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(Daily Mail)   From the "not thinking the cunning plan all the way through" files: After getting plastic surgery worth over $15K each, two girls now experience their artificially enhanced bodies as a "curse". Because they attract too much attention from men   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
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2013-02-16 08:55:39 AM
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/what, the AWs are getting attention from people who dared to forget to not be unattractive?
 
2013-02-16 10:48:52 AM
Wow, Life must be SO hard for them.
 
2013-02-16 10:49:12 AM
is that like a before and after picture?
 
2013-02-16 10:52:06 AM
Yikes. What's with the Brits and lipo, etc.? I mean, I know we've got it here in the States, but DAMN those biatches got the BUTTERFACE goin' on!
 
2013-02-16 10:52:38 AM
they attract too much attention from men

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2013-02-16 10:53:15 AM
They should have spend a few grand fixing their faces.

Butterfaces will always get a lot of attention from people who know they aren't really out of their league.
 
2013-02-16 10:53:16 AM
All that lipo and it was still a losing battle against fish, chip, and pie.
 
2013-02-16 10:53:23 AM
Let me the first to say that subby needs to update his exchange rate; 20K British pounds = $31,042.
 
2013-02-16 10:53:40 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: is that like a before and after picture?


I think those are both after pictures.
 
2013-02-16 10:54:05 AM
OK OK, I didn't read the headline carefully.
 
2013-02-16 10:55:35 AM
Who the fark has a boob job at 15?  You can't even be sure your "done" yet.

Just going to go with "You two and your entire family are idiots" and move on.
 
2013-02-16 10:56:05 AM
Just goes to show, you can't fix ugly.
 
2013-02-16 10:56:42 AM
The one on the Left might need a permanent Lipo hose attached to her and running to the pool
 
2013-02-16 10:56:56 AM
When I see people spend their money on stupid shiat and then become sad about it, it gives me joy.
 
2013-02-16 10:57:20 AM
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2013-02-16 10:58:31 AM
They don't look too upset.
Guys grab their asses in the club? Don't wear clingy clothes.

And how the fark did her mother manage to waste that much on a cleaning lady's salary? Did a little drug mule work on the side?
 
2013-02-16 10:58:55 AM
After seeing the before pics all that mula didn't really do much, in fact kinda made them look cheaper. If that makes any sense.
 
2013-02-16 10:59:30 AM
www.ksta.de

I needed another pic to forget that pic from the article exists in my universe
 
2013-02-16 11:00:30 AM
The one on the right is quite hot.  The one on the left, no so much.
 
2013-02-16 11:01:47 AM
Jennifer should ask for a refund.

And breast enlargement at 15? WTF. Any dude who shacks up with he better be on the lookout for the crazy.
 
2013-02-16 11:02:24 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe more Brit chicks should consider getting the pixelation treatment.
 
2013-02-16 11:03:35 AM

Glancing Blow: Let me the first to say that subby needs to update his exchange rate; 20K British pounds = $31,042.


I guess you need to update your skills in division by two.
 
2013-02-16 11:03:54 AM
Dumbasses.

/Can't think of any other way to describe them.
 
2013-02-16 11:04:16 AM
Exactly how fat was the one on the left before the liposuction?  She deserves a refund because she is still fat.
 
2013-02-16 11:04:42 AM
"Mom, I'm 15 and need money for liposuction."
"Fark you.  Go for a jog.  Do some situps.  You're 15 and I'm a cleaning lady."
 
2013-02-16 11:05:02 AM
I see hotter girls than that just going to the gas station
 
2013-02-16 11:05:43 AM
What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl? Her natural breasts aren't even done growing yet! Couldn't she have worn a padded bra?
 
pla
2013-02-16 11:06:50 AM
Too much attention?  I call BS - Sorry ladies, but you still ain't all that.

/ Probably wouldn't throw them out of bed.
// Wouldn't hit on them in the first place, though.
/// Unless I could get them at the same time.
 
2013-02-16 11:07:17 AM

Nogale: What the hell kind of a doctor puts breast implants in a 15-year-old girl?


A lucky doctor!
 
2013-02-16 11:07:23 AM
What a female curse may look like:

rankofics.99k.org
 
2013-02-16 11:08:30 AM
Can one still buy a paper bag in England for a half farthing?
 
2013-02-16 11:08:34 AM
I thought I was bad off cuz so many people just wanna have sex with me cuz of my enormous dick....
 
2013-02-16 11:08:57 AM

eyeq360: Spanky_McFarksalot: is that like a before and after picture?

I think those are both after pictures.


If those are the after pics...Augh!!!11!!1!!

farm2.staticflickr.com
 
pla
2013-02-16 11:09:51 AM
hasty ambush : Exactly how fat was the one on the left before the liposuction? She deserves a refund because she is still fat.

Lipo doesn't fix why she got fat, it just takes away the most obvious current signs of it. If she still sucks down McDonald's for three meals a day, well, no cure for stupid.
 
2013-02-16 11:12:38 AM
The googles!

/Zey do nuffing!
//Mein eyes.
 
2013-02-16 11:12:47 AM
They're both skanks.
 
2013-02-16 11:13:25 AM
DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!

Seriously, they are fugly. Whoever is hitting on them must be fuglier than them.
 
2013-02-16 11:13:35 AM
Send 'em back, they're not done yet.
 
2013-02-16 11:16:07 AM
Or complaining to the Daily Fail was part of the plan.
 
2013-02-16 11:17:18 AM
biatches be buggin'.
 
2013-02-16 11:18:14 AM
She wonders if she, too, might have made a similar mistake.
 
2013-02-16 11:21:33 AM

LeroyBourne: After seeing the before pics all that mula didn't really do much, in fact kinda made them look cheaper. If that makes any sense.


Looking cheap gets you far more overt attention than looking attractive ever will. Being flatly gorgeous is intimidating, and the assumption is the person is taken, but having a large bust and rear while being somewhat passable enough suggests a craving for trying to attract men for the short term.
 
2013-02-16 11:23:05 AM
Brits have really weird ideas about what is hot.
 
2013-02-16 11:23:18 AM
Fark 'em. The world needs cautionary tales, too.
 
2013-02-16 11:26:14 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-16 11:27:35 AM
Or, is it the short, tight dresses? That might just work even without surgery.
 
2013-02-16 11:27:46 AM
keystolawofattraction.com
They need this.

We need this.
www.strangecosmos.com
Eye bleach.

/Just doing my part.
//Christ, I'm high on pain pills!
///Wooooooooooooooo!!!
 
2013-02-16 11:28:40 AM
No matter what, women will never be happy.

That's what makes them women.
 
2013-02-16 11:29:14 AM
Actually, same thing happened to a friend of mine. She's a beautiful Colombian girl but of course no one is pretty enough when you were 19 so she spent the money her working class immigrant parents gave her for college and got tit implants - very large (but good) ones I might add.

Then all she did was complain that no one looked at her in her face any more. Funny thing when that happens, amiright?

As someone who is naturally well-endowed, I had no sympathy from her. What did she think was going to happen?

She got them taken out about 6 years later. What a waste of money.
 
2013-02-16 11:30:08 AM

pla: hasty ambush : Exactly how fat was the one on the left before the liposuction? She deserves a refund because she is still fat.

Lipo doesn't fix why she got fat, it just takes away the most obvious current signs of it. If she still sucks down McDonald's for three meals a day, well, no cure for stupid.


Exactly, especially for the three year later retouch for one... And look where she is again. Nothing wrong with her weight unless you're vain enough to try liposuction twice and not learn.
 
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