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(AZ Family)   Man tells police the reason he killed his mother was because the dream police told him to. That's a cheap trick   (azfamily.com) divider line 64
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2013-02-16 08:23:47 PM  
Mommy's alright, daddy's al-- oh wait.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-16 08:35:56 PM  
They just seem a little dead.
 
2013-02-16 08:55:58 PM  
Well, they will drive you insane

/those men inside your brain
 
2013-02-16 09:05:28 PM  
So she's in Heaven Tonight?

Did he Surrender?

/This story just seems a little weird.
 
2013-02-16 09:06:48 PM  
Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.
 
2013-02-16 09:17:39 PM  
Ain't that a shame.

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.


Ain't that a shame.
 
2013-02-16 09:20:22 PM  
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her, so I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard
 
2013-02-16 09:33:02 PM  
users.content.ytmnd.comHe should have sprayed her with the hose in a playful fashion
 
2013-02-16 09:36:39 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 09:39:35 PM  
well, auf wiedersehen.
 
2013-02-16 09:54:46 PM  
Least charismatic frontman in the history of ever.
 
2013-02-16 09:56:13 PM  

Lorelle: Ain't that a shame.

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.

Ain't that a shame.


I'm going to have to say 40.
 
2013-02-16 10:28:33 PM  

Lord Jubjub: Lorelle: Ain't that a shame.

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.

Ain't that a shame.

I'm going to have to say 40.


Yeah. 40-45.

/get off my lawn
 
2013-02-16 10:30:36 PM  
I'm 39, and I've seen Cheap Trick live at least five times.
Your mileage may vary.
 
2013-02-16 10:31:18 PM  

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.


I got the band reference. But I did not know the song. Off to YouTube!

/30
 
2013-02-16 10:31:57 PM  

WhippingBoy: Lord Jubjub: Lorelle: Ain't that a shame.

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.

Ain't that a shame.

I'm going to have to say 40.

Yeah. 40-45.

/get off my lawn



You know that talk is cheap and those rumors ain't nice.

/36
 
2013-02-16 10:33:29 PM  

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.


Aww - Don't be cruel
 
2013-02-16 10:34:31 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

oi50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-16 10:35:17 PM  
It's true that the dream police," they live inside in my head."  The part he forgot was: "they're waing for me, they're looking for me, everywhere I go..."
 
2013-02-16 10:35:21 PM  
Beware of those Voices.
 
2013-02-16 10:36:29 PM  
blog.rottencotton.com
 
2013-02-16 10:40:43 PM  

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.


Classic rock is classic rock and I seem to connect with a lot of younger women who can quote Cheap Trick lyrics at me. My girlfriend has quoted Dream Police in emails and she's about half that age. I dunno what it is about the younger generation but they aren't all Bieber and Gaga fans like I assumed before I started dating again.

/rockin' the cradle of love, I suppose
 
2013-02-16 10:41:11 PM  

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.


I'm 30 and I got the headline just fine.
 
2013-02-16 10:41:14 PM  

MurphyMurphy: [blog.rottencotton.com image 530x846]


Heh... I need to watch that again
 
2013-02-16 10:45:01 PM  
It's not his fault, they LIVE INSIDE YOUR HEAD!

/35 and I got it...
 
2013-02-16 10:45:15 PM  

John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.


They will get it. Kids these days all have 8-tracks.
 
2013-02-16 10:45:45 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
You floated in, we floated up.
Through the window and down the hall.
I had a smoke and went upstairs.
Turned the door and opened the key. She spoke...
I'm on my own, home all alone.
So I got off the phone.
 
2013-02-16 10:46:27 PM  

BolloxReader: John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.

Classic rock is classic rock and I seem to connect with a lot of younger women who can quote Cheap Trick lyrics at me. My girlfriend has quoted Dream Police in emails and she's about half that age. I dunno what it is about the younger generation but they aren't all Bieber and Gaga fans like I assumed before I started dating again.

/rockin' the cradle of love, I suppose


It's gotta be tough for the young kids. Most current music is shiat. The incredibly white, looks like a freakin' Mormon kid next door to me plays loud rap music. Apparently he doesn't listen to the lyrics that tell him that they would tear him apart with their bare hands if he wandered into their 'hood.
 
2013-02-16 10:47:52 PM  
Count me among the youngsters who got it.

/36
//had Cheap Trick Authorized Greatest Hits (on cassette)
 
2013-02-16 10:54:01 PM  
BolloxReader: John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.

Classic rock is classic rock and I seem to connect with a lot of younger women who can quote Cheap Trick lyrics at me. My girlfriend has quoted Dream Police in emails and she's about half that age. I dunno what it is about the younger generation but they aren't all Bieber and Gaga fans like I assumed before I started dating again.

That's good (and gratifying) to know.
 
2013-02-16 10:59:16 PM  
I'm only 7, and have "Live at Budokan" on 78.

P.S. I'm not very good with numbers.
 
2013-02-16 11:01:52 PM  

bingethinker: BolloxReader: John Buck 41: Few Farkers under 50 are gonna get that. Okay, 45.

Classic rock is classic rock and I seem to connect with a lot of younger women who can quote Cheap Trick lyrics at me. My girlfriend has quoted Dream Police in emails and she's about half that age. I dunno what it is about the younger generation but they aren't all Bieber and Gaga fans like I assumed before I started dating again.

/rockin' the cradle of love, I suppose

It's gotta be tough for the young kids. Most current music is shiat. The incredibly white, looks like a freakin' Mormon kid next door to me plays loud rap music. Apparently he doesn't listen to the lyrics that tell him that they would tear him apart with their bare hands if he wandered into their 'hood.


That's the nature of current music. Not enough time has passed to separate the wheat from the chaff. If there's more chaff now then there was in the past, that's only because the production and distribution of music has changed so much.

Meanwhile, meh, maybe it's my migraine but "Dream Police" isn't exactly blowing me away. It's more of a "Dream Weaver" sort of night...

/Or maybe Joni Mitchell...
//Perfect
 
2013-02-16 11:12:39 PM  
Saw them live a few years back. For a band whose fame peaked in the '80s, they can still really rock. Fantastic show.

/35.
 
2013-02-16 11:23:55 PM  
Adore Cheap Trick. "Surrender" is my karaoke standard.

/29
 
2013-02-16 11:35:29 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Count me among the youngsters who got it.

/36
//had Cheap Trick Authorized Greatest Hits (on cassette)


You understood the reference. You didn't "get it".

/don't know what I'm talking about
//damn you alcohol
 
2013-02-16 11:38:17 PM  
I was in the 10th row at a Cheap Trick concert back in the day. My ears are still ringing.
 
2013-02-16 11:41:21 PM  
She's a dream weaver
 
2013-02-16 11:41:48 PM  
I saw Cheap Trick in 1981. That was when I developed a man crush on Robin Zander. He sure sings pretty.
 
2013-02-16 11:44:14 PM  
lifeboat ....   Well done ... +1 Internets
 
2013-02-16 11:49:55 PM  
This thread smells like bengay, mildew, and cheap perfume.

/27
 
2013-02-16 11:52:57 PM  
My Mom went to school with Rick Nielsen in Rockford. I met him when I was a wee lad. Nice guy. Weird, but nice.
 
2013-02-16 11:59:18 PM  
Along with the murder charge, Roger Drake was also booked into the Mohave County Jail on a charge of abandonment concealment of a dead body.

This is a thing?
 
2013-02-17 12:01:58 AM  
He's been wrong all along.
 
2013-02-17 12:02:18 AM  
+1 for the headline

and

Solid State Vittles: Mommy's alright, daddy's al-- oh wait.


I lol'd.

Oh how I lol'd

ZAZ: They just seem a little dead.


Just icing on the cake.
 
2013-02-17 12:08:26 AM  
My first concert in 1978 right when Heaven Tonight came out and Live at Budokan was at its' peak. I was 12
 
2013-02-17 12:13:14 AM  
Jacuzzi Pete: Is scared to death of his wife
Jacuzzi Pete: You can tell hates his life
Jacuzzi Pete: Lives for only one thing
BUBBLES!
 
2013-02-17 12:14:32 AM  
And why in the fark aren't they in the RocknRoll hall of Fame?
 
2013-02-17 12:18:07 AM  
And for the record, Rick Nielsen is not a douche-y guitarist
 
2013-02-17 12:27:16 AM  
Will the sentence be harsher because she served in the WACs in the Philippines?
 
2013-02-17 12:30:09 AM  
So much for keeping her baby cozy and warm.

The worms ate into his brain.
 
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