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(National Post)   Oh Canada. Oh Canada. OH CANADA   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 67
    More: Stupid, Canadians, customer complaint, control commission, Alcohol law, Ron Jeremy, Winnipeg Free Press, Liquor Control Board of Ontario  
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2013-02-16 12:48:37 PM
If that offends you, you don't deserve alcohol.
 
2013-02-16 01:08:06 PM
I went to a bar and notified the female I went home with that my name was Canada. When we were wrestling she kept saying "Oh Canada." It sounded like the anthem on repeat.
 
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2013-02-16 01:14:55 PM
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2013-02-16 01:18:16 PM

o'really: I've never wanted to put ron jeremy in my mouth.

There is so much wrong with this article, I don't know where to start. Hip hop ban? Racists!

Why did I think canada didn't have prohibition? Didn't those bootleggers sneak across the canada border in all those movies? And what about that (awesome) movie called "the saddest music in the world" where canadia lured everyone there during prohibition to imbibe beer and slide into pools of its delicious goodness?

/my tapeworm says I should sleep with your brother.
/i heart isabella rosselini.


Canada as a whole didn't have prohibition, but various provinces and municipalities did.
 
2013-02-16 02:16:53 PM
It's good...but the next morning my tongue always feels furry...
 
2013-02-16 02:30:26 PM

Amusedtodeath: Meanwhile in Germany, there is a beer called "farking Hell"


Meanwhile here in Alberta, I'm drinking Big Rock's new Hellsbock (6.66%) that I bought at Liquor Box.

So clearly, liquor board control varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction.
 
2013-02-16 03:15:10 PM
number_man:
God Is My Co-Pirate:

Is it true that strippers in most states don't get fully naked, and you can't drink in a strip club?

"it does indeed depend on the state, but usually, full nudity implies they can't sell alcohol.."

Here in cali it's illegal to sell alcohol where there's full nudity, so there's usually a cover charge to get into those places.

Male strippers can't get fully nude at all.

Sexists.
 
2013-02-16 04:31:57 PM

Nemo's Brother: ghostwind: BumpInTheNight: God Is My Co-Pirate: number_man: S'rong wi-chu?!?

I'll never understand you Canucks - stronger cigarettes and a biatchy liquor board. A conundrum wrapped in an enigma cooked into gravy drizzled on poutine.

Is it true that strippers in most states don't get fully naked, and you can't drink in a strip club?

Worst yet I've heard that America's youth aren't considered responsible enough to drink until they are ...21...like come on that's ridiculous!

ghostwind: I never claimed that manitoba is not part of Canada, just that saying the policies of one province do not equal the polices of another

So this isn't an example of the typically draconian liquor laws spread out among Canada's regions?  Oh, my bad I thought this was.

It could be an example of draconian liquor laws in Canada... Nonetheless this title and article commit the fallacy of false equivocation. It would be like someone writing an article titled "All Americans are Asshats," and then writing an article about one guy they met once in the middle of Arkansas at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. While this person is representative of some Americans (and other nationalities in general), he does not represent all Americans.

Such whiny prissy biatches Canadians are.


A photo of what a "prissy biatchy Canadian" must look like. Oh, and I am very truly sorry that we are like that. Really, I am. Eh.
 
2013-02-16 05:16:49 PM
Liberals are funny3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-16 05:28:45 PM

clane: Liberals are funny[3.bp.blogspot.com image 590x450]


There's a perfectly good gun rights thread on the main page you could be masturbating too instead of stinking up this one with your completely irrelevant post.  Go on now, get over there and start fapping your gun, go on.  Good dog, good dog.

/even your profile screams "set me on ignore because I am a loud dullard with no friends"
 
2013-02-16 05:34:16 PM

thepeterd: Pour me a stiff one.


Cornhole licker?
 
2013-02-16 05:36:18 PM

your average maint. man: why did i think of Celine Deon right away w/o reading the article?


I have no idea, because the image of me putting my cock in her is the opposite of sexy, and the corollary of "ew".

Ron Jeremy can split that plank.
 
2013-02-16 05:47:53 PM

Valiente: thepeterd: Pour me a stiff one.

Cornhole licker?


I'm driving, so tonight I'll stay with Tang.
 
2013-02-16 06:32:33 PM
Meanwhile, the government won't put police on the streets to keep drunks from destroying large parts of the city on weekends.

But at least the guy who stabbed that other guy and took a shiat in the street was drinking an OBSCENE LIQUOR.
 
2013-02-16 07:23:59 PM
How Canadian...

"People complained about the booze so we pulled it off the shelves and then some people complained about that so we put it back on the shelves. We are sorry."
 
2013-02-17 01:03:54 AM

ghostwind: A photo of what a "prissy biatchy Canadian" must look like. Oh, and I am very truly sorry that we are like that. Really, I am. Eh.


Liar. The Trololo guy was Russian.
 
2013-02-17 01:35:54 AM

WeenerGord: ghostwind: A photo of what a "prissy biatchy Canadian" must look like. Oh, and I am very truly sorry that we are like that. Really, I am. Eh.

Liar. The Trololo guy was Russian.


Russian, Canadian, Both are no good socialist Commie Socialists. I see no difference between the two.
 
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