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(The Raw Story)   Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis   (rawstory.com) divider line 75
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2013-02-16 09:45:09 AM
Cops: "We'll get right on it!"
 
2013-02-16 10:00:54 AM
Are you sure it wasn't a statue of Governor Chafee?

/Obvious
 
2013-02-16 10:06:43 AM
"They're teenage boys - there's worse things they could be doing," she told a Huffington Post reporter. "It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall."

Awesome! (Actually, I was going to say, "she sounds cool with it" but I didn't want to make a cheap joke.)
 
2013-02-16 10:15:04 AM
Just wait a while, it'll shrink.
 
2013-02-16 10:15:40 AM
I don't even think I would've recognized that as a penis unless somebody pointed it out to me.

And, then I wouldn't care.
 
2013-02-16 10:46:13 AM

NewportBarGuy: Are you sure it wasn't a statue of Governor Chafee?

/Obvious


How about a Gordon Fox joke?  We can do this.  We can be like the Fark RI joke Voltron.
 
2013-02-16 10:54:11 AM
White people problems
 
2013-02-16 10:59:14 AM

TeddyBallGame: NewportBarGuy: Are you sure it wasn't a statue of Governor Chafee?

/Obvious

How about a Gordon Fox joke?  We can do this.  We can be like the Fark RI joke Voltron.


According to ProJo.com: Speaker Fox salivated at photos of RI's newest insertion into the annals of state history.
 
2013-02-16 11:25:21 AM
Police response was soft
 
2013-02-16 11:27:32 AM

NewportBarGuy: TeddyBallGame: NewportBarGuy: Are you sure it wasn't a statue of Governor Chafee?

/Obvious

How about a Gordon Fox joke?  We can do this.  We can be like the Fark RI joke Voltron.

According to ProJo.com: Speaker Fox salivated at photos of RI's newest insertion into the annals of state history.


AAAAND scene.  Good job everyone.  Let's call it a day.
 
2013-02-16 11:45:05 AM
"They're teenage boys - there's worse things they could be doing," she told a Huffington Post reporter. "It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall."

I like her attitude.
 
2013-02-16 12:03:57 PM
You have to love Lil' Rhody!  Giant snow penis and the bug blue bug.
 
2013-02-16 12:07:58 PM
Obviously No Shrinkage
 
2013-02-16 12:10:05 PM
Oh NO! Someone made a sculpture of something that half the people on the planet have! Heaven forbid!
 
2013-02-16 12:14:03 PM
Why do I suddenly have an urge to play Spore?
 
2013-02-16 12:15:04 PM
You gotta have neighborhood f*ck-ups.  They're the ones living in the shack they got from granny when she died, and as it slowly rots into the ground, they set themselves more and more against the rest of the neighborhood - with their high-falutin' jobs and recent model cars.  Those kids are probably doomed.
 
2013-02-16 12:16:21 PM
media.weirdworm.com
Yes, someone complained and this happened.
 
2013-02-16 12:16:53 PM

TeddyBallGame: NewportBarGuy: Are you sure it wasn't a statue of Governor Chafee?

/Obvious

How about a Gordon Fox joke?  We can do this.  We can be like the Fark RI joke Voltron.


RI itself _is_ the joke.  Chafee, Fox, a place called "Central Falls", the windmills that took 1+ years to bring online, the 41 cities/towns in an area smaller than metro Phoenix, the list goes on and on.
 
2013-02-16 12:18:25 PM
No, no, I said a 12 inch pianist.
 
2013-02-16 12:18:28 PM

PreMortem: Just wait a while, it'll shrink.


img.rp.vhd.me

"It shrinks?"
 
2013-02-16 12:18:55 PM
If I was their neighbor, I would be offended too.  I mean, it barely even looks like one.  If you are going to do it, do it right!  I would've guessed it was a spaceship or a building.
 
2013-02-16 12:20:05 PM

cretinbob: White people problems


Not this white person. (hangs head)

/I blame my dad.
 
2013-02-16 12:21:13 PM
Meanwhile....

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-16 12:21:31 PM
The sculpture is officially down," a post to the page explained. "Enough excitement for 2 days. What started as an innocent joke was taken out of proportion by people with nothing else to do but complain. Life is short...keep smiling....and have Fun!I hope they called a giant snow penis doctor for that.
 
2013-02-16 12:23:26 PM
www.telefonica.net

/ even funnier in Spanish . . .
// caliente
 
2013-02-16 12:24:12 PM
What's the idea, to fark mother nature?
 
2013-02-16 12:28:52 PM
Checks article
Nope, none of my relatives
Good old Rhody
 
2013-02-16 12:30:42 PM
Don't mention the shape of the 'pawn' pieces in chess.

/Pull back the foreskin and 'WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!"
//Children? : Your local Catholic priest is on the case......

Prudes are suck farking pervs.
 
2013-02-16 12:31:57 PM
What started as an innocent joke was taken out of proportion by people with nothing else to do but complain.

People like that deserve to be made uncomfortable.
 
2013-02-16 12:34:17 PM

cretinbob: White peoplenis problems

 
2013-02-16 12:35:33 PM
Yup. Puritanism in this country is a mile wide and an inch deep.
 
2013-02-16 12:45:45 PM
Used to be that a large penis would always be welcome.
 
2013-02-16 12:47:45 PM
Hey now, our entire society will fall into anarchy if giant snow peni are allowed in public.  Now, if it was big ole snow titties, then everything would be cool.
 
2013-02-16 12:49:47 PM

NewportBarGuy: Are you sure it wasn't a statue of Governor Chafee?

/Obvious


it was erected in honor of David Cicilline
 
2013-02-16 12:51:14 PM
What dirty-minded people those complainers are. I just see a candle .  ;)
 
2013-02-16 12:55:28 PM
I usually call the police over the phone, but, whatever works for those crazy Rhode Islanders.
 
2013-02-16 12:59:50 PM
So that's what happens if you drop a Cialis in the snow!

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2013-02-16 12:59:55 PM
Some people have a real hard on about this, I guess.
 
2013-02-16 01:07:10 PM
Clearly, RI doesn't have online gaming.  Try playing Black Ops II for 30 minutes without seeing a penis in someone's playercard.  Usually a penis doing very penis-y things.. you know.. ejaculating, penetrating a ficticious bunghole, being felated by a ficticious woman..

/Don't be such a prick hater
 
2013-02-16 01:15:18 PM
Delivery for... I. C. Wiener.
 
2013-02-16 01:19:34 PM
"It's just a big pair of balls now,"

Epic journalism.
 
2013-02-16 01:20:14 PM
Mom of the year. Ladies, this is how you parent.
 
2013-02-16 01:23:43 PM
What a dick!!!
 
2013-02-16 01:25:35 PM
LOL

Did something similar about 35 years ago ..... A friend and I made a 6' tall snow penis (in two pieces, not including the balls) and put it in the yard of a convicted child molester about 3 AM.

However, being stupid kids, we also placed about 10 bottle rockets around the snow sculpture. They were linked together with fuse that we bought at a local hobby shop. We lit the fuse and walked casually to my car parked a block away. We made it half way to the car before all Hell broke loose.

In retrospect? I'm sorry that the other people in the neighborhood were deprived of a good night's sleep.

Someone saw us drive off.... The police visited my home the next morning. Since I denied everything I wasn't charged. But the police officers that came to my house smiled, nodded and winked at me as they were leaving.

Child molesters suck

Yeah.... Cool story Bro..... Bite me
 
2013-02-16 01:27:46 PM
BTW.... If you are wondering how the police were able to track me just simply because someone saw my Red Chrysler LeBaron? The child molester was someone we grew up with..... so he knew my car.
 
2013-02-16 01:32:58 PM

cretinbob: White people with short penises problems


FTF the complainers
 
2013-02-16 01:35:16 PM
(funny combination of words) then "cold-cocked"
 
2013-02-16 01:35:18 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: You have to love Lil' Rhody!  Giant snow penis and the bug blue bug.


And excise taxes on vehicles that are worth less than the taxes owed on 'em.  grrr..don't get me going.
 
2013-02-16 01:45:55 PM
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day... Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day... Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...
 
2013-02-16 02:14:44 PM
South Kingstown? Hell.  They see more from college streakers at farkin' Rhody than that.

\and yes, Fark Rhody
\\PC's won 4 in a row! Woo!!!
 
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