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(Daily Mail)   From the "not thinking the cunning plan all the way through" files: After getting plastic surgery worth over $15K each, two girls now experience their artificially enhanced bodies as a "curse". Because they attract too much attention from men   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-02-16 10:55:35 AM
8 votes:
Who the fark has a boob job at 15?  You can't even be sure your "done" yet.

Just going to go with "You two and your entire family are idiots" and move on.
2013-02-16 11:38:16 AM
4 votes:
They hate the attention so much that they agreed to a photo spread in the Daily Fail.  That's how much they hate it.
2013-02-16 11:04:42 AM
4 votes:
"Mom, I'm 15 and need money for liposuction."
"Fark you.  Go for a jog.  Do some situps.  You're 15 and I'm a cleaning lady."
2013-02-16 11:05:43 AM
3 votes:
What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl? Her natural breasts aren't even done growing yet! Couldn't she have worn a padded bra?
2013-02-16 10:52:38 AM
3 votes:
they attract too much attention from men

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2013-02-16 02:11:36 PM
2 votes:

badgerb: Dude: Did those women give you permission to post their pics on Fark?

A certain brother posted his sisters pic on Fark without her permission.
Won't post her pic. Apparently you could be banninated if you do.


I don't see any pictures of women, just trophies.
2013-02-16 01:29:02 PM
2 votes:

theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.


Nice, but what are they like as people?  Looking amazing is relatively easy when you're born with it.  Looking like a model while being a sweet person is somewhat more difficult.

A disproportionate number of friends and acquaintances have married women from mountainous areas of Latin America.  Maybe a Utah/Colorado thing.
2013-02-16 11:01:47 AM
2 votes:
Jennifer should ask for a refund.

And breast enlargement at 15? WTF. Any dude who shacks up with he better be on the lookout for the crazy.
2013-02-16 10:59:30 AM
2 votes:
www.ksta.de

I needed another pic to forget that pic from the article exists in my universe
2013-02-16 10:53:40 AM
2 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: is that like a before and after picture?


I think those are both after pictures.
2013-02-16 10:53:16 AM
2 votes:
All that lipo and it was still a losing battle against fish, chip, and pie.
2013-02-16 10:53:15 AM
2 votes:
They should have spend a few grand fixing their faces.

Butterfaces will always get a lot of attention from people who know they aren't really out of their league.
2013-02-16 04:31:13 PM
1 votes:

PapaChester: FunkOut: Breast implants at 15? Isn't that a bit bloody early?

That surgeon should be arrested.


The parent should be arrested.  Quinceanera, is the US equivalent of sweet 16 in the US, and the parents of low rent latin americans want to throw a bash which includes tits so they can impress the neighbors with how nubian rich they are.
2013-02-16 02:08:15 PM
1 votes:

theflatline: theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.
[i635.photobucket.com image 640x480]
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

[i635.photobucket.com image 797x555]

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling
[i635.photobucket.com image 453x604]
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor
[i635.photobucket.com image 473x552]
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">
[i635.photobucket.com image 280x426]
But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

dammit fark and photonucket.


Dude: Did those women give you permission to post their pics on Fark?

A certain brother posted his sisters pic on Fark without her permission.
Won't post her pic. Apparently you could be banninated if you do.
2013-02-16 12:10:55 PM
1 votes:
So they got plastic surgery to look average and fat?
2013-02-16 12:03:36 PM
1 votes:

Atomic_Cockroach: Well when they got all this surgery to attract men, they just kind of assumed that it would only apply to attractive men. And in that they're no different from many other women who tarted themselves up only to realize - too late - that ugly guys can see too.


Basically.

If you haven't yet realized, girls don't mind being catcalled. As long as the cat caller is an attractive man making six figures or more.
2013-02-16 12:03:01 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: trucculent


Like the girls in TFA, too many "C"s inserted. . .
2013-02-16 11:55:51 AM
1 votes:
Well when they got all this surgery to attract men, they just kind of assumed that it would only apply to attractive men. And in that they're no different from many other women who tarted themselves up only to realize - too late - that ugly guys can see too.
2013-02-16 11:29:14 AM
1 votes:
Actually, same thing happened to a friend of mine. She's a beautiful Colombian girl but of course no one is pretty enough when you were 19 so she spent the money her working class immigrant parents gave her for college and got tit implants - very large (but good) ones I might add.

Then all she did was complain that no one looked at her in her face any more. Funny thing when that happens, amiright?

As someone who is naturally well-endowed, I had no sympathy from her. What did she think was going to happen?

She got them taken out about 6 years later. What a waste of money.
2013-02-16 11:28:40 AM
1 votes:
No matter what, women will never be happy.

That's what makes them women.
2013-02-16 11:27:46 AM
1 votes:
keystolawofattraction.com
They need this.

We need this.
www.strangecosmos.com
Eye bleach.

/Just doing my part.
//Christ, I'm high on pain pills!
///Wooooooooooooooo!!!
2013-02-16 11:26:14 AM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-16 11:21:33 AM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: After seeing the before pics all that mula didn't really do much, in fact kinda made them look cheaper. If that makes any sense.


Looking cheap gets you far more overt attention than looking attractive ever will. Being flatly gorgeous is intimidating, and the assumption is the person is taken, but having a large bust and rear while being somewhat passable enough suggests a craving for trying to attract men for the short term.
2013-02-16 11:18:14 AM
1 votes:
She wonders if she, too, might have made a similar mistake.
2013-02-16 11:12:47 AM
1 votes:
They're both skanks.
2013-02-16 11:07:23 AM
1 votes:
What a female curse may look like:

rankofics.99k.org
2013-02-16 11:05:02 AM
1 votes:
I see hotter girls than that just going to the gas station
2013-02-16 11:03:35 AM
1 votes:

Glancing Blow: Let me the first to say that subby needs to update his exchange rate; 20K British pounds = $31,042.


I guess you need to update your skills in division by two.
2013-02-16 11:02:24 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe more Brit chicks should consider getting the pixelation treatment.
2013-02-16 10:56:05 AM
1 votes:
Just goes to show, you can't fix ugly.
2013-02-16 08:55:39 AM
1 votes:
i158.photobucket.com

/what, the AWs are getting attention from people who dared to forget to not be unattractive?
 
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