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(Mirror.co.uk)   U.S. presidents as horror action figures, featuring Baracula: History's greatest monster   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-02-16 08:28:26 PM
Looks more like Cat from Red Dwarf:
homepages.nildram.co.uk
i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-02-16 09:17:58 PM
The £16 plastic figure

Some of us need to feed ourselves and pay rent.
 
2013-02-16 09:18:23 PM
I actually like those. Shut up and take my money!
 
2013-02-16 09:21:11 PM
Baracula? Bleah bleah, he's come to drink your blood... and at the behest of his wife give your children broccoli to eat.
 
2013-02-16 09:21:28 PM
Never cared much for links to The Mirror, however this one was pretty good....
 
2013-02-16 09:23:15 PM
I like Robot Nixon from Futurama better, May death come swiftly to his enemies.
 
2013-02-16 09:25:58 PM
I would have done Frankenbush, but otherwise I liked them all.
 
2013-02-16 09:27:05 PM
Barracula. *yawn* Really, guys?
But the Nixon is pretty cute. Y U no Jerry Fordenstein?
 
2013-02-16 09:27:13 PM
They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.
 
2013-02-16 09:27:56 PM
That is a terrible representation of Baracula. Perhaps the manufacturers could check out the comment-restricted sponsored ad on "15 Steps to the Perfect Profile Pic" for some pointers.
/grown
 
2013-02-16 09:28:27 PM
Barrack Obama as a bloodsucking parasite who can't stand the light of day? Way to play into the right-wing narrative there.
 
2013-02-16 09:28:50 PM
Hairy S Glueman like you get stuck to Hairy and Fanglin Roosevelt come to mind right away.
 
2013-02-16 09:29:45 PM

cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.


I'm almost certain my parents did.

/twice
 
2013-02-16 09:30:10 PM
Meh. Would've been much, much better as a simple Photoshop theme contest.
 
2013-02-16 09:30:19 PM
I want the Nixon one.
 
2013-02-16 09:30:45 PM

cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.


Pfft, Zombie Reagan would cut taxes while increasing spending and debt in the acquisition of brains for the nation.
 
2013-02-16 09:35:48 PM
Jefferson Twilight's got this one.

venturefans.org
 
2013-02-16 09:36:18 PM
img809.imageshack.us
Just don't get him wet or feed him after midnight.
 
2013-02-16 09:37:04 PM

Rufus Lee King: [Blaculaposter]


Aw, I came here to make that same reference.

Well played.

"Wolf Bill"?

Replete w/ Saxaphone *and* stylin' Wolverine-esque sideburns?

Want.

/If they expand the line to include sidekicks I'd also want a Monica action figure who's lips have Kung Fu grip.
 
2013-02-16 09:38:17 PM

JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

Pfft, Zombie Reagan would cut taxes while increasing spending and debt in the acquisition of brains for the nation.


Reaganomics. It's only Reaganomics.  :P
 
2013-02-16 09:38:53 PM

cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.


i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 09:39:19 PM

JasonOfOrillia: I would have done Frankenbush, but otherwise I liked them all.


Well it WAS the nineties...
 
2013-02-16 09:43:26 PM

cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.


Lots of people did in the 80s....
 
2013-02-16 09:44:25 PM

SpdrJay: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

Lots of people did in the 80s....


jeffpicard.com
 
2013-02-16 09:45:40 PM

cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

Pfft, Zombie Reagan would cut taxes while increasing spending and debt in the acquisition of brains for the nation.

Reaganomics. It's only Reaganomics.  :P


Trickle down grey matter

/Voodoo-economics.
 
2013-02-16 09:46:39 PM

SpdrJay: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

Lots of people did in the 80s....


It's not zombie body fluids... it's just the trickle down economy.  :P
 
2013-02-16 09:48:23 PM

JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

Pfft, Zombie Reagan would cut taxes while increasing spending and debt in the acquisition of brains for the nation.

Reaganomics. It's only Reaganomics.  :P

Trickle down grey matter

/Voodoo-economics.


Hey... Reaganomics might not have worked... but it looked like it did. That's what matters. :)
 
2013-02-16 09:48:33 PM
 
2013-02-16 09:49:23 PM
This guy was on Comic Book Men last season.
 
2013-02-16 09:50:56 PM
I thought fark hated this show?
 
2013-02-16 09:51:02 PM

cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

Pfft, Zombie Reagan would cut taxes while increasing spending and debt in the acquisition of brains for the nation.

Reaganomics. It's only Reaganomics.  :P

Trickle down grey matter

/Voodoo-economics.

Hey... Reaganomics might not have worked... but it looked like it did. That's what matters. :)


It's better to look good than to feel good?

/You look mahvelous.
 
2013-02-16 09:54:45 PM

cowgirl toffee: [img809.imageshack.us image 264x320]
Just don't get him wet or feed him after midnight.


Well they got the "curved" part correct, it should be coming out of the front of his pants though shouldn't it?
 
2013-02-16 09:56:29 PM

JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: ...

/You look mahvelous.


Oh stop it. You're making me blush. :)

Besides.. there's only one man who can fix the economy now.

img843.imageshack.us

String? Paperclip? Anyone?
 
2013-02-16 09:57:16 PM
RIP Scott Bakula
 
2013-02-16 10:08:35 PM
Zombie Reagan seems like a no brainer (no pun intended).
 
2013-02-16 10:09:38 PM
www.freedomsphoenix.com
Do they have Evil Lincoln?
 
2013-02-16 10:10:17 PM

cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: ...

/You look mahvelous.

Oh stop it. You're making me blush. :)

Besides.. there's only one man who can fix the economy now.

[img843.imageshack.us image 160x199]

String? Paperclip? Anyone?


I can go for that, although my earlier comment was a reference to this:
lh6.googleusercontent.com

/hey, Fark's new editing tool seems to pick up images automatically...
 
2013-02-16 10:12:07 PM
Ya know what?

WANT
 
2013-02-16 10:12:56 PM

JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: JasonOfOrillia: cowgirl toffee: ...
...

I can go for that, although my earlier comment was a reference to this:
[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 336x429]

...


I know. :)  *sigh* Gotdamn 80's.  :P
 
2013-02-16 10:29:33 PM
Obama is an all-too-real 'horror action figure' if you live in a part of the world where armed US drones patrol the skies 24/7 and you never know from one moment to the next if you or your loved one are going to be the next  'collateral damage' victims.

/Yeah, I know they're terrurists because the govmint tol me so.
 
2013-02-16 10:36:54 PM

fusillade762: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

[i219.photobucket.com image 425x292]


He couldn't say the magic spell words, so the economy was still screwed up

/klatuu barada nic*coughcough*
 
2013-02-16 10:52:57 PM
Here's a link to the rest of them. But Baracula is not in stock!

http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Watergate-Lagoon-Presidential-Monsters /d p/B005J6KNVQ
 
2013-02-16 10:53:45 PM
Barracula- the vampire who sucks morality from the the laws of the united states and money the coffers of its treasury
 
2013-02-16 10:56:02 PM

Rufus Lee King: I want one of those "Lyndon Johnson ruining the nation" dolls.

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 267x351]




He's too busy ordering pants...
 
2013-02-16 10:58:29 PM
hmmmm, 'Baracula' wishes he had William Marshall's gravitas-saw Denise Nichols at Grauman's Chinese "Blacula" screening on Thursday night...she still looks great
 
2013-02-16 11:02:42 PM

xen0blue: Barracula- the vampire who sucks morality from the the laws of the united states and money the coffers of its treasury


The GOP's idea of morality forced births, more abortions, more poverty, greater wealth inequality, more pollution, more ignorance, denying gay people their civil rights is actually (are you sitting down for this) not particularly moral.

The GOP in my lifetime have been the party of profligate spending, unfunded mandates, loopholes for the rich and multinational corporations, wars off the books, ridiculous and historically singular tax cuts during said wars while the Dems have a much better record.

In short ...pretty everything you just said is not only wrong but the very opposite of the truth in a way Orwell would have no trouble recognizing.

Unless you were just trolling, of course, in which case ...carry on.
 
2013-02-16 11:04:36 PM

cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.


Well, they've got Reagan as The Mummy:  http://www.amazon.com/Ronmy-Presidential-Monsters-poseable-costume/dp / B005J2QV5M/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1361073696&sr=8-5&keywords=president ial+monsters
 
2013-02-16 11:06:17 PM

Secret Master of All Flatulence: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

Well, they've got Reagan as The Mummy:  http://www.amazon.com/Ronmy-Presidential-Monsters-poseable-costume/dp / B005J2QV5M/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1361073696&sr=8-5&keywords=president ial+monsters


Oh... I couldn't see the pic. I thought that was "Mitt Romney".
 
2013-02-16 11:09:51 PM
Anyone else think Obama is going to buy one of those for himself?
 
2013-02-16 11:15:42 PM
Ooooh... Barracula.
 
2013-02-16 11:16:54 PM
i cant wait for the ron paul of cthulu
 
2013-02-16 11:18:45 PM
Oh, now I REALLY need a good-paying job....
 
2013-02-16 11:25:42 PM
How about ones with the real past leaders...

venturefans.org
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-16 11:31:03 PM
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2013-02-16 11:38:47 PM
That was minor LOL worthy. Won't get my money but some will find it funny enough to buy a few.
 
2013-02-16 11:40:37 PM

qualtrough: Obama is an all-too-real 'horror action figure' if you live in a part of the world where armed US drones patrol the skies 24/7 and you never know from one moment to the next if you or your loved one are going to be the next  'collateral damage' victims.

/Yeah, I know they're terrurists because the govmint tol me so.


The gov't is all like reptoids and brainwashed patsies and robots, dude.
 
2013-02-16 11:44:00 PM

Craptastic: I actually like those. Shut up and take my money!

 
2013-02-16 11:51:13 PM

DubyaHater: That is a terrible representation of Baracula. Perhaps the manufacturers could check out the comment-restricted sponsored ad on "15 Steps to the Perfect Profile Pic" for some pointers.
/grown


I prefer the comment restricted "8 weird things about bleaching a cat's asshole" (sponsored by State Farm) my self.
 
2013-02-17 12:09:49 AM

maxx2112: Jefferson Twilight's got this one.

[venturefans.org image 250x308]


We're done here.

Seriously though, two conservative, two liberal, I'm sure it'll enrage both parties equally...
 
2013-02-17 12:11:04 AM
They forgot this one:

www.toplessrobot.com
 
2013-02-17 12:15:51 AM

fusillade762: Barrack Obama as a bloodsucking parasite who can't stand the light of day? Way to play into the right-wing narrative there.


How else would they have a chance of selling as many as they can? I mean if they tap into the Faux outrage market they should make a profit just from that doll alone.
 
2013-02-17 12:27:36 AM
media.comicvine.com
 
2013-02-17 12:59:01 AM
no Taft/The blob doll?
 
2013-02-17 01:01:20 AM

log_jammin: no Taft/The blob doll?


It comes with a water buffalo
media1.shmoop.com
 
2013-02-17 01:05:28 AM
What about the would-have-beens? Dukakis with an even more oversized head as an evil genius, Walter Mondale as a true walking-dead, and Monopoly Mitt with more money than God as Two-Face.
 
2013-02-17 01:09:29 AM

WeenerGord: [media.comicvine.com image 300x445]


I already have you favorited for "Benny Lava". Anyway, that X Presidents was an awesome find.
 
2013-02-17 01:11:42 AM
Richard Nixon should've been portrayed as Richard Nixon.
 
2013-02-17 01:30:09 AM
tauntsociety.com
 
2013-02-17 01:31:32 AM

thamike: The £16 plastic figure

Some of us need to feed ourselves and pay rent.


I remember when I was young and I had my priorities mixed up too. FACT these will make great investments to future proof your retirement against the slow-motion failure of the US economy. But they are not the end all be all of investing, commemorative coins should be part of a 50/50 portfolio with political novelty memorabilia.
 
2013-02-17 02:48:20 AM

milsorgen: thamike: The £16 plastic figure

Some of us need to feed ourselves and pay rent.

I remember when I was young and I had my priorities mixed up too. FACT these will make great investments to future proof your retirement against the slow-motion failure of the US economy. But they are not the end all be all of investing, commemorative coins should be part of a 50/50 portfolio with political novelty memorabilia.


Don't leave out the most important investment: Weekly lottery tickets!
 
2013-02-17 03:45:43 AM
I don't mind that they did this, but I do mind how dull and uncreative the ideas are.
 
2013-02-17 04:10:56 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: ooks like attractive and successful African-Americans made this nation, attractive and successful African-Americans are going to ruin it also


the filter said that
 
2013-02-17 04:47:03 AM
I've actually seen facebook posts to the effect of the headline, RE: Obama is histories greatest monster.  Makes me laugh for days afterwards every time.
 
2013-02-17 05:08:15 AM
Whatever Britain. I would go for a super John Major and his

Philtrum  of magic
 
2013-02-17 05:54:51 AM
LowbrowDeluxe I've actually seen facebook posts to the effect of the headline, RE: Obama is histories greatest monster.

Um, it's a 'Simpsons' reference...

/the number of 'Obama Zombie' posters/shirts for sale @ horror conventions is pretty astounding
//doubt you'd get on planes wearing 'em, tho...
 
2013-02-17 06:04:42 AM

FlyingJ: LowbrowDeluxe I've actually seen facebook posts to the effect of the headline, RE: Obama is histories greatest monster.

Um, it's a 'Simpsons' reference...

/the number of 'Obama Zombie' posters/shirts for sale @ horror conventions is pretty astounding
//doubt you'd get on planes wearing 'em, tho...


No, they're not referencing the Simpsons and it's hardly word for word.  It's hand-wringing stuff like 'It's such a SHAME that the first African American president will go down in history as the worst, most divisive, biggest spending, poopy-head president EVAR!11one!'

I added the exclaimation marks and one hyphenated word.  That's all.
 
2013-02-17 07:29:54 AM
i338.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-17 09:01:41 AM

milsorgen: thamike: The £16 plastic figure

Some of us need to feed ourselves and pay rent.

I remember when I was young and I had my priorities mixed up too. FACT these will make great investments to future proof your retirement against the slow-motion failure of the US economy. But they are not the end all be all of investing, commemorative coins should be part of a 50/50 portfolio with political novelty memorabilia.


ha!  You get my vote.
 
2013-02-17 09:28:53 AM

scottapeshot: Barracula. *yawn* Really, guys?
But the Nixon is pretty cute. Y U no Jerry Fordenstein?



I'd imagine Ford as a zombie. You know, cause they fall down a lot.
 
2013-02-17 09:40:59 AM
No Martian Van Buren?
/- elventy
 
2013-02-17 10:33:28 AM

cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.



The made Reagan into the a mummy, which to be fair is really just a dried up zombie wrapped in linen.
 
2013-02-17 10:35:42 AM
static.zoovy.com
 
2013-02-17 11:00:21 AM
Baracula: Debt, and loving it.
 
2013-02-17 11:09:38 AM

bratface: Here's a link to the rest of them. But Baracula is not in stock!

http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Watergate-Lagoon-Presidential-Monsters /d p/B005J6KNVQ


I wonder why Lincoln costs almost twice as much as the others?
 
2013-02-17 12:06:57 PM

Arthur Jumbles: cowgirl toffee: They should have made Reagan the zombie. I would vote for zombie Reagan.

The made Reagan into the a mummy, which to be fair is really just a dried up zombie wrapped in linen.


I thought they had just misspelled "Romney."
 
2013-02-17 12:33:41 PM
I want the hole set.
 
2013-02-17 12:44:25 PM

stuffy: I want the hole set.


Eww.
 
2013-02-17 11:49:31 PM
So nobody remembers Morgan Freeman as Dracula on Electric Company? He did a great Bela Lugosi accent, back before there were VCRs.  He must've been a horror fan back in the day.

Whistle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDIK1uZwX5Y

Drink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5JqftATOA
 
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