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(WTKR)   Pizza shop offers 15 percent discount on pies to gun owners, will never be robbed   (wtkr.com) divider line 22
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2013-02-16 04:23:49 PM
6 votes:
So you're saying prostitutes are as bad as robbers? That's racist.
2013-02-16 04:36:24 PM
5 votes:
Our public transit offers discounts to the mentally challenged too.
2013-02-16 04:33:48 PM
5 votes:
What kind of discount can I receive if I show that I don't allow the King to quarter his troops at my house?
2013-02-16 04:55:33 PM
3 votes:
Open gun carriers are the pride-parade-spandex-glitter-twinks of the gun rights movement.
2013-02-16 11:39:09 AM
3 votes:
Really? You don't think someone with a gun might decide they'd rather get a 100% discount?
2013-02-16 05:28:16 PM
2 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: smells_like_meat: jaytkay: Stores have have no guns and no ammo. Literally zero. They have nothing on the shelves.

Dream on. Media hype. Plenty of guns and ammo available retail and over the web. Spot shortages of some calibers and weapons is all.

My Ruger stock is doing quite well, thank you.

What I was going to say. We're buying my sis a Remington 783 (the newest model) for her birthday this friday. I've already been to a few of the local sporting goods stores and they've got plenty of firearms and ammo. She's an avid hunter and I'm fond of target shooting up at the range or a gun club in the SF bay area I belong to, so we always know where to get ammo. We'd be sad if we couldn't get ammo anymore! (Though we do both agree with more strict laws regarding gun ownership - such as mandatory proficiency testing before the purchase of any firearm - because of the amounts of stupid I see from too many gun owners)

/they also have biodegradable, camoflauge toilet paper at a couple of those stores so that a dumbfark wanna-be hunter doesn't mistake you for a white tailed deer hiding low to the ground behind a tree or a bush...


I'd just yell "I'm takin' a shiat - don't shoot me - just takin' a shiat over here"
2013-02-16 05:18:15 PM
2 votes:
In the spirit of open carriers, I recently decided to exercise my 3rd amendment rights by hanging a huge banner on my house that says "Soldiers Not Welcome."
2013-02-16 05:15:58 PM
2 votes:

ultraholland: What kind of discount can I receive if I show that I don't allow the King to quarter his troops at my house?


A third.
2013-02-16 04:36:25 PM
2 votes:
Prostitutes who eat too much pizza can be had at a discount.
2013-02-16 04:32:52 PM
2 votes:
Somewhere Papa John is hurling cans of anchovies at his marketing department
2013-02-16 12:20:31 PM
2 votes:

unamused: propasaurus: Really? You don't think someone with a gun might decide they'd rather get a 100% discount?

Because having a gun makes everyone a potential robber; just like having a pussy turns all women into hookers.


I can't decide if that's a reductio ad absurdum or a straw man. Maybe a bit of both.
Anyway, it's funny because the headline (and your defense of it) seems to indicate the opposite extreme -- that no one with a gun could be a potential robber.
2013-02-16 12:03:51 PM
2 votes:

propasaurus: Really? You don't think someone with a gun might decide they'd rather get a 100% discount?


Because having a gun makes everyone a potential robber; just like having a pussy turns all women into hookers.
2013-02-16 05:33:46 PM
1 votes:

Yakk: unamused: propasaurus: Really? You don't think someone with a gun might decide they'd rather get a 100% discount?

Because having a gun makes everyone a potential robber; just like having a pussy turns all women into hookers.

We are more concerned about the robbers with the guns then the hookers with the pussys.


How about robbers with pussies? That could be kind of hot.
2013-02-16 05:25:34 PM
1 votes:

smells_like_meat: jaytkay: Stores have have no guns and no ammo. Literally zero. They have nothing on the shelves.

Dream on. Media hype. Plenty of guns and ammo available retail and over the web. Spot shortages of some calibers and weapons is all.

My Ruger stock is doing quite well, thank you.


What I was going to say. We're buying my sis a Remington 783 (the newest model) for her birthday this friday. I've already been to a few of the local sporting goods stores and they've got plenty of firearms and ammo. She's an avid hunter and I'm fond of target shooting up at the range or a gun club in the SF bay area I belong to, so we always know where to get ammo. We'd be sad if we couldn't get ammo anymore! (Though we do both agree with more strict laws regarding gun ownership - such as mandatory proficiency testing before the purchase of any firearm - because of the amounts of stupid I see from too many gun owners)

/they also have biodegradable, camoflauge toilet paper at a couple of those stores so that a dumbfark wanna-be hunter doesn't mistake you for a white tailed deer hiding low to the ground behind a tree or a bush...
2013-02-16 05:15:38 PM
1 votes:

super_grass: I can't wait for the followup story where the owner is either shot dead by a gun nut or gets robbed because of his own stupid rule.

Gun owners are so paranoid and spiteful.


Not all of us.  Most of us understand that regulating dangerous weapons is prudent and in the best interests of society.

The ones you are thinking of have a small penis.
2013-02-16 05:15:21 PM
1 votes:
Step 1: Jack all prices up 15%
Step 2: Offer 15% "Discount" to gun owners.
Step 3: Profit??
2013-02-16 05:08:07 PM
1 votes:

Benjamin Orr: PapaChester: I have told managers on three separate occasions that my party is leaving unless the party with the gun on their hip is removed from the premises.

On all three occasions the police have had to show up to remind the threats that businesses reserve the right to serve who they please and people equipped with firearms were not welcome.

I love CA. You keep your death dealing device away from my sushi, thank you very much.

/big tipper

Not sure if troll or just huge douchebag.


Huge douchebag; think Donald Trump huge
2013-02-16 05:02:21 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: Really? You don't think someone with a gun might decide they'd rather get a 100% discount?


Well, if a pizza place here would do 15% off per firearm, I think we'd be having a lot of pizza at any Sacramento Fark parties. Between a few friends, my sister and I, we'd be getting several free pies.

7th Son of a 7th Son: Since the owner open carries, one would think if a robber shows up one of them would leave in a body bag, and not the owner.


Actually, it's always fairly shocking to me how many people claim to love their guns, whargarble about the second amendment, love carrying them around or displaying them somehow, making sure everyone everywhere forever knows they have a gun - and yet are complete idiots with their guns. You don't need a special permit to open carry in some states, including Virginia. As you don't need to take a test of any kind in VA to buy a handgun other than the "are you violent/a felon? check 'yes' or 'no'" type test either, someone who open carries a handgun in that state is not guaranteed to be able to use it effectively and safely rather than just be a total idiot with their weapon.

A firearm is only an "equalizer" or protection tool (or hunting implement) if you know how to use it, use it well and practice frequently. Otherwise it's just a potential hazard to everyone in shooting range, including the owner of the firearm.

In other words, I'd give owner and gun-toting robber equal odds, all things considered. I might even give the robber a slight edge, as they just may be the type who walked in wanting or expecting to shoot someone, something most of the rest of us would not even dream of and hope we never are put in a situation where we have to shoot someone in defense of ourselves or our families.

/I obviously love my firearms
//I obviously do not think a lot of people who have them should be allowed to have them because they're unsafe idiots
///every potential gun owner in every state should have to pass a test demonstrating they're not unsafe idiots or NO gun for them
2013-02-16 04:55:33 PM
1 votes:
Funny, when the first dumbass gun owner unfamiliar with a safety accidentally fires a weapon in the store, customer traffic will dip by more than 15%
2013-02-16 04:46:43 PM
1 votes:

PapaChester: I have told managers on three separate occasions that my party is leaving unless the party with the gun on their hip is removed from the premises.

On all three occasions the police have had to show up to remind the threats that businesses reserve the right to serve who they please and people equipped with firearms were not welcome.

I love CA. You keep your death dealing device away from my sushi, thank you very much.

/big tipper


Not sure if troll or just huge douchebag.
2013-02-16 04:29:59 PM
1 votes:

unamused: propasaurus: Really? You don't think someone with a gun might decide they'd rather get a 100% discount?

Because having a gun makes everyone a potential robber; just like having a pussy turns all women into hookers.


We are more concerned about the robbers with the guns then the hookers with the pussys.
SN
2013-02-16 04:27:51 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: Really? You don't think someone with a gun might decide they'd rather get a 100% discount?


Uh, dunno if you're all up ons with your robbery basics, but most folks who want a 100% discount don't bother waiting for an invitation.

/wait, did I just feed a troll?
//1/10 -- reason: derp
 
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