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(Digital Spy)   National Organization for Marriage, or NOM, says that protests against Orson Scott Card are un-American. So taking a stand against a homophobe who thinks homosexuals should be imprisoned is un-American. Got it   (digitalspy.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-16 09:24:59 PM
6 votes:
Card is so far in the closet that he visits Narnia.
2013-02-16 05:12:10 PM
6 votes:
d.gr-assets.com
He looks like a member of the
National
Association for
Marriage
Between
Ladies
And men
2013-02-16 04:49:11 PM
6 votes:
"NOM" refers to the sound they wish they were making with a cock in their mouths.
2013-02-16 05:34:04 PM
4 votes:
Pretty odd stance from a guy who traces muscular men in tiny tights for a living.
2013-02-16 05:22:25 PM
4 votes:

Lee451: OSC's views on homnosexuality are no more radical than most of the views here on Christians/Conservatives.

/Call me wrong.


Homosexuality is natural, and something one is born as.

Christianity and Republicanism are learned behaviors that are most definitely evil and unnatural.
2013-02-17 07:46:33 PM
3 votes:
studebaker hoch: Christians saying gays can't marry each other because it goes against Christianity makes no sense.  What if the people getting married aren't Christians?


Q: If you were on a soccer team, would you tell someone on a basketball team they can't touch the ball with their hands, because it breaks the rules of soccer?

Of course, because that heathen should be playing soccer, not basketball.  Basketball is a sinful sport, what with all that ball touching.

Q:  How does two people who love each other getting married threaten marriage again?  Doesn't that just make more married people?

You're using up all the marriage.  Stop it.

Q:  If gays marry each other, the pool of available heterosexual mates is enriched.  If you are heterosexual, is this a good or a bad thing?  Explain.

It's bad, because you can't marry that cute lesbian.  She should be forced to be straight and only make out with women for my personal entertainment.

Q:  Does the (current) ease by which one can file for divorce threaten marriage?

Only when the woman does it.

Q:  Jesus had a dozen really close male friends, and not much contact with females.  Could Jesus have been gay?  Or if not, possibly bi?  Statistically in 12 guys, or 13 if you count His Son, at least one was gay.  Who was it?

Judas.

Q:  Do you think people 2,000 years ago had the same sexual hangups some Christians have in the United States today?

If they were good Christians, they better have!

Q:  Do you think people fifty years from now will have the same sexual hangups some Christians have in the United States today?

They better!

Q:  Do you believe there have always been gays?  If so, how have they not destroyed society yet?  If not, explain why you think this is so, and when gays first appeared.

Cain was gay and killed his bro because he wouldn't be gay with him.  He is the father of all gays.
Little know fact:  The mark of Cain is fabulousness.

Q:  If God were against gays, why has He not cast them into the Sun?  Why did He create gays in the first place?

It's an amazing testament to his glory.  See, for God to be all wise and all just, he had to create gays.  God said you can't lay with a man as you do with a woman, right?  But, if there was no one who wanted to do that, what would be the point of him mentioning that?  It would be dumb and God would be dumb.  So, he had to make gays so his just proclamation would make sense.  He truly is an awesome God, isn't he?

Q:  The Bible doens't say men are allowed to breathe air.  Does breathing offend God?

Dude, EVERYTHING offends God.  Have you even read the Bible?

Q:  Blowjobs are not mentioned in the bible.  Does a beej offend God if it's a female doing the work?

Er, on second thought, this is the only thing that doesn't offend God.  In fact, he wishes more of it, and he wishes it on me particularly.  So get cracking females.
2013-02-17 12:19:24 AM
3 votes:
I hear they're making Sword of Shannara movies.

Well, actually, they're just taking the Lord of the Rings movies, changing the titles, and dubbing in different names. Terry Brooks fans won't know the difference.
2013-02-16 09:34:06 PM
3 votes:

obamadidcoke: Card is so far in the closet that he visits Narnia.


Holy crap - I came in here for the express purpose of saying something about a lamppost and a faun, having read Card's work.  Are you me, in a different time stream or something?
2013-02-16 07:13:27 PM
3 votes:
This is like the fifth Orson Scott Card thread on FARK in the past month. Is he blowing Drew or something?
2013-02-16 06:21:14 PM
3 votes:

studebaker hoch: chewielouie

Yeah, poopers were made for penises . . . naturally.

God made man perfectly, in His Own Image.

As part of his intelligent design, he made men 100% compatible sexually.  We always have been, and we always will be.  There is nothing in the bible where either God or His Own Son say one word against gays.  We are perfect in the eyes of God.  That's why he loves us.

God doesn't make mistakes.


The creation of Adam is the first time the Bible does not say "and it was good" after the event.
2013-02-16 05:16:20 PM
3 votes:
Well, his writing sucks, so I expected he would be in favor of the gays....
2013-02-16 09:03:53 PM
2 votes:

Lee451: OSC's views on homnosexuality are no more radical than most of the views here on Christians/Conservatives.


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2013-02-16 06:41:16 PM
2 votes:
I know I'll get yelled at on Fark for saying this, but the only reason Orson Scott Card is known at all is because he wrote a masturbatory fantasy for a bunch of nerds who played way too many video games and wanted vindication for all the years of getting their heads stuffed in toilets. Those people bought his books in hardcover.

His writing is crap.
2013-02-16 05:12:56 PM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-17 02:06:42 PM
1 votes:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: chewielouie: Yeah, poopers were made for penises . . . naturally.


The animal kingdom apparently learned it from us, then.


That there is some intelligent design.  I mean, if a banana fitting a monkey's hand is intelligent design, the fact that penii fit in poopii must be intelligent design as well.
2013-02-17 03:05:53 AM
1 votes:
A guy whose writing I don't like believes things I disagree with. It's great when my choices are easy.
2013-02-17 12:59:03 AM
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: You need to get your farking facts straight. The man has written about gay characters. He has nothing personally against gay people. As a christian, he thinks it's immoral. He's entitled to that opinion, no matter how wrong we may think it. He has never said they should be in jail. Get your facts straight and go pick on someone who deserves it.


He only called for open revolution if same sex marriage is legalized, nothing radical or anything.
2013-02-17 12:41:58 AM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: The creation of Adam is the first time the Bible does not say "and it was good" after the event.




Nope, it does. Genesis 1:31: וַיַּרְא אֱלֹהִים אֶת-כָּל-אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה, וְהִנֵּה-טוֹב מְאֹד; וַיְהִי-עֶרֶב וַיְהִי-בֹקֶר, יוֹם הַשִּׁשִּׁי. And God saw every thing that He had made, and, behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
2013-02-17 12:37:14 AM
1 votes:

Lady Indica: That being said, Ender's Game is an extremely good book, and one I think everyone should actually read (yes, it's that good.)


This is false. It's mostly just silly. And boring.

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: It read like something Gene Roddenberry wrote for the character of Wesley. I couldn't not picture Wil as Ender


I never thought of that, but it's pretty much dead-on.
2013-02-16 11:28:58 PM
1 votes:
[Peeks into thread]

*ahem*


Bigotry is a learned behavior.

/Altarboy is my surname
2013-02-16 11:07:06 PM
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Pretty odd stance from a guy who traces muscular men in tiny tights for a living.


You'd think he'd be more encompassing - a wide stance, if you will.
2013-02-16 07:57:16 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: I'm still sad that Dan Simmons pulled a Dennis Miller after 9/11. "Flashback" was like reading Tea Party doomsday propaganda.


Stephen Hunter did the same thing. He went from reasonably conservative action/gun writer with a classic strong-silent-independent type protagonist in most of his books, to full derp ranting for the most recent one.

It was like someone told the action authors of the country that they only appeal to the gun-nut teahaddist types, and that they should dumb it down, and turn up the derp to 11.
2013-02-16 07:52:53 PM
1 votes:
stupid WYSIWYG editor.
2013-02-16 07:45:58 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: [d.gr-assets.com image 171x239]
He looks like a member of the
National
Association for
Marriage
Between
Ladies
And men


Holy crap. I know a guy that looks exactly like him!!!

And he's a flaming douchebag too!!!
2013-02-16 07:43:05 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: oh, and writers should keep their politics in their stories and not make a big deal about 'em in public.  you still gotta sell books.  STFU and be a writer, avoid politics and write stories.


I'm still sad that Dan Simmons pulled a Dennis Miller after 9/11. "Flashback" was like reading Tea Party doomsday propaganda.


ZeroCorpse: This is like the fifth Orson Scott Card thread on FARK in the past month. Is he blowing Drew or something?


Nah, that would be gay.
2013-02-16 07:37:46 PM
1 votes:

chewielouie: Yeah, poopers were made for penises . . . naturally.


Exactly.  Why do you think the prostate is exactly where it is?  Either it evolved there, or God put it there.
2013-02-16 07:19:02 PM
1 votes:
A comic showing what OSC's Superman would be like: (I wanted to post this, but the damn image is too large): Link
2013-02-16 07:02:40 PM
1 votes:

SaltyDonnie: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: chewielouie: Yeah, poopers were made for penises . . . naturally.


The animal kingdom apparently learned it from us, then.

Animals often eat each other, thier own young, and thier own shiat. So what's your point?

I can stick a screwdriver in an electric socket, but that's not what either is used for. So that action doesn't equal plugging in a lamp.


Form a topographical standpoint it does.
2013-02-16 06:40:16 PM
1 votes:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: chewielouie: Yeah, poopers were made for penises . . . naturally.


The animal kingdom apparently learned it from us, then.


Animals often eat each other, thier own young, and thier own shiat. So what's your point?

I can stick a screwdriver in an electric socket, but that's not what either is used for. So that action doesn't equal plugging in a lamp.
2013-02-16 06:00:17 PM
1 votes:
Card is a pretty shiatty writer. Can we protest him based on that or is that also un-American?
2013-02-16 05:59:07 PM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: How did "standing up for traditional marriage" morph into "no gay marriage?" In what way does same-sex marriage prevent people from having "traditional" (WTH that is) marriages?

I think I missed a turn somewhere.


The same way "standing up for the white race" turned into "no black people."
2013-02-16 05:45:23 PM
1 votes:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: chewielouie: Yeah, poopers were made for penises . . . naturally.


The animal kingdom apparently learned it from us, then.


DAMN THAT MARLON PERKINS!
2013-02-16 05:45:19 PM
1 votes:

Even With A Chainsaw: I've never read Ender's Game, buy my SIL gave me Pathfinder to read.  I thought it was pretty predictable, but interesting.  I didn't get any overt attempts politicizing his writing.

Though now that I've found all this nonsense out about him, I'm not so inclined to read the sequel.


Order is very important in reading literature.  You should have started by reading Ender's Game and then quit.
2013-02-16 05:34:17 PM
1 votes:

1000 Ways to Dye: His Homecoming series was cool. Except for the last book. It made absolutely no sense.
None.
Finishing an otherwise good series with a story as incomprehensible as "Earthborn" is reason enough for him to stop writing.


That's because that series was literally the Book of Mormon played out in space. From character names to plot resolutions.
2013-02-16 05:33:21 PM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: How did "standing up for traditional marriage" morph into "no gay marriage?" In what way does same-sex marriage prevent people from having "traditional" (WTH that is) marriages?

I think I missed a turn somewhere.


Generally, people who "stand up for traditional marriage" believe that only so-called traditional marriage between a man and a woman is the only combination that should ever be allowed ever, because if two men or two women marry, their "traditional" marriages will be null and void and they will have to go out and gay marry the first person they find.

/or, because Jesus. whatever.
2013-02-16 05:27:00 PM
1 votes:
I'd protest him for his shiatastic books and his obviously gay chipmunk face.
2013-02-16 05:20:28 PM
1 votes:
Wow, this guy is destroying his reputation right as his most well known book is about to go mainstream (with the film and all). What a schmuck.
2013-02-16 05:20:26 PM
1 votes:
You'd think he'd be thrilled there's gay men out there. Less guys competing for the same number of 12 year old child brides he's after.
2013-02-16 05:16:04 PM
1 votes:
His Homecoming series was cool. Except for the last book. It made absolutely no sense.
None.
Finishing an otherwise good series with a story as incomprehensible as "Earthborn" is reason enough for him to stop writing.
2013-02-16 05:14:47 PM
1 votes:
Because using your speech rights, which is about as American as you can get, is unamerican if you use them to criticize somebody involved with NOM. Okay.
2013-02-16 05:06:04 PM
1 votes:
Moooorrrmmaaaannnns iiiiinnnnnn ssspppppaaaaacccceeeeee.

shiatty shiatty human being, sucking kids into his cult by sneaky Mormon brainwashing in his shiatty scifi writing.
 
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