "prettying up the labia " topic have been indifferent or claim it's sill or unnecessary. but very few have said it isn't ok. You constructed a very poor strawman. sorry that pointing it out burst your delicate sensibilities.
 
2013-02-17 05:32:56 AM

Der Poopflinger: if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag


Also, if a woman can`t be with you because of your cock then forget that gal and move on to someone who`s less of a douche bag.

Which is of course moot because they have decided not to be with you but whatever makes you feel like you were in charge of the situation!
 
2013-02-17 05:35:03 AM
Men prefer vaginas that look good to them compared to vaginas that do not look good to them.

seems pretty obvious to me.
 
2013-02-17 05:36:54 AM

dready zim: Men prefer vaginas that look good to them compared to vaginas that do not look good to them.

are warm, wet and don't stink.

FTFY.
 
2013-02-17 05:39:17 AM
Be happy about what you've got. As long as you have good hygiene  no guy should ever complain. If they do: they're not worth your time. It's never crossed my mind to even consider the  size of a woman's labia as a a criterion for her vagina's nuzzleability.
 
2013-02-17 05:40:53 AM
Is it all of a sudden misogynistic to prefer vag to look a certain way? Oh noes, men have preferences.
 
2013-02-17 05:44:21 AM
You can't compare circumcision to vaginoplasty. One is done to small children against their will, one is chosen by women with low self esteem.

/I'm fine with my circumcision...but I'm also a Jew.
 
2013-02-17 06:25:20 AM
As someone who has sex with older women I'm getting a kick out of this.

Also...

Johnson?
 
2013-02-17 06:33:24 AM

doglover: As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances,



True

/I'm sorry
 
2013-02-17 06:34:55 AM
Meh.  I'll say it.  There are ugly penises and there are ugly coonts.  90% of the people who worry about it or get surgery don't qualify, but they most certainly do exist.
 
2013-02-17 06:35:13 AM

illannoyin: doglover: As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances,


True

/I'm sorry


www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-02-17 06:42:13 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-17 07:15:23 AM
Instantly thought of this guy after reading the article...
i718.photobucket.com
/hot
//like a mugwomp
 
2013-02-17 07:50:06 AM
i like long lips... they look sexy hanging out, the fill your mouth when you're giving oral, and they feel good wrapped around you during penetration.

real women have outies
 
2013-02-17 07:52:17 AM
Having a preference makes someone an asshole now? Fine, go screw a toothless midget amputee albino you hypocrite.
 
2013-02-17 08:08:30 AM
Whatever vagina you got is the one you should be proud of.  Personally, I love some nice inner labia to slurp on.  Think Japanese noodles.
 
2013-02-17 08:23:12 AM
prefer real. either way.
 
2013-02-17 08:37:32 AM
friendfortheride.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-17 08:55:10 AM
i02.i.aliimg.com
 
2013-02-17 09:19:05 AM
FTFA: Porn is commonly fingered as a culprit on these sites

Oh yeah, baby
 
2013-02-17 09:22:45 AM
GIS for "labia stretching" produced this. I farking laughed....

robertegert.com
 
2013-02-17 09:40:18 AM
If you are woman:

Whatever shape your p*ssy is, I'll f*ck!
 
2013-02-17 09:45:00 AM

SnarfVader: Wait. I thought the "C-word" made women mad. Now there's a website called Courageous coonts? I'm so confused.


It's like the N-word. It's ok when black people say it, but not ok when white people say it.
 
2013-02-17 09:47:02 AM
If they're big enough to support a lip plate, I'm out.
 
2013-02-17 10:03:30 AM

LordJiro: I thought the 'Barbie' look was no genitalia whatsoever.


You can still grind against the area and get off just fine
 
2013-02-17 10:20:22 AM

RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.


Mostly plastic surgeons that make a shait load of money convincing women that men actually care about the shape of the labia when the fact is that men only care about is if it's warm and moist.
 
2013-02-17 10:22:46 AM

Der Poopflinger: if some dude can't be with you because of your pussy, then forget that guy and move on to some one who's less of a douche bag


I would wager large sums of money that guys do not leave because of the bits, but it's an out the door comment to make them feel bad, and women buy it hook line and sinker.
 
2013-02-17 10:25:38 AM
No lips, no tips.
 
2013-02-17 10:30:12 AM

RodneyToady: God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.


The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.


I didn't realize The Onion wrote non-fiction as well.
 
2013-02-17 10:30:58 AM

ramblinwreck: RodneyToady: God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.


The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.

I didn't realize The Onion wrote non-fiction as well.


*correction: should be "published," not "wrote."
 
2013-02-17 10:33:49 AM

ramblinwreck: ramblinwreck: RodneyToady: God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.


The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.

I didn't realize The Onion wrote non-fiction as well.

*correction: should be "published," not "wrote."


It kinda turns into non-fiction after a while. like honey turning into that hard sugary stuff.
 
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