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(NYPost)   Is it not enough that this man owns a mansion and the world's biggest yacht that he can't get some privacy on Manhattan's West Side?   (nypost.com) divider line 30
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2013-02-16 12:40:49 PM
8 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-02-16 02:42:28 PM
3 votes:
It has a bumper sticker that says "My Other Penis Is A Thimble".
2013-02-16 02:06:32 PM
3 votes:

borg: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]

Came here to post "I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht,"


AGAIN!
2013-02-16 03:02:11 PM
2 votes:
That's just the decoy yacht. The real one is moored about 2.5 km sout ++++++++carrier lost
2013-02-16 02:29:23 PM
2 votes:
216.77.188.54

/ unimpressed
2013-02-16 07:31:19 PM
1 votes:

Just_a_Bear: I wonder how many Russians got to starve to death so he could have his toy.


Probably zero, unless the yacht is made out of food.
2013-02-16 04:58:25 PM
1 votes:

megarian: RoyHobbs22: You should never . . .

Stick your dick in crazy?
Get a Liberal Arts degree?
Beer before liquor?
Buy a boat?


Get involved in a land war in Asia.?
Go against a Sicilian when death is on the line?
Underestimate the predictability of stupidity?
Shove yer grannie aff the bus?
2013-02-16 04:31:02 PM
1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: You should never . . .


Stick your dick in crazy?
Get a Liberal Arts degree?
Beer before liquor?
Buy a boat?
2013-02-16 04:13:50 PM
1 votes:

Glancing Blow: Think he gets laid much?



With a yacht that size?
2013-02-16 04:12:22 PM
1 votes:
It has two helipads and a mini-submarine and is believed to come equipped with bulletproof windows, intruder-detection and missile-defense systems, a crew of 60 - and lasers that sweep the perimeter, firing beams to foil gawkers and photographers.

I wonder if the TSA has thoroughly searched his para-military ship.
I wonder if this anti-missile defense system is passive or if it fires chaff.
I wonder if a chaff cannon could be used to disperse a biological weapon.
I wonder if anyone remembers that bio-weapon test the US navy conducted in San Francisco bay.
I wonder what the Russians have done with those thousands of tons of anthrax they've been sitting on for years.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_biological_weapons_program
I wonder if this tinfoil hat makes me look crazy.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-02-16 03:57:32 PM
1 votes:
Pffft.

You call *that* a penis size anxiety compensation?
2013-02-16 03:33:08 PM
1 votes:
Job creators.
2013-02-16 03:22:24 PM
1 votes:
arabiangazette.comFeh, this is how I roll.
2013-02-16 03:17:44 PM
1 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

/I'll manage, Sir
2013-02-16 03:17:24 PM
1 votes:

Deathfrogg: DarkSoulNoHope: robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?

Depends. How many US politicans has he bribed so far?

Just the important ones. Bear in mind this guy made his money, at least the foundation of his fortune, by flat out stealing it, and a LOT of people, including several journalists, died in the process. The only reason Interpol hasn't arrested the guy is he keeps all the right palms nicely greased.


The article called it something out of a James Bond movie. I guess his history would make him a Bond villain. I only have one concern with this douche parking his penis extension in New York, and that is whether or not he's on Putin's good side. If not, Putin could pull a false flag and create an international incident.

/...And yes, I did put my tinfoil hat on for that one.
//Anthrax.
2013-02-16 03:15:11 PM
1 votes:
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
2013-02-16 03:04:05 PM
1 votes:

Glancing Blow: Think he gets laid much?


Yes, but the one thing he truly desires, love, is something he cannot buy.
2013-02-16 02:59:49 PM
1 votes:
A guy I know who owns a 26 foot Santana once told me that, while a house involves digging a hole in the ground and throwing money in it, owning a boat involves throwing money in the water.

I hope, at least, this guy is providing employment for people who like to live and work on boats.
2013-02-16 02:58:37 PM
1 votes:
Hand gun permits are almost imposable to get in NY but missile defense system permits are a dime a dozen.
2013-02-16 02:47:32 PM
1 votes:
Came here for Elmer Fudd reference. Leaving disappoint.
2013-02-16 02:43:01 PM
1 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-02-16 02:40:48 PM
1 votes:
God damn that thing is huge.

/that's what she said
2013-02-16 02:32:40 PM
1 votes:
What poor pitiful bastard lives on the west side? And why is this news?
2013-02-16 02:20:07 PM
1 votes:

The Martian Manhandler: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]

Came for Elmer Fudd. Left satisfied.


Elmer J Fudd, millionaire. He owns a mansion and a yacht!
2013-02-16 02:17:59 PM
1 votes:
Hint: If you're "publicity-shy", don't go around on a private $1.5 billion 533-foot yacht.
2013-02-16 02:15:47 PM
1 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?

Depends. How many US politicans has he bribed so far?


Just the important ones. Bear in mind this guy made his money, at least the foundation of his fortune, by flat out stealing it, and a LOT of people, including several journalists, died in the process. The only reason Interpol hasn't arrested the guy is he keeps all the right palms nicely greased.
2013-02-16 02:05:52 PM
1 votes:
I'm Elmer J. Fudd
I own a mansion and a yacht
and all the little ladies dig what I got

I'm armed to the teeth
and I can't be beat
and I'm a crazy old sucker for wabbit meat

I'm wappin

I'm wappin

No wabbit's gonna catch me nappin
2013-02-16 02:05:37 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]


Came for Elmer Fudd. Left satisfied.
2013-02-16 02:03:59 PM
1 votes:
This guy made billions through bribery, stealing from the state and murder.

He'll fit right in on wall street.
2013-02-16 12:27:43 PM
1 votes:
I own a dingy and I keep my port holes  open.

/actually, she's a twenty-two footer, and I keep her on an even  keel.
/has owned paid for many sailboats.

// loves the walk the piers to view the boats

///that other group at the piers are extra
////
 
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