FARK.com: (7596881) Enough is enough, I have had it with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane

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		Enough is enough, I have had it with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane (cnews.canoe.ca)		10
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robohobo		2013-02-17 04:58:22 AM

2 votes:

bookelly: In the catering biz it's called "carpet bombing". When you walk amongst the tables rapidly whilst breaking wind. So nobody can pin it on you.

It's quite fun.

I've heard it as 'crop dusting'.

Brick-House		2013-02-17 10:55:20 AM

1 votes:

I can tolerate the farts, but for everyone's sake, please be sure that's what you're going to do...

laughtrip.phantommaelstrom.com

sanriosucks		2013-02-17 05:15:20 AM

1 votes:

I'm convinced that 1) the background noise of two or four jet engines a few yards away and a fuselage hurdling through the wind cover up all but the most prideful evacuations and 2) down by your feet is the air exchange which sucks up most smells immediately.
I've flown a lot and can only think of a couple of times I've either heard or smelled some obvious ass drop. This includes the hundreds of times I've farted. This has to be design, as there is no way they could have overlooked that people were going to spend hours in a tube with other people, and most of those people were going to fart.

BillaBong		2013-02-17 04:57:13 AM

1 votes:

I'm 'bout to open some farkin' windows.

bookelly		2013-02-17 04:56:52 AM

1 votes:

In the catering biz it's called "carpet bombing". When you walk amongst the tables rapidly whilst breaking wind. So nobody can pin it on you.

It's quite fun.

KrispyKritter		2013-02-17 04:34:33 AM

1 votes:

Flatulence is as natural as sneezing, burping, coughing and all the other bodily expulsions. Mankind's penchant for civilized good manners sometimes foolishly ignores the demands of Mother Nature.

Yogimus		2013-02-17 04:25:48 AM

1 votes:

Or the idiot bathed in AXE body spray, or the "woman" wearing the latest scent from the "hilton" or "kardashian" collection.

FNG		2013-02-17 02:35:38 AM

1 votes:

A brief squeeze out is a lot better than the permanent BO, or the lingering fumes of the nasty food eater sitting next to you.

some_beer_drinker		2013-02-17 01:39:35 AM

1 votes:

Lsherm: I fart on planes all the time. All you have to do is look at someone sitting next to you with a "WTF?" look and it's all good.

dont be ashamed. fart loud, fart proud.