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(New York Daily News)   Woman suing strip club for $50,000 after getting a thumb down during rehearsal for competition   (nydailynews.com) divider line 23
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2013-02-16 11:28:39 AM  
Looks like a clear-cut case.
 
2013-02-16 11:40:00 AM  
Is that Canadian Dollars or Great British Pounds the lady in the pic is picking up?
 
2013-02-16 12:00:17 PM  
She hasn't got a pole to hang from
 
2013-02-16 12:10:07 PM  
Great dancing! Let's give her a fifth of a hand, folks!
 
2013-02-16 12:14:11 PM  
Stripper thread?
Calling Grables'Daughter
 
2013-02-16 12:18:46 PM  
It's thumbthing at least.
 
2013-02-16 12:35:28 PM  
Could have been worse
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 01:45:17 PM  
I bet she had quite a gash.
 
2013-02-16 01:45:33 PM  
She's doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-16 01:51:31 PM  
FTFA: "... using props such as swords, footballs, and hula hoops..."

... footballs?
 
2013-02-16 01:51:54 PM  
35...? Really...?

A lot of men's eyesight was saved.
 
2013-02-16 01:57:05 PM  
With helpful picture of what a stripper might look like... Instead of a picture of what the actual stripper might have looked like. You know, to see which direction my "thumb" might have gone.
 
2013-02-16 01:57:06 PM  
They took her thumbs, Charlie. HER THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBS!
 
2013-02-16 01:58:15 PM  
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She missed her shot at a $10,000 prize at the ninth annual Diamond G-String Competition - where dancers try to wow the crowds using props such as swords, footballs and hula hoops ping-pong balls, zucchinis and student-model flutes.

/ FTFT
 
2013-02-16 01:58:25 PM  
It's not the clubs fault that you're not 18, nubile, with perky upturned jiggly boobies and a ass you could bounce a quarter off of. You are a free independent agent, and they are under no obligation to hire you if you're old and fat.

/go be old and fat somewhere else, or try the wet T, you might get lucky.
 
2013-02-16 02:03:11 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: It's not the clubs fault that you're not 18, nubile, with perky upturned jiggly boobies and a ass you could bounce a quarter off of. You are a free independent agent, and they are under no obligation to hire you if you're old and fat.

/go be old and fat somewhere else, or try the wet T, you might get lucky.


Someone didn't RTFA...
 
2013-02-16 02:04:04 PM  
Aerial work is dangerous. If you are going to do it, be really careful and inspect your equipment carefully.
 
2013-02-16 02:08:33 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: It's not the clubs fault that you're not 18, nubile, with perky upturned jiggly boobies and a ass you could bounce a quarter off of. You are a free independent agent, and they are under no obligation to hire you if you're old and fat.

/go be old and fat somewhere else, or try the wet T, you might get lucky.



Lol, some finger pointing there
 
2013-02-16 02:10:39 PM  
What are the odds that she was fugly and drunk off her ass at the time? Leave those kind of acrobatics to the professionals.
 
2013-02-16 02:13:24 PM  
Nice stock photo of what a stripper from 1999 looked like.
 
2013-02-16 02:15:16 PM  
Wow.. Some little special snowflake aimed high in life didn't they.
 
2013-02-16 02:16:19 PM  
If there's a sharp edge on what she was using to dance with, she has a case.

New job description: "Stripper Apparatus Safety Inspector"
 
2013-02-16 02:52:52 PM  
She'll win, and honestly, how much of an idiot does the club owner have to be to not double and triple check that the place is safe as possible? Between the drunk patrons and the strippers being on who-knows-what why risk getting sued?

Hell the last strip club I was in... there wasn't one sharp edge on anything in the place. Every table, the stage and the bar all had curved corners, the chairs and tables were bolted down etc. I commented on it to the manager and he laughed and said the insurance company he uses had offered him a nice discount if he rounded all the corners and bolted down the furniture. Apparently another strip club they insured had a giant brawl break out (punches, furniture thrown around etc) and their security camera was a fake one (can you say cheap owner?). :S So they had to interview a few dozen people plus staff, figure out what happened, pay out a bunch of money etc. He also said that he doesn't let the girls bring their own props (if they want something he'll get it for them and make sure it's safe) and that he was going to make the stage bigger. "It's not my own girls I worry about, they don't seem to touch anything stronger than booze. But these 'tour' strippers that have done a porno or two... they show up and the first thing they ask is where they can get an 8ball". Then he shook his head sadly.
 
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