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(TG Daily)   Dogs recognize other dogs on computer screens, which means your dog is probably surfing for doggie porn when you leave the house   (tgdaily.com) divider line 46
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2013-02-16 02:06:17 PM  
would explain a lot...

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2013-02-16 04:57:36 PM  
My dog didn't care about TV until we got HDTV.  Then she wasn't much interested in it, unless there were dogs on screen.  We realized it was more about the energy the dogs were giving off.  A sleeping dog?  Meh.  A dog running with some attitude?  Bark bark bark.

We had to stop watching Dog Whisperer because she was so upset by it.
 
2013-02-16 05:08:00 PM  
My dog lets the genius out when I leave the house. In my presence, he's farking retarded. But I just assume he's already brute-forced the password I changed yesterday and is using my laptop to jerk off.
 
2013-02-16 05:25:45 PM  
He doesn't have to surf. I have plenty bookmarked on my own.
 
2013-02-16 06:07:21 PM  
That biatch!!!
 
2013-02-16 06:07:57 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: He doesn't have to surf. I have plenty bookmarked on my own.


exactly how much dog on dog porn DO you have? Is it in the terabytes?
 
2013-02-16 06:08:42 PM  
And that's really, truly what happened, your honor.
 
2013-02-16 06:10:28 PM  
My Black Lab had no time for laptops; she is far too busy eating rabbit poop in the yard.
 
2013-02-16 06:10:47 PM  
As long as Bruno uses his own credit card and wipes the cache we good
 
2013-02-16 06:11:42 PM  
Your dog wants smut.
 
2013-02-16 06:12:04 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-16 06:13:27 PM  
 
2013-02-16 06:16:47 PM  
i1129.photobucket.com


Also, don't GIS "family guy brian dog porn."  I thought the first three words would make it safe . . . it didn't!
 
2013-02-16 06:17:30 PM  

MisterTweak: would explain a lot...

[dl.dropbox.com image 816x612]


Nice pussy
img829.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-16 06:18:12 PM  
Is that legal, unlike kitty porn?
 
2013-02-16 06:24:01 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

You don't say.
 
2013-02-16 06:24:44 PM  
 
2013-02-16 06:28:39 PM  
So they go through Flicker looking for pics of people with humpable legs?
 
2013-02-16 06:33:52 PM  
Why would a creature that can lick it's own junk need pr0n?
 
2013-02-16 06:36:27 PM  

SpdrJay: Why would a creature that can lick it's own junk need pr0n?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-16 06:37:38 PM  
My dog goes apeshiat over any animal that dares show itself on TV when she is looking that direction. People, meh. But a little kitty, penguin, elephant, lion, whatever, she looses it. Goes all feral. She charges the TV, then runs past it into the bedroom, because I guess she thinks the TV is like a window, and the farking intruder is actually back there somewhere.  She usually winds up on the bed barking at the outside window because, naturally, she chased that damned thing away, and that's where it went.

On the street she is very submissive, and only certain little dogs set her off.   She sees a big dog and she lays down on her belly right away. But inside, in HER house, she's the tough guy.

Dogs funny.
 
2013-02-16 06:39:52 PM  
So dogs were recently shown to do things their owners warned them against.  Now they recognize other dogs on TV.  They've been messing with us humans for a long time.  Which is fine.  Dogs are great.
 
2013-02-16 06:51:28 PM  
Where's the 'Obvious' tag ? My recently acquired rescue dog recognizes TV and computer images of (and barks incessantly at) other dogs, babies, and successful and attractive African Americans.

What kind of Hell-hound arrangement have I gotten myself into?
 
2013-02-16 06:54:06 PM  
TIME FOR KIDDIE PORN

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24.media.tumblr.com
www.jamesmskipper.us
babyanimalzoo.com

/wean yourself off THIS
 
2013-02-16 07:17:37 PM  

MisterTweak: would explain a lot...


Is that Planetside 2
 
2013-02-16 07:33:53 PM  

MisterTweak: would explain a lot...

[dl.dropbox.com image 816x612]



NC eh? Want to have some fun? Call the Vanu "Sloppy Seconds"  because all they ever do is come in after everyone else has done the work and get what they can... ;)
 
2013-02-16 08:04:19 PM  
My Shepherd/Beagle mutt goes crazy whenever he sees dogs on Skyrim or Sims 3. My Lab/Something mutt doesn't give a shiat.
 
2013-02-16 08:11:15 PM  
bow chika bow wow

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2013-02-16 08:12:51 PM  
www.forkparty.com
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
photos1.blogger.com
 
2013-02-16 08:20:59 PM  
I caught my dog browsing gay dog porn, but he told me it wasn't what I thought and it was just a dominance display.
 
2013-02-16 08:28:06 PM  

SpdrJay: Why would a creature that can lick it's own junk need pr0n?


That's like asking why a creature that can masturbate to completion using only its hands would need porn. Visual stimulus enhances the experience.
 
2013-02-16 08:34:16 PM  
My late dog-in-law (brother's dog) would bark at a dog on the tv screen and then run into the adjoining room to try to find the other dog.
 
2013-02-16 08:50:41 PM  

super_grass: TIME FOR KIDDIE PORN

[24.media.tumblr.com image 470x352]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x320]
[www.jamesmskipper.us image 709x500]
[babyanimalzoo.com image 394x352]
/wean yourself off THIS


I prefer kitty pron

kittenplay.net
 
2013-02-16 09:37:07 PM  
My uncle's dogs luuuurved Animal Planet, especially when dog trials were on.
 
2013-02-16 10:42:16 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Is that legal, unlike kitty porn?


s17.postimage.org
Barely.
 
2013-02-16 10:44:19 PM  

Mentalpatient87: MisterTweak: would explain a lot...

Is that Planetside 2


yep! my wife refers to me as "that ammo whore".

JohnNS: MisterTweak: would explain a lot...

[dl.dropbox.com image 816x612]


NC eh? Want to have some fun? Call the Vanu "Sloppy Seconds"  because all they ever do is come in after everyone else has done the work and get what they can... ;)


But I really, truly, hate their magriders and look forward to hearing them whine like babies when they get a proper nerfing!

I'm "0wch", on... um... waterston? waterson? I think. there's someone named "farker" on there too.
 
2013-02-16 11:22:40 PM  
FTA:  The fact that dogs are able to recognize their own species visually, and that they have great olfactory discriminative capacities, insures that social behavior and mating between different breeds is still potentially possible," says the team.

You don't say... That's some fine science work there, Lou.
 
2013-02-16 11:29:32 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: SpdrJay: Why would a creature that can lick it's own junk need pr0n?


Epic picture post
 
2013-02-16 11:44:59 PM  
Another 'does a bear shiat in the woods?' study.

One of my mutts used to run behind the TV when a dog ran off screen. Messed with his teeny tiny terrier mind it did.
 
2013-02-16 11:49:46 PM  
Vasectomies are wonderful. No matter your reasons for getting one, and there are many, the satisfaction of removing that particuler anxiety from lovemaking is fantastic.
 
2013-02-17 12:13:52 AM  

Acharne: Vasectomies are wonderful. No matter your reasons for getting one, and there are many, the satisfaction of removing that particuler anxiety from lovemaking is fantastic.


I don't think you need to worry about getting a dog pregnant...
 
2013-02-17 12:24:38 AM  
I make Suzy earn her keep. She can't just sponge off of me.

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2013-02-17 12:25:42 AM  
img440.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-17 12:30:06 AM  

TommyymmoT: Here's a video of a dog that recognizes a specific cat. So much so that he goes to check and see it's still there.


That is farking hilarious!
 
2013-02-17 04:01:56 AM  

MisterTweak: Mentalpatient87: MisterTweak: would explain a lot...

Is that Planetside 2

yep! my wife refers to me as "that ammo whore".

JohnNS: MisterTweak: would explain a lot...

[dl.dropbox.com image 816x612]


NC eh? Want to have some fun? Call the Vanu "Sloppy Seconds"  because all they ever do is come in after everyone else has done the work and get what they can... ;)

But I really, truly, hate their magriders and look forward to hearing them whine like babies when they get a proper nerfing!

I'm "0wch", on... um... waterston? waterson? I think. there's someone named "farker" on there too.


Waterson... Hey maybe you've shot me before! I play Canno on TR, Waterson.. and I've seen "Farker" running around too. Makes me roll my eyes, how original! :)
 
2013-02-17 07:41:19 AM  

TommyymmoT: Here's a video of a dog that recognizes a specific cat. So much so that he goes to check and see it's still there.


Poor dog. You can almost hear the gears grinding in his head.
 
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