Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

Fark off.  If you don't fall within at least minimum acceptable range on my scientifically precise labiometer, you can GTFO.

RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

Another worries that she's lost lovers in the past because "they all thought my vagina was weird."

Stop having sex with assholes.

quatchi: FTA: A recent article in Guernica on a California urogynecologist who claimed that his "most requested surgical procedure is the Barbie: a procedure that excises the entire labia minora," which "results in a 'clamshell' aesthetic."

Not touching that line.

That'd be this Fark story from a month ago, yup.

No pics?

Outies are kind of nasty looking most times.

Popcorn Johnny: Outies are kind of nasty looking most times.

Yeah, but if you make it that far, are you really going to pack up and leave?

It's like making it 4/5 the way up Everest and deciding to turn around because of all the clutter and rocks and snow.

What part of "bumpin' uglies" do these people not understand?

Nothin' wrong with a big old floppy vagina.

ladies....you know how you tell us that size doesn't matter even though it really does? well this is kinda the same thing. as long as your parts are functional and well cared for, we don't care about what it looks like. The only difference is, we really mean it and aren't just trying to make you feel better.

I think I linked to this Wiki page from the "Barbie" thread.  But it's boring and work-safe, and has far less content than the obviously named, not-so-safe, what-has-been-seen-cannot-be-unseen www.labiastretching.com.

fta Labiaplasty is a common call-to-arms

They're doing it wrong

Vaginas are like flowers...I want to stick my dick in them...Wait, No, I mean they're all beautiful in their own way.

Personally that 'clamshell' thing is creepy as all get out. It's not only unnatural, it looks too pre-pubescent.

/I like big lips and I can not lie.

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: doglover: RodneyToady: Are there really that many guys who have strong preferences in labia size and shape?  This never even occurred to me.

I think most guys' preference is the vagina their penis is in. Or at least the one it will be in by spending the least time, money, and effort. Women don't understand or care how little attention men pay to trivial things like ... everything but basic hygiene and saying "Yes." As long as you don't smell and are receptive to his advances, you could have lips down to your knees and a gentleman will never give you any grief. Make up, nails, labia reconstruction: that's by women for women.

I'm having the weirdest boner right now....

DigitalCoffee: These women are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in trying to come up with yet another 'first world' problem that they can obsess about.

The practice of labia stretching has been around in the third world a lot longer than there's  been a first world...

Ladies, have your seen a guy's dangly bits? If we're fine with that, we're fine with whatever you've got going on. Trust me.

rocky_howard: How much you wanna bet most of these protesters have piercings and/or tattoos.

This is why I can never take these people seriously.

One body modification is fine but another is completely wrong just because it falls on the opposite sociopolitical spectrum?

Not that conservatives are any better. I despise "tradition" as much as you can despise something.

10/10

/Not sure if postmodern Firebagger asshole.

robohobo:

Great, now I'm horny AND hungry!

God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.
Jesus Christ. Shut the fark up. It's other women talking shiat to you, not us.

This.

Although there is are some flat out ugly coonts out there.

God-is-a-Taco: Women will find a way to feel "empowered" by anything.


The Onion covered this almost exactly one decade ago.

SpaceBison: I've got a sudden hankering for Arbys.

fish tacos for me.

log_jammin: SpaceBison: I've got a sudden hankering for Arbys.

fish tacos for me.

SnarfVader: Wait. I thought the "C-word" made women mad. Now there's a website called Courageous coonts? I'm so confused.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say its one of those 'attempt to take back a word to make it our own so it can't hurt us' kinda thing?

/Like the n-word, maybe?