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(NPR)   The long, storied tradition of the Baby Dolls, a group of women who dress up in doll-like outfits and wear clown makeup   (npr.org) divider line 130
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2013-02-17 01:07:59 AM
What the hell just happened to the mobile site?!
 
2013-02-17 01:15:45 AM
Some rejected auditions for the Baby Dolls just went back to their cribs.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-02-17 01:16:09 AM
Baby doll thread in 3,2,1...
 
2013-02-17 01:16:17 AM
Once riding in old Baltimore, 
    Heart-filled, head-filled with glee, 
I saw a Baltimorean 
    Keep looking straight at me.

Now I was eight and very small, 
    And he was no whit bigger, 
And so I smiled, but he poked out 
    His tongue, and called me, "Baby Doll."

I saw the whole of Baltimore 
    From May until December; 
Of all the things that happened there 
    That's all that I remember.

                - Countee Cullen
 
2013-02-17 01:22:55 AM
You sure those are women?

/ FSM, if I had thighs that size I wouldn't show my face in public either.
 
2013-02-17 01:25:04 AM
Oddly, this isn't very hot.
 
2013-02-17 01:25:21 AM
Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.
 
2013-02-17 01:26:36 AM

gunsmack: You sure those are women?

/ FSM, if I had thighs that size I wouldn't show my face in public either.


Nice. Lets start bagging on Asians and their eyeballs now.
 
2013-02-17 01:29:03 AM
Baby Doll: Dee Dee Ramone, with Deborah Harry on backing vocals.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-17 01:30:16 AM
There's some people in Japan fapping to this SO hard right now...
 
2013-02-17 01:30:41 AM
I thought they looked alright.  *shrug*  I don't care for the makeup and costume, but they don't seem all that physically unattractive to me.
 
2013-02-17 01:31:00 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Some rejected auditions for the Baby Dolls just went back to their cribs.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]


Jesus that is creepy
 
2013-02-17 01:31:15 AM

Dadoody: gunsmack: You sure those are women?

/ FSM, if I had thighs that size I wouldn't show my face in public either.

Nice. Lets start bagging on Asians and their eyeballs now.


Racist much?
 
2013-02-17 01:37:24 AM
Um

I heard "baby dolls" and my mind went straight to EGL.

I will now attempt to steer this thread toward the proper direction.

24.media.tumblr.com
i42.photobucket.com
24.media.tumblr.com
s3images.coroflot.com
fc06.deviantart.net

// my work here is done
 
2013-02-17 01:40:33 AM

lordargent: Um

I heard "baby dolls" and my mind went straight to EGL.

I will now attempt to steer this thread toward the proper direction.







// my work here is done


Now THAT is how I expected this thread to go!

/I prefer latex/leather type goths, but I'm not going to complain.
//Give that fan a contract!
 
2013-02-17 01:41:00 AM

megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.


Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant
 
2013-02-17 01:42:24 AM
You sure that's not a publicity shot from "The Warriors"?
 
2013-02-17 01:49:25 AM

Dadoody: gunsmack: You sure those are women?

/ FSM, if I had thighs that size I wouldn't show my face in public either.

Nice. Lets start bagging on Asians and their eyeballs now.


Get a green wiith asians in it, then we'll start.

But seriously

So let me get this straight.
Its OK for black people to paint their faces white.
But, it is totally raciast for a white person to paint their faces black.
Ok, got it. ;|
 
2013-02-17 01:50:04 AM

GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant


I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*
 
2013-02-17 01:52:53 AM

DownDaRiver: Get a green wiith asians in it, then we'll start.

But seriously

So let me get this straight.
Its OK for black people to paint their faces white.
But, it is totally raciast for a white person to paint their faces black.
Ok, got it. ;|
waaah I'm not allowed to be racist

 
2013-02-17 01:53:24 AM
I don't understand, do you pay more, or less than a regular prostitute?
 
2013-02-17 01:56:07 AM

megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*


You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )
zosomoto.tripod.com
 
2013-02-17 01:57:23 AM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 01:58:45 AM
This works...

cdn.indulgy.com

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-17 01:59:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*

You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )


Googling Hot Psychotic Heroin Mime did not the the desired effect even when I fixed the typo.

I have you fav'd in blue! (Most of the other colors are warnings...like a threat level "cyan 3".)
 
2013-02-17 02:01:21 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: DownDaRiver: Get a green wiith asians in it, then we'll start.

But seriously

So let me get this straight.
Its OK for black people to paint their faces white.
But, it is totally raciast for a white person to paint their faces black.
Ok, got it. ;|waaah I'm not allowed to be racist


I don't get it
I didn't see where you were being racist
What are you crying about
 
2013-02-17 02:01:40 AM

lordargent: I heard "baby dolls" and my mind went straight to EGL.


My first thought was about the Ukrainian nut jobs that are trying to look like Barbie and succeeding to a disturbing degree.
Valeria Lukyanova, the living Barbie (right), and Anastasiya Shpagina, the Anime Girl (left). They are scary looking.
img843.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-17 02:05:09 AM

red5ish: lordargent: I heard "baby dolls" and my mind went straight to EGL.

My first thought was about the Ukrainian nut jobs that are trying to look like Barbie and succeeding to a disturbing degree.
Valeria Lukyanova, the living Barbie (right), and Anastasiya Shpagina, the Anime Girl (left). They are scary looking.
[img843.imageshack.us image 640x489]


Not so sure about the rest of you "guys", but I can easily fap to this.
 
2013-02-17 02:05:31 AM

megarian: I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*


You're a freak...

/don't ever change ;)
 
2013-02-17 02:08:09 AM

DownDaRiver: So let me get this straight.
Its OK for black people to paint their faces white.
But, it is totally raciast for a white person to paint their faces black.
Ok, got it. ;|


Okay, I'll bite.  The white people in blackface are doing it to denigrate black people.  This use of whiteface is being used to reference porcelain dolls, not white people. In the same way, a white soldier blackening his face is not being racist, because he isn't trying to mick black people, but not have his face give him away*.  There is such a thing as "context", and "being a racist-ass cracker" is always bad context.

*Though the intermixing of these two ideas of blackface in O Brother, Where Art Thou did lead to some amusing bits
 
2013-02-17 02:08:42 AM

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*

You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )

Googling Hot Psychotic Heroin Mime did not the the desired effect even when I fixed the typo.

I have you fav'd in blue! (Most of the other colors are warnings...like a threat level "cyan 3".)


Oh, well I'm trying to be a bad influence : )
i01.i.aliimg.com
Try dark baby dolls?
 
2013-02-17 02:11:34 AM

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 455x364]


Thats a keeper!
 
2013-02-17 02:12:41 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*

You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )

Googling Hot Psychotic Heroin Mime did not the the desired effect even when I fixed the typo.

I have you fav'd in blue! (Most of the other colors are warnings...like a threat level "cyan 3".)

Oh, well I'm trying to be a bad influence : )

Try dark baby dolls?


*furious bookmarking*
 
2013-02-17 02:17:49 AM
Heh ; )
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-17 02:22:30 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Heh ; )


NOW we're getting somewhere.

/This thread is the opposite of the 'the things I have to put up with' fap meme.
 
2013-02-17 02:23:20 AM

lordargent: Um

I heard "baby dolls" and my mind went straight to EGL.

I will now attempt to steer this thread toward the proper direction.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]
[i42.photobucket.com image 600x902]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 449x700]
[s3images.coroflot.com image 700x467]
[fc06.deviantart.net image 450x673]

// my work here is done


I always preferred this more.

fc02.deviantart.net
fc00.deviantart.net

I own this shirt!
   |
   |
  \/

www.kambriel.com

I guess I always enjoyed looking at and wearing Victorian clothing instead of the Lolita style (which the Japanese strangely attach the Goth logo too, but have seemingly little to none of the dark music, literature, or media that influenced the English/American Goth scenes which spread in similar manners to other places in Europe (including Russia) and the Middle East (there are lots of Goths in Israel!)).  But continue to post away Lolita pics for the Pedobear Fark crowd in here! :)
 
2013-02-17 02:26:13 AM

Smgth: tinfoil-hat maggie: Heh ; )

NOW we're getting somewhere.

/This thread is the opposite of the 'the things I have to put up with' fap meme.


It's the little hawt things that made today fantastic.
 
2013-02-17 02:26:17 AM

phalamir: DownDaRiver: So let me get this straight.
Its OK for black people to paint their faces white.
But, it is totally raciast for a white person to paint their faces black.
Ok, got it. ;|

Okay, I'll bite.  The white people in blackface are doing it to denigrate black people.  This use of whiteface is being used to reference porcelain dolls, not white people. In the same way, a white soldier blackening his face is not being racist, because he isn't trying to mick black people, but not have his face give him away*.  There is such a thing as "context", and "being a racist-ass cracker" is always bad context.

*Though the intermixing of these two ideas of blackface in O Brother, Where Art Thou did lead to some amusing bits


i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 02:27:35 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*

You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )

Googling Hot Psychotic Heroin Mime did not the the desired effect even when I fixed the typo.

I have you fav'd in blue! (Most of the other colors are warnings...like a threat level "cyan 3".)

Oh, well I'm trying to be a bad influence : )
[i01.i.aliimg.com image 500x500]
Try dark baby dolls?


Googled "dark baby dolls" and this was the first image result:

www.boscovs.com

Sorry for making you look at an infant doll while you're fapping, people who came late to the thread!
 
2013-02-17 02:34:30 AM
Heck, here's an whole website of them (SFW)!

http://www.industrialgothic.com/
 
2013-02-17 02:35:04 AM

darwinpolice: Googled "dark baby dolls" and this was the first image result:

Sorry for making you look at an infant doll while you're fapping, people who came late to the thread!


It doesn't matter; it's too late to stop now!
 
2013-02-17 02:37:20 AM

darwinpolice: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*

You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )

Googling Hot Psychotic Heroin Mime did not the the desired effect even when I fixed the typo.

I have you fav'd in blue! (Most of the other colors are warnings...like a threat level "cyan 3".)

Oh, well I'm trying to be a bad influence : )
[i01.i.aliimg.com image 500x500]
Try dark baby dolls?

Googled "dark baby dolls" and this was the first image result:

[www.boscovs.com image 300x300]

Sorry for making you look at an infant doll while you're fapping, people who came late to the thread!


Interesting that wasn't first for me maybe it has something to do with your search history ; )
i00.i.aliimg.com
 
2013-02-17 02:40:05 AM

DownDaRiver: The My Little Pony Killer: DownDaRiver: Get a green wiith asians in it, then we'll start.

But seriously

So let me get this straight.
Its OK for black people to paint their faces white.
But, it is totally raciast for a white person to paint their faces black.
Ok, got it. ;|waaah I'm not allowed to be racist

I don't get it
I didn't see where you were I was being racist
What are you crying about


That's because you're an idiot :)
 
2013-02-17 02:41:52 AM

DownDaRiver: phalamir: DownDaRiver: So let me get this straight.
Its OK for black people to paint their faces white.
But, it is totally raciast for a white person to paint their faces black.
Ok, got it. ;|

Okay, I'll bite.  The white people in blackface are doing it to denigrate black people.  This use of whiteface is being used to reference porcelain dolls, not white people. In the same way, a white soldier blackening his face is not being racist, because he isn't trying to mick black people, but not have his face give him away*.  There is such a thing as "context", and "being a racist-ass cracker" is always bad context.

*Though the intermixing of these two ideas of blackface in O Brother, Where Art Thou did lead to some amusing bits

[i877.photobucket.com image 577x500]


How typical.
 
2013-02-17 02:41:54 AM

darwinpolice: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*

You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )

Googling Hot Psychotic Heroin Mime did not the the desired effect even when I fixed the typo.

I have you fav'd in blue! (Most of the other colors are warnings...like a threat level "cyan 3".)

Oh, well I'm trying to be a bad influence : )
[i01.i.aliimg.com image 500x500]
Try dark baby dolls?

Googled "dark baby dolls" and this was the first image result:



Sorry for making you look at an infant doll while you're fapping, people who came late to the thread!


Your Google filter... It's PG13 and a little racist?

Or you are into an entirely different kind of weird shiat... But hey, it's all good.
 
2013-02-17 02:43:30 AM

darwinpolice: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: GranoblasticMan: megarian: Could be hot...

*clicks*

Nope.

Yeah, I was expecting something more along the lines of lolita fashion, not psychotic mime.

/wait, I think "psychotic mime" was redundant

I like creepy things. Creepy things are hot. This link seemed like a sure thing...

Now I'm upset and confused and have to google weird stuff on the Internet myself.

*Googles "hot psychotic mime"*

You're becoming one of my new heroines ; )

Googling Hot Psychotic Heroin Mime did not the the desired effect even when I fixed the typo.

I have you fav'd in blue! (Most of the other colors are warnings...like a threat level "cyan 3".)

Oh, well I'm trying to be a bad influence : )
[i01.i.aliimg.com image 500x500]
Try dark baby dolls?

Googled "dark baby dolls" and this was the first image result:



Sorry for making you look at an infant doll while you're fapping, people who came late to the thread!


Great, now we're ALL pedophiles! Thanks a lot!

/That's how pedophilia works right? If you see a pic of a baby while you're sexually aroused you become one?
//More hot goth dolls, less doll dolls!
 
2013-02-17 02:43:32 AM

darwinpolice: Sorry for making you look at an infant doll while you're fapping, people who came late to the thread!


twittertrendsdepressme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-17 02:45:05 AM

Relatively Obscure: I thought they looked alright.  *shrug*  I don't care for the makeup and costume, but they don't seem all that physically unattractive to me.


This is Fark. Everyone is ugly and I stopped liking your favorite band two albums ago.
 
2013-02-17 02:46:02 AM

LDM90: Relatively Obscure: I thought they looked alright.  *shrug*  I don't care for the makeup and costume, but they don't seem all that physically unattractive to me.

This is Fark. Everyone is ugly and I stopped liking your favorite band two albums ago.


F*ck you, I stopped liking my favorite band before they released their first album!
 
2013-02-17 02:54:13 AM

GranoblasticMan: LDM90: Relatively Obscure: I thought they looked alright.  *shrug*  I don't care for the makeup and costume, but they don't seem all that physically unattractive to me.

This is Fark. Everyone is ugly and I stopped liking your favorite band two albums ago.

F*ck you, I stopped liking my favorite band before they released their first album!


You know that's actually true for me I saw a few bands when they were hitting clubs back in the day and then hear their albums after release and realize wow they suck. Weazer stands out for some reason : )
 
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