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(Denver Channel)   How many beers would a beer thief steal if a beer thief could steal beer? 570   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-16 09:53:39 AM
Had 24 cases, minus one six pack? Score!
 
2013-02-16 09:53:51 AM
Why steal that nasty stuff and not even drink it?
 
2013-02-16 09:55:43 AM
That sounds like a reasonable number.

I mean, if you're going to do it...

"Some of the stolen beers were worth $200 to $300 per bottle "

Now that's just crazy. On so many levels.
 
2013-02-16 09:57:17 AM
Seems a bit short-sighted. I mean, what are you going to do for beer after the weekend?
 
2013-02-16 09:57:18 AM
Lootie approval

/that's a lot of beer on the wall
 
2013-02-16 09:57:30 AM
That's as many as 57 tens.
And that's terrible.
 
2013-02-16 09:59:01 AM
I didnt realize it was amateur hour
 
2013-02-16 09:59:56 AM

The Bestest: That's as many as 57 tens.
And that's terrible.


Dammit, now I want cake

/cake and beer, breakfast of champions
 
2013-02-16 10:00:55 AM
Uh oh, my heart just stopped. . .
www.nliveris.com
. . . ah, there it goes.
 
2013-02-16 10:01:02 AM
Look, only executives are allowed to loot the company and get away with it.  There are rules people, rules.
 
2013-02-16 10:01:05 AM
   For the conspiracy people.....wasnt there a dude stealing major chicken wings awhile back??     Discuss.
 
2013-02-16 10:07:19 AM

AcesFull: For the conspiracy people.....wasnt there a dude stealing major chicken wings awhile back??     Discuss.


Just imagine of the stars aligned correctly and they both ran into your house to hide? And it was the super bowl. Discuss further.
 
2013-02-16 10:08:02 AM
Oblig

doubledumbassonyou.com
 
2013-02-16 10:13:08 AM
Why does if feel like I reading an article about cop math and weed when I'm looking at the per bottle prices on those beers?

/Paying more than $10/bottle you're getting ripped off
 
2013-02-16 10:18:00 AM

MurphyMurphy: AcesFull: For the conspiracy people.....wasnt there a dude stealing major chicken wings awhile back??     Discuss.

Just imagine of the stars aligned correctly and they both ran into your house to hide? And it was the super bowl. Discuss further.


In the absence of PopcornJohnny,I'll get it started......Wake up people!   This has got L.A.P.D. written all over it!
 
2013-02-16 10:20:36 AM
www.themoralofthestoryis.com

Demands swift and merciless justice for this heinous offense
 
2013-02-16 10:23:16 AM
This is a repeat from 1967. Read all about the Great Schlitz Heist of Des Moines.
 
2013-02-16 10:24:16 AM

Reverend J: Why does if feel like I reading an article about cop math and weed when I'm looking at the per bottle prices on those beers?

/Paying more than $10/bottle you're getting ripped off


Take a peek at what some collectors pay for sneakers on eBay. Sneakers they will never use. Some people like to throw their loot around.
 
2013-02-16 10:32:12 AM
A prosecutor said to a judge, "Your honor, this man stole 11 bottles of beer."

"11 bottles?" said the judge, "You can't make a case out of that!"
 
2013-02-16 10:33:15 AM

Reverend J: Why does if feel like I reading an article about cop math and weed when I'm looking at the per bottle prices on those beers?

/Paying more than $10/bottle you're getting ripped off


Because you are reading cop math. Old crustacean (mentioned twice in the article) is no where near that expensive. You can by a lot of 15 bottles some of which aged from the mid 90's at Rogue's website for a little over a $100 total... Quick searches on the others showed you could find bottles in the $50 range...
 
2013-02-16 10:41:28 AM
Sounds like cop math.
 
2013-02-16 10:42:41 AM
Rex Banner will never catch him.
 
2013-02-16 10:47:55 AM

Igor Jakovsky: Sounds like cop math.



authorities confiscated a half ounce of cocaine valued at over six million dollars...
 
2013-02-16 10:50:11 AM

Igor Jakovsky: Sounds like cop math.


Cop math is an understatement. Those are some pretty decent aged bottles but the stated value's inflated 4 or 5 fold.
 
2013-02-16 11:11:27 AM
Anyone who would pay $100-$200 for a bottle of beer deserves to have it stolen from them.
 
2013-02-16 11:14:09 AM
How many pilsners would a pilsner-pilferer pilfer if a pilsner-pilferer could pilfer pilsner?
 
2013-02-16 11:14:18 AM
Many years ago while a guest(pot smokin hippie) of a rural county jail a scrawny youth of 18 was also visiting.He had broken into the one supermarket,loaded a buggy to the top with Coors,and proceeded down mainstreet handing out beer to those he met.When the cops arrived he appropiated a nearby cattle truck parked in front of a resturant.Squealing tires,flashing lights,bawling cattle,all ended when he crashed through the wall of a bar on the outskirts of town.His escape from jail,re-arrest,release,and drunken pitchfork re-arrest are another story.I sometimes wonder if he is still alive today.So many from that time period are gone now.
 
2013-02-16 12:02:26 PM
blog.drewestate.com

These guys shouldn't be beyond suspicion.
 
2013-02-16 12:20:14 PM
I really don't think that I have lived a sheltered life. Been lots of places, done and seen lots of things.
But I swear, I never knew there were beers that cost upwards of $300 per bottle.
Wines, champagnes, liquors, yes.
Beers? No
 
2013-02-16 12:35:31 PM
At that high price, it should no longer be called beer.  Hops wine and Barley wine.  Make up something that sticks, but it needs a different name.
 
2013-02-16 01:48:41 PM

DownDaRiver: But I swear, I never knew there were beers that cost upwards of $300 per bottle.


There aren't. Even Sam Adams Utopias retails for $180-200.
 
2013-02-16 01:59:36 PM

Reverend J: Why does if feel like I reading an article about cop math and weed when I'm looking at the per bottle prices on those beers?

/Paying more than $10/bottle you're getting ripped off


I paid $35 just a few days ago for a Bruery Fruet.
Haven't had it yet, so I'm not sure if I was ripped off.
 
2013-02-16 02:09:15 PM
s1.aecdn.com
/were the headed to Texarkana?
 
2013-02-16 02:46:06 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: DownDaRiver: But I swear, I never knew there were beers that cost upwards of $300 per bottle.

There aren't. Even Sam Adams Utopias retails for $180-200.


Never had any of their Utopias. Never had but a few of their beers. But I did pay about $11 for a six of one of their summer ale deals. Wasn't worth $6 if you asked me. Would never buy any SA's again. Over rated by yuppies, hipster-dufises and wanna be beer snobs if you ask me.
 
2013-02-16 03:43:08 PM
Three Floyds Dark Lord and certain varieties of bcbs have been known to sell in excess of $250.
 
2013-02-16 03:56:41 PM

Digitus_Impudicus: Three Floyds Dark Lord and certain varieties of bcbs have been known to sell in excess of $250.


  $250.....thats 200 Miller High Life tall boys.   Doing the research now.
 
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