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2013-02-16 10:29:52 PM

ultraholland: TomD9938: Nice touch.

I also like the sad T2 music when his health drops below 50%


The little buckets of chicken for health was a nice touch also.
 
2013-02-16 10:30:00 PM
Don't get me wrong, he's not a "hero" for me. He's an asshole who needlessly murdered people. However, he could have been important in shedding a lot of light on the LAPD or even police corruption in general if he would have went the media route.

I know that some want to make light of tragic events just for sheer shock value. It gets them attention. But, one thing I'm gleaning from this case is that many people actually do feel like this guy is a hero. Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.
 
2013-02-16 10:31:16 PM

Amos Quito: Doktor_Zhivago: /Where's Wayne LaPenishead to blame Chocolate Rambo's rampage on this videogame instead of the actual piece of machinery that gave a man the capability to make all this to happen?


"machinery"? the LAPD?

[clarification needed]


Machinery: pieces of material, usually metal, that function together to make a machine. Possibly an assemblage of metal that takes a small self contained projectile and inserts it into a metal tube before activating an explosive charge inside that projectile. A small piece of said projectile is then expelled down the metal tube at high velocity. This metal tube may contain twisting grooves in order to facilitate the flight of said small piece of projectile. There is a smaller tube at the end of the larger tube that collects some remnants of the explosive gases produced by the detonation of the explosive charge. This gas drives a small piston inside the smaller tube. This piston provides leverage by which the remaining piece of the projectile is expelled from the larger tube and another self contained projectile is driven upward into the now empty larger tube in order to begin the process over it. Some of these machines are capable of doing this hundreds if not thousands of times per minute depending upon their design.

Did that explain it well enough?
 
2013-02-16 10:31:34 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Linked from this article

Just scroll down a little.


Zip file. Windows only. Pretty dull.
 
2013-02-16 10:32:13 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.


Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.
 
2013-02-16 10:32:25 PM
cowgirl toffee: The little buckets of chicken for health was a nice touch also.

Yeah, I'm not really seeing any problems here other than a lack of levels and weapon options.
 
2013-02-16 10:33:30 PM
ANGRY BIRD DORNER
Always after the piggies
 
2013-02-16 10:35:04 PM

ultraholland: cowgirl toffee: The little buckets of chicken for health was a nice touch also.

Yeah, I'm not really seeing any problems here other than a lack of levels and weapon options.


I can't stand the soundtrack. It's like an ear-worm. I'll be singing that catchy little tune when I'm driving home... for the next week.
 
2013-02-16 10:36:19 PM

Popcorn Johnny: /b/ brings the lulz once again.


No, it's probably /v/. /b/ is a shiathole now, most people left for other boards like /v/, /a/, /co/ in an attempt to get away from the edgy teens who still post on /b/.
 
2013-02-16 10:36:22 PM

cowgirl toffee: ultraholland: TomD9938: Nice touch.

I also like the sad T2 music when his health drops below 50%

The little buckets of chicken for health was a nice touch also.


I laughed way to hard at that, and now I feel like a bad person.

/I also want some KFC.
 
2013-02-16 10:36:32 PM

strutin: DoctorCal: Lsherm: It's OK, he's an hero.

Fixed

Only if you're british and/or use a silent "h"

"an 'ero"  "An 'orrific"
"a hero" "a horrific"

http://public. wsu.edu/~brians/errors/anhistoric.html


"an hero" is a meme. Years ago some 11 or so year old kid was listening to his iPod and didn't hear (nor apparently see) an incoming bus. He gets hit and killed and his friends set up a memorial Facebook page. /b/ quickly got wind of it and were shiatposting the Facebook page. One of his friends was angry and told everyone to lay off and that his friend was "an hero." This created even more laughs and the the trolling intensified.

It was quite hilarious.
 
2013-02-16 10:37:21 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Amos Quito: Doktor_Zhivago: /Where's Wayne LaPenishead to blame Chocolate Rambo's rampage on this videogame instead of the actual piece of machinery that gave a man the capability to make all this to happen?


"machinery"? the LAPD?

[clarification needed]

Machinery: pieces of material, usually metal, that function together to make a machine. Possibly an assemblage of metal that takes a small self contained projectile and inserts it into a metal tube before activating an explosive charge inside that projectile. A small piece of said projectile is then expelled down the metal tube at high velocity. This metal tube may contain twisting grooves in order to facilitate the flight of said small piece of projectile. There is a smaller tube at the end of the larger tube that collects some remnants of the explosive gases produced by the detonation of the explosive charge. This gas drives a small piston inside the smaller tube. This piston provides leverage by which the remaining piece of the projectile is expelled from the larger tube and another self contained projectile is driven upward into the now empty larger tube in order to begin the process over it. Some of these machines are capable of doing this hundreds if not thousands of times per minute depending upon their design.

Did that explain it well enough?



Oh, you're blaming the guns.

In that case I'm sure you'll enjoy this.

Listen to all the bang bangs!
 
2013-02-16 10:37:33 PM

DoomPaul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHD1ppDsOVo

Video from the game, possibly not work safe.


As a brother (believe it or not), I wasn't put off by the "n*g*er, n*g*er phrases throughout the clip. It sort of gives the game some credibility/realism. And yeah, the Charlie Sheen pic was a nice touch.

/I'll be in the back of the bus...
 
2013-02-16 10:38:09 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.


The only thing I wonder about those morons is if they just ignore the fact that he shot two innocent civilians dead or if they think that simply being related to a cop is reason enough to be murdered in cold blood.

Also, I'm not running an executable from 4chan, thanks. I'll just reinstall Vice City and wait for the mod.
 
2013-02-16 10:38:44 PM

doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.


That's a ludicrous response. That's not even remotely what he was saying.

Just because someone is insane doesn't mean they didn't have something to say. KDW said the guy was wrong to do what he did, that's the OPPOSITE of sympathizing.

You want to throw the baby out with the bath water. We can't safely ignore everyone because we don't agree with their methods.
 
2013-02-16 10:39:49 PM

doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.


That was a nice try at false equivocation.

Just because you believe that there's some universal understanding of right and wrong doesn't mean that it's true and just because I don't believe that same thing doesn't make me a "sympathizer". Trying to form an understanding of something is intelligent. It doesn't mean that you won't ultimately come to the very same conclusion as the "Al Qaeda attacked us, let's invade Iraq" crowd, but at least you actually gave it some critical thought.
 
2013-02-16 10:39:52 PM

Smgth: doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.

That's a ludicrous response. That's not even remotely what he was saying.

Just because someone is insane doesn't mean they didn't have something to say. KDW said the guy was wrong to do what he did, that's the OPPOSITE of sympathizing.

You want to throw the baby out with the bath water. We can't safely ignore everyone because we don't agree with their methods.


You completely missed my point.  I was agreeing with him.
 
2013-02-16 10:40:08 PM

shokokuphoenix: cowgirl toffee: ultraholland: TomD9938: ..

/I also want some KFC.


Extra crispy... just like Dorner.   :P
 
2013-02-16 10:40:41 PM

cowgirl toffee: Gawd. What a cheap soundtrack.


It was actually taken verbatim from Romney's concession speech.
 
2013-02-16 10:42:24 PM

doyner: Smgth: doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.

That's a ludicrous response. That's not even remotely what he was saying.

Just because someone is insane doesn't mean they didn't have something to say. KDW said the guy was wrong to do what he did, that's the OPPOSITE of sympathizing.

You want to throw the baby out with the bath water. We can't safely ignore everyone because we don't agree with their methods.

You completely missed my point.  I was agreeing with him.


If you say so...looks more like you called him a terrorist sympathizer.

Neither he nor I managed to get your 'point'.

/Maybe it's not us...
 
2013-02-16 10:44:46 PM

Rufus Lee King: Gosh, I'm sorry about the whole thing with him. You FARK types lost a hero, didn't you?


I'll be honest with you since you don't know me.

But I cheered a little. I like chaos. I didn't know those people he killed, so I wasn't emotionally effected. I think he had good reason to be pissed and he did what I believe alot of people would do if they were in his position and were honest about their true nature.

But I am but one man who would not allow himself to be put in the situation Dorner put himself in.
 
2013-02-16 10:45:13 PM

Smgth: doyner: Smgth: doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.

That's a ludicrous response. That's not even remotely what he was saying.

Just because someone is insane doesn't mean they didn't have something to say. KDW said the guy was wrong to do what he did, that's the OPPOSITE of sympathizing.

You want to throw the baby out with the bath water. We can't safely ignore everyone because we don't agree with their methods.

You completely missed my point.  I was agreeing with him.

If you say so...looks more like you called him a terrorist sympathizer.

Neither he nor I managed to get your 'point'.

/Maybe it's not us...


The comment I quoted was the part where he said he disagreed with Dorner but thought his claims warranted inspection.  I was implying that those with something to fear, or who are incapable of objectivity label folks with that sentiment a sympathizer.

Jesus, lighten up.
 
2013-02-16 10:45:15 PM
I saw this on reddit like a week ago.
 
2013-02-16 10:45:39 PM
Thing is... if you've got evidence to bring misery down on the LAPD then they're going to kill you whether you go to the media or not.
 
2013-02-16 10:45:57 PM
It's kind of funny that people are freaking out about this. It's not like it's the first video game where you shoot police, and a lot of those are extremely popular triple-A releases.
 
2013-02-16 10:46:22 PM

DoomPaul: strutin: DoctorCal: Lsherm: It's OK, he's an hero.

Fixed

Only if you're british and/or use a silent "h"

"an 'ero"  "An 'orrific"
"a hero" "a horrific"

http://public. wsu.edu/~brians/errors/anhistoric.html

"an hero" is a meme. Years ago some 11 or so year old kid was listening to his iPod and didn't hear (nor apparently see) an incoming bus. He gets hit and killed and his friends set up a memorial Facebook page. /b/ quickly got wind of it and were shiatposting the Facebook page. One of his friends was angry and told everyone to lay off and that his friend was "an hero." This created even more laughs and the the trolling intensified.

It was quite hilarious.


Is this like when Hawkeye's brain tricked him into thinking that woman smothered a chicken, because he couldn't cope with the idea that she smothered her own baby?
 
2013-02-16 10:46:47 PM

libranoelrose: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You would think that maybe this would give the police pause to consider, 'why are we so hated by the general public? '.

But probably not.

Of course not, they've got a great racket going.


Aside from bankers, cops are the only group of people who don't have to worry about the legality of their actions.
 
2013-02-16 10:47:08 PM

Rufus Lee King: Gosh, I'm sorry about the whole thing with him. You FARK types lost a hero, didn't you?


Uh, since you're here that pretty much makes you a "FARK types". Do you feel you lost a hero?
 
2013-02-16 10:47:16 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

The only thing I wonder about those morons is if they just ignore the fact that he shot two innocent civilians dead or if they think that simply being related to a cop is reason enough to be murdered in cold blood.

Also, I'm not running an executable from 4chan, thanks. I'll just reinstall Vice City and wait for the mod.


www.pslweb.org

msnbcmedia.msn.com

Yeah.
 
2013-02-16 10:47:37 PM
It's not a new game and they didn't create anything, they just took Doom and changed a couple images.
 
2013-02-16 10:47:57 PM

Smgth: doyner: Smgth: doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.

That's a ludicrous response. That's not even remotely what he was saying.

Just because someone is insane doesn't mean they didn't have something to say. KDW said the guy was wrong to do what he did, that's the OPPOSITE of sympathizing.

You want to throw the baby out with the bath water. We can't safely ignore everyone because we don't agree with their methods.

You completely missed my point.  I was agreeing with him.

If you say so...looks more like you called him a terrorist sympathizer.

Neither he nor I managed to get your 'point'.

/Maybe it's not us...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
 
2013-02-16 10:49:03 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Rufus Lee King: Gosh, I'm sorry about the whole thing with him. You FARK types lost a hero, didn't you?

Uh, since you're here that pretty much makes you a "FARK types". Do you feel you lost a hero?


Just hold him. It's obvious...he needs a hug.
 
2013-02-16 10:49:08 PM

doyner: Smgth: doyner: Smgth: doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.

That's a ludicrous response. That's not even remotely what he was saying.

Just because someone is insane doesn't mean they didn't have something to say. KDW said the guy was wrong to do what he did, that's the OPPOSITE of sympathizing.

You want to throw the baby out with the bath water. We can't safely ignore everyone because we don't agree with their methods.

You completely missed my point.  I was agreeing with him.

If you say so...looks more like you called him a terrorist sympathizer.

Neither he nor I managed to get your 'point'.

/Maybe it's not us...

The comment I quoted was the part where he said he disagreed with Dorner but thought his claims warranted inspection.  I was implying that those with something to fear, or who are incapable of objectivity label folks with that sentiment a sympathizer.

Jesus, lighten up.


That may have been your implication, but it wasn't even remotely overt.

/Stating someone is a sympathizer does not 'imply' that some people (who aren't you) think this way, for some reason you don't agree with.
//Quite the opposite.
 
2013-02-16 10:50:35 PM

cowgirl toffee: Peter von Nostrand: Rufus Lee King: Gosh, I'm sorry about the whole thing with him. You FARK types lost a hero, didn't you?

Uh, since you're here that pretty much makes you a "FARK types". Do you feel you lost a hero?

Just hold him. It's obvious...he needs a hug.


And maybe a Junior Mint, because hey, who turns down a Junior Mint?
 
2013-02-16 10:50:52 PM
Awesome
 
2013-02-16 10:51:03 PM

Smgth: That may have been your implication, but it wasn't even remotely overt.

/Stating someone is a sympathizer does not 'imply' that some people (who aren't you) think this way, for some reason you don't agree with.
//Quite the opposite.


Meh.  I didn't think I had much of a reputation around here for being rude or trolly, but one never really knows.
 
2013-02-16 10:51:48 PM
The game is pretty tough even on 'virgin white ass' mode.

Arnold is the main boss at the end and when he comes out the theme music for Terminator starts playing.
 
2013-02-16 10:52:11 PM

justoneznot: It's not a new game and they didn't create anything, they just took Doom and changed a couple images.


Yes, it's Doom.  They changed only 2 images.
 
2013-02-16 10:52:29 PM

Martman888: Smgth: doyner: Smgth: doyner: KiwDaWabbit: Although I feel they're mistaken, I still think it should be examined why.

Which makes you a sympathizer just like those who are actually interested in the motives of Bin Laden.

That's a ludicrous response. That's not even remotely what he was saying.

Just because someone is insane doesn't mean they didn't have something to say. KDW said the guy was wrong to do what he did, that's the OPPOSITE of sympathizing.

You want to throw the baby out with the bath water. We can't safely ignore everyone because we don't agree with their methods.

You completely missed my point.  I was agreeing with him.

If you say so...looks more like you called him a terrorist sympathizer.

Neither he nor I managed to get your 'point'.

/Maybe it's not us...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law


Yeah, I thought about citing that, but then I thought he wasn't making a parody, per se. He was trying to make a point.

/Too subtle a difference?
 
2013-02-16 10:54:54 PM
.

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Also, I'm not running an executable from 4chan, thanks. I'll just reinstall Vice City GTA:SA and wait for the mod.


Might as well use the GTA game that has a black guy as the protagonist.
 
2013-02-16 10:55:45 PM

doyner: Smgth: That may have been your implication, but it wasn't even remotely overt.

/Stating someone is a sympathizer does not 'imply' that some people (who aren't you) think this way, for some reason you don't agree with.
//Quite the opposite.

Meh.  I didn't think I had much of a reputation around here for being rude or trolly, but one never really knows.


Well:

A) I don't know you, so what your reputation is is neither here nor there as far, as how I respond.

B) I didn't think it was trolly or rude if you honestly meant to mean that, I'm ok with it. It's just what you said and what you meant were two different things.
 
2013-02-16 10:59:54 PM

justoneznot: It's not a new game and they didn't create anything, they just took Doom and changed a couple images.


Really? 'Cause I'm sure everyone was under the impression a few anons got together, wrote their own game engine, produced a soundtrack, rendered graphics, etc in one day and released a full fledged game. I mean, that's what I assumed as soon as I read the headline.
 
2013-02-16 11:00:31 PM

Peter von Nostrand: cowgirl toffee: Peter von Nostrand: Rufus Lee King: Gosh, I'm sorry about the whole thing with him. You FARK types lost a hero, didn't you?

Uh, since you're here that pretty much makes you a "FARK types". Do you feel you lost a hero?

Just hold him. It's obvious...he needs a hug.

And maybe a Junior Mint, because hey, who turns down a Junior Mint?


A Junior Mint would be nice. He's one of 'us' now. :P
 
2013-02-16 11:00:33 PM

Hobo Jr.: Rufus Lee King: Gosh, I'm sorry about the whole thing with him. You FARK types lost a hero, didn't you?

I'll be honest with you since you don't know me.

But I cheered a little. I like chaos. I didn't know those people he killed, so I wasn't emotionally effected. I think he had good reason to be pissed and he did what I believe alot of people would do if they were in his position and were honest about their true nature.

But I am but one man who would not allow himself to be put in the situation Dorner put himself in.



Dorner is no hero, but I will say this:

He COULD have murdered that couple who discovered him in the cabin - he didn't. He tied them up so loosely that they were able to immediately break free and call the cops.

He COULD have murdered the guy whose pickup he car-jacked - but he didn't - he patiently allowed the driver AND his dog to safely exit.

Dorner didn't shoot old women and couples in random pick-up trucks in a panty-wetting frenzy of chickenshiat fear

And if Dorner did commit premeditated murder - so did the cops when they intentionally roasted his ass.

Dorner is no hero, but he exposed the SoCal cops for being the hypocritical, corrupt, cowardly farks that they are.
 
2013-02-16 11:00:40 PM

doyner: Smgth: That may have been your implication, but it wasn't even remotely overt.

/Stating someone is a sympathizer does not 'imply' that some people (who aren't you) think this way, for some reason you don't agree with.
//Quite the opposite.

Meh.  I didn't think I had much of a reputation around here for being rude or trolly, but one never really knows.


The intent you have since further explained is exactly how I read your Weeners time, and each of the times since then. I'm not sure what all to conclude from that, though.
 
2013-02-16 11:02:32 PM

Smgth: doyner: Smgth: I didn't think it was trolly or rude if you honestly meant to mean that, I'm ok with it. It's just what you said and what you meant were two different things.


It happens...one of the big drawbacks of communicating in threads.
 
2013-02-16 11:06:01 PM

DoctorCal: The intent you have since further explained is exactly how I read your Weeners time, and each of the times since then. I'm not sure what all to conclude from that, though.


The point was that even though Dorner was a bad man it doesn't mean we shouldn't know whether or not his claims were valid.

Knowing one's enemy is important to knowing one's own weaknesses.
 
2013-02-16 11:06:18 PM
DoctorCal: Weeners time

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-16 11:06:21 PM
WHERE CAN I FIND THIS GAME?!?!??
 
2013-02-16 11:06:49 PM

DoctorCal: The intent you have since further explained is exactly how I read your Weeners



Must be a new branch of phrenology?


/Fabulous!
 
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