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(Fox News)   New Jersey college student starts a condom delivery service. Guarantees delivery in 30 minutes, or the baby is free   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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902 clicks; posted to Business » on 16 Feb 2013 at 9:51 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-16 09:58:51 AM  
When two people are looking to get intimate, not having "protection" can really kill the mood.

You know what else would probably kill the mood?  Calling up some strange dude with a surplus of condoms to ask if he can bring one over.
 
2013-02-16 10:45:22 AM  
Is there an extra fee for installation?
 
2013-02-16 11:00:09 AM  

HighlanderRPI: Is there an extra fee for installation?


LOL, the cut of your jib - I like it.
 
2013-02-16 11:09:24 AM  
30 minutes? Might have the bonus of forcing some people to learn foreplay.
 
2013-02-16 12:05:48 PM  
A free baby is a serious bargain.  I'm not sure this business model is sustainable.
 
2013-02-16 12:22:33 PM  
Was the 'Stupid' tag on vacation?
 
2013-02-16 12:31:28 PM  
... and he'll get sued after the first condom failure.
 
2013-02-16 01:07:38 PM  
repeat..
 
2013-02-16 01:09:53 PM  
He could upgrade his services to offer a stunt cok when performance is an issue..

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2013-02-16 01:32:37 PM  
30 minute wait for 30 seconds
 
2013-02-16 01:43:47 PM  
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2013-02-16 02:14:15 PM  
Just pull out
 
2013-02-16 03:13:12 PM  
Maybe he should get a UAV, like the burrito guy.
 
2013-02-16 06:33:01 PM  

BumpInTheNight: When two people are looking to get intimate, not having "protection" can really kill the mood.

You know what else would probably kill the mood?  Calling up some strange dude with a surplus of condoms to ask if he can bring one over.


I'd be a little annoyed if my date was interrupted by a random dude showing up and staying long enough to hand something over to my date. Annoyed, and I'd wonder if I had just witnessed a drug deal or something.
 
2013-02-16 11:23:38 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Is there an extra fee for installation?


Delivery services usually charge extra to wrap your package.
 
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