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(Daily Mail)   From the "not thinking the cunning plan all the way through" files: After getting plastic surgery worth over $15K each, two girls now experience their artificially enhanced bodies as a "curse". Because they attract too much attention from men   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
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2013-02-16 08:55:39 AM
i158.photobucket.com

/what, the AWs are getting attention from people who dared to forget to not be unattractive?
 
2013-02-16 10:48:52 AM
Wow, Life must be SO hard for them.
 
2013-02-16 10:49:12 AM
is that like a before and after picture?
 
2013-02-16 10:52:06 AM
Yikes. What's with the Brits and lipo, etc.? I mean, I know we've got it here in the States, but DAMN those biatches got the BUTTERFACE goin' on!
 
2013-02-16 10:52:38 AM
they attract too much attention from men

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-16 10:53:15 AM
They should have spend a few grand fixing their faces.

Butterfaces will always get a lot of attention from people who know they aren't really out of their league.
 
2013-02-16 10:53:16 AM
All that lipo and it was still a losing battle against fish, chip, and pie.
 
2013-02-16 10:53:23 AM
Let me the first to say that subby needs to update his exchange rate; 20K British pounds = $31,042.
 
2013-02-16 10:53:40 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: is that like a before and after picture?


I think those are both after pictures.
 
2013-02-16 10:54:05 AM
OK OK, I didn't read the headline carefully.
 
2013-02-16 10:55:35 AM
Who the fark has a boob job at 15?  You can't even be sure your "done" yet.

Just going to go with "You two and your entire family are idiots" and move on.
 
2013-02-16 10:56:05 AM
Just goes to show, you can't fix ugly.
 
2013-02-16 10:56:42 AM
The one on the Left might need a permanent Lipo hose attached to her and running to the pool
 
2013-02-16 10:56:56 AM
When I see people spend their money on stupid shiat and then become sad about it, it gives me joy.
 
2013-02-16 10:57:20 AM
howaboutnobear.jpg
 
2013-02-16 10:58:31 AM
They don't look too upset.
Guys grab their asses in the club? Don't wear clingy clothes.

And how the fark did her mother manage to waste that much on a cleaning lady's salary? Did a little drug mule work on the side?
 
2013-02-16 10:58:55 AM
After seeing the before pics all that mula didn't really do much, in fact kinda made them look cheaper. If that makes any sense.
 
2013-02-16 10:59:30 AM
www.ksta.de

I needed another pic to forget that pic from the article exists in my universe
 
2013-02-16 11:00:30 AM
The one on the right is quite hot.  The one on the left, no so much.
 
2013-02-16 11:01:47 AM
Jennifer should ask for a refund.

And breast enlargement at 15? WTF. Any dude who shacks up with he better be on the lookout for the crazy.
 
2013-02-16 11:02:24 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe more Brit chicks should consider getting the pixelation treatment.
 
2013-02-16 11:03:35 AM

Glancing Blow: Let me the first to say that subby needs to update his exchange rate; 20K British pounds = $31,042.


I guess you need to update your skills in division by two.
 
2013-02-16 11:03:54 AM
Dumbasses.

/Can't think of any other way to describe them.
 
2013-02-16 11:04:16 AM
Exactly how fat was the one on the left before the liposuction?  She deserves a refund because she is still fat.
 
2013-02-16 11:04:42 AM
"Mom, I'm 15 and need money for liposuction."
"Fark you.  Go for a jog.  Do some situps.  You're 15 and I'm a cleaning lady."
 
2013-02-16 11:05:02 AM
I see hotter girls than that just going to the gas station
 
2013-02-16 11:05:43 AM
What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl? Her natural breasts aren't even done growing yet! Couldn't she have worn a padded bra?
 
pla
2013-02-16 11:06:50 AM
Too much attention?  I call BS - Sorry ladies, but you still ain't all that.

/ Probably wouldn't throw them out of bed.
// Wouldn't hit on them in the first place, though.
/// Unless I could get them at the same time.
 
2013-02-16 11:07:17 AM

Nogale: What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl?


A lucky doctor!
 
2013-02-16 11:07:23 AM
What a female curse may look like:

rankofics.99k.org
 
2013-02-16 11:08:30 AM
Can one still buy a paper bag in England for a half farthing?
 
2013-02-16 11:08:34 AM
I thought I was bad off cuz so many people just wanna have sex with me cuz of my enormous dick....
 
2013-02-16 11:08:57 AM

eyeq360: Spanky_McFarksalot: is that like a before and after picture?

I think those are both after pictures.


If those are the after pics...Augh!!!11!!1!!

farm2.staticflickr.com
 
pla
2013-02-16 11:09:51 AM
hasty ambush : Exactly how fat was the one on the left before the liposuction? She deserves a refund because she is still fat.

Lipo doesn't fix why she got fat, it just takes away the most obvious current signs of it. If she still sucks down McDonald's for three meals a day, well, no cure for stupid.
 
2013-02-16 11:12:38 AM
The googles!

/Zey do nuffing!
//Mein eyes.
 
2013-02-16 11:12:47 AM
They're both skanks.
 
2013-02-16 11:13:25 AM
DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!

Seriously, they are fugly. Whoever is hitting on them must be fuglier than them.
 
2013-02-16 11:13:35 AM
Send 'em back, they're not done yet.
 
2013-02-16 11:16:07 AM
Or complaining to the Daily Fail was part of the plan.
 
2013-02-16 11:17:18 AM
biatches be buggin'.
 
2013-02-16 11:18:14 AM
She wonders if she, too, might have made a similar mistake.
 
2013-02-16 11:21:33 AM

LeroyBourne: After seeing the before pics all that mula didn't really do much, in fact kinda made them look cheaper. If that makes any sense.


Looking cheap gets you far more overt attention than looking attractive ever will. Being flatly gorgeous is intimidating, and the assumption is the person is taken, but having a large bust and rear while being somewhat passable enough suggests a craving for trying to attract men for the short term.
 
2013-02-16 11:23:05 AM
Brits have really weird ideas about what is hot.
 
2013-02-16 11:23:18 AM
Fark 'em. The world needs cautionary tales, too.
 
2013-02-16 11:26:14 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-16 11:27:35 AM
Or, is it the short, tight dresses? That might just work even without surgery.
 
2013-02-16 11:27:46 AM
keystolawofattraction.com
They need this.

We need this.
www.strangecosmos.com
Eye bleach.

/Just doing my part.
//Christ, I'm high on pain pills!
///Wooooooooooooooo!!!
 
2013-02-16 11:28:40 AM
No matter what, women will never be happy.

That's what makes them women.
 
2013-02-16 11:29:14 AM
Actually, same thing happened to a friend of mine. She's a beautiful Colombian girl but of course no one is pretty enough when you were 19 so she spent the money her working class immigrant parents gave her for college and got tit implants - very large (but good) ones I might add.

Then all she did was complain that no one looked at her in her face any more. Funny thing when that happens, amiright?

As someone who is naturally well-endowed, I had no sympathy from her. What did she think was going to happen?

She got them taken out about 6 years later. What a waste of money.
 
2013-02-16 11:30:08 AM

pla: hasty ambush : Exactly how fat was the one on the left before the liposuction? She deserves a refund because she is still fat.

Lipo doesn't fix why she got fat, it just takes away the most obvious current signs of it. If she still sucks down McDonald's for three meals a day, well, no cure for stupid.


Exactly, especially for the three year later retouch for one... And look where she is again. Nothing wrong with her weight unless you're vain enough to try liposuction twice and not learn.
 
2013-02-16 11:35:10 AM
trucculent
 
2013-02-16 11:35:49 AM
It's like a PSA about the dangers of liposuction.

Having a thin midsection and a face fit for several sizes up looks REALLY farking wrong, ladies. Nothing wrong with having a few extra pounds, especially if the alternative is looking like a bobblehead.
 
2013-02-16 11:38:16 AM
They hate the attention so much that they agreed to a photo spread in the Daily Fail.  That's how much they hate it.
 
2013-02-16 11:55:43 AM
Left: all that money and she's still chunky and plain.
Right: pretty much a butterface.

whatsupchuck: They hate the attention so much that they agreed to a photo spread in the Daily Fail.  That's how much they hate it.


LOL good point.
 
2013-02-16 11:55:51 AM
Well when they got all this surgery to attract men, they just kind of assumed that it would only apply to attractive men. And in that they're no different from many other women who tarted themselves up only to realize - too late - that ugly guys can see too.
 
2013-02-16 11:57:10 AM
Can I say they both look like skanks?

They both look like skanks.
 
2013-02-16 11:57:41 AM

Lollipop165: Then all she did was complain that no one looked at her in her face any more. Funny thing when that happens, amiright?

As someone who is naturally well-endowed, I had no sympathy from her. What did she think was going to happen?

She got them taken out about 6 years later. What a waste of money.


As a woman (I am guessing) would you ever listen to another woman when she said something like: "you don't want ____ because you are going to get too much male attention?"
 
2013-02-16 12:00:55 PM
na na na na nana na na na na nana  buttgirl!
 
2013-02-16 12:02:15 PM

70Ford: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 411x800]


John is so hot!!! LOL

Does anyone around here understand how my penis works?
 
2013-02-16 12:02:37 PM

The WindowLicker: Lollipop165: Then all she did was complain that no one looked at her in her face any more. Funny thing when that happens, amiright?

As someone who is naturally well-endowed, I had no sympathy from her. What did she think was going to happen?

She got them taken out about 6 years later. What a waste of money.

As a woman (I am guessing) would you ever listen to another woman when she said something like: "you don't want ____ because you are going to get too much male attention?"


The funny thing is, she was one of those girls who prided herself for being smart. She said she got them because her dream was to be a TV news journalist and she thought they would help her career. I'm like, only in Latin American and on Fox News would that help you. Although she does work for FoxNews.com now so there's that...
 
2013-02-16 12:03:01 PM

vudukungfu: trucculent


Like the girls in TFA, too many "C"s inserted. . .
 
2013-02-16 12:03:36 PM

Atomic_Cockroach: Well when they got all this surgery to attract men, they just kind of assumed that it would only apply to attractive men. And in that they're no different from many other women who tarted themselves up only to realize - too late - that ugly guys can see too.


Basically.

If you haven't yet realized, girls don't mind being catcalled. As long as the cat caller is an attractive man making six figures or more.
 
2013-02-16 12:10:55 PM
So they got plastic surgery to look average and fat?
 
2013-02-16 12:17:09 PM
British attention whores.
 
2013-02-16 12:23:49 PM
Would have done better spending that kind of cash on personal trainers and healthy food.. would have been heck of a lot better results and the thicker one would have bounced back better after the baby than she clearly did.
 
2013-02-16 12:24:32 PM
$15k each and they still both look like warmed over shiat. Yay.
 
2013-02-16 12:26:22 PM
I can hear the consult at the plastic surgeons

"So, you what to look like an average Puerto Rican fat chick?"
 
2013-02-16 12:31:57 PM

Nogale: What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl? Her natural breasts aren't even done growing yet! Couldn't she have worn a padded bra?


If you want to up the creepy bar yet another notch try on the surgeon who did his own daughter

...'s breast implant surgery

Weird place for an accidental carriage return.
 
2013-02-16 12:36:19 PM
I don't find either of them attractive...
 
2013-02-16 12:36:59 PM
Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.
 
2013-02-16 12:42:42 PM

The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.


The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.
 
2013-02-16 12:46:02 PM
It's so horrible, so here are some photos to show off.  Gawd the Brits play the stupidest sex games imaginable.
 
2013-02-16 12:46:38 PM
So this family put $30k towards what their daughters look like as teens.  Yeah, that sounds like money well spent.
 
2013-02-16 12:53:10 PM
I like big butts, so I'd do em both..at same time and tell everyone about it
 
2013-02-16 12:54:47 PM

BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.


As a Colombian, we must have exported those butterfaces to britain, because I have had maids in Colombia who were better looking.  No self respecting Colombian dude would even look at that.

Plus they are just outta shape, mom needs to send em back to the Andes, where they can lean eat, stop eating brit food, and get healthy.
 
2013-02-16 12:55:38 PM

BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.


Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded.  Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.
 
2013-02-16 12:59:08 PM

The Envoy: BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.

Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded.  Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.


*sigh*  One of you people eh?  You're the one that made the ambiguous statement that could apply to genetic heritage or geopolitical citizenship and looked like an idiot.
 
2013-02-16 12:59:21 PM
Seriously, what doctor does cosmetic surgery on girls who aren't finished growing?
 
2013-02-16 01:00:57 PM

The Envoy: BumpInTheNight: The Envoy: Came to the thread looking for retards who think they're British and we're up to 4 already!  You know who you are.

The sisters had most of their surgery in Colombia, where their parents migrated from shortly before Karen was born. They now live in Camberwell, South London.


I guess you're only british retarded.

Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded.  Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.


But the British lifestyle and diet, is not as good for them as the Colombian one.  Colombians eat hardly any processed foods in Colombia, and hump it up and down the mountains all day at high altitudes which makes for killer bodies and complexions.

A colombiana born and raised in Colombia would never let herself look that sloppy.

They look like they are from the wrong side of the tracks from Cali.
 
2013-02-16 01:01:13 PM

Trillian Astra: Seriously, what doctor does cosmetic surgery on girls who aren't finished growing?


Colombian ones.
 
2013-02-16 01:06:55 PM
Joafu:Maybe more Brit chicks should consider getting the pixelation treatment.


i45.tinypic.com

Your'e right.
 
2013-02-16 01:08:23 PM

Lollipop165: Colombian ones.


I was thinking "unethical" but I suppose that works, too.
 
2013-02-16 01:08:53 PM

Lollipop165: Trillian Astra: Seriously, what doctor does cosmetic surgery on girls who aren't finished growing?

Colombian ones.


In low social levels who get new money, are those who move to places like the uk and us, who earn euros or dollars, they fly home and get their kids asses and tits for their 15 birthdays.  From some jack leg doctor.aint no way that cost 30k, unless they are counting air fare, spending money etc.

That is about 2.5k per ass.
 
2013-02-16 01:09:03 PM
The result? Both now wish they hadn't gone under the knife when they were so young - because their artificially enhanced bottoms and breasts attract too much attention.

We need nude photos in order to make an informed decison.

/then maybe some eyebleach
 
2013-02-16 01:10:48 PM
I call bs in case no one else has
 
2013-02-16 01:12:42 PM
How come all these farking stories always come from Britain?

I'm not denigrating British people per se, this shiat happens all over the western world I'm sure, but why the fark do their newspapers always run it?

Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.
 
2013-02-16 01:15:24 PM

The Envoy: Just in case you can't quite grasp it, naturalisation of a person doesn't confer any genetic traits so the relevant point is that they have Colombian heritage and genes.  It's just a change of passport.  I'm going to count you twice.


True, the girls only needed their teeth whitened, not replaced wholesale, to make them presentable (the teeth, that is)... that alone shows they didn't spawn from the Empire's gene pool.
 
2013-02-16 01:15:56 PM

Lunchlady: How come all these farking stories always come from Britain?

I'm not denigrating British people per se, this shiat happens all over the western world I'm sure, but why the fark do their newspapers always run it?

Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.


Americans prefer their daily rubber necking at human train wrecks in the form of Jerry Springer & reality TV, that's all.
 
2013-02-16 01:18:19 PM
here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.
 
2013-02-16 01:20:54 PM
Hey, did anyone else notice that these women are ugly??
 
2013-02-16 01:22:42 PM

theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.
i635.photobucket.com
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

i635.photobucket.com

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling
i635.photobucket.com
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor
i635.photobucket.com
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">
i635.photobucket.com
But they are all Colombian bred and fed.


dammit fark and photonucket.
 
2013-02-16 01:24:53 PM
They should ask for their money back.
 
2013-02-16 01:25:15 PM
Naturally busty you say?
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-02-16 01:27:40 PM

BumpInTheNight: Lunchlady: How come all these farking stories always come from Britain?

I'm not denigrating British people per se, this shiat happens all over the western world I'm sure, but why the fark do their newspapers always run it?

Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.

Americans prefer their daily rubber necking at human train wrecks in the form of Jerry Springer & reality TV, that's all.


Pretty much, our curse is the Kardashians.
 
2013-02-16 01:28:05 PM

BumpInTheNight: *sigh* One of you people eh? You're the one that made the ambiguous statement that could apply to genetic heritage or geopolitical citizenship and looked like an idiot.


I will admit to the ambiguity of the statement.  However, I honestly didn't realise that it needed any kind of clarification given that, as clearly stated in my last comment, citizenship confers no genetic traits, so their physical appearance has nothing to do with their country of residence.  That shouldn't make you feel less stupid but it probably will.  I'll also amend part of my statement:

The Envoy: Which is obviously less retarded than American retarded straight up Canadian.


FTFY.
 
2013-02-16 01:29:02 PM

theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.


Nice, but what are they like as people?  Looking amazing is relatively easy when you're born with it.  Looking like a model while being a sweet person is somewhat more difficult.

A disproportionate number of friends and acquaintances have married women from mountainous areas of Latin America.  Maybe a Utah/Colorado thing.
 
2013-02-16 01:33:27 PM
"Mom, I'm 15 and need money for liposuction."
"Fark you.  Go for a jog.  Do some situps.  You're 15 and I'm a cleaning lady."
 Or better yet:
"There's the mop, bucket and scrub brush. You work on the kitchen floor while I do the bathroom."

Jogging and sit-ups are for people who don't have physically demanding jobs. These girls could have gotten into good shape helping mom earn more cash.
 
2013-02-16 01:34:26 PM
Refund?
 
2013-02-16 01:36:36 PM

camaroash: theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

Nice, but what are they like as people?  Looking amazing is relatively easy when you're born with it.  Looking like a model while being a sweet person is somewhat more difficult.

A disproportionate number of friends and acquaintances have married women from mountainous areas of Latin America.  Maybe a Utah/Colorado thing.


Actually all incredibly nice people.

Colombian women tend to have killer bodies in Colombia not because of the gym, but because of the diet and the amount of walking they do, when I live there I average maybe 20 miles on foot a week, and up and down hills 6000 ft above sea level, makes for some great legs.  My wife easily doubles that, and between work, and keeping house, washing things by hand, and the lean meats and natural fruits, people tend to be better looking.  The men not so much, but the women.  Plus, the competition is fierce, so women there tend to maintain themselves for years.

Plus, many of them take cold showers, which is supposed to be better for your skin, which I tend to believe because many wear little to no makeup.

So a combination of hard living, altitude, lower incomes, and forced exercise tend to keep you good looking.
 
2013-02-16 01:37:09 PM

theflatline: But the British lifestyle and diet, is not as good for them as the Colombian one.


Wait.  If I've learned anything from Fark it's that British food is inedible and it's almost certainly impossible to consume the quantities required for obesity.

Lunchlady: Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.


The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!
 
2013-02-16 01:38:41 PM

The Envoy: However, I honestly didn't realise that it needed any kind of clarification given that, as clearly stated in my last comment, citizenship confers no genetic traits, so their physical appearance has nothing to do with their country of residence.


Yer last comment came after being called out for being wrong on all levels so it doesn't really help here does it.  They were raised in Britain and as established in Mr posts pictures of hottie columbians and others in the thread if they were genuinely columbian they wouldn't look like marbled cottage cheese on legs, clearly they are british in both citizenship and culture.  Just because their complexion sits between basement dweller and tanning mom doesn't mean they aren't british.  Nope, good day sir, good day.
 
2013-02-16 01:43:02 PM

Koodz: All that lipo and it was still a losing battle against fish, chip, and pie.


www.ilike.org.uk
I bet it was a delicious loss.
www.kapcha.co.nz
 
2013-02-16 01:45:18 PM
The Envoy:

The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!


Ugh.
 
2013-02-16 01:46:12 PM

The Envoy: theflatline: But the British lifestyle and diet, is not as good for them as the Colombian one.

Wait.  If I've learned anything from Fark it's that British food is inedible and it's almost certainly impossible to consume the quantities required for obesity.

Lunchlady: Note: Part of me blames the British, if this shiat didn't sell it wouldn't get printed.

The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!


I did not say British diet was inedible, but in Colombia the diet is heavy in tropical fruits, fresh vegetables, juices, and lean meats, because they are cheaper than processed food.
 
2013-02-16 01:46:23 PM
You know, instead of lipo and ass implants, you could just hit the gym and do squats. Squats = hot ass on a woman.
 
2013-02-16 01:56:44 PM
i.imgur.com

Simpsons South Park did it
 
2013-02-16 02:08:15 PM

theflatline: theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.
[i635.photobucket.com image 640x480]
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

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http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling
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http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor
[i635.photobucket.com image 473x552]
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">
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But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

dammit fark and photonucket.


Dude: Did those women give you permission to post their pics on Fark?

A certain brother posted his sisters pic on Fark without her permission.
Won't post her pic. Apparently you could be banninated if you do.
 
2013-02-16 02:10:46 PM
All that work and they're still not that attractive.  They should demand a refund.
 
2013-02-16 02:11:36 PM

badgerb: Dude: Did those women give you permission to post their pics on Fark?

A certain brother posted his sisters pic on Fark without her permission.
Won't post her pic. Apparently you could be banninated if you do.


I don't see any pictures of women, just trophies.
 
2013-02-16 02:12:01 PM

BumpInTheNight: Yer last comment came after being called out for being wrong on all levels so it doesn't really help here does it. They were raised in Britain and as established in Mr posts pictures of hottie columbians and others in the thread if they were genuinely columbian they wouldn't look like marbled cottage cheese on legs, clearly they are british in both citizenship and culture. Just because their complexion sits between basement dweller and tanning mom doesn't mean they aren't british. Nope, good day sir, good day.


Wait - your contention is now that they're from D.C?  Or South Carolina?  And they're NOT genuinely Colombian even though their parents ARE Colombian?  How does that work?  Also, they look the way they do not only due to their inherited genes but because of cosmetic surgery.  They have had surgery to change the way they look, one assumes for the better.  Without going under the knife, do you think their noses and breasts would have magically changed appearance based on their location?  Hmm, there's an opportunity here.  I'm going to start advertising surgery-free breast enlargement.  Just fly out to a country renowned for women with big boobs and hey presto!  A two week stay for Page 3 boobs, emigrate for Dolly Parton boobs.  I'm obviously misinformed.  Please direct me to some kind of scientific source that shows that culture and citizenship alter genes.  It's such a massive discovery that I'm surprised I've never heard about it.  Maybe that's why so many countries have trouble tracking illegal immigrants.  As soon as they arrive their whole appearance starts to alter!  I should head to Norway, I could do with being a bit taller.
 
2013-02-16 02:14:01 PM

Lunchlady: The Envoy:

The Daily Mail has overtaken the New York Times to become the world's most visited newspaper website, according to online tracking service Comscore. The biggest increase in readers has been in the US

Hey, it's not our fault!

Ugh.


Now you know how I feel.  Can't escape the fact that my lot spawned that POS rag.  I won't even wrap my fish and chips in it.
 
2013-02-16 02:14:28 PM

The Envoy: BumpInTheNight: Yer last comment came after being called out for being wrong on all levels so it doesn't really help here does it. They were raised in Britain and as established in Mr posts pictures of hottie columbians and others in the thread if they were genuinely columbian they wouldn't look like marbled cottage cheese on legs, clearly they are british in both citizenship and culture. Just because their complexion sits between basement dweller and tanning mom doesn't mean they aren't british. Nope, good day sir, good day.

Wait - your contention is now that they're from D.C?  Or South Carolina?  And they're NOT genuinely Colombian even though their parents ARE Colombian?  How does that work?  Also, they look the way they do not only due to their inherited genes but because of cosmetic surgery.  They have had surgery to change the way they look, one assumes for the better.  Without going under the knife, do you think their noses and breasts would have magically changed appearance based on their location?  Hmm, there's an opportunity here.  I'm going to start advertising surgery-free breast enlargement.  Just fly out to a country renowned for women with big boobs and hey presto!  A two week stay for Page 3 boobs, emigrate for Dolly Parton boobs.  I'm obviously misinformed.  Please direct me to some kind of scientific source that shows that culture and citizenship alter genes.  It's such a massive discovery that I'm surprised I've never heard about it.  Maybe that's why so many countries have trouble tracking illegal immigrants.  As soon as they arrive their whole appearance starts to alter!  I should head to Norway, I could do with being a bit taller.


itstimetostopposting.jpg.
 
2013-02-16 02:17:16 PM
Breast implants at 15? Isn't that a bit bloody early?
 
2013-02-16 02:23:04 PM
Ew. DO NOT WANT.
 
2013-02-16 02:28:44 PM
I need about that much plastic surgery just so I can look female.  I hate my life.
 
2013-02-16 02:31:25 PM

theflatline: camaroash: theflatline: here are some normal Colombian women, who live in Colombia.

32 year old good friend of mine.

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/johanita.jpg">

39 year old ex girlfriend

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/nancy2.jpg">

25 year old fling

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sandra.jpg">

44 year old neighbor

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/da.jpg">

27 year old best friend (who would be the mrs if i had not met the wife first)
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/sand.jpg">

But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

Nice, but what are they like as people?  Looking amazing is relatively easy when you're born with it.  Looking like a model while being a sweet person is somewhat more difficult.

A disproportionate number of friends and acquaintances have married women from mountainous areas of Latin America.  Maybe a Utah/Colorado thing.

Actually all incredibly nice people.

Colombian women tend to have killer bodies in Colombia not because of the gym, but because of the diet and the amount of walking they do, when I live there I average maybe 20 miles on foot a week, and up and down hills 6000 ft above sea level, makes for some great legs.  My wife easily doubles that, and between work, and keeping house, washing things by hand, and the lean meats and natural fruits, people tend to be better looking.  The men not so much, but the women.  Plus, the competition is fierce, so women there tend to maintain themselves for years.

Plus, many of them take cold showers, which is supposed to be better for your skin, which I tend to believe because many wear little to no makeup.

So a combination of hard living, altitude, lower incomes, and forced exercise tend to keep you good looking.


That a woman can look great and be incredibly nice is indeed refreshing.

I think I'll be looking into Colombian cuisine.  It would be nice to have more recipes in my arsenal where lean meats and fresh produce take center stage.  In Utah, we tend to work desk jobs if we're not farmers, but we play _very_ hard.  There's a pretty big gap in body condition that makes the active people easy to pick out in a crowd.  It would be nice if the available food were geared more toward being suitable fuel.

Cold showers are also important since hot water in a high desert climate dries the skin out rather harshly.

And makeup tends not to mix well with sweat, whether that sweat is from the summer heat or from playing hard.

Colorado is much the same way, really.
 
2013-02-16 03:00:13 PM
Boo. farking. Hoo. Try being a man and getting NO attention whatsoever from women. You wouldn't last a day.
 
2013-02-16 03:19:07 PM
I don't know what happened to photobucket in the last 2 weeks or so, but the pictures posted on fark won't display, it's just an empty box...

Can you people use another hoster, like imgur?
 
2013-02-16 03:42:33 PM

Badgers: I don't know what happened to photobucket in the last 2 weeks or so, but the pictures posted on fark won't display, it's just an empty box...

Can you people use another hoster, like imgur?


Don't use the html code link anymore, just copy the direct link URL instead.
 
2013-02-16 04:02:29 PM

FunkOut: Breast implants at 15? Isn't that a bit bloody early?


That surgeon should be arrested.
 
2013-02-16 04:08:16 PM
lies. dental work is missing. teeth whitening my arse
 
2013-02-16 04:25:32 PM
Need more beer.
 
2013-02-16 04:30:38 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Boo. farking. Hoo. Try being a man and getting NO attention whatsoever from women. You wouldn't last a day.


Indeed. We're used to being self-sufficient, ignored, and just keeping calm & carrying on. Most of us, anyway.

Of course, that's true of women, too. Huh. It's almost as if attention whoring isn't really a gender-based issue, but just a sad thing in general.
 
2013-02-16 04:31:13 PM

PapaChester: FunkOut: Breast implants at 15? Isn't that a bit bloody early?

That surgeon should be arrested.


The parent should be arrested.  Quinceanera, is the US equivalent of sweet 16 in the US, and the parents of low rent latin americans want to throw a bash which includes tits so they can impress the neighbors with how nubian rich they are.
 
2013-02-16 05:34:51 PM
Articles like thus from the Daily Fail are why Americans think British girls are ugly.
 
2013-02-16 05:48:39 PM
theflatline:
But they are all Colombian bred and fed.

Colombians eat other Colombians? Is that their ancient beauty secret?
It's good to be pretty, but does it really justify cannibalism?

yes
 
2013-02-16 06:12:51 PM
My butt and breasts  look pretty close to the one on the left, and I'm not being stalked by men. Of course, I'm packing a few extra pounds, dress modestly,and don't usually talk much.
 
2013-02-16 07:11:59 PM
ew
 
2013-02-16 08:40:08 PM
Hope they kept their receipts.
 
2013-02-16 10:03:40 PM
Problem with attention whores (or AW's) like these is that in their tiny little minds it's "I don't mind the attention, as long as it's from the 0.0000000000001% of the male population I might be interested in. Maybe.".
"Attention" doesn't work like that, girlies. You're out in public, you don't get to pick and choose who pays attention to your AWing.
 
2013-02-16 11:21:59 PM
So they were trying to look like J-Lo?

A swing and a miss for each of them.
 
2013-02-17 12:22:18 AM

octopied: My butt and breasts  look pretty close to the one on the left, and I'm not being stalked by men. Of course, I'm packing a few extra pounds, dress modestly,and don't usually talk much.


It doesn't work if you are a guy.
 
2013-02-17 05:31:25 AM

BumpInTheNight: itstimetostopposting.jpg.


Good comeback.
 
2013-02-17 09:48:05 AM
All that work and money and sadly, still not pretty. How sad.
 
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