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(Daily Mail)   From the "not thinking the cunning plan all the way through" files: After getting plastic surgery worth over $15K each, two girls now experience their artificially enhanced bodies as a "curse". Because they attract too much attention from men   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
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2013-02-16 11:35:10 AM  
trucculent
 
2013-02-16 11:35:49 AM  
It's like a PSA about the dangers of liposuction.

Having a thin midsection and a face fit for several sizes up looks REALLY farking wrong, ladies. Nothing wrong with having a few extra pounds, especially if the alternative is looking like a bobblehead.
 
2013-02-16 11:38:16 AM  
They hate the attention so much that they agreed to a photo spread in the Daily Fail.  That's how much they hate it.
 
2013-02-16 11:55:43 AM  
Left: all that money and she's still chunky and plain.
Right: pretty much a butterface.

whatsupchuck: They hate the attention so much that they agreed to a photo spread in the Daily Fail.  That's how much they hate it.


LOL good point.
 
2013-02-16 11:55:51 AM  
Well when they got all this surgery to attract men, they just kind of assumed that it would only apply to attractive men. And in that they're no different from many other women who tarted themselves up only to realize - too late - that ugly guys can see too.
 
2013-02-16 11:57:10 AM  
Can I say they both look like skanks?

They both look like skanks.
 
2013-02-16 11:57:41 AM  

Lollipop165: Then all she did was complain that no one looked at her in her face any more. Funny thing when that happens, amiright?

As someone who is naturally well-endowed, I had no sympathy from her. What did she think was going to happen?

She got them taken out about 6 years later. What a waste of money.


As a woman (I am guessing) would you ever listen to another woman when she said something like: "you don't want ____ because you are going to get too much male attention?"
 
2013-02-16 12:00:55 PM  
na na na na nana na na na na nana  buttgirl!
 
2013-02-16 12:02:15 PM  

70Ford: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 411x800]


John is so hot!!! LOL

Does anyone around here understand how my penis works?
 
2013-02-16 12:02:37 PM  

The WindowLicker: Lollipop165: Then all she did was complain that no one looked at her in her face any more. Funny thing when that happens, amiright?

As someone who is naturally well-endowed, I had no sympathy from her. What did she think was going to happen?

She got them taken out about 6 years later. What a waste of money.

As a woman (I am guessing) would you ever listen to another woman when she said something like: "you don't want ____ because you are going to get too much male attention?"


The funny thing is, she was one of those girls who prided herself for being smart. She said she got them because her dream was to be a TV news journalist and she thought they would help her career. I'm like, only in Latin American and on Fox News would that help you. Although she does work for FoxNews.com now so there's that...
 
2013-02-16 12:03:01 PM  

vudukungfu: trucculent


Like the girls in TFA, too many "C"s inserted. . .
 
2013-02-16 12:03:36 PM  

Atomic_Cockroach: Well when they got all this surgery to attract men, they just kind of assumed that it would only apply to attractive men. And in that they're no different from many other women who tarted themselves up only to realize - too late - that ugly guys can see too.


Basically.

If you haven't yet realized, girls don't mind being catcalled. As long as the cat caller is an attractive man making six figures or more.
 
2013-02-16 12:10:55 PM  
So they got plastic surgery to look average and fat?
 
2013-02-16 12:17:09 PM  
British attention whores.
 
2013-02-16 12:23:49 PM  
Would have done better spending that kind of cash on personal trainers and healthy food.. would have been heck of a lot better results and the thicker one would have bounced back better after the baby than she clearly did.
 
2013-02-16 12:24:32 PM  
$15k each and they still both look like warmed over shiat. Yay.
 
2013-02-16 12:26:22 PM  
I can hear the consult at the plastic surgeons

"So, you what to look like an average Puerto Rican fat chick?"
 
2013-02-16 12:31:57 PM  

Nogale: What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl? Her natural breasts aren't even done growing yet! Couldn't she have worn a padded bra?


If you want to up the creepy bar yet another notch try on the surgeon who did his own daughter

...'s breast implant surgery

Weird place for an accidental carriage return.
 
2013-02-16 12:36:19 PM  
I don't find either of them attractive...
 
2013-02-16 12:36:59 PM  
Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.
 
2013-02-16 12:42:42 PM  

The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.


The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.
 
2013-02-16 12:46:02 PM  
It's so horrible, so here are some photos to show off.  Gawd the Brits play the stupidest sex games imaginable.
 
2013-02-16 12:46:38 PM  
So this family put $30k towards what their daughters look like as teens.  Yeah, that sounds like money well spent.
 
2013-02-16 12:53:10 PM  
I like big butts, so I'd do em both..at same time and tell everyone about it
 
2013-02-16 12:54:47 PM  

BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.


As a Colombian, we must have exported those butterfaces to britain, because I have had maids in Colombia who were better looking.  No self respecting Colombian dude would even look at that.

Plus they are just outta shape, mom needs to send em back to the Andes, where they can lean eat, stop eating brit food, and get healthy.
 
2013-02-16 12:55:38 PM  

BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.


Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded.  Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.
 
2013-02-16 12:59:08 PM  

The Envoy: BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.

Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded.  Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.


*sigh*  One of you people eh?  You're the one that made the ambiguous statement that could apply to genetic heritage or geopolitical citizenship and looked like an idiot.
 
2013-02-16 12:59:21 PM  
Seriously, what doctor does cosmetic surgery on girls who aren't finished growing?
 
2013-02-16 01:00:57 PM  

The Envoy: BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.

Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded.  Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.


But the British lifestyle and diet, is not as good for them as the Colombian one.  Colombians eat hardly any processed foods in Colombia, and hump it up and down the mountains all day at high altitudes which makes for killer bodies and complexions.

A colombiana born and raised in Colombia would never let herself look that sloppy.

They look like they are from the wrong side of the tracks from Cali.
 
2013-02-16 01:01:13 PM  

Trillian Astra: Seriously, what doctor does cosmetic surgery on girls who aren't finished growing?


Colombian ones.
 
2013-02-16 01:06:55 PM  
Joafu:Maybe more Brit chicks should consider getting the pixelation treatment.


i45.tinypic.com

Your'e right.
 
2013-02-16 01:08:23 PM  

Lollipop165: Colombian ones.


I was thinking "unethical" but I suppose that works, too.
 
2013-02-16 01:08:53 PM  

Lollipop165: Trillian Astra: Seriously, what doctor does cosmetic surgery on girls who aren't finished growing?

Colombian ones.


In low social levels who get new money, are those who move to places like the uk and us, who earn euros or dollars, they fly home and get their kids asses and tits for their 15 birthdays.  From some jack leg doctor.aint no way that cost 30k, unless they are counting air fare, spending money etc.

That is about 2.5k per ass.
 
2013-02-16 01:09:03 PM  
The result? Both now wish they hadn't gone under the knife when they were so young - because their artificially enhanced bottoms and breasts attract too much attention.

We need nude photos in order to make an informed decison.

/then maybe some eyebleach
 
2013-02-16 01:10:48 PM  
I call bs in case no one else has
 
2013-02-16 01:12:42 PM  
How come all these farking stories always come from Britain?

I'm not denigrating British people per se, this shiat happens all over the western world I'm sure, but why the fark do their newspapers always run it?

Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.
 
2013-02-16 01:15:24 PM  

The Envoy: Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.


True, the girls only needed their teeth whitened, not replaced wholesale, to make them presentable (the teeth, that is)... that alone shows they didn't spawn from the Empire's gene pool.
 
2013-02-16 01:15:56 PM  

Lunchlady: How come all these farking stories always come from Britain?

I'm not denigrating British people per se, this shiat happens all over the western world I'm sure, but why the fark do their newspapers always run it?

Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.


Americans prefer their daily rubber necking at human train wrecks in the form of Jerry Springer & reality TV, that's all.
 
2013-02-16 01:18:19 PM  
here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

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39 year old ex girlfriend

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25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

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27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
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But they are all Colombian bred and fed.
 
2013-02-16 01:20:54 PM  
Hey, did anyone else notice that these women are ugly??
 
2013-02-16 01:22:42 PM  

theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.
i635.photobucket.com
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

i635.photobucket.com

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling
i635.photobucket.com
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor
i635.photobucket.com
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">
i635.photobucket.com
But they are all Colombian bred and fed.


dammit fark and photonucket.
 
2013-02-16 01:24:53 PM  
They should ask for their money back.
 
2013-02-16 01:25:15 PM  
Naturally busty you say?
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-02-16 01:27:40 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Lunchlady: How come all these farking stories always come from Britain?

I'm not denigrating British people per se, this shiat happens all over the western world I'm sure, but why the fark do their newspapers always run it?

Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.

Americans prefer their daily rubber necking at human train wrecks in the form of Jerry Springer & reality TV, that's all.


Pretty much, our curse is the Kardashians.
 
2013-02-16 01:28:05 PM  

BumpInTheNight: *sigh* One of you people eh? You're the one that made the ambiguous statement that could apply to genetic heritage or geopolitical citizenship and looked like an idiot.


I will admit to the ambiguity of the statement.  However, I honestly didn't realise that it needed any kind of clarification given that, as clearly stated in my last comment, citizenship confers no genetic traits, so their physical appearance has nothing to do with their country of residence.  That shouldn't make you feel less stupid but it probably will.  I'll also amend part of my statement:

The Envoy: Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded straight up Canadian.


FTFY.
 
2013-02-16 01:29:02 PM  

theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.


Nice, but what are they like as people?  Looking amazing is relatively easy when you're born with it.  Looking like a model while being a sweet person is somewhat more difficult.

A disproportionate number of friends and acquaintances have married women from mountainous areas of Latin America.  Maybe a Utah/Colorado thing.
 
2013-02-16 01:33:27 PM  
"Mom, I'm 15 and need money for liposuction."
"Fark you.  Go for a jog.  Do some situps.  You're 15 and I'm a cleaning lady."
 Or better yet:
"There's the mop, bucket and scrub brush. You work on the kitchen floor while I do the bathroom."

Jogging and sit-ups are for people who don't have physically demanding jobs. These girls could have gotten into good shape helping mom earn more cash.
 
2013-02-16 01:34:26 PM  
Refund?
 
2013-02-16 01:36:36 PM  

camaroash: theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

Nice, but what are they like as people?  Looking amazing is relatively easy when you're born with it.  Looking like a model while being a sweet person is somewhat more difficult.

A disproportionate number of friends and acquaintances have married women from mountainous areas of Latin America.  Maybe a Utah/Colorado thing.


Actually all incredibly nice people.

Colombian women tend to have killer bodies in Colombia not because of the gym, but because of the diet and the amount of walking they do, when I live there I average maybe 20 miles on foot a week, and up and down hills 6000 ft above sea level, makes for some great legs.  My wife easily doubles that, and between work, and keeping house, washing things by hand, and the lean meats and natural fruits, people tend to be better looking.  The men not so much, but the women.  Plus, the competition is fierce, so women there tend to maintain themselves for years.

Plus, many of them take cold showers, which is supposed to be better for your skin, which I tend to believe because many wear little to no makeup.

So a combination of hard living, altitude, lower incomes, and forced exercise tend to keep you good looking.
 
2013-02-16 01:37:09 PM  

theflatline: But the British lifestyle and diet, is not as good for them as the Colombian one.


Wait.  If I've learned anything from Fark it's that British food is inedible and it's almost certainly impossible to consume the quantities required for obesity.

Lunchlady: Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.


The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!
 
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