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(NBC News)   Russian bombers probed U.S. defenses around Guam at the same time as the president gave his State of the Union Speech. Military officials refused to speculate about the timing, but Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 25
    More: Interesting, Guam, Russians, State of the Union, U.S., military officials, Defense Department  
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2013-02-16 09:46:03 AM
6 votes:
Hell, I don't even know what to call them. Guambats? The Guamish? Guammy bears?
2013-02-16 09:36:23 AM
5 votes:
In retaliation, Obama fired up the meteor machine. Take that, you dirty Russkies.
2013-02-16 06:19:44 AM
5 votes:
Russians can't even keep a meteor from exploding over their skies. You know what Russia is? It's a sitting duck, a road apple. Russia is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Russia.
2013-02-16 09:58:33 AM
4 votes:
Putin on the blitz?
2013-02-16 09:40:14 AM
4 votes:
I want to warn the Russians, if they tip over Guam, it will be considered an act of war.
2013-02-16 09:35:24 AM
4 votes:
I'm assuming this is why we shot an asteroid at them and Cuba.
2013-02-16 09:56:39 AM
3 votes:

deadsanta: Forget bear cavalry, the Russkies have bear bombers?!? We're so farked.


Not really. They are completely useless in the winter.
2013-02-16 12:19:14 PM
2 votes:
Our president isn't picking fights with our allies so he's weak.  If he was a real man he'd start a nuclear war over nothing.
2013-02-16 11:13:53 AM
2 votes:

The Bestest: As been said, this happens pretty much weekly, particularly in Alaska. Non-story.


www.tommyjournal.com 

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."
2013-02-16 09:39:07 AM
2 votes:
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2013-02-16 09:16:38 AM
2 votes:
Guam has been looking for a fight for years. It's why we shouldn't cut defense.
2013-02-16 06:39:23 AM
2 votes:
Dear Russia,

Please stop trying to make Guam happen.

Sincerely,
America
2013-02-16 11:05:03 AM
1 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: The Russians have been flying ELINT modified Bears to the edge of and sometimes into our air space since the 60s.  It's kinda their thing.  We fly out and say GTFO and they turn around and go back to Russia.  Everyone goes home and nothing happens (except that one time when someone collided with one by accident)

http://tu-95.net/tupolev-tu-95-bear-intercepts-from-the-1960s-till-t od ay/#


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As been said, this happens pretty much weekly, particularly in Alaska. Non-story.
2013-02-16 10:45:48 AM
1 votes:
I love chicks speaking Russian.  I heard one chick say one thing on one of those meteor videos and got all distracted.  Maybe it's that talking to a chick with a Russian accent makes me feel like James Bond.
2013-02-16 10:31:12 AM
1 votes:
Because all major military powers do this to each other every day.

More important question is why this is news now. Guam must need money I'm guessing.
2013-02-16 10:04:11 AM
1 votes:
I hear Russian bombers probed your mom.
2013-02-16 09:55:38 AM
1 votes:

jake_lex: I wonder how many American planes were probing Russian defenses at around the same time.  Or Chinese defenses.  Or North Korean defenses.  Etc. etc.

Non-story.


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2013-02-16 09:54:00 AM
1 votes:

Slaxl: Russians can't even keep a meteor from exploding over their skies. You know what Russia is? It's a sitting duck, a road apple. Russia is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Russia.


Would you say it is a rotten structure which only needs a kick in the door to be brought down?
2013-02-16 09:49:48 AM
1 votes:
What about all the prisoners at Guamtonomo Bay??
2013-02-16 09:49:02 AM
1 votes:
First Obama gives away free Reaganphones in Cleveland, now this.

It's like we rebooted Final Fantasy and the last save point was in 1985.
2013-02-16 09:49:01 AM
1 votes:

jake_lex: I wonder how many American planes were probing Russian defenses at around the same time.  Or Chinese defenses.  Or North Korean defenses.  Etc. etc.

Non-story.


We must not allow a probing gap.
2013-02-16 09:47:43 AM
1 votes:

texdent: Is Guam even that vital to us?


It's our chief source of guamanium.
2013-02-16 09:44:02 AM
1 votes:
Guam!?

What is this? 1945?
Are they going to disrupt our oil shipments from Australia that don't exist?

Call em and tell em they can fly all over the motherfarker for all we care. It's farking Guam.
2013-02-16 09:22:23 AM
1 votes:

Slaxl: Russians can't even keep a meteor from exploding over their skies. You know what Russia is? It's a sitting duck, a road apple. Russia is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Russia.


I am from Russia. What you say Russia weak?
2013-02-16 08:31:10 AM
1 votes:
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