bookelly: In the catering biz it's called "carpet bombing". When you walk amongst the tables rapidly whilst breaking wind. So nobody can pin it on you.It's quite fun.
Lsherm: I fart on planes all the time. All you have to do is look at someone sitting next to you with a "WTF?" look and it's all good.
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