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(NYPost)   Is it not enough that this man owns a mansion and the world's biggest yacht that he can't get some privacy on Manhattan's West Side?   (nypost.com) divider line 90
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2013-02-16 12:27:43 PM
I own a dingy and I keep my port holes  open.

/actually, she's a twenty-two footer, and I keep her on an even  keel.
/has owned paid for many sailboats.

// loves the walk the piers to view the boats

///that other group at the piers are extra
////
 
2013-02-16 12:40:49 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 02:03:59 PM
This guy made billions through bribery, stealing from the state and murder.

He'll fit right in on wall street.
 
2013-02-16 02:05:37 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]


Came for Elmer Fudd. Left satisfied.
 
2013-02-16 02:05:52 PM
I'm Elmer J. Fudd
I own a mansion and a yacht
and all the little ladies dig what I got

I'm armed to the teeth
and I can't be beat
and I'm a crazy old sucker for wabbit meat

I'm wappin

I'm wappin

No wabbit's gonna catch me nappin
 
2013-02-16 02:05:52 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]


Came here to post "I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht,"
 
2013-02-16 02:06:32 PM

borg: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]

Came here to post "I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht,"


AGAIN!
 
2013-02-16 02:06:36 PM
If you want privacy, take your gluttonous display of overwhelming wealth out to sea. If that's still not enough, scuttle it while still on board. You'll DEFINITELY get some privacy then.
 
2013-02-16 02:07:12 PM
There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?
 
2013-02-16 02:10:54 PM

robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?


Depends. How many US politicans has he bribed so far?
 
2013-02-16 02:15:47 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?

Depends. How many US politicans has he bribed so far?


Just the important ones. Bear in mind this guy made his money, at least the foundation of his fortune, by flat out stealing it, and a LOT of people, including several journalists, died in the process. The only reason Interpol hasn't arrested the guy is he keeps all the right palms nicely greased.
 
2013-02-16 02:15:49 PM
In some cultures, peasants were put to death for looking upon the glory of the aristocracy.
 
2013-02-16 02:17:59 PM
Hint: If you're "publicity-shy", don't go around on a private $1.5 billion 533-foot yacht.
 
2013-02-16 02:17:59 PM
How to sleep with one eye open.
 
2013-02-16 02:18:02 PM
Sounds like the villain of a new Clive Cussler book... how long until Dirk and Al try to sneak aboard?
 
2013-02-16 02:18:35 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?

Depends. How many US politicans has he bribed so far?


It doesn't have to be a minigun based system ala the us navy. It coyld be a simple jamming system (flares radar etc) or laser system to destroy the guidance systems of missiles.
 
2013-02-16 02:19:58 PM
He should get Frank Drebin to get the gawkers to disperse.
 
2013-02-16 02:20:07 PM

The Martian Manhandler: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]

Came for Elmer Fudd. Left satisfied.


Elmer J Fudd, millionaire. He owns a mansion and a yacht!
 
2013-02-16 02:21:42 PM
That's quite a garish coping mechanism....
 
2013-02-16 02:21:47 PM

robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?


That's exactly why I clicked "comments". Can anyone explain? I haven't had my GED from WikiLawSchool renewed.
 
2013-02-16 02:23:40 PM
blogs.citypages.com

/Wants one, too...
//Am I the only one that still has that record cassette?
 
2013-02-16 02:23:43 PM

The_Homeless_Guy: DarkSoulNoHope: robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?

Depends. How many US politicans has he bribed so far?

It doesn't have to be a minigun based system ala the us navy. It coyld be a simple jamming system (flares radar etc) or laser system to destroy the guidance systems of missiles.


That still seems glaringly illegal. I can't even have a radar detector/jammer for my stupid Grand Am.
 
2013-02-16 02:24:47 PM
How do you spend that much money? Not the morals of it, just, 1.5b what?
 
2013-02-16 02:28:00 PM

megarian: robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?

That's exactly why I clicked "comments". Can anyone explain? I haven't had my GED from WikiLawSchool renewed.


As someone else mentioned earlier, it's probably just a passive defense system, like flares and chaff. This seems kind of silly to me, because anyone who can afford to fire missiles at you can afford much more direct and lethal ways to express their displeasure. (aircraft, shipboard heavy guns, etc)
 
2013-02-16 02:29:23 PM
216.77.188.54

/ unimpressed
 
2013-02-16 02:30:36 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 450x282]


Came for this reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-16 02:32:40 PM
What poor pitiful bastard lives on the west side? And why is this news?
 
2013-02-16 02:33:19 PM

Wookie Milson: [blogs.citypages.com image 850x637]

/Wants one, too...
//Am I the only one that still has that record cassette?


Nope, no indeed
 
2013-02-16 02:33:26 PM

megarian: That still seems glaringly illegal. I can't even have a radar detector/jammer for my stupid Grand Am.


Dude has so much money that he can buy off anyone. He'd make an awesome James Bond villain.
 
2013-02-16 02:33:58 PM

FloydA:


Thanks. I came for this and it happened right away.
Faith in Fark currently maintained.
 
2013-02-16 02:37:47 PM
Think he gets laid much?
 
2013-02-16 02:40:48 PM
God damn that thing is huge.

/that's what she said
 
2013-02-16 02:40:59 PM
Maybe try owning some smaller boats if you need your privacy.  What's that?  People won't know how rich you are if you get a smaller boat?

*tiny violin*
 
2013-02-16 02:42:28 PM
It has a bumper sticker that says "My Other Penis Is A Thimble".
 
2013-02-16 02:43:01 PM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-16 02:45:05 PM

quiet_american: This guy made billions through bribery, stealing from the state and murder. Using government influence to make billions of dollars

He'll fit right in on wall street.


FTFY
 
2013-02-16 02:47:32 PM
Came here for Elmer Fudd reference. Leaving disappoint.
 
2013-02-16 02:49:05 PM
How the hell can they get something that big to dock so perfectly straight without hitting anything? I've never driven a boat let alone been on one 1/100th that size.
 
2013-02-16 02:52:10 PM
You should never . . .
 
2013-02-16 02:56:24 PM
Deathfrogg:
Just the important ones. Bear in mind this guy made his money, at least the foundation of his fortune, by flat out stealing it, and a LOT of people, including several journalists, died in the process. The only reason Interpol hasn't arrested the guy is he keeps all the right palms nicely greased.

Interpol does not arrest people.
 
2013-02-16 02:58:37 PM
Hand gun permits are almost imposable to get in NY but missile defense system permits are a dime a dozen.
 
2013-02-16 02:59:49 PM
A guy I know who owns a 26 foot Santana once told me that, while a house involves digging a hole in the ground and throwing money in it, owning a boat involves throwing money in the water.

I hope, at least, this guy is providing employment for people who like to live and work on boats.
 
2013-02-16 03:02:11 PM
That's just the decoy yacht. The real one is moored about 2.5 km sout ++++++++carrier lost
 
2013-02-16 03:02:23 PM

ruudbob: Hand gun permits are almost imposable to get in NY but missile defense system permits are a dime a dozen.


Celebrities usually have no problem with handgun permits in NYC, so why would missile defense permits (if they actually existed) be any different?
 
2013-02-16 03:04:05 PM

Glancing Blow: Think he gets laid much?


Yes, but the one thing he truly desires, love, is something he cannot buy.
 
2013-02-16 03:04:37 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: How the hell can they get something that big to dock so perfectly straight without hitting anything? I've never driven a boat let alone been on one 1/100th that size.


That is a great question, especially with the water working against you.  It's not like backing up an SUV into a small garage (carhole).
 
2013-02-16 03:06:39 PM

JohnnyRebel88: 7th Son of a 7th Son: How the hell can they get something that big to dock so perfectly straight without hitting anything? I've never driven a boat let alone been on one 1/100th that size.

That is a great question, especially with the water working against you.  It's not like backing up an SUV into a small garage (carhole).


Probably a sophisticated system controlling a network of bow and stern thrusters.
 
2013-02-16 03:09:12 PM

o5iiawah: quiet_american: This guy made billions through bribery, stealing from the state and murder. Using government influence to make billions of dollars

He'll fit right in on wall street.

FTFY



"using government influence" is quite an exercise in newspeak when it involves bribery, cronyism and murder.
 
2013-02-16 03:15:11 PM
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
 
2013-02-16 03:17:24 PM

Deathfrogg: DarkSoulNoHope: robodog: There's no way in hell it has a missile defense system. Does anyone honestly think the US Navy would allow a ship outfitted with such a system (which could easily be reprogrammed for offensive capabilities) into US territorial waters, let alone into Manhattan?

Depends. How many US politicans has he bribed so far?

Just the important ones. Bear in mind this guy made his money, at least the foundation of his fortune, by flat out stealing it, and a LOT of people, including several journalists, died in the process. The only reason Interpol hasn't arrested the guy is he keeps all the right palms nicely greased.


The article called it something out of a James Bond movie. I guess his history would make him a Bond villain. I only have one concern with this douche parking his penis extension in New York, and that is whether or not he's on Putin's good side. If not, Putin could pull a false flag and create an international incident.

/...And yes, I did put my tinfoil hat on for that one.
//Anthrax.
 
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