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(   "Detectives had brought in three women from the Walton Avenue house for questioning, taking carpet samples for possible DNA matches, as well as a talking parrot"   ( ) divider line
    More: Followup, DNA matching, DNA, West Philadelphia, child abduction, Special Victims Unit, detectives  
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2585 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2013 at 10:05 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 08:26:42 AM  
4 votes:
DNA samples from the carpet, eh?

 Is this to determine whether they match the DNA from the drapes?
2013-02-16 10:16:53 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-16 10:23:40 AM  
1 vote:
Here detective, here's a carpet sample from my teeth.
2013-02-16 10:16:43 AM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Maybe the bird's a rat....

The headline said he's already talking.
2013-02-16 10:11:22 AM  
1 vote:
How come police won't take this woman to a cabin that they can throw her in then burn down? She's just as deserving as Dorner.
2013-02-16 10:09:20 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe the bird's a rat....
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