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(Chicago Trib)   All bow to the new world champion of Women's Slalo ... UBERHOT SNOWBUNNY ALERT   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 39
    More: Cool, Mikaela Shiffrin, Snow Bunny, giant slalom, dual slalom, Julia Mancuso, Lindsey Vonn, alpine skiing, Lists of Olympic medalists  
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Theaetetus
2013-02-16 04:50:12 PM
snsimages.tribune.com
Gosh, Subby, you're right. Wicked hot. You can tell from the 6 square inches of visible skin.

/this submission is bad and you should feel bad
 
dickfreckle [TotalFark]
2013-02-16 05:23:25 PM
Theaetetus: [snsimages.tribune.com image 600x404]
Gosh, Subby, you're right. Wicked hot. You can tell from the 6 square inches of visible skin.

/this submission is bad and you should feel bad

Still, you can make out her body. I have an appointment with subby's mom, but I would prefer this.

/you're right about the submission sucking, but here it is in green
 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark]
2013-02-16 05:31:18 PM
Meh.  GIS at least brings up this:

www.durangoherald.com

So at least has a little bit of photoshop hilarity potential.
 
bulldg4life
2013-02-16 06:03:17 PM
images.worldnow.com

Penis goes where?
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2013-02-16 06:11:08 PM
www4.pictures.zimbio.com

/ loves the shooting white stuff, obviously
 
zerkalo
2013-02-16 06:12:03 PM
Stupid sexy Flanders Schiffrin
 
seumasokelly [TotalFark]
2013-02-16 06:12:25 PM
17?
 
BigJake
2013-02-16 06:12:52 PM
Theaetetus: [snsimages.tribune.com image 600x404]
Gosh, Subby, you're right. Wicked hot. You can tell from the 6 square inches of visible skin.

/this submission is bad and you should feel bad

I dunno anything about skiiing but it looks like she's gonna thwack that pole hard

heh
 
tom servo bit me
2013-02-16 06:15:09 PM
Seventeen.  You people are gross.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2013-02-16 06:15:11 PM
www.atomic.com

/ cleans up nicely
 
GreatGlavinsGhost
2013-02-16 06:15:11 PM
Why would Austria host a skiing tournament? How can they expect people to ski down mountains with kangaroos jumping all over the place?
 
PacificaFitz
2013-02-16 06:22:04 PM
Subby has issues
 
ChrisDe
2013-02-16 06:35:32 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: [www.atomic.com image 822x336]

/ cleans up nicely

She's got a little Sharapova thing going there. Which is nice.
 
DoctorOfLove
2013-02-16 06:42:45 PM
GreatGlavinsGhost: Why would Austria host a skiing tournament? How can they expect people to ski down mountains with kangaroos jumping all over the place?

It's not the kangaroos you have to watch out for, it's the snow crocs.
 
SBinRR
2013-02-16 06:46:20 PM
DoctorOfLove: GreatGlavinsGhost: Why would Austria host a skiing tournament? How can they expect people to ski down mountains with kangaroos jumping all over the place?

It's not the kangaroos you have to watch out for, it's the snow crocs.

It's the noise of those damn didgeridoos all the way down the mountain that drive me crazy.
 
crotchgrabber [TotalFark]
2013-02-16 06:46:44 PM
DoctorOfLove: GreatGlavinsGhost: Why would Austria host a skiing tournament? How can they expect people to ski down mountains with kangaroos jumping all over the place?

It's not the kangaroos you have to watch out for, it's the snow crocs.

Those are some ugly shoes.
 
RumsfeldsReplacement
2013-02-16 06:46:46 PM
GreatGlavinsGhost: Why would Austria host a skiing tournament? How can they expect people to ski down mountains with kangaroos jumping all over the place?

Austria, not Australia you farking moron!  Did your mom throw you down the steps every day as a kid or something?

/ttj
 
skinink
2013-02-16 06:51:59 PM
She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?
 
ChrisDe
2013-02-16 06:56:08 PM
skinink: She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?

What's special about 18?
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2013-02-16 06:58:49 PM
tom servo bit me: Seventeen.  You people are gross.

Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me
 
Woolwine
2013-02-16 07:03:59 PM
\What is it with good looking skiiers? Vonn, Mancuso, Maze, Burke (RIP), and now Shiffrin?
 
Woolwine
2013-02-16 07:05:44 PM
img4.joyreactor.cc
 
Woolwine
2013-02-16 07:08:31 PM
skinink: She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?

eh, there are a couple, but they skate, not ski.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Kiira Korpi (Finnish figure skater) on top, Amanda Kessel (yes, she's Phil's sister) on the bottom.

\not Subby
 
Sider
2013-02-16 07:30:08 PM
I'd run that Kessel in less than 12 parsecs.
 
BigJake
2013-02-16 07:34:43 PM
tom servo bit me: Seventeen.  You people are gross.

there is no eye roll big enough
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2013-02-16 07:37:33 PM
BigJake: tom servo bit me: Seventeen.  You people are gross.

there is no eye roll big enough

^^^^^^^^^^^
 
thisiszombocom
2013-02-16 08:05:50 PM
so mckayla/mikaela/makaila/meekaielaa is a real name now?

and white people make fun of black people names?
 
SoupGuru
2013-02-16 08:09:15 PM
Woolwine: skinink: She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?

eh, there are a couple, but they skate, not ski.

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 183x275]

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 266x400]

Kiira Korpi (Finnish figure skater) on top, Amanda Kessel (yes, she's Phil's sister) on the bottom.

\not Subby

If you were to copy Phil's face onto hers, I don't think she would look any different.  It's a little disconcerting.
 
Popcorn Johnny [TotalFark]
2013-02-16 08:16:37 PM
tom servo bit me: Seventeen.  You people are gross.

16 is legal, get over it.
 
had98c
2013-02-16 09:27:10 PM
Meh, Lindsay Vonn is hotter.
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2013-02-16 11:43:57 PM
skinink: She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?

17 is legal in some states, slappy.
 
skinink
2013-02-17 12:25:55 AM
Your Average Witty Fark User: skinink: She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?

17 is legal in some states, slappy.

16, 17. You guys act like pedos in your search for girls to look at. Whatever, I think it's funny to point out you're sexualizing girls who are barely legal in "some states" and the response , "meh".
 
UncleStumpy
2013-02-17 12:56:49 AM
skinink: Your Average Witty Fark User: skinink: She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?

17 is legal in some states, slappy.

16, 17. You guys act like pedos in your search for girls to look at. Whatever, I think it's funny to point out you're sexualizing girls who are barely legal in "some states" and the response , "meh".

that's just today's society, unfortunately. you've been around fark long enough to know that.

I don't condone it, but if you feel that strongly, don't come to  message boards with this kind of topic
 
Gordon Bennett
2013-02-17 01:25:26 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
The Mulatto Maker
2013-02-17 01:36:43 AM
skinink: She's seventeen years old subby. Are you unable to find hot women winter OIypians in the 18 years old and above category?

Of course he can't. By the time Olympians reach 18, they've retired from the Olympics.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2013-02-17 01:38:24 AM
Subby is 16. The rest of you are disgusting.
 
HotWingAgenda
2013-02-17 04:31:28 AM
Woolwine: \What is it with good looking skiiers? Vonn, Mancuso, Maze, Burke (RIP), and now Shiffrin?

I liked Picabo Street, in her early days.
 
hundreddollarman [TotalFark]
2013-02-17 06:22:37 PM
You guys do know a "snowbunny" is a white girl who likes black guys, right?
 
Popcorn Johnny [TotalFark]
2013-02-17 06:34:43 PM
hundreddollarman: You guys do know a "snowbunny" is a white girl who likes black guys, right?

That's a mud shark
 
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