Slaxl: Russians can't even keep a meteor from exploding over their skies. You know what Russia is? It's a sitting duck, a road apple. Russia is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Russia.
Wolfman Johnny: I'm assuming this is why we shot an asteroid at them and Cuba.
Snarfangel: In retaliation, Obama fired up the meteor machine. Take that, you dirty Russkies.
Snarfangel: I want to warn the Russians, if they tip over Guam, it will be considered an act of war.
Wolfman Johnny: I'm assuming this is why we shot an asteroid at them and Cuba.I'm assuming this is why we shot an asteroid at them and Cuba.
texdent: Is Guam even that vital to us?
jake_lex: I wonder how many American planes were probing Russian defenses at around the same time. Or Chinese defenses. Or North Korean defenses. Etc. etc.Non-story.
Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: Hell, I don't even know what to call them. Guambats? The Guamish? Guammy bears?
Void_Beavis: First Obama gives away free Reaganphones in Cleveland, now this.It's like we rebooted Final Fantasy and the last save point was in 1985 1987.
deadsanta: Forget bear cavalry, the Russkies have bear bombers?!? We're so farked.
YouPeopleAreCrazy: texdent: Is Guam even that vital to us?Yeah, pretty much[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x240][www.vrc-50.org image 441x279]
MurphyMurphy: YouPeopleAreCrazy: texdent: Is Guam even that vital to us?Yeah, pretty much[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x240][www.vrc-50.org image 441x279]Or we could close a military base in a region where we can just as easily use an allies territory and facilities. Like we do when we don't have the option of building stupidly expensive bases just for the sake of it. In fact we could even encourage other nations to step up to the plate since apparently we are all in this together. (the whole reason everyone loves us doing it, we pay and they don't)Fark, that would be terrible. The globe would run red and we would rue the day.GUAM IS VITALand my ass is a corn muffin.
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