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(Daily Mail)   From the "not thinking the cunning plan all the way through" files: After getting plastic surgery worth over $15K each, two girls now experience their artificially enhanced bodies as a "curse". Because they attract too much attention from men   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-02-16 01:38:41 PM  

The Envoy: However, I honestly didn't realise that it needed any kind of clarification given that, as clearly stated in my last comment, citizenship confers no genetic traits, so their physical appearance has nothing to do with their country of residence.


Yer last comment came after being called out for being wrong on all levels so it doesn't really help here does it.  They were raised in Britain and as established in Mr posts pictures of hottie columbians and others in the thread if they were genuinely columbian they wouldn't look like marbled cottage cheese on legs, clearly they are british in both citizenship and culture.  Just because their complexion sits between basement dweller and tanning mom doesn't mean they aren't british.  Nope, good day sir, good day.
 
2013-02-16 01:43:02 PM  

Koodz: All that lipo and it was still a losing battle against fish, chip, and pie.


www.ilike.org.uk
I bet it was a delicious loss.
www.kapcha.co.nz
 
2013-02-16 01:45:18 PM  
The Envoy:

The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!


Ugh.
 
2013-02-16 01:46:12 PM  

The Envoy: theflatline: But the British lifestyle and diet, is not as good for them as the Colombian one.

Wait.  If I've learned anything from Fark it's that British food is inedible and it's almost certainly impossible to consume the quantities required for obesity.

Lunchlady: Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.

The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!


I did not say British diet was inedible, but in Colombia the diet is heavy in tropical fruits, fresh vegetables, juices, and lean meats, because they are cheaper than processed food.
 
2013-02-16 01:46:23 PM  
You know, instead of lipo and ass implants, you could just hit the gym and do squats. Squats = hot ass on a woman.
 
2013-02-16 01:56:44 PM  
i.imgur.com

Simpsons South Park did it
 
2013-02-16 02:08:15 PM  

theflatline: theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.
[i635.photobucket.com image 640x480]
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

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http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling
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http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor
[i635.photobucket.com image 473x552]
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">
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But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

dammit fark and photonucket.


Dude: Did those women give you permission to post their pics on Fark?

A certain brother posted his sisters pic on Fark without her permission.
Won't post her pic. Apparently you could be banninated if you do.
 
2013-02-16 02:10:46 PM  
All that work and they're still not that attractive.  They should demand a refund.
 
2013-02-16 02:11:36 PM  

badgerb: Dude: Did those women give you permission to post their pics on Fark?

A certain brother posted his sisters pic on Fark without her permission.
Won't post her pic. Apparently you could be banninated if you do.


I don't see any pictures of women, just trophies.
 
2013-02-16 02:12:01 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Yer last comment came after being called out for being wrong on all levels so it doesn't really help here does it. They were raised in Britain and as established in Mr posts pictures of hottie columbians and others in the thread if they were genuinely columbian they wouldn't look like marbled cottage cheese on legs, clearly they are british in both citizenship and culture. Just because their complexion sits between basement dweller and tanning mom doesn't mean they aren't british. Nope, good day sir, good day.


Wait - your contention is now that they're from D.C?  Or South Carolina?  And they're NOT genuinely Colombian even though their parents ARE Colombian?  How does that work?  Also, they look the way they do not only due to their inherited genes but because of cosmetic surgery.  They have had surgery to change the way they look, one assumes for the better.  Without going under the knife, do you think their noses and breasts would have magically changed appearance based on their location?  Hmm, there's an opportunity here.  I'm going to start advertising surgery-free breast enlargement.  Just fly out to a country renowned for women with big boobs and hey presto!  A two week stay for Page 3 boobs, emigrate for Dolly Parton boobs.  I'm obviously misinformed.  Please direct me to some kind of scientific source that shows that culture and citizenship alter genes.  It's such a massive discovery that I'm surprised I've never heard about it.  Maybe that's why so many countries have trouble tracking illegal immigrants.  As soon as they arrive their whole appearance starts to alter!  I should head to Norway, I could do with being a bit taller.
 
2013-02-16 02:14:01 PM  

Lunchlady: The Envoy:

The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!

Ugh.


Now you know how I feel.  Can't escape the fact that my lot spawned that POS rag.  I won't even wrap my fish and chips in it.
 
2013-02-16 02:14:28 PM  

The Envoy: BumpInTheNight: Yer last comment came after being called out for being wrong on all levels so it doesn't really help here does it. They were raised in Britain and as established in Mr posts pictures of hottie columbians and others in the thread if they were genuinely columbian they wouldn't look like marbled cottage cheese on legs, clearly they are british in both citizenship and culture. Just because their complexion sits between basement dweller and tanning mom doesn't mean they aren't british. Nope, good day sir, good day.

Wait - your contention is now that they're from D.C?  Or South Carolina?  And they're NOT genuinely Colombian even though their parents ARE Colombian?  How does that work?  Also, they look the way they do not only due to their inherited genes but because of cosmetic surgery.  They have had surgery to change the way they look, one assumes for the better.  Without going under the knife, do you think their noses and breasts would have magically changed appearance based on their location?  Hmm, there's an opportunity here.  I'm going to start advertising surgery-free breast enlargement.  Just fly out to a country renowned for women with big boobs and hey presto!  A two week stay for Page 3 boobs, emigrate for Dolly Parton boobs.  I'm obviously misinformed.  Please direct me to some kind of scientific source that shows that culture and citizenship alter genes.  It's such a massive discovery that I'm surprised I've never heard about it.  Maybe that's why so many countries have trouble tracking illegal immigrants.  As soon as they arrive their whole appearance starts to alter!  I should head to Norway, I could do with being a bit taller.


itstimetostopposting.jpg.
 
2013-02-16 02:17:16 PM  
Breast implants at 15? Isn't that a bit bloody early?
 
2013-02-16 02:23:04 PM  
Ew. DO NOT WANT.
 
2013-02-16 02:28:44 PM  
I need about that much plastic surgery just so I can look female.  I hate my life.
 
2013-02-16 02:31:25 PM  

theflatline: camaroash: theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

Nice, but what are they like as people?  Looking amazing is relatively easy when you're born with it.  Looking like a model while being a sweet person is somewhat more difficult.

A disproportionate number of friends and acquaintances have married women from mountainous areas of Latin America.  Maybe a Utah/Colorado thing.

Actually all incredibly nice people.

Colombian women tend to have killer bodies in Colombia not because of the gym, but because of the diet and the amount of walking they do, when I live there I average maybe 20 miles on foot a week, and up and down hills 6000 ft above sea level, makes for some great legs.  My wife easily doubles that, and between work, and keeping house, washing things by hand, and the lean meats and natural fruits, people tend to be better looking.  The men not so much, but the women.  Plus, the competition is fierce, so women there tend to maintain themselves for years.

Plus, many of them take cold showers, which is supposed to be better for your skin, which I tend to believe because many wear little to no makeup.

So a combination of hard living, altitude, lower incomes, and forced exercise tend to keep you good looking.


That a woman can look great and be incredibly nice is indeed refreshing.

I think I'll be looking into Colombian cuisine.  It would be nice to have more recipes in my arsenal where lean meats and fresh produce take center stage.  In Utah, we tend to work desk jobs if we're not farmers, but we play _very_ hard.  There's a pretty big gap in body condition that makes the active people easy to pick out in a crowd.  It would be nice if the available food were geared more toward being suitable fuel.

Cold showers are also important since hot water in a high desert climate dries the skin out rather harshly.

And makeup tends not to mix well with sweat, whether that sweat is from the summer heat or from playing hard.

Colorado is much the same way, really.
 
2013-02-16 03:00:13 PM  
Boo. farking. Hoo. Try being a man and getting NO attention whatsoever from women. You wouldn't last a day.
 
2013-02-16 03:19:07 PM  
I don't know what happened to photobucket in the last 2 weeks or so, but the pictures posted on fark won't display, it's just an empty box...

Can you people use another hoster, like imgur?
 
2013-02-16 03:42:33 PM  

Badgers: I don't know what happened to photobucket in the last 2 weeks or so, but the pictures posted on fark won't display, it's just an empty box...

Can you people use another hoster, like imgur?


Don't use the html code link anymore, just copy the direct link URL instead.
 
2013-02-16 04:02:29 PM  

FunkOut: Breast implants at 15? Isn't that a bit bloody early?


That surgeon should be arrested.
 
2013-02-16 04:08:16 PM  
lies. dental work is missing. teeth whitening my arse
 
2013-02-16 04:25:32 PM  
Need more beer.
 
2013-02-16 04:30:38 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Boo. farking. Hoo. Try being a man and getting NO attention whatsoever from women. You wouldn't last a day.


Indeed. We're used to being self-sufficient, ignored, and just keeping calm & carrying on. Most of us, anyway.

Of course, that's true of women, too. Huh. It's almost as if attention whoring isn't really a gender-based issue, but just a sad thing in general.
 
2013-02-16 04:31:13 PM  

PapaChester: FunkOut: Breast implants at 15? Isn't that a bit bloody early?

That surgeon should be arrested.


The parent should be arrested.  Quinceanera, is the US equivalent of sweet 16 in the US, and the parents of low rent latin americans want to throw a bash which includes tits so they can impress the neighbors with how nubian rich they are.
 
2013-02-16 05:34:51 PM  
Articles like thus from the Daily Fail are why Americans think British girls are ugly.
 
2013-02-16 05:48:39 PM  
theflatline:
But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

Colombians eat other Colombians? Is that their ancient beauty secret?
It's good to be pretty, but does it really justify cannibalism?

yes
 
2013-02-16 06:12:51 PM  
My butt and breasts  look pretty close to the one on the left, and I'm not being stalked by men. Of course, I'm packing a few extra pounds, dress modestly,and don't usually talk much.
 
2013-02-16 07:11:59 PM  
ew
 
2013-02-16 08:40:08 PM  
Hope they kept their receipts.
 
2013-02-16 10:03:40 PM  
Problem with attention whores (or AW's) like these is that in their tiny little minds it's "I don't mind the attention, as long as it's from the 0.0000000000001% of the male population I might be interested in. Maybe.".
"Attention" doesn't work like that, girlies. You're out in public, you don't get to pick and choose who pays attention to your AWing.
 
2013-02-16 11:21:59 PM  
So they were trying to look like J-Lo?

A swing and a miss for each of them.
 
2013-02-17 12:22:18 AM  

octopied: My butt and breasts  look pretty close to the one on the left, and I'm not being stalked by men. Of course, I'm packing a few extra pounds, dress modestly,and don't usually talk much.


It doesn't work if you are a guy.
 
2013-02-17 05:31:25 AM  

BumpInTheNight: itstimetostopposting.jpg.


Good comeback.
 
2013-02-17 09:48:05 AM  
All that work and money and sadly, still not pretty. How sad.
 
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