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(Huffington Post)   Brendan Fraser is broke, owes back child support, and as an actor has no marketable skills that would net him gainful employment   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Brendan Fraser, human beings, Julianna Margulies, Jessica Chastain, child support, leonard, Royal Opera House, Berlinale  
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13895 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Feb 2013 at 7:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 09:19:41 PM  
4 votes:

Cheater71: Why am i the Weeners this?

As of now you're not the only one to Weener this.
2013-02-17 10:31:03 AM  
2 votes:
The neighborhood kids were watching "George of the Jungle" the other day, and it suddenly struck me how awesome that movie would have been with Brad Pitt playing George.
2013-02-17 12:38:07 AM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: HempHead: [Dave Foley] is handling it as well as he can given the circumstances

Wow, he can pay four women to pose with him!

What a stud!!!

I'm SO glad you posted that. There's NOTHING I'd rather do that bask in your FASCINATING wisdom some more. Full Size
2013-02-16 09:46:19 PM  
2 votes:

Cheater71: [ image 800x535] Full Size

Why am i the Weeners this?

Just remember: Marilyn Manson weenered this.
2013-02-16 08:49:37 PM  
2 votes:

FreetardoRivera: missmez: 900k a year probably sounded reasonable to him when he was making millions per picture.  Good for him for being generous to his family in good times.  Now that he's not the hot commodity he once was, the payments should be reduced.

I was going to say that 900k a year was never reasonable. I assumed outside the Mummy films he really didn't make any of that big money we think of when we think of a hollywood star.

Then I found out he got 10 million for Bedazzled. If he got that much for that turd then he at least 5 for Monkeybone.

Dude was probably eating panda steaks and having virgins flown in to some rape cave palace in Alberta.

Sir, you did not just badmouth the cinematic treats that are Bedazzled and Monkeybone. One of these has Liz Hurley in low-cut red tops, bikinis and other things. The other has Rose McGowan in a cat costume. These movies have contributed to our culture in immensely meaningful ways.
2013-02-16 08:47:29 PM  
2 votes:

mikefinch: This is the reason Dave Foley can't come back to Canada -- His alimony is set from when he was doing news radio and his career was bright and rosy.

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He is handling it as well as he can given the circumstances.
2013-02-16 08:04:53 PM  
2 votes:
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He doesn't seemed to bothered by all of this.
2013-02-16 07:35:10 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe he could go live in an underground bunker somewhere.
2013-02-17 04:11:54 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

Still makes me laugh
2013-02-17 06:45:01 AM  
1 vote:

farkeruk: What's a 6 year old going to do with $300K/annum? Collect limited-edition comics?

Either he has absolutely terrible lawyers, or the "lifestyle" that he lived when his family was a single unit would make even Evita blush.
2013-02-17 06:32:39 AM  
1 vote:
The Next story on him will be that he was caught wheezing the juice.
2013-02-17 04:43:21 AM  
1 vote:
What a deal these women get. All they have to do is be some rich guy's cumdumpster, and once they have a kid they own him. $900,000? That's a joke. That's not child support, that's court-assisted extortion.
2013-02-17 04:22:15 AM  
1 vote:
I'll just leave this here.

/not a Rick-Roll
2013-02-16 11:51:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'm really more concerned with what will happen next season in Equestria now that Twilight Sparkle has been made an Alicorn Princess.
2013-02-16 11:24:41 PM  
1 vote:
I never found this guy particularly attractive.  I guess he had a hot bod in George of the Jungle and he ended up in a few movies with living dead enemies.  His career literally hit a brick wall after The Mummy.  It  bounced around afterwards quite a bit, terrible, decent, terrible, terrible, oh God that was awful, bearable.
2013-02-16 10:13:31 PM  
1 vote:

Smeggy Smurf: And that is why I advocate the Winchester Divorce.

Sam or Dean?
2013-02-16 10:02:24 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: ZeroCorpse: Just remember: Marilyn Manson weenered this.

Some doofus who would look like my accountant except for the contact lenses nailed her, so what?

Means you've got a shot if you put on some makeup and fake boobs.
2013-02-16 09:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
Lady Indica: Snip

And that is why I advocate the Winchester Divorce.  Shoot the evil biatch before she destroys everything.  Somebody, somewhere will provide you an alibi if they know how evil she is.
2013-02-16 09:27:17 PM  
1 vote:

thamike: Is this the thread where uneducated people get to bash non-business majors, or is this the thread where fantasy football office drones get to tell us what "marketable skills" are?

No, this is the thread where we make fun of people who didn't read the thread.
2013-02-16 09:18:11 PM  
1 vote:
That's a strange filter
2013-02-16 09:17:17 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

Why am i the Weeners this?
2013-02-16 08:57:00 PM  
1 vote:

KiwDaWabbit: Warlordtrooper: 900,000.... something is wrong with our Divorce Courts in this country.

Which is why men often stay in miserable marriages as long as they can date transformers with no lady-parts.

/or is that just me?

2013-02-16 08:27:20 PM  
1 vote:
This is the reason Dave Foley can't come back to Canada -- His alimony is set from when he was doing news radio and his career was bright and rosy.
2013-02-16 08:24:50 PM  
1 vote:
The hell?  Does the kid only eat diamonds or something?
2013-02-16 08:04:21 PM  
1 vote:
How could the master thesbian who brought us Encino Man have fallen on such hard times?
2013-02-16 08:00:35 PM  
1 vote:
This is retribution for starring in the horrifyingly terrible adaptation of Inkheart.
2013-02-16 07:45:46 PM  
1 vote:

whistleridge: TommyymmoT: $900K in child support?
 Damn, the price of Froot Loops, skateboards, and tuition must have skyrocketed since the last time I looked.

I think the courts always calculate a hefty percentage of your income, like 10% of your monthly income or 110% of what they used to get, whichever is what they deem you can afford. 

Also, there's an easy way to reduce that payment: get full or partial custody. Surely this is something he agreed to.

Hahahahaha oh man.  I pay like 35% a week and my ex-wife makes twice what i do.  10% is cute though.
2013-02-16 07:36:04 PM  
1 vote:
Those residuals from The Mummy and The Mummy Returns aren't cutting it anymore?
2013-02-16 06:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
Dude gives a mean blowjob, so he'll find work.

/ Keep your chin up BF
2013-02-16 05:58:54 PM  
1 vote:
$900K in child support?
 Damn, the price of Froot Loops, skateboards, and tuition must have skyrocketed since the last time I looked.
2013-02-16 05:10:41 PM  
1 vote:
This might explain his choice of roles in the past decade. This dude is taking on jobs that even Nicolas Cage and Eugene Levy would pass on.
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