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(ARCA Racing)   Speedweeks kicks off at Daytona with the ARCA race at 4:30 PM ET. With Milka Duno starting on the outside pole, expect The Big One by 4:31   (arcaracing.com) divider line 49
    More: Spiffy, Milka Duno, ARCA, Daytona, the big ones, speedway, speedweeks  
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220 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 Feb 2013 at 4:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-16 12:33:48 PM
hope she does well.

dumica, on the other hand, please, please, please hit the wall on lap first and get it over with.
 
2013-02-16 01:06:31 PM
All jet dryers have been moved to a secure, undisclosed location
 
2013-02-16 04:47:54 PM
Hmm, 94 just might have gotten the tape wrong.
 
2013-02-16 04:52:09 PM
Stuck at work for this one. Hope to be home in time for the busch clash shoot out bud unlimited sprint.

Say what you want about milk and donuts, but I would do things to her worse than what she has done to Indycar.
 
2013-02-16 04:55:35 PM
Is this the first time we've ever gotten an official ARCA thread?

If we don't get a Sprint Unlimited one, we could use this.

Duno is doing better than expected. 94 should have come in. That was farkin' stupid.
 
2013-02-16 04:57:02 PM
That was a pit road clusterfark.
 
2013-02-16 04:57:27 PM

Jensaarai: 94 should have come in. That was farkin' stupid.


I was thinking the same thing.  Then I remembered this is ARCA.
 
2013-02-16 05:00:20 PM

Tsrwedge: Jensaarai: 94 should have come in. That was farkin' stupid.

I was thinking the same thing.  Then I remembered this is ARCA.


ARCA: The real life version of online sim racing. Lag glitches optional.
 
2013-02-16 05:01:15 PM

Jensaarai: Tsrwedge: Jensaarai: 94 should have come in. That was farkin' stupid.

I was thinking the same thing.  Then I remembered this is ARCA.

ARCA: The real life version of online sim racing. Lag glitches optional.


Hey now, that's not very fair to online sim racing.
 
2013-02-16 05:04:12 PM
I kinda want one of the Dodges to win this race.
 
2013-02-16 05:07:48 PM
SMASH!
 
2013-02-16 05:08:04 PM
Mini big one.
 
2013-02-16 05:09:39 PM
Okay, so I was off by 20 laps.

Wrong Venturini car.
 
2013-02-16 05:09:50 PM
"They never got in-synch with one another and all of a sudden this happens."
 
2013-02-16 05:10:43 PM
Why doesn't my office have cable?
 
2013-02-16 05:12:54 PM

crotchgrabber: Why doesn't my office have cable?


Inside line accordioned just before S/F, 25 was turned to the right, chaos ensued.   Probably 7-10 cars involved?  No ARCA brakes that I could see.
 
2013-02-16 05:14:30 PM

crotchgrabber: Why doesn't my office have cable?


firstrow1 dot eu does have a stream, if you want to risk it on an office comp. (Have adblock.)
 
2013-02-16 05:18:02 PM
Thanks guys. First row doesn't work for me here. Antiquated system. I'm pretty sure I set it to record this morning, but at 5am I could have set it to record a Top Chef marathon or some crap. If I didn't record it I can go to my old mans place down the street. He records every damned race ever.
 
2013-02-16 05:22:06 PM
Milka slow...
 
2013-02-16 05:24:22 PM
Milka slows, Will Kimmell shreds a rear tire. Under yellow. Guess NASCAR ARCA didn't clean the track too well.
 
2013-02-16 05:26:12 PM
Two very good pieces of three-wheeled driving so far today.
 
2013-02-16 05:29:14 PM
Duno driving around the garage with a helmet on the back of her car.

Okay...
 
2013-02-16 05:37:36 PM
So I'm looking at these old body styles, and I'm pretty sure I see at least one Taurus out there, and two different Dodge body styles.
 
2013-02-16 05:43:40 PM
I'd throw her a shot way before Danicka.
 
2013-02-16 05:46:02 PM
Did they just say that guy is 78??? He gets the lifetime of awesome award.
 
2013-02-16 05:51:04 PM

seelorq: Did they just say that guy is 78??? He gets the lifetime of awesome award.


Yep. He's one of those old timers from the good ol' days in NASCAR who wasn't particularly successful, but just loved racing so much he's kept at it in these lower series. He even tried to make the Daytona 500 only 3-4 years back as a comeback/last hurrah kind of deal. Almost made it, but missed a shift on a restart and wound up finishing just outside the transfer spot in one of the twin qualifying races.
 
2013-02-16 05:54:48 PM
This is... interesting. Danica turned in the fastest practice lap at 2nd practice at Daytona today, turning a lap of 196.220, raising the spectre of Danica going for the pole at qualifying tomorrow.
 
2013-02-16 05:55:27 PM
Nice comeback, Hessert.
 
2013-02-16 05:56:36 PM
OK, I really don't understand how people can bash Danica yet cheer Milka in the same breath.
I was always under the impression that Milka was even more of an entitled biatch than Danica while being less skilled.
 
2013-02-16 05:56:50 PM
So Bud Shootout is out and this other thing tonight is in?  Does tonight's race determine anything?
 
2013-02-16 05:57:30 PM
You're ruining this race, Buescher!
 
2013-02-16 05:58:34 PM

emonk: So Bud Shootout is out and this other thing tonight is in?  Does tonight's race determine anything?


Oh.  Budweiser Duels.  So Gatorade is out.
 
2013-02-16 05:59:40 PM

emonk: So Bud Shootout is out and this other thing tonight is in?  Does tonight's race determine anything?


Tonight's race is the renamed Shootout (now called the Sprint Unlimited), with qualifying tomorrow.
 
2013-02-16 06:00:53 PM

The Bestest: OK, I really don't understand how people can bash Danica yet cheer Milka in the same breath.
I was always under the impression that Milka was even more of an entitled biatch than Danica while being less skilled.


Almost every criticism thrown Danica's way fits Duno better, with the exception of hype and height jokes. But let's face it -- most Danica haters don't hate her specifically. (A few legitimately do, and she's probably earned those legit anti-fans, but most are just riding the backlash.)
 
2013-02-16 06:01:58 PM
Is tonight's race only last year's pole winners?
 
2013-02-16 06:02:52 PM
Interesting strategy unfolding in the 2nd/3rd pack. They're so far behind, side by side racing is unfolding. Perhaps they're hoping an ARCA-like thing will happen, allowing a caution.
 
2013-02-16 06:03:35 PM

emonk: Is tonight's race only last year's pole winners?


Yes. That's why Keselowski will be in the lower announcing booth.
 
2013-02-16 06:06:47 PM
Our first "While you were away" of the season!
 
2013-02-16 06:07:19 PM
... what on earth was that?
 
2013-02-16 06:07:36 PM
Guy blows through pit lane during break. Thanks, FOX.
 
2013-02-16 06:09:57 PM
Gerhart pulls as far off as he can on the back stretch. Should have pitted, but at least he's experienced enough to try to do the right thing.
 
2013-02-16 06:10:56 PM
Is that Duno leading the lapped-pack? AHAHAHA!
 
2013-02-16 06:11:13 PM
So, a panties thread on the main page and a Milka thread here and NO FREAKING PICTURES?? What the hell has happened to Fark?
 
2013-02-16 06:14:39 PM

King_Nothing: So, a panties thread on the main page and a Milka thread here and NO FREAKING PICTURES?? What the hell has happened to Fark?


www.iconosdevenezuela.com
 
2013-02-16 06:25:08 PM

King_Nothing: So, a panties thread on the main page and a Milka thread here and NO FREAKING PICTURES?? What the hell has happened to Fark?


Unlike Danica, Milka doesn't seem eager to pose for us in panties.  Swimsuit, yes.  But like Danica, she ain't that hot.

Or I'm old.

Or both.
 
2013-02-16 06:40:01 PM

Jensaarai: emonk: Is tonight's race only last year's pole winners?

Yes. That's why Keselowski will be in the lower announcing booth.


And past winners of the Shootout.
 
2013-02-16 06:46:03 PM
The shootout thing is pretty dumb. NASCAR loves them some twitters and aps! You get to vote for how the fake race is run! Use our ap and your vote counts twice! Tweet us!

Just run the race you damn twitterbaters. Current champion should be in it no matter what.
 
2013-02-16 07:06:37 PM

crotchgrabber: The shootout thing is pretty dumb. NASCAR loves them some twitters and aps! You get to vote for how the fake race is run! Use our ap and your vote counts twice! Tweet us!

Just run the race you damn twitterbaters. Current champion should be in it no matter what.


Did you tweet that to them?
 
2013-02-16 11:46:48 PM
I really should, but no. How many characters is that?
 
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