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(Lancashire Evening Post)   102-year-old woman celebrates her birthday. Her secret? Cigarettes and alcohol   ( ) divider line
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2013-02-16 01:21:31 PM  
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And to think she foolishly threw away at least another 85 years by smoking
2013-02-16 11:52:56 AM  
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jake_lex: She has given up smoking in the past few weeks: TFA says because of her family's concern over "falling ash."  I wonder if it's because she's on oxygen therapy, and she was lighting up cigs inches away from a stream of pure oxygen.  I had a great aunt (well, not a *great* aunt, my grandmother's sister) who did that, and it was terrifying.


Or she often falls asleep while holding a lit cigarette.
2013-02-16 11:49:27 AM  
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Well I don't smoke but when I reach 110, I plan in telling the papers that my secret to long life is:
* Bacon
* Heavy cream in my coffee
* A glass of wine every day
* Daily sex with a sexy younger man

Seriously a life with those things is worth living past a 100!

2013-02-16 08:35:27 AM  
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Looks like some of us are on our way to immortality
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