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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   It appears that Beavis has dyed his hair and graduated law school   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 42
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2013-02-16 10:47:15 AM
he hehe he said pro-bono r  or something
 
2013-02-16 11:08:07 AM
You don't need a criminal lawyer, you need a criminal lawyer.
 
2013-02-16 12:43:25 PM
Looks like Joe Miller:

joemiller.us
 
2013-02-16 05:11:28 PM
i1.iofferphoto.com
 
2013-02-16 05:14:10 PM
Butthead, subby. Butthead has the dark hair.
 
2013-02-16 05:15:06 PM
Beavis wouldn't be trying to bribe witnesses, he would be burning them.
 
2013-02-16 05:17:33 PM
His story makes him sound like he's among the 99 percent of criminal defense attorneys who give the other 1 percent a bad name.

/i know, i know, they're a bulwark against a police state, etc etc
//not a criminal
///never been defended
 
2013-02-16 05:18:25 PM
Beavis, you dumbass. Prepare your great cornholio for entry in PMITA prison. Uh-huh-huh-huh.
 
2013-02-16 05:19:48 PM
dont be lazy. Someone photoshop him now!!!
 
2013-02-16 05:22:05 PM
Typical Dem.
 
2013-02-16 05:23:30 PM
The nachos will be plentiful at his law firm. I said firm.
 
2013-02-16 05:27:04 PM
Hmmm...after skimming tfa I see that the bad guy is named Cohen and his attorney is named Rosenthal.
The helpless victim is named Simmons.

How do I post one of those cool meme pics that says its all because of those damn jews?

I also saw the name Vasquez. I didn't bother to read what his involvement was but he must be in the 'bad guy' category too because he doesn't sound white.
 
2013-02-16 05:28:09 PM

MontanaDave: Beavis, you dumbass. Prepare your great cornholio for entry in PMITA prison. Uh-huh-huh-huh.


"Would you like to seeeee my bunghole?"
 
2013-02-16 05:28:22 PM
www.jeremyriad.com
 
2013-02-16 05:31:17 PM
A Hamilton County grand jury today handed up an indictment against Greg Cohen, accusing him of trying to bribe a witness in one of the murder cases against Lamar Simmons.

Heh heh heh, his name is seemons.
 
2013-02-16 05:40:20 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.jeremyriad.com image 625x419]


dear god that is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
 
2013-02-16 05:50:25 PM
Now he'll get to score every time he has a client because he's a lawyer now.
 
2013-02-16 05:51:15 PM

I Like Shiny Things: Hmmm...after skimming tfa I see that the bad guy is named Cohen and his attorney is named Rosenthal.
The helpless victim is named Simmons.

How do I post one of those cool meme pics that says its all because of those damn jews?

I also saw the name Vasquez. I didn't bother to read what his involvement was but he must be in the 'bad guy' category too because he doesn't sound white.


The way I read it was that cohen is simmons defense attorney and was trying to bribe a witness in that case. Rosenthal is cohens defense in the bribery case. Vasquez is the guy simmons supposedly killed for snitching in a prior case.

Heh heh heh snitches get stitches
 
2013-02-16 05:52:28 PM

I Like Shiny Things: Hmmm...after skimming tfa I see that the bad guy is named Cohen and his attorney is named Rosenthal.
The helpless victim is named Simmons.

How do I post one of those cool meme pics that says its all because of those damn jews?

I also saw the name Vasquez. I didn't bother to read what his involvement was but he must be in the 'bad guy' category too because he doesn't sound white.


I think Simmons is English, and you missed Pete Rosenwald, Cohen's attorney.
img4.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-16 05:56:18 PM
They grew up to be these guys.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-16 06:07:17 PM
simplychrissa.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-16 06:08:37 PM
Well Fark has got to have an editorial balance--first we have the crooked TX DA who is now a judge and now we have a slimy defense lawyer.  What's going to be the 3rd story in the idiot lawyers' trifecta?
 
2013-02-16 06:11:35 PM

Somaticasual: Butthead, subby. Butthead has the dark hair.


Know how I know you didn't read the headline?
 
2013-02-16 06:16:51 PM
I need torts for my bunghole!
 
2013-02-16 06:22:56 PM

I Like Shiny Things: I also saw the name Vasquez. I didn't bother to read what his involvement was but he must be in the 'bad guy' category too because he doesn't sound white.


Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
zinemaniacos.files.wordpress.com
No, have Joo?

/actually
//she has
 
2013-02-16 06:35:10 PM

jdmac: They grew up to be these guys.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Lol, THAT was the Beavis picture I was looking for XD
 
2013-02-16 06:56:25 PM

happyleper: Somaticasual: Butthead, subby. Butthead has the dark hair.

Know how I know you didn't read the headline?


Know how I know you don't know the headline writer didn't know butthead was the one that actually looked like the guy in the article. Dark hair and the guy at least looks tall = butthead, not beavis. You gotta be pedantic when making meaningless pop culture references!

//85% serious, possibly 79%
 
2013-02-16 07:18:41 PM

jdmac: They grew up to be these guys.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Damn, looks like The Leader fell on some hard times.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 08:13:29 PM
assets.sbnation.com

Mel Kiper Jr. is Beavis's proud father
 
2013-02-16 09:13:59 PM
"maybe THIS will change your mind" *slides one-sided photocopied dollar bill across counter*

"uuuhhhh, perhaps you'd like to reconsider?"  *slides another one sided photocopied dollar bill across counter*

obscure? hope not, because it was the funniest B&B episode ever. 10 cents to make a copy and Beavis was copying nickels. Plus, you, know, the whole being really, really high at the time
 
2013-02-16 09:41:03 PM
i877.photobucket.comi877.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 10:06:44 PM
He'd look a hell of a lot better if he broke the one big eyebrow down into two smaller ones.

/they're called razors, they're not expensive....
 
2013-02-16 10:42:09 PM
i45.tinypic.com

Dude's sporting a rug.
 
2013-02-16 10:47:09 PM
Is that not a face you can trust?
 
2013-02-16 10:55:29 PM
Repo Man: [i45.tinypic.com image 300x450]

Dude's sporting a rug.

"....sporting."

But yeah.
 
2013-02-16 11:04:35 PM

elvisaintdead: Repo Man: [i45.tinypic.com image 300x450]

Dude's sporting a rug.

"....sporting."

But yeah.




It's funny, before male pattern baldness made me its biatch, I would not have spotted that. But once you've gone bald yourself, toupees become much more obvious. I can understand why people wear them, but I never will.
 
2013-02-16 11:43:15 PM
www.mediabistro.com i45.tinypic.com

All growed-up!
 
2013-02-17 12:00:18 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I Like Shiny Things: I also saw the name Vasquez. I didn't bother to read what his involvement was but he must be in the 'bad guy' category too because he doesn't sound white.

Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
[zinemaniacos.files.wordpress.com image 555x306]
No, have Joo?

/actually
//she has


Holy shiat, PFC Vasquez and the foster mom from Terminator 2 were the same actress? Mind = blown
 
2013-02-17 05:46:01 AM
Defender of a child murderer and a HIV rapist and now accused of witness tampering for a multiple murderer, I wonder what political affiliation our intrepid hero has.

Cohen unsuccessfully ran for Hamilton County Municipal Court judge as a Democrat in 2007 and Blue Ash City Council in 2009.

Maybe when Mr. Cohen gets out of the joint in 6 years he can get a job as a community organizer like his hero Hobama.
 
2013-02-17 11:57:21 AM

Oznog: [www.mediabistro.com image 339x425] [i45.tinypic.com image 300x450]

All growed-up!


And also a time traveler?!
 
2013-02-17 12:02:20 PM

banandar123: Oznog: [www.mediabistro.com image 339x425] [i45.tinypic.com image 300x450]

All growed-up!

And also a time traveler?!


Let me try that again..

www.hollywoodreporter.com

And also a time traveler?!

/preview button is there for a reason
 
2013-02-17 07:41:17 PM

Somaticasual: happyleper: Somaticasual: Butthead, subby. Butthead has the dark hair.

Know how I know you didn't read the headline?

Know how I know you don't know the headline writer didn't know butthead was the one that actually looked like the guy in the article. Dark hair and the guy at least looks tall = butthead, not beavis. You gotta be pedantic when making meaningless pop culture references!

//85% serious, possibly 79%


High forehead.  Square jaw.  That's Beavis.
 
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