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(The Raw Story)   Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis   (rawstory.com) divider line 75
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2013-02-16 02:24:59 PM  
I'm from the area.  Although I've no special love for police in general, it seems they were cool with this one.  Responded to the complaints, laughed it off, and left.  It was the mom who tore the thing down after the commotion, increase in traffic an' whatnot..
 
2013-02-16 02:26:43 PM  
Finally, a photo! Saw the "news" item yesterday - film of the side , with picturesque stone wall in the back ground, and interviews with the Outraged Neighbors. Thought I was going to have to drive over there...

It's across TWO bridges, though...didn't want to pack an overnight bag.
 
2013-02-16 02:27:31 PM  
I wish it had stayed up five more days so that all the car exhaust would have turned it into a Big Black Cock.
 
2013-02-16 02:29:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 02:37:38 PM  
MY HOMETOWN MADE IT TO FARK. Took long enough.

/Rhody represent
//Would still live there if there were job opportunities that didn't involve, um, fishing or escorting.
 
2013-02-16 03:06:25 PM  

eraser8: I don't even think I would've recognized that as a penis unless somebody pointed it out to me.

And, then I wouldn't care.


So then it's been a long time since you've seen one?
 
2013-02-16 03:18:14 PM  
TeddyBallGame &NewportBarGuy

How many " are we getting today? I wonder how many copycats we'll hear about tomorrow...
 
2013-02-16 03:37:26 PM  

Walker: "They're teenage boys - there's worse things they could be doing," she told a Huffington Post reporter. "It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall."

I like her attitude.


I am not worried about these boys' ability to survive in the world.
 
2013-02-16 03:58:17 PM  
www.coyoteblog.com

Oblig.
 
2013-02-16 04:01:55 PM  
How do you know if your teenage boys are gay? NTTAWWT.
 
2013-02-16 04:08:10 PM  
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2013-02-16 04:11:56 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-16 04:31:03 PM  

SmithHiller: How do you know if your teenage boys are gay? NTTAWWT.


Teenage boys who make a big dick are not gay, they're just boys.
 
2013-02-16 06:08:50 PM  
What a stupid mother. You don't defend your kids when they do stupid crap like this. You make them knock it down, punish them, and then go laugh hysterically in private.

Slutter McGee
 
2013-02-16 06:15:50 PM  

eraser8: I don't even think I would've recognized that as a penis unless somebody pointed it out to me.

And, then I wouldn't care.


If you are male, you should see a doctor. I thought it was a pretty impressive penis likeness, myself.
 
2013-02-16 06:22:57 PM  

redheadedslut: TeddyBallGame &NewportBarGuy

How many " are we getting today? I wonder how many copycats we'll hear about tomorrow...


Why don't we all just go to Mudville and get tanked!
 
2013-02-16 07:58:42 PM  
Best mom evar.
 
2013-02-16 08:24:54 PM  

NutWrench: "They're teenage boys - there's worse things they could be doing," she told a Huffington Post reporter. "It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall."

Awesome! (Actually, I was going to say, "she sounds cool with it" but I didn't want to make a cheap joke.)


Ummm ... she may be the best mom in the world ...
 
2013-02-16 09:32:26 PM  
I once helped make a 7 foot dick on the front lawn of my high school.  The only one that had a problem with it was the principal.

Last year I made a snowman sporting wood (a nominally penis shaped branch).  My sense of humor is still 10 years old.

penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
 
2013-02-16 10:35:58 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I once helped make a 7 foot dick on the front lawn of my high school.  The only one that had a problem with it was the principal.

Last year I made a snowman sporting wood (a nominally penis shaped branch).  My sense of humor is still 10 years old.

penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis


Then you might appreciate that you've got comment #69.
 
2013-02-16 10:50:49 PM  
Also, I've gotta ask, how can you have a thread like this without voting enabled?
 
2013-02-17 12:43:21 AM  

cyberspacedout: Smeggy Smurf: I once helped make a 7 foot dick on the front lawn of my high school.  The only one that had a problem with it was the principal.

Last year I made a snowman sporting wood (a nominally penis shaped branch).  My sense of humor is still 10 years old.

penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis

Then you might appreciate that you've got comment #69.


WHOOHOO!

How do you figure out what the post number is anyway?
 
2013-02-17 02:08:08 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: cyberspacedout: Smeggy Smurf: I once helped make a 7 foot dick on the front lawn of my high school.  The only one that had a problem with it was the principal.

Last year I made a snowman sporting wood (a nominally penis shaped branch).  My sense of humor is still 10 years old.

penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis

Then you might appreciate that you've got comment #69.

WHOOHOO!

How do you figure out what the post number is anyway?


Dumb luck - I just happened to be browsing the main page when the thread's number of comments was 69. Yours was last on the list.
 
2013-02-17 09:10:59 AM  

cretinbob: White people problems


Speak for yourself.  I'm hung like a horse.
 
2013-02-19 09:01:26 PM  
Such much potential for a great headline.  Such much fail.
 
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